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Hannibal21
06-18-2003, 04:01 PM
1. Citizen Kane
"Rosebud" - Charles Foster Kane (Orson Welles)
2. Casablanca
"Here's looking at you, kid." - Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart)
3. All About Eve
"Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night!" - Margo Channing (Bette Davis)
4. 2001: A Space Odyssey
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
"HAL, I won't argue with you anymore, open the doors."
"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore, good bye."
- Dave Bowman (Keir Dullea) & HAL 9000 (Douglas Rain)
5. Sunset Boulevard
"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." - Norma Desmond (Gloria Swanson)
6. Some Like it Hot
"Well, nobody's perfect." - Osgood (Joe E. Brown)
7. Vertigo
"Here I was born, and here I died. It was a moment for you, you took no notice." - Madeline Elster (Kim Novak)
8. Wild Strawberries
"I thought: That's his mother. An old woman, cold as ice, more forbidding than death. And this is her son, and there are light-years between them. He himself says he's a living corpse. And Evald is growing just as lonely, cold, and dead. And I thought of the baby inside me. All along the line, there's nothing but cold and death and loneliness. It must end somewhere." - Marianne Borg (Ingrid Thulin)
9. Rebecca
"Last night I dreamt I went to Manderlay again." - The second Mrs. DeWinter (Joan Fontaine)
10. The Passion of Joan of Arc
Uh.............
11. The Apu Trilogy
“His education, his hardships broaden his mind and sharpen his intellect. We feel that he has in him the seeds of greatness. His hardships do not end. He remains in want, in poverty. But that doesn’t discourage him. He realizes that one must face reality. One must live! The point of life is to live it.” – Apurba Roy (Soumitra Chatterjee)
12. Paris, Texas
“He just ran. He ran until the sun came up, and he couldn’t run any further. Then when the sun went down, he ran again. For five days, he ran like this, until every sign of man had disappeared.” – Travis (Harry Dean Stanton)
13. Double Indemnity
"How could I have known that murder could sometimes smell like honeysuckle." - Walter Neff (Fred MacMurray)
14. City Lights
Uh...........
15. Schindler's List
"This list....is an absolute good. The list is life." - Itzhak Stern (Ben Kingsley)
16. The Lady Eve
"I need him like the axe needs the turkey." - Jean Harrington (Barbara Stanwyck)
17. Singin' in the Rain
"Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit!"
"Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula."
"You don't mean that."
"I don't -- Hey Joe, get me a tarantula."
- Lina Lamont (Jean Hagen) & Don Lockwood (Gene Kelly)
18. Raging Bull
"So give me a stage, where this bull here could rage. And though I couldn't fight, I'd much rather recite: That's Entertainment." - Jake LaMotta (Robert De Niro)
19. The Silence of the Lambs
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." - Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins)
20. Tokyo Story
"Isn't life disappointing?"
"Yes, it is."
- Kyoko (Kyoko Kagawa) & Noriko (Setsuko Hara)
Scarface98.9
06-18-2003, 05:04 PM
1) Godfather Part 1
"Look how they massacred my boy."
2) Goodfellas
"For as long as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster."
3) American Beauty
"Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This is the highpoint of my day. It all goes down from here."
4) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Run away!"
5) Dark City
"Do you have any idea what it's like, to erase your own past?"
6) Lord of the Rings
Not sure
7) The Godfather Part 2
"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart, you broke my heart."
8) Life of Brian
"Now, FUCK OFF!"
9) The Producers
"Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!"
10) Citizen Kane
"You know, at this rate, I'd have to close this place in 60 years."
JCPhoenix
06-18-2003, 05:22 PM
THE USUAL SUSPECTS
There's another more famous one, but I prefer this one slightly...in since, the "greatest trick" quote isn't totally from the usual suspects, it's a version of a quote in a short story called "The Generous Gambler by Charles Baudelaire (published 1864) It went roughly like this: . . . He made no complaint whatsoever about the bad reputation he had attracted throughout the world, assured me that he himself was the person most concerned by the destruction of superstition, and admitted to me that as far as his own power was concerned he had been afraid on only one occasion, which was when he had heard a preacher, more subtle than his colleagues, shout out from the pulpit: 'Dearly beloved, never forget, when you hear anyone vaunt the progress of enlightenment, that the Devil's finest trick is to persuade you that he does not exist!' "
I prefer How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
Get busy living...or get busy dying. That's goddamn right.
ALMOST FAMOUS
They don't even know what it is to be a fan. Y'know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts.
ADAPTATION
I suppose I do have one unembarrassed passion. I want to know how it feels to care about something passionately.
SCHINDLER'S LIST
The truth is always the right answer.
FIGHT CLUB
So many, but this is my favorite:
It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
MAGNOLIA
I have several from this too but while this isn't the best quote in it, i really like it.
It's dangerous to confuse children with angels.
NORTH BY NORTHWEST
In the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. There's only expedient exaggeration.
AMERICAN BEAUTY
I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary. tho i love the line "Fuck me, your majesty", cuz it's so hilarious :p
VERTIGO
Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you...you took no notice.
MEMENTO
(yeah this is the 11th movie listed here (it's actually lower on my real list but i love this quote so...)
We all need mirrors to remind ourselves of who we are. I'm no different.
syxxpac
06-18-2003, 05:29 PM
1) T2: Judgment Day - "If a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life...maybe we can too."
2) Pulp Fiction - "I don't remember askin' you a GOD-DAMN thing!"
3) The Matrix - "Human beings...are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague. And we...are the cure."
4) Jaws - "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
5) Aliens - "Game over, man! Game over!"
6) American Beauty - "My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell."
7) The Terminator - "Fuck you, asshole."
8) Dr. Strangelove - "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
9) Jurassic Park - "When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."
10) The Godfather - "Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever."
stevereno
06-18-2003, 05:31 PM
ALIENS
"We're on an express evelator to hell, going down."
THE LOST BOYS
"Death by Stereo"
WEIRD SCIENCE
"You know there's gonna be Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll. Chips, Dips, Chains, Whips. The basic high school orgy type of thing. Now I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples, or anything like that. Just a couple hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals."
HALLOWEEN 4
"Timing has to be Premo"
HEATHERS
"This is Ohio, if you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress."
POLTERGEIST III
"Your so de-classy"
TERMINATOR 2
"Come with me if you want to live."
THE GOONIES
"I smell ICE CREAM!"
THE BREAKFAST CLUB
"Stupid, Worthless, No-good-god-damn free loading son-of-a-bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole jerk! You forgot Ugly, Lazy and Disrespectful- SHUT UP BITCH!, Go fetch me a Turkey Pot Pie. What about you dad? Fuck you No dad, what about you? Fuck you! NO DAD WHAT ABOUT YOU! FUCK YOU!!!!!"
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS
"Alright asshole, LETS DANCE!"
SHIVER ME TIMBERS
Annie Hall
06-18-2003, 05:44 PM
1. American Beauty
Lose my job? I didn't lose my job, it's not like, whoops! Where'd my job go? I QUIT. SOMEONE pass me the asparagus!"
2. Moulin Rouge
Oh! look darling, a little frog!
3. The Godfather Parts I & II
In my home? In my bedroom where my wife sleeps! Where my children come and play with their toys. In. My. Home!"
4. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
I couldn't do that. Could you do that? Why can they do it? Who are those guys?
5. Trainspotting
Do you find that this approach usually works? Or let me guess, you've never tried it before. In fact, you don't normally approach girls - am I right? The truth is that you're a quiet sensitive type but, if I'm prepared to take a chance, I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. Taxi! A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But hey - don't us girls just love that?
6. Annie Hall
There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
7. Pulp Fiction
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
8. L.A. Confidential
Have you a valediction, boyo?
9. Say Anything…
The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me, Power Lloyd, my assualt on the world begins now.
10. Lord of the Rings
That doesn't make sense. But, then again, you are very small
QUENTIN
06-18-2003, 05:55 PM
1.) Taxi Driver
"Well I'm the only one here" & ": Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man."
2.) Pulp Fiction
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poision and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin'... it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. "
3.) Raging Bull
"I remember those cheers, they still ring in my ears and for years they remain in my thoughts. 'Cause one time I took off my robe and, whoops, I forgot to wear shorts. I recall every fall, every hook, every jab, the worst way a guy can get rid of his flab. As you know my life wasn't fab. And though... and though I'd rather hear you cheer when I delve into Shakespeare "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse", I haven't had a winner in six months. And though I'm no Olivier, if he fought Sugar Ray, he would say that the thing ain't ring, it's the play. So give me a stage, where this bull here can rage, and though I can fight I'd much rather recite: That's Entertainment. That's Entertainment."
4.) 2001: A Space Odyssey
"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm afraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January, 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you...Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two."
5.) Magnolia
"You prick. Cocksucker, that what you used to like to say, isn't it? Well you're a cocksucker Earl. It hurts, doesn't it? You in a lot of pain? She was in a lot of pain. Right to the end she was in a lot of pain. I know because I was there Earl. You didn't like illness though, did you? I was there. She waited for your call. For you to come... I am not gonna cry, I am not gonna cry for you! You cocksucker, I know you can hear me. I want you to know that I hate your fucking guts. You can just fucking die, you fuck. And I hope it hurts, I hope it hurts....Why didn't you call?"
6.) La Dolce Vita
"Even the most miserable life is better than a sheltered existence in an organized society where everything is calculated and perfected"
7.) Do The Right Thing
"Mookie...always do the right thing."
8.) Apocalypse Now
"Charlie don't surf!"
9.) The Last Picture Show
Ruth Popper's final speech, I don't know it by heart and couldn't find it anywhere, but it's one of the most heartbreaking monologues ever written.
10.) The Third Man
"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
VicVega
06-18-2003, 05:58 PM
1. Pulp Fiction (1994)
"I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker."
2. True Romance (1993)
"Now, I know I'm pretty, but ain't as pretty as a couple of titties."
3. Taxi Driver (1976)
"One day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street."
4. Forrest Gump (1994)
Forrest: "What's my destiny, momma?"
Mamma: "You're gonna have to find that out for yourself."
5. Léon (1994)
"I love these calm little moments before the storm."
6. Silence of the Lambs, The (1991)
"His blood pressure never got above 85...even when he ate her tounge"
7. Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Perfect, baby, perfect."
8. Goodfellas (1990)
For as long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
9. Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."
10. Vanilla Sky (2001)
"She is just an approximity infatuation....Don't use that, it's mine!"
BadCoverVersion
06-18-2003, 06:03 PM
Forgive the LENGTH of a couple of these...
Kes
"...Just come out sir. Fisher, German bite, shippin' forecast sir. Fisher, German bite, Cromertee. A' like...'a like to hear it every night sir, a' like names..."
Glengarry Glen Ross
"You stupid fucking cunt! You, Williamson...I'm talking to you, shithead...You just cost me six thousand dollars! Six thousand dollars and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you goin to do about it, asshole? You fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade. You stupid fucking cunt. You idiot. Whoever told you you could work with men...!?"
Life Of Brian
"I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb. Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?"
Trainspotting
"We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit..."
Naked
"I'm talkin' 'bout the HOLY fucking book. "What is the mark? Well, the mark is the bar-code - the ubiquitous bar-code that you'll find on every bog roll, on every packet of johnnies, on every poxy pork pie...and every fuckin' bar-code is divided into two parts by three markers...and those three markers are always represented by the number six. six, six, six! Now what does that say? No one shall be able to buy, sell WITHOUT that mark. Now, what they're planning to do in order to eradicate credit card fraud, and in order to precipitate a totally cashless society, they're gonna subcutaneously laser-tattoo that mark onto your right hand or forehead. They're going to replace plastic with flesh. Fact! In the same book of revelation when the seven seals are broken open on the day of judgement, and the seven angels blow the trumpets, when the third angel blows 'er ...erm...bugle, 'Wormwood will fall from the sky'. Wormwood will poison a third part of all the land, and many...many...many people will die. Now d'you know what the Russian translation for 'Wormwood' is? ... Chernobyl! Fact!"
Blue Velvet
"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
Pulp Fiction
"Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like...?!"
The Wicker Man
"I think I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and self-contained. They do not lie awake in the dark...and weep for their sins. They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God. Not one of them kneels to another or to his own kind that lived thousands of years ago..."
Withnail & I
"Longtemps, longtemps de teau cheveux. Oh, Bodelair. Brings back such memories of Oxford...(followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman who had red hair and a poetry book stained with the butter drips from hot crumpets)...Indeed I often wonder where Norman is now. Probably wintering with his mother in Guilford, a cat, rain, vim under the sink and both bars on. But old now, there is no true beauty without decay."
I can't place a Ratcatcher quote at the moment...:(, it's all about the visuals.
notchreturns
06-18-2003, 06:15 PM
JAWS
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
TAXI DRIVER
"Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up."
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST
"Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a cunt, ain't she Doc?"
FARGO
"No fuckin' way! You fuckin' notice this? I got fuckin' shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin' money! I got shot pickin' it up! I've been up for 36 fuckin' hours! I'm takin' that fuckin' car! That fucker's mine!"
DO THE RIGHT THING
"Whoa! You got to cool that shit off! And that's the double-truth, Ruth!"
GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS
"All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheated on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, then be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me. You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?"
APOCALYPSE NOW
"You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end..."
MAGNOLIA
"Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?"
ALMOST FAMOUS
"The only true currency in this bankrupt world...is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE
"What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence."
Adam J. Hakari
06-18-2003, 06:43 PM
1. FARGO
"There's more to life than just a little money, ya know. Dontcha know that? And here ya are. And it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it."
2. FIGHT CLUB
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
3. A CHRISTMAS STORY
"I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle!"
"You'll shoot your eye out, Kid! Merry Christmas. Ho...ho...ho..."
4. THE STING
"You're not gonna stick around for your share?"
"Nah. I'd only blow it."
5. STOP MAKING SENSE
"You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack. You may find yourself in another part of the world. You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile. You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. You may ask yourself, 'Well...how did I get here?'"
6. RESERVOIR DOGS
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
7. THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
"I love you."
"I know."
8. MEMENTO
"Now...where was I?"
9. THE GOONIES
"Kids suck."
10. THE SPANISH PRISONER
"We must never forget that we are human. And as humans, we dream, and when we dream, we dream of money."
syxxpac
06-18-2003, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Annie Hall
8. L.A. Confidential
Have you a valediction, boyo?
I love that line!
JCLC11
06-18-2003, 07:29 PM
- Jerry Maguire: "You ... complete me."
- Say Anything: "I don't know. I think I'm happy."
- Almost Famous: "AND I LOVE HER!"
And in no particular order:
- American Beauty: "I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry ... you will someday." (Okay not a LINE but ... lol)
- Forrest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates."
- Road To Perdition: "I'm glad it's you."
- The Shawshank Redemption: "Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free. I hope."
*phew* More to come ... :)
sarah1980
06-18-2003, 07:52 PM
10.The Abyss-I Love You Wife.
9.Jaws-Smile you son of a bitch.
8.A Clockwork Orange-What we were after now was the old surprise visit.That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence.
7.Schindler's List-The Truth is always the right answer.
6.Saving Private Ryan-I don't know anything about Ryan,I don't care,the man means nothing to me it's just a name.But if going to Remell and finding him so he can go home if that earns me the right to get back to my wife,then that's my mission.
5.Terminator 2 Judgement Day-Of all the would be fathers who came and went over the years this thing,this machine was the only one who measured up,in an insane world it was the sanest choice.
4.Gladiator-What we do in life,echoes in eternity.
3.Titanic-Jack,this is where we first met.
2.Psycho-We all go alittle mad sometimes.
1.E.T.-I'll be right here.
Sugar Magnolia
06-18-2003, 07:53 PM
1. Raging Bull
"I remember those cheers, they still ring in my ears and for years they remain in my thoughts. 'Cause one time I took off my robe and, whoops, I forgot to wear shorts. I recall every fall, every hook, every jab, the worst way a guy can get rid of his flab. As you know my life wasn't fab. And though... and though I'd rather hear you cheer when I delve into Shakespeare "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse", I haven't had a winner in six months. And though I'm no Olivier, if he fought Sugar Ray, he would say that the thing ain't ring, it's the play. So give me a stage, where this bull here can rage, and though I can fight I'd much rather recite: That's Entertainment. That's Entertainment."
2. Schindler's List
"Today is history. Today will be remembered. Years from now the young will ask with wonder about this day. Today is history and you are part of it. Six hundred years ago when elsewhere they were footing the blame for the Black Death, Kazimerz the Great, so called, told the Jews they could come to Krakow. They came. They trundled their belongings into the city. They settled. They took hold. They prospered in business, science, education, the arts. With nothing they came and with nothing they flourished. For six centuries there has been a Jewish Krakow. By this evening those six centuries will be a rumor. They never happened. Today is history. "
3. Apocalypse Now
"I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us. "
4. Citizen Kane
"Mr. Kane was a man who got everything he wanted, and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, I don't think it would have explained everything. I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess Rosebud is just a piece in a jigsaw puzzle...a missing piece. "
5. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Chief Bromden: My pop was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him. The last time I seen my father, he was blind and diseased from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he don't suck out of it, it sucks out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him.
McMurphy: Killed him, huh?
Chief Bromden: I'm not saying they killed him. They just worked on him. The way they're working on you.
6. Pulp Fiction
"Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully...you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for you.
(The Captain sits down and pulls a gold wrist watch from his pocket)
This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up till then people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather's war watch and he wore it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed -- along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. (holds it up, long pause) This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
7. The Godfather
"Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever. "
8. Taxi Driver
"Hello Betsy. Hi, it's Travis. How ya doin'? Listen, uh, I'm, I'm sorry about the, the other night. I didn't know that was the way you felt about it. Well, I-I didn't know that was the way you felt. I-I-I would have taken ya somewhere else. Uh, are you feeling better or oh you maybe had a virus or somethin', a 24-hour virus you know. It happens. Yeah, umm, you uh, you're workin' hard. Yeah. Uh, would you like to have, uh, some dinner, uh with me in the next, you know, few days or somethin'? Well, how about just a cup of coffee? I'll come by the, uh, headquarters or somethin', we could, uh...Oh, OK, OK. Did you get my flowers in the...? You didn't get them. I sent some flowers, uh...Yeah, well, OK, OK. Can I call you again? Uh, tomorrow or the next day? OK. No, I'm gonna...OK. Yeah, sure, OK. So long."
9. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Knights of Camelot: [singing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot
[solo]
Knights of Camelot: I have to push the pram a lot.
10. Blue Velvet
"Frank Booth: I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You recieve a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker! "
JCLC11
06-22-2003, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by moviefreak1980
3. Titanic - Jack, this is where we first met.
Good choice!!! :)
- Buddy Amaral: It's not brave if you're not scared. - Bounce
- Holden McNeil: It's not who you love. It's how. - Chasing Amy
- Sean Maguire: Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Good Will Hunting
- Corey Flood: The world is full of guys. Be a MAN. Don't be a guy. – Say Anything
zeppelin
06-22-2003, 09:07 PM
Most of these are pretty long, but here goes:
1. A Clockwork Orange
"Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!"
2. Raging Bull
"I remember those cheers, they still ring in my ears and for years they remain in my thoughts. 'Cause one time I took off my robe and, whoops, I forgot to wear shorts. I recall every fall, every hook, every jab, the worst way a guy can get rid of his flab. As you know my life wasn't fab. And though... and though I'd rather hear you cheer when I delve into Shakespeare "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse", I haven't had a winner in six months. And though I'm no Olivier, if he fought Sugar Ray, he would say that the thing ain't ring, it's the play. So give me a stage, where this bull here can rage, and though I can fight, I'd much rather recite. That's Entertainment."
3. Taxi Driver
"Hey, I'm not square, you're the one that's square. You're full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussies for nothing, man? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm square? You're the one square, man. I don't go screwing fuck with a bunch of killers and junkies like you do. You call that hip? What world are you from?"
4. Pulp Fiction
"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
5. Citizen Kane
"You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars *next* year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in... 60 years."
6. 2001: A Space Odyssey
"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."..."It's called 'Daisy.' Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two."
7. The Godfather (parts 1 &2)
From Part 1: "What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you."
From Part 2: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."
8. Apocalypse Now
": I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A ile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us."
9. Goodfellas
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
10. Schindler's List
"Today is history. Today will be remembered. Years from now the young will ask with wonder about this day. Today is history and you are part of it. Six hundred years ago when elsewhere they were footing the blame for the Black Death, Kazimerz the Great, so called, told the Jews they could come to Krakow. They came. They trundled their belongings into the city. They settled. They took hold. They prospered in business, science, education, the arts. With nothing they came and with nothing they flourished. For six centuries there has been a Jewish Krakow. By this evening those six centuries will be a rumor. They never happened. Today is history."
Tom Samborski
06-22-2003, 09:09 PM
1.Terminator 2: Judgement Day
"I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do."
2.The Ring
"Everyone will suffer."
3.Signs
"It's happening."
4.Fargo
"No fuckin' way! You fuckin' notice this? I got fuckin' shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin' money! I got shot pickin' it up! I've been up for 36 fuckin' hours! I'm takin' that fuckin car! That fucker's mine!
5.Back to the Future
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit."
6.Dumb & Dumber
"Don't deny it Lloyd, Frida told me the whole sleazy story, Mr.French Tickler!"
7.Back to the Future Part II
"Don't you be a smart-ass!"
8.The Terminator
"Fuck you asshole."
9.Jurassic Park
"Now that is one big pile of shit."
10.Falling Down
"I am not a vigilante. I'm an American. You're just a sick asshole."
bankholdup
06-22-2003, 09:27 PM
1. The Godfather (1972)
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. - Vito Corleone, Marlon Brando
2. Magnolia (1999)
Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again? - Claudia Wilson Gator, Melora Walters
3. The Godfather, Pt. II (1974)
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart...you broke my heart. - Michael Corleone, Al Pacino
4. The Deer Hunter (1978)
Stanley, see this? This is this, this ain't somethin' else, this is this! - Michael, Robert De Niro
5. Almost Famous (2000)
Never take it seriously, you never get hurt. Never get hurt, you can always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends. - Penny Lane, Kate Hudson
6. Boogie Nights (1997)
I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I'm a big, bright shining star. - Dirk Diggler, Mark Wahlberg
7. Pulp Fiction (1994)
Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull! - Jules Winnfield, Samuel L. Jackson
8. Apocalypse Now (1979)
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... - Lt. Col. Kilgore, Robert Duvall
9. Taxi Driver (1976)
One day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. - Travis Bickle, Robert De Niro
10. Chasing Amy (1997)
I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know...I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of. - Holden McNeil, Ben Affleck
ColinM
06-22-2003, 09:32 PM
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1T) Casablanca
"Here's looking at you, kid."
2T) The Shawshank Redemption
"Andy Dufresne; who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side."
3) The Empire Strikes Back
"I...am your father!"
4) The Godfather
"Leave the gun...take the cannoli"
5) American Beauty
"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in. "
6) One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
"She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either."
7) Star Wars
"Remember, the Force will be with you...always."
8) Rear Window
(The suspected killed is cleaning a room. "Must've splattered a lot. ...Oh come on, you were both thinking it."
9) Moulin Rouge
"Come what may. I will love you 'till my dying day."
10) E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
"I'll be right here."
ColinM
06-22-2003, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Glengarry Glen Ross
"You stupid fucking cunt! You, Williamson...I'm talking to you, shithead...You just cost me six thousand dollars! Six thousand dollars and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you goin to do about it, asshole? You fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade. You stupid fucking cunt. You idiot. Whoever told you you could work with men...!?"
Awesome choice.
Ren Hoek
06-22-2003, 10:08 PM
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
"Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works."
Apocalypse Now
"You are fighting for the biggest nothing in history."
A Clockwork Orange
"Eggiwegs! I would like... to smash them!"
Citizen Kane
"Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Cornell, Switzerland... he was thrown out of a lot of colleges."
The Godfather
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
Singin' in the Rain
"Long people have short faces. Short people have long faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all."
Blue Velvet
"I'll fuck anything that moves!"
The French Connection
"All right! You put a shiv in my partner. You know what that means? Goddammit! All winter long I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I'm gonna bust your ass for those three bags and I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie."
The Shining
"God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer!"
The Third Man
--> see QUENTIN's post! ;)
Raoul Duke
06-22-2003, 10:33 PM
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"Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face."
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"Ever since I was a little kid, all I wanted to be was a gangster."
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"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
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Hey, why am I Mr. Pink?............Cause you're a faggot, alright?
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"Fuck Martha Stewart!"
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"Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny?"
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"It should have been so perfect....But we went and fucked it all up."
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"Let justice be done till the Heaven's fall."
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"And the chicks are great?...I sound like a dick!"
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"A new power is rising!"
SubMethod
06-22-2003, 10:41 PM
1.Apocalypse Now
Kurtz: We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!
and
Kilgore: Charlie don't surf!
2.Dr.Strangelove
General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. Now, truth is not always a pleasant thing. But it is necessary now to make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless *distinguishable*, postwar environments: one where you got twenty million people killed, and the other where you got a hundred and fifty million people killed.
President Merkin Muffley: You're talking about mass murder, General, not war!
General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.
3.Adaptation
Donald Kaufman: I'm putting in a chase sequence. So the killer flees on horseback with the girl, the cop's after them on a motorcycle and it's like a battle between motors and horses, like technology vs. horse.
4.Schindler's List
Oskar Schindler: I could've gotten more out. I could've gotten more people if I just tried harder. I threw away so much money. You have no idea. If I just...
Itzhak Stern: There are over 100 families here as a result of what you did.
Oskar Schindler: I didn't do enough!
Itzhak Stern: You did so much.
Oskar Schindler: This car. Why did I keep the car? Amon would've bought this car. 10 people right there. This pin, 2 people, This is gold! 2 people he could've given me 2 people at least one. One person. One person who is dead. One person I could've gotten out and I didn't!!
5.The Godfather
Michael Corleone: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
6.2001: A Space Odyssey
HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
7.Taxi Driver
Cab Dispatcher: How's your driving record? Clean?
Travis Bickle: Clean. Just like my conscience.
8.The Godfather, Part II
Michael Corleone: It was you Fredo. I know it was you. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
9.One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
McMurphy: [about shock treatments] They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!
10.Being John Malkovich
Dr. Lester: I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.
11.Unforgiven
William Munny: It's a hell of a thing killin' a man. You take away everything he's got, and everything he's ever gonna have.
I know that's 11 but that last one is one of my favorite quotes of all time and couldn't leave it out.
Antonio
06-22-2003, 10:41 PM
1. TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD (1962) Robert Mulligan
"Miss Jean Louise, stand up...your father's passing."
2. THE GODFATHER (1972) Francis Ford Coppola
"I believe in America..."
3. PSYCHO (1960) Alfred Hitchcock
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
4. THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991) Jonathan Demme
"People will say we're in love!"
5. GOODFELLAS (1990) Martin Scorsese
"You insulted him a little bit."
6. PULP FICTION (1994) Quentin Tarantino
"I said God damn!"
7. A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE (1951) Elia Kazan
"I've always depended on the kindness of strangers."
8. CHINATOWN (1974) Roman Polanski
"Forget it Jake, its Chinatown."
9. THE SHINING (1980) Stanley Kubrick
"REDRUM!"
10. SOME LIKE IT HOT! (1957) Billy Wilder
"I can quit anytime I want to, its just that...I don't want to!"
Grim H.
06-22-2003, 11:16 PM
Pulp Fiction- "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of good will shepherds the weak through the calley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you!"
Goodfellas- "As far back as I can remember I've always wanted to be a gangster."
Citizen Kane- "Rosebud"
Fight Club- "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
Clerks- "I'm not even supposed to be here today
Memento- "I've told you this before, haven't I?
The Godfather- "You're my brother and I love you. But don't ever take sides against the family again."
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas- "We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So that now, less than five years later, you could go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west. And with the right kind of eyes, you can almost see the high water mark--- that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back."
A Clockwork Orange- "Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh."
2001: A Space Odyssey- "I'm afraid I can't allow you to do that, Dave."
Nate6
06-22-2003, 11:46 PM
1. CITIZEN KANE
You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars *next* year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in... 60 years.
2. 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
3. THE GODFATHER
Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever.
4. TAXI DRIVER
The idea had been growing in my brain for some time: TRUE force. All the king's men cannot put it back together again.
5. APOCALYPSE NOW
Disneyland. Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland.
6. SCHINDLER'S LIST
It's Hebrew, it's from the Talmud. It says, "Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."
7. RAGING BULL
You lose, you lose. You win, you still win.
8. PULP FICTION
And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
9. CASABLANCA
Here's looking at you, kid.
10. THE PRODUCERS
Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers!
HHH123007
06-23-2003, 06:12 AM
1. Chasing Amy
It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money."
2. American Beauty
Carolyn: Well, I see your smoking pot now. I think the use of a sub-controlled drug is a very positive example to set for our daughter.
Lester: You're one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak.
3. Fight Club
Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
4. Almost Famous
And the chicks are great?...I sound like a dick!
5. As Good As It Gets
I can't do this without you. I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me.
6. Dogma
So, that would make Bethany part black?
7. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Duck Pie-Fucker!
8. Monty Python and The Holy Grail
Lancelot: Look, my liege!
[trumpets]
King Arthur: Camelot!
Sir Galahad: Camelot!
Lancelot: Camelot!
Patsy: It's only a model.
King Arthur: Shh!
9. Memento
Lenny!
10. Wayne's World
Stacy: Aren't you gonna open your gift?
Wayne: If it's a severed head I'll be really upset.
Succubus
06-23-2003, 07:28 AM
In no particular order...
SCHINDLER'S LIST
"And you're thinking, what does he want to hear? What is the right answer? Well, Helene, the truth is the right answer."
"For six centuries there has been a Jewish Krakow. By this evening those six centuries will be a rumor. They never happened. Today is history."
SE7EN
"We see a deadly sin on every street corner, and we tolerate it."
"I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed...forever."
LA HAINE
"A man falls from the top of a building. And on the way down, he keeps saying 'so far so good, so far so good, so far so good.' It's about the fall of society. But it's not how you fall, it's how you land."
STRANGE DAYS
"You know what disappoints me?"
"Your sex life?"
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube...good nutrition has given you length of bone, but you're not one generation from poor white trash...tell me, did Daddy work in the mines? Did he stink of the lamp?"
AMERICAN BEAUTY
"I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geekboy who sprays his shorts every time I bring a girlfriend back home. Someone should just put him out of his misery."
"Want me to kill him for you?"
"Yeah. Would you?"
QUILLS
"This monstrous God of yours? He strung up His very own son like a side of veal; I shudder to think what he would do to me."
PSYCHO (Hitchcock)
"We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?"
BOOGIE NIGHTS
"This is a giant cock."
BadCoverVersion
06-23-2003, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by Succubus
BOOGIE NIGHTS
"This is a giant cock."
I fucking LOVE that line.
:D
Trinity
06-23-2003, 09:44 AM
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bigphil4444
06-23-2003, 10:20 AM
I'm a sucker for one-liners; here's a few off the top of my head.
Predator: "If it bleeds, we can kill it.''
They Live: "I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass; and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Outlaw Josey Wales: "Diein ain't much of a livin boy"
They Live:" Either put on these glasses or start eating that trash can"
Heist: "Don't you want to here my last words?" "I just did."
Full Metal Jacket: ''You climb obstacles like old people F***."
Rambo II: "Murdoch, I'm comin to get you."
Rambo III: "Where are the stinger missles? Close. How Close? In your ass."
Rocky III: "I'm goin to bust you up. Go for it."
Commando: "Let off some steam Bennett"
James Logan
06-23-2003, 11:10 AM
1. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
"It's not the years, honey...it's the mileage.", Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford)
2. BRAVEHEART
"FREEEEEDDDOOOOOOOOM!!!", William Wallace (Mel Gibson)
3. THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
"I love you."
"I know.", Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) and Han Solo (Harrison Ford)
4. BACK TO THE FUTURE
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need ROADS.", Doc Brown (Christopher Lloyd)
5. BACK TO THE FUTURE II
"You're the doc, doc.", Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox)
6. OUT OF SIGHT
"It's like seeing someone for the first time, and you look at each other for a few seconds, and there's this kind of recognition like you both know something. Next moment the person's gone, and it's too late to do anything about it. ", Jack Foley (George Clooney)
7. CASABLANCA
"Here's looking at you, kid.", Rick (Humphrey Bogart)
8. SHREK
"All right! Do you know...the muffin man?"
"The muffin man?"
"The muffin man."
"Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?"
"She's married to the muffin man..."
"The muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!", Gingerbread Man (Conrad Vernon) and Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow)
9. THE LORD OF THE RINGS: FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
"Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many. ", Gandalf (Ian McKellen)
10. Tie between:
GOODFELLAS
"That's the way it is with a wiseguy partner. He gets his money no matter what. You got no business? Fuck you, pay me. You had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning and World War Three started in the lounge? Fuck you, pay me. ", Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)
...and...
PULP FICTION
"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?", Jules (Samuel L. Jackson)
Trinity
06-23-2003, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by JCPhoenix
ADAPTATION
I suppose I do have one unembarrassed passion. I want to know how it feels to care about something passionately.
I love that line, it's my favorite from Adaptation as well.
Puck Bond
06-23-2003, 11:43 AM
1. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring(2001)
Sam: "I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to."
1. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers(2002)
Gollum: "Stupid, fat hobbit!"
2. Goldfinger(1964)
James Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
3. The Shawshank Redemption(1994)
Red: (Narration) "His first night in the joint, Andy Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. He never made a sound."
4. Raiders of the Lost Ark(1981)
Indiana Jones: "Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck."
Sallah: "How?"
Indiana Jones: "I don't know, I'm making this up as I go."
5. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)
McMurphy: "Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a cunt, ain't she Doc?"
6. Saving Private Ryan(1998)
Lieutenant Dewindt: "FUBAR."
Private Reiben: "FUBAR."
Sergeant Horvath: "FUBAR."
Captain John Miller: "FUBAR."
Private Jackson: "Y'all got that right."
Corporal Upham: "I looked up fubar in the German dictionary and there's no fubar in here."
7. Casablanca(1942)
Rick Blaine: "Here's looking at you, kid."
8. The Sting(1973)
Floyd: "Doyle, I KNOW I gave him four THREES. He had to make a SWITCH. We can't let him get away with that."
Doyle Lonnegan: "What was I supposed to do -- call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?"
9. Platoon(1986)
Chris Taylor: "Somebody once wrote: "Hell is the impossibility of reason." That's what this place feels like. Hell."
10. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb(1964)
President Merkin Muffley: [to Kissoff] "Hello? ... Ah ... I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? ... Oh-ho, that's much better. ... yeah ... huh ... yes ... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri. ... Clear and plain and coming through fine. ... I'm coming through fine, too, eh? ... Good, then ... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine. ... Good. ... Well, it's good that you're fine and ... and I'm fine. ... I agree with you, it's great to be fine. ... a-ha-ha-ha-ha ... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb. ... The *Bomb*, Dmitri. ... The *hydrogen* bomb! ... Well now, what happened is ... ah ... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of ... well, he went a little funny in the head ... you know ... just a little ... funny. And, ah ... he went and did a silly thing. ... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes ... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri. ... Let me finish, Dmitri. ... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?! ... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri? ... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? ... *Of course* I like to speak to you! ... *Of course* I like to say hello! ... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call. ... Listen, if it wasn't friendly ... you probably wouldn't have even got it. ... They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour. ... I am ... I am positive, Dmitri. ... Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick. ... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes. ... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then ... I'd say that, ah ... well, ah ... we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri. ... I know they're our boys. ... All right, well listen now. Who should we call? ... *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The ... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there. ... The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters. ... Where is that, Dmitri? ... In Omsk. ... Right. ... Yes. ... Oh, you'll call them first, will you? ... Uh-huh ... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri? ... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information. ... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm ... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri. ... I'm very sorry. ... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well. ... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are. ... So we're both sorry, all right?! ... All right."
Damned Martian
06-23-2003, 12:16 PM
1. MULHOLLAND DRIVE
COWBOY:A man's attitude ... a man's attitude goes some ways toward how a man's life will be. Is that somethin' you agree with?
ADAM: Sure.
COWBOY: Now... did you answer cause you thought that's what I wanted to hear or did you think about what I said and answer cause you truly believe that to be right?
ADAM: I agree with what you said...truly.
COWBOY: What did I say?
ADAM: That a man's attitude determines to a large extent how his life will be.
COWBOY: So since you agree I guess you could be a person who does not care about the good life.
ADAM: How's that?
COWBOY: Well, just stop for a little second and think about it. Will ya do that for me?
ADAM: Okay, I'm thinking.
COWBOY: No, you're not. You're too busy being a smart aleck to be thinkin'. Now I want ya to think and quit bein' such a smart aleck. Can ya do that for me?
2. THE TRUMAN SHOW
Christof: Truman, I've watched you your whole life. I saw you take your first step, your first word, your first kiss. I know you better than you know yourself. You're not going to walk out that door...
Truman: You never had a camera in my head.
3. AMERICAN BEAUTY
Lester: How's Jane?
Angela: What do you mean?
Lester: I mean, how's her life? Is she happy? Is she miserable? I'd really like to know, and she'd die before she'd ever tell me about it.
Angela: She's... she's really happy. She thinks she's in love.
Lester: Good for her.
Angela: How are you?
Lester: God, it's been a long time since anybody asked me that. ...I'm great.
4. FIGHT CLUB
I look the way you want to look, I fuck the way you want to fuck.
5. PULP FICTION
Jules: Ezekiel 25:17.The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
6. SCHINDLER'S LIST
Oskar Schindler: This car. Why did I keep the car? Amon would've bought this car. 10 people right there. This pin, 2 people, This is gold! 2 people he could've given me 2 people at least one. One person. One person who is dead. One person I could've gotten out and I didn't!!
7. AMORES PERROS
Susana: If you want to make God laugh... tell Him your plans.
8. REQUIEM FOR A DREAM
Marianne: I love you Harry. You make me feel like a person.
Harry: Marianne, you are the most beautiful girl in the world. You are my dream.
9. 25TH HOUR
Monty: Heh, fuck you too. Fuck me? Fuck you. Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers grubbing for money and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean winshield of my car, Get a fuckin job. Fuck the *Seeks* and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out of their pores, stinkin' up my day. Terrorists in fucking training --SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea Boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps, going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jiggling their dicks on my Channel 35! Fuck the Korean Grocers with their pyramids of over-priced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic, ten years in the country still ‘no speaka English.’ Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafes, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and scheming, go back where you fucking came from. Fuck the black Haddam in Hasidim strolling up and down 47th Street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff, selling South African Apartite Diamonds. Fuck the Wall Street Brokers, self-stout masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe motherfuckers figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break. Tyco, Inclone, Adelphia, Worldcom. Fuck the Puerto Ricans, twenty to a car swelling up the welfare, world's worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dumb-inicans, cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good *wink*. Fuck the Benson Hearst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warmup suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging like Jason Giambi, Louisville Slugger baseball bats, trying to audition for The Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their hand made scarves, and their fifty dollar Gucci artichokes. Over-fed faces, getting pulled and lifted and stretched all taut and shiny, You're not foolin' anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the Uptown Brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take 5 steps on every layup to the hoop, and then they wanna turn around and blame everything on the White man. Slavery ended One Hundred and Thirty Seven years ago, move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41-shots, standing behind the Blue Wall of Silence, You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them while delivering us to evil, and while you're at it, Fuck J.C. He got off easy, a day on the cross, a weekend in Hell, and all the halleluias of the leigoned angels for eternity. Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J. Fuck Osama bin Laden, Al Quaeda, and backward-ass, cave dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 whores, roasting in a Jet-Fueled fire in hell. You towel-headed Camel Jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining, malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Rivera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fuckin' bitch. Fuck my father, with his endless greed, standing behind that bar, sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen, and cheering the Bronx Bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the rowhouses in Astoria to the Penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenaments in Alphabet City to the brownstones in park to the split-levels on Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage, let it burn to fuckin ash, and let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat infested place. No.....No, Fuck you Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!
10. BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
Gina: You guys know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy and Madison fucking avenue. Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved... These are not real women, alright? They are beauty freaks. And they make all us normal women with our wrinkles, our puckered boobs, and our cellulite feel somehow inadequate. Well I don't buy it, alright? But you guys think that if there's a chance in hell that you'll end up with one of these women, you don't give us real women anything approaching this commitment. Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around, he's a fair guy. He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers. It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him Guys, as a gender, have got to get a grip. Otherwise, the future of the human race is in jeopardy.
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06-23-2003, 04:24 PM
Annie Hall
"What's with all these awards? They're always giving out awards! Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler"
Seven Samurai
"What do you think of farmers? You think they're saints? Hah! They're foxy beasts! They say, "We've got no rice, we've no wheat. We've got nothing!" But they have! They have everything! Dig under the floors! Or search the barns! You'll find plenty! Beans, salt, rice, cake! Look in the valleys, they've got hidden warehouses! They pose as saints but are full of lies! If they smell a battle, they hunt the defeated! They're nothing but stingy, greedy, blubbering, foxy, and mean! God damn it all! But then who made them such beasts? You did! You samurai did it! You burn their villages! Destroy their farms! Steal their food! Force them to labour! Take their women! And kill them if they resist! So what should farmers do?"
Amadeus
"Priest: Oh, that's charming! I'm sorry; I didn't know you wrote that.
Salieri: I didn't. That was Mozart. "
L.A. Confidential
" Off the record, on the Q.T., and very hush, hush"
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid / Jaws (tie)
" Think you used enough dino-mite, Butch?"
"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian t'Leyte, we'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the squares in the old calendars like the Battle o' Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, Reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. Three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the twenty-ninth, nineteen-forty five. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."
2001: A Space Oydssey
" I'm sorry David, but I can't do that."
The Shawshank Redemption
"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'"
Taxi Driver
"Iris: God, you are so square.
Travis Bickle: Hey, I'm not square, you're the one square. Your full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussies for nothing, man? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm square? You're the one square, man. I don't go screwing fuck with bunch of killers and junkies like you do. You call that hip? What world are you from?"
On the Waterfront
"Charley Malloy: Look, kid, I -- how much you weigh, Slick? When you weighed one hundred and sixty-eight pounds you were beautiful. You coulda been another Billy Conn, and that skunk we got you for a manager, he brought you along too fast.
Terry Malloy: It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money.
Charley Malloy: Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money.
Terry Malloy: You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been someone Charley, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. I'm a bum. It was you, Charley."
Manhattan
" She's 17. I'm 42 and she's 17. I'm older than her father, can you believe that? I'm dating a girl, wherein, I can beat up her father."
Succubus
06-24-2003, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by damned martian
9. 25TH HOUR
Monty: Heh, fuck you too. Fuck me? Fuck you. Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers grubbing for money and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean winshield of my car, Get a fuckin job. Fuck the *Seeks* and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out of their pores, stinkin' up my day. Terrorists in fucking training --SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea Boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps, going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jiggling their dicks on my Channel 35! Fuck the Korean Grocers with their pyramids of over-priced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic, ten years in the country still ‘no speaka English.’ Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafes, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and scheming, go back where you fucking came from. Fuck the black Haddam in Hasidim strolling up and down 47th Street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff, selling South African Apartite Diamonds. Fuck the Wall Street Brokers, self-stout masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe motherfuckers figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break. Tyco, Inclone, Adelphia, Worldcom. Fuck the Puerto Ricans, twenty to a car swelling up the welfare, world's worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dumb-inicans, cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good *wink*. Fuck the Benson Hearst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warmup suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging like Jason Giambi, Louisville Slugger baseball bats, trying to audition for The Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their hand made scarves, and their fifty dollar Gucci artichokes. Over-fed faces, getting pulled and lifted and stretched all taut and shiny, You're not foolin' anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the Uptown Brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take 5 steps on every layup to the hoop, and then they wanna turn around and blame everything on the White man. Slavery ended One Hundred and Thirty Seven years ago, move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41-shots, standing behind the Blue Wall of Silence, You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them while delivering us to evil, and while you're at it, Fuck J.C. He got off easy, a day on the cross, a weekend in Hell, and all the halleluias of the leigoned angels for eternity. Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J. Fuck Osama bin Laden, Al Quaeda, and backward-ass, cave dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 whores, roasting in a Jet-Fueled fire in hell. You towel-headed Camel Jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining, malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Rivera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fuckin' bitch. Fuck my father, with his endless greed, standing behind that bar, sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen, and cheering the Bronx Bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the rowhouses in Astoria to the Penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenaments in Alphabet City to the brownstones in park to the split-levels on Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage, let it burn to fuckin ash, and let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat infested place. No.....No, Fuck you Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!
Damn straight. Probably one of the finest-delivered lines of the year. This one actually got a round of applause when I went to see it in the cinema.
arto_j
06-24-2003, 10:53 AM
The movies aren't in a specific order...
JERRY MAGUIRE
"I did not shoplift the pootie." (Tough task choosing just one quote, here...)
MOULIN ROUGE
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST
"Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a cunt, ain't she Doc? "
VERTIGO
"Only one is a wanderer; two together are always going somewhere."
FARGO
"It's proven that second-hand smoking is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related."
LIFE OF BRIAN
"How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"
THE BLUES BROTHERS
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
FIGHT CLUB
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. "
AMERICAN BEAUTY
"Who's car is that out front?"
"Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"
THE USUAL SUSPECTS
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
1. Dr Strangelove or: how I stopped worrying and Love the bomb
"Gentlemen, you can't fight is here- this is the war room!"
2. Frankenstein (1931)
"How are you doing? Mr Carl Laemmle feels it would be a little unkind to present this picture without a word of friendly warning...."
3. Psycho (1960)
"A boy's best friend is his mother"
4. Withnail and I
"Monty you terrible cunt!"
5. Reservoir dogs
"Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick. "
"how many dicks was that?"
"A lot"
6. Blue Velvet
"BABY WANTS TO FUCK"
7. The Big Lebowski
"Jesus!"
"You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus"
8. The third man
see Ren Hoek's post. (Best speech in any movie ever BTW)
9. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with me
"This is a formica table...green is it's color"
10. Taxi Driver.
"Are you talkin to me?" (not a very original choice I know, but it is the best line.)
The Delfonics
06-25-2003, 03:24 PM
Fight Club
There are so many good lines: "You are not a unique snowflake; we are the all singing all dancing crap of the world" -Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt)
Vanilla Sky
"Ill see you in another life when we are both cats" -David Ames (Toem Cruise)
American Beauty
"Yes, I suck dick for money. You should see me fuck, I'm the best piece of ass in three states." - Ricky Fitts (Wes Bently)
Jurassic Park
"Must go faster!" - Ian Malcom (Jeff Goldblum)
Rounders
"Like a young man coming in for a quickie" - Teddy KBG (John Malkovich)
The Boondock Saints
"Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!" - Rocco (David Dela Rocco)
American Psycho
"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. " - Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale)
One Hour Photo
"If pictures have anything to say, it's this: I was here, I existed. I was young and happy and someone cared enough about me to take my picture. " - Sy Parrish (Robin Williams)
Apocalypse Now
"Terminate with extreme prejudice" - Civilain
or
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Kilgore (Duvall)
Clerks
"Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?" - Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson)
Ren Hoek
06-25-2003, 03:36 PM
Since this is such a fab thread, I feel impelled to post some more quotes from my top 20 movies ;)
The Night of the Hunter
"Ah, little lad, you're staring at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand? The story of good and evil? H-A-T-E! It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E! You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man. The right hand, friends, the hand of love. Now watch, and I'll show you the story of life. Those fingers, dear hearts, is always a-warring and a-tugging, one agin t'other. Now watch 'em! Old brother left hand, left hand he's a fighting, and it looks like love's a goner. But wait a minute! Hot dog, love's a winning! Yessirree! It's love that's won, and old left hand hate is down for the count!"
Pulp Fiction
"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces."
Life of Brian
"How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"
The Godfather: Part II
"It was you Fredo. I know it was you. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
"My family's always been in meat."
M*A*S*H
"Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?"
Once Upon a Time in te West
"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants!"
Raymond Babbit
06-25-2003, 08:36 PM
Godfather- "We'll make him an offer he can't refuse"- Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando)
Rain Man- "Uh oh, you left your shorts on the highway"- Raymond Babbit (Dustin Hoffman)
Silence Of The Lambs- "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"- Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins)
American Beauty- "Lose my job? I didn't lose my job. It's not like 'Whoops, where'd my job go?' I didn't lose my job, I quit!"- Lester (Kevin Spacey)
Forrest Gump- "Stupid is as stupid does"- Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)
Donnie Darko- "You're such a fuck-ass"- Donnie Darko (Jake Gyllenhaal)
Se7en- "Oh, he didn't know"- John Doe (Kevin Spacey)
Clerks- "Cancer Merchant!"- Gum Seller (???)
Pulp Fiction- "You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?"- Vincent (John Travolta)/Jules (Samuel L. Jackson)
Fight Club- "I'd be very careful who you tell about this. It could be someone you know. This man could go around the office, pumping round after round into his coworkers and colleagues. Or, you could just forget about it and stop coming to me with every piece of shit you find" (Don't remember if that's the exact lines, but it was something like that)- ??? (Edward Norton)
Dignan
06-26-2003, 08:39 PM
Favorite quotes from 10 of my favorite movies....
Bottle Rocket :
Dignan: Isn't it funny how you used to be in the nut house and now I'm in jail?
or
Dignan: Bob Mapplethorpe, potential get-away driver: go!
Bob: Well, I think there's a real air of mystery about me.
Dignan: Don't complicate it. Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself! Start over. Ready, go!
Bob: Okay, alright. I'm a risk taker! I'm growin' an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parents back yard! I think that shows -
Dignan: Wait, you're growing an entire crop of marijuana in your back yard?
Bob: Dignan, look. I'm just not very good at this selling-yourself stuff, okay? So, I'm just gonna tell you the truth. I really wanna be a part of this team. And I'm the only one with a car.
Dignan: That's good. That's good. 'Cause that hits me right here(points to heart)
RoboCop
RoboCop: Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
or
The Old Man: Nice shooting, son. What's your name?
RoboCop: Murphy.
JC's The Thing
MacReady: I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won.
Rushmore
Blume: You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
or
Max Fischer: So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together.
Max Fischer: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.
Ghostbusters
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportion.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical?"
Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. Fires and brimstone coming down from the sky, rivers and seas boiling--
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes--
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the graves!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
JAWS
Quint: Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her viginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.
The Boondock Saints
Conner MacManus: Now you will receive us.
Murphy MacManus: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Conner MacManus: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy MacManus: It is your corrupt we claim.
Conner MacManus: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy MacManus: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Conner MacManus: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy MacManus: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Conner MacManus: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy MacManus: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Conner MacManus: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy MacManus: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
Near Dark
Severen: It ain't what's goin' on, son. It's what's comin' off. Your face. Clean off.
Dead Poet's Society
John Keating: Boys, you must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Don't be resigned to that. Break out!
Die hard
John McClane: Yippie cay-yay, motherfucker.
and an honorable mention goes to:
The Matrix
Neo: I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
movieguy1021
06-28-2003, 12:30 AM
1. The Shining
"And what do you expect me to do about it?"-Jack Nicholson/Jack Torrance
2. The Royal Tenenbaums
"Call me Mr. Tenenbaum."-Gene Hackman/Royal Tenenbaum
3. Clue
"Oh yeah? What's the phone number?"-Christopher Lloyd/Prof. Plum
4. Fight Club
"Bob had bitch-tits."-Edward Norton/The Narrator
5. The Sixth Sense
"I see dead people."-Haley Joel Osment/Cole Sear
6. Airplane!
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking/drinking/amphetamines/sniffing glue."-Lloyd Bridges/McCrosky
7. The Man Who Wasn't There
"My wife and I have not performed the sex act in many years."-Billy Bob Thorton/Ed Crane
8. Psycho
"She wouldn't even harm a fly...."-Anthony Perkins/Norman Bates
9. Shrek
"You know, Shrek thinks he's compensating for something, which I think means he has a really...."-Eddie Murphy/Donkey
10. As Good As It Gets
"Those fucking H.M.O. bastards, pieces of shit!"-Helen Hunt/Carol
Tagia_Romero
06-28-2003, 02:32 AM
"Aliens"
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?
"Jurrasic Park"
Malcom: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destorys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Saddler: Dinosaurs... eat man... woman inherits the Earth.
"The Terminator"
T-101: Fuck you asshole.
"Fright Night"
Jerry Dandrige: You got to have faith for that work on me!
"Mad Max"
Toecutter: Cun-da-lini wants his hand back.
"Star Wars"
Princess Leia: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
"Die Hard"
John McClane: Yippee Kai Ay Motherfucker!
"Blazing Saddles"
Lili Von Schtupp: Is it true what they say about the way you people are... gifted? Oh it's true... it's true... it's TRUE, IT'S TRUE!
"Monty Python and the Life of Brian"
Brian's Mother: He's not the Messiah! He's just a very naughty boy!
"Beautiful Girls"
Gina: You guys know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy and Madison fucking avenue. Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved... These are not real women, alright? They are beauty freaks. And they make all us normal women with our wrinkles, our puckered boobs, and our cellulite feel somehow inadequate. Well I don't buy it, alright? But you guys think that if there's a chance in hell that you'll end up with one of these women, you don't give us real women anything approaching this commitment. Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around, he's a fair guy. He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers. It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him Guys, as a gender, have got to get a grip. Otherwise, the future of the human race is in jeopardy.
Trinity
02-01-2004, 04:20 PM
Due to extreme boredom, here are my favorite lines from my current top 20.
1. Moulin Rouge!
"I believe you were expecting me." – Satine
2. Gone with the Wind
"After all, tomorrow is another day!” – Scarlett O’Hara
3. Casablanca
"Play it, Sam. Play “As Time Goes By.” – Ilsa Lund
4. Rebecca
“Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.” – Second Mrs. De Winter
5. Notorious
“Oh no, I won’t be seeing any men in Rio." – Alicia Huberman
6. Double Indemnity
“I’d hate to think of you having a smashed fender or something, while you’re not, um… fully covered.” – Walter Neff
7. All About Eve
”I’d do a lot more for a part that good.” – Eve Harrington
8. The Silence of the Lambs
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."- Hannibal Lecter
9. Jerry Maguire
“Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello.” – Dorothy Boyd
10. The Heiress
"He must come, he must take me away, he must love me, he must. Morris WILL love me - for all those who didn't." – Catherine Sloper
11. Ninotchka
“We want to be alone” – Nintochka
12. Wuthering Heights
"Go on, Heathcliff. Run away. Bring me back the world.” – Cathy
13. The End of the Affair
"Love doesn’t end just because we don’t see each other.” – Sarah Miles
14. Contact
“ Science fiction. You're right, it's crazy. In fact, it's even worse than that, it's nuts. You wanna hear something really nutty? I heard of a couple guys who wanna build something called an airplane, you know you get people to go in, and fly around like birds, it's ridiculous, right? And what about breaking the sound barrier, or rockets to the moon? Atomic energy, or a mission to Mars? Science fiction, right? Look, all I'm asking is for you to just have the tiniest bit of vision. To just sit back for one minute and look at the big picture. To take a chance on something that just might end up being the most profoundly impactful moment for humanity, for the history... of history.” – Ellie Arroway
15. It Happened One Night
”I’ve proved once again that the limb is mightier than the thumb.” – Ellie
16. Laura
"I shall never forget the weekend Laura died.” – Waldo Lydecker
17. Bound
"Caesar, you don’t know shit.” - Violet
18. Singin’ in the Rain
“If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as if our hard work ain't been in vain for nothing.” - Lina Lamont
19. Sunset Boulevard
"We didn’t need dialogue. We had faces!” – Norma Desmond
20. Bridget Jones’s Diary
“Thank you, Daniel, that is very good to know. But if staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse.” – Bridget Jones
Golden Ghost
02-01-2004, 05:15 PM
OKAY, let's see...
PULP FICTION
"Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya"
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE ('74)
"You damn fool you ruined the door!"
GOODFELLAS
"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster"
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE
"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence"
DUCK SOUP
Rufus T. Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.
Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
Just a couple there :)
MovieMan75
02-01-2004, 11:33 PM
1. Magnolia/Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: "I really do have love to give. I just don't know where to put it."
2. Pulp Fiction/Jules Winfield: "Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?"
3. Ghost World/Seymour: "I can't relate to nintey-nine percent of humanity."
4. Adaptation/Donald Kaufman: "I can't believe I got shot! Isn't that fucked up?"
5. American Beauty/Lester Burnham: "Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."
6. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King/Aragorn: "My friends...you bow to no one."
7. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring/Sam: "I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. 'Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee.' And I don't mean to. I don't mean to."
8. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers/Gollum: "Stupid fat hobbit!"
9. The Royal Tenenbaums/Royal: "I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman."
10. Punch-Drunk Love/Barry Egan: "I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine."
Antonio
06-23-2005, 03:56 AM
...for anyone who saw AFI's similar show, and wanted to partake...
Adam J. Hakari
06-23-2005, 01:11 PM
1. FARGO
"There's more to life than a little money, ya know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are. And it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it."
2. FIGHT CLUB
"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
3. A CHRISTMAS STORY
"'Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.' Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!"
4. THE STING
"Now how do you want to work this: flat rate or percentage?"
"Who's the mark?"
"Doyle Lonnegan."
"...Flat rate..."
5. STOP MAKING SENSE
"Hi. I've got a tape I wanna play."
6. RESERVOIR DOGS
"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."
7. THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Oh, c'mon, you should know this one. :D
8. MEMENTO
"Now...where was I?"
9. THE GOONIES
[about the statue's broken penis]
"That's my mom's most favorite piece!"
"You wouldn't be here if it wasn't."
10. THE SPANISH PRISONER
"Fella said we must never forget that we are human, and as humans we must dream, and when we dream...we dream of money."
Backstabba
06-23-2005, 02:09 PM
1. Léon (the professional) - "Life always this tough?" "Always"
2. Fight Club "Stickin' feathers up your but does not make you a chicken!"
3. Phone Booth "It's all been set, people are going to be eating dinner watching you die.."
4. True Romance - "Don't fuckin...compensate with me man.....fuckin' kill you man"
5. Battle Royale "Todays lesson is....fighting to the death!" (Not exact line...I know..."
6. Memento "Ok....so Im chasing this guy....wait...hes chasing me"
7. American History X "Stop smokin, it'll kill ya" (....again....not exact line.)
8. Reservoir Dogs "You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apoligize"
9.The Fifth Element - "dot"
10. Pulp Fiction -" No I've never given the shot! I don't go around joy poppin with a bunch of bubble gummers!"
1: Almost Famous: Director's Cut (2000)
Penny Lane:... What kind of beer?
2: Magnolia (1999)
Claudia: I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people.
3: Taxi Driver (1977)
Travis: Hello Betsy. Hi, it's Travis. How ya doin'? Listen, uh, I'm, I'm sorry about the, the other night. I didn't know that was the way you felt about it. Well, I-I didn't know that was the way you felt. I-I-I would have taken ya somewhere else. Uh, are you feeling better or oh you maybe had a virus or somethin', a 24-hour virus you know. It happens. Yeah, umm, you uh, you're workin' hard. Yeah. Uh, would you like to have, uh, some dinner, uh with me in the next, you know, few days or somethin'? Well, how about just a cup of coffee? I'll come by the, uh, headquarters or somethin', we could, uh... Oh, OK, OK. Did you get my flowers in the...? You didn't get them. I sent some flowers, uh... Yeah, well, OK, OK. Can I call you again? Uh, tomorrow or the next day? OK. No, I'm gonna... OK.
Yeah, sure, OK. So long.
[Combined with Scorsese's GREAT camera move, always puts a lump in my throat]
4: Toy Story 2 (1999)
Barbie: And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
or
Buzz Lightyear: You killed my father.
Emperor Zurg: No Buzz, I am your father.
5: The Godfather (1972)
Michael: That's my family Kay, it's not me.
[For the resonance it gains]
6: (TIE) Before Sunrise / Before Sunset (1995 / 2004)
Sunrise: The whole conversation where Jesse and Celine pretend to call their best friends back home.
Sunset: Jesse [on marriage] I feel like I'm running a small nursery with someone i used to date.
7: The Princess Bride (1987)
[Entering the fireswamp]
Buttercup: We'll never survive
Westly: Nonsense, you're only saying that because nobody ever has.
8: The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Hannibal Lecter: I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.
[Obvious, but great]
9: Bringing Up Baby (1938)
[reading letter about new leopard]
Susan: "He's three years old, gentle as a kitten, and likes dogs." I wonder whether Mark means that he eats dogs or is fond of them?
or
David: Now it isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but - well, there haven't been any quiet moments.
10: Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Holly: As Miss Golightly was saying before she was so rudely interrupted
deep_red101
06-23-2005, 04:44 PM
1. Notorious
"You can add Sebastian's name to my list of playmates." - Alicia Huberman
2. A Star is Born ('54)
"If you'll be kind enough to glance between my shoulder blades, Mr. and Mrs. Gubbins, you'll find there a knife buried to the hilt. On its handle are your initials." - Matt Libby
3. 2001: A Space Odyssey
"It can only be attributable to human error." - HAL 9000
4. Do the Right Thing
"Let me tell you a story about right and wrong. The left hand and the right hand. The left hand is hate. The right hand is love." - Radio Raheem
5. Leave Her to Heaven
"Oh, no I mustn't do that. It might disturb Mother and Ruth or wake up Danny." - Ellen Berent
6. The Godfather
"I'm a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall Michael, if he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that, I do not forgive. But that aside, let me say that I swear on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace that we have made here today." - Don Corleone
7. The Godfather: Part II
"I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!" - Michael Corleone
8. L'Avventura
"It's difficult keeping a relationship going, while one is here and the other there. But it's easy too. Understand? Whereas when somebody's there facing you...that's all you get. Understand?" - Anna
9. Grand Hotel
"Strange man." - Grusinskaya
10. Metropolis ('27)
"What if one day those in the depths rise up against you?" - Freder Fredersen
scottish-movie-freak
06-23-2005, 04:55 PM
American Beauty
Carolyn Burnham: Uh, who's car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
Edward Scissorhands
Kim: Hold me.
Edward: I can't.
Before Sunrise
The Poet: Daydream, delusion, limousine, eyelash / Oh baby with your pretty face / Drop a tear in my wineglass / Look at those big eyes / See what you mean to me / Sweet-cakes and milkshakes / I'm delusion angel / I'm fantasy parade / I want you to know what I think / Don't want you to guess anymore / You have no idea where I came from / We have no idea where we're going / Latched in life / Like branches in a river/ Flowing downstream / Caught in the current / I'll carry you / You'll carry me / That's how it could be / Don't you know me? / Don't you know me by now?
Annie Hall
Alvy Singer: A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark.
Donnie Darko
Frank: I can do anything I want. And so can you (a simple line but ever so powerful)
The Virgin Suicides
Doctor: What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets.
Cecilia: Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl.
Moulin Rouge
Satine: You're going to be bad for business. I can tell.
Amelie
Narrator: Amelie has one friend, Blubber. Alas the home environment has made Blubber suicidal.
Amelie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Secretary
E. Edward Grey: One scoop of creamed potatoes. A slice of butter. Four peas. And as much ice cream as you'd like to eat.
Battle Royale
Teacher Kitano: So today's lesson is... you kill each other off 'til there's only one left
Brando @$$ Fat
06-24-2005, 12:28 AM
THE GRADUATE
Mr. Braddock: Don't you think that idea is a little half-baked?
Benjamin: Oh no, Dad, it's completely baked.
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Hal."
TAXI DRIVER
"Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up."
THE GODFATHER
"What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you."
DR. STRANGELOVE
"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."
MIDNIGHT COWBOY
"You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? Load up on the salami."
APOCALYPSE NOW
"Saigon....shit, I'm still only in Saigon."
LEAVING LAS VEGAS
Sera: Is drinking a way of killing yourself?
Ben Sanderson: Or, is killing myself a way of drinking?
UNFORGIVEN
"I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned."
FARGO
"So, uh, you married old Norm son-of-a-Gunderson?"
PsycoPat
06-24-2005, 02:15 AM
1) Aliens (Director's Cut): "Get away from her you bitch!"
2) Airplane: Kramer:"Our only hope is to build this man up, give 'em confidence...Striker have you ever flown a mona engine plane before?"
Striker: "No."
Kramer: "Shit its a god damn waste of time there's no way he'll be able to fly that plane! At least route him into Lake Michigan to avoid killing innocent people..."
3) Scarface: "All I have in this world is my balls and my word and i don't break em for no one."
4) Star Wars: "Travelin' through space ain't like dustin' crops boy. Without precise calculations we'd go right through solid earth. Bounce to close to a super nova and that would end your trip real quick wouldn't it?"
5) Fight Club: "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
6) Goodfellas: Tommy: "That reminds me. Mah, I need to borrow this knife..."
Mom: "Well you know bring it back."
7) Menace II Society: "Nah man squeeze that shit. What I'm supposed be scared now cuz ya got a pistol motherfucker? I just spent 8 motherfuckin' years in the joint. I told ya I'd pay yo monkey ass when I feel like it. Ya better suck my dick!"
8) Cadyshack: "Hey Wang I think this place is restricted so don't tell em your Jewish"
9) Die Hard: " Asshole?!? I'm not the one who just got butt fucked on national T.V. Dwayne."
10) Terminator: "I'll be back."
Buck Turgidson
06-24-2005, 04:53 AM
1. A Clockwork Orange
Alex: "So now it was to be Georgie the General, saying what we should do and what not to do, with Dim as his mindless grinning bulldog. But then I viddied that thinking is for the gloopy ones and the oomny ones use, like, inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely music that came to my aid, there was a window open with the stereo on and I viddied right at once what to do."
2. Diner
Modell: "You know what word I'm not comfortable with? Nuance. It's not a real word. Like gesture. Gesture's a real word. With gesture you know where you stand. But nuance? I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong."
3. Strangelove
Major Kong: "Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
4. Spartacus
Crassus: "Did you truly believe that five hundred years of Roman history could be so easily delivered INTO THE CLUTCHES OF A MOB?!?"
5. The Godfather
Don Vito: "I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life - I don't apologize - to take care of my family, and I refused to be a fool, dancing on the string held by all those bigshots. I don't apologize - that's my life - but I thought that, that when it was your time, that you would be the one to hold the string. Senator Corleone; Governor Corleone. Well, it wasn't enough time, Michael. It wasn't enough time."
6. The Godfather, Part II (I've had to come up with a new one, because an asshole ex-friend used my old favorite on me and it's stained by that, now. A little free glimpse of my sorrows :cool: )
Michael: "Hyman Roth has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years."
7. Apocalypse Now
Captain Willard: "'Don't get out of the boat'. That's absolutely Goddamned right. Unless you were going all the way."
8. Night of the Iguana
Shannon: "The next Sunday when I climbed into the pulpit and looked down over all of those smug, disapproving, accusing faces uplifted, I had an impulse to shake them--so I shook them....Look here, I said, I shouted, I’m tired of conducting services in praise and worship of a senile delinquent–yeah, that’s what I said, I shouted! All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent and, by God, I will not and cannot continue to conduct services in praise and worship of this...angry, petulant old man. I mean he’s represented like a bad-tempered childish old, old, sick, peevish man–I mean like the sort of old man in a nursing home that’s putting together a jigsaw puzzle and can’t put it together and gets furious at it and kicks over the table. Yes, I tell you they do that, all our theologies do it–accuse God of being a cruel, senile delinquent, blaming the world and brutally punishing all he created for his own faults of construction."
9. The Hill
Joe Roberts: "No! No, you'll muck it all up! We've won, don't you see! You'll muck it all up! You'll..."
10. Citizen Kane
Bernstein: "A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl."
ChemicalRomance
06-25-2005, 12:46 AM
1) THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
Red: [narrating] I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope...
(as I read the above quote my eyes fill with tears..)
2) FIGHT CLUB
Tyler Durden: Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.
3) SE7EN
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
4) PULP FICTION
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
5) SIN CITY
Dwight: This time I can't bring myself to tell him to shut up. Sure he's an asshole... Sure he's dead... Sure I'm just imagining that he's talking. None of that stops the bastard from being absolutely right. I don't have a chance in hell of outrunning this cop. Not in this heap. The only question left is whether I'm gonna kill him or not. Tough call. For all I know, he's an honest cop, regular guy. Working stiff with a mortgage, a wife and a pile of kids. My hand moves all on its own, sliding on of my guns to my lap and thumbing back the hammer. I don't know what to do...
6) TRUE ROMANCE
Virgil: Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change.
(my favorite is actually when Alabama is saying how she couldn't finish her goodbye note..)
7) THE BOONDOCK SAINTS
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
8) GOODFELLAS
Henry Hill: [narrating] Jimmy had never asked me to whack somebody before - but now he's asking me to go down to Florida and do a hit with Anthony? That's when I knew I would never have come back from Florida alive.
9) BATTLE ROYALE
Teacher Kitano: So today's lesson is... you kill each other off 'til there's only one left. Nothing's against the rules.
10) RESERVOIR DOGS
Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
Buck Turgidson
06-25-2005, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by ChemicalRomance
1) THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
Red: [narrating] I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope...
(as I read the above quote my eyes fill with tears..)
You and me, too :cool:
ChemicalRomance
06-25-2005, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
You and me, too :cool:
Seriously man I'm sitting there reading it, and I'm just getting chills.
"I hope..."
What a fucking movie.
Frank the Tank
06-27-2005, 04:22 PM
1. Terminator 2: Judgment Day
The Terminator - I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do.
2. Jacob's Ladder
Jacob: You know you look like an angel, Louie? Like an overgrown cherub. Anyone ever tell you that?
Louis: [smiling] Yeah, you. Every time you see me.
Jacob: You're a lifesaver, Louie.
Louis: [smiling] Yeah, I know.
3. Taxi Driver
Travis Bickle: All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
4. Candyman
Candyman: I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the classroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed innocent blood. COME WITH ME!
5. The Crow
Funboy: Jesus Christ!
Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. (Fun Boy shoots him) Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks... (Fun Boy shoots him again)
Funboy: Don't you ever fuckin' die?
Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night?
6. Raging Bull
Jake La Motta: I remember those cheers, they still ring in my ears and for years they remain in my thoughts. 'Cause one night I took of my robe and, what'd I do?, I forgot to where shorts. I recall every fall, every hook, every jab, the worst way a guy can get rid of his flab. As you know my life was a jab, Though I'd rather hear you cheer when I delve into Shakespeare "A horse, A horse. My kingdom for a horse" I haven't had a winner in six months. And though I'm no Olivier, If he fought Sugar Ray he would say it the thing ain't the ring, its the play. So give me a stage, Where this Bull here could rage, And though I could fight I'd much rather recite: That's Entertainment.
7. Clerks
Dante Hicks: You know what the real tragedy about all this is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Randal Graves: Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! Jesus, there you go trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself. "I'm not even supposed to be here today."
[throws stuff at Dante]
Randal Graves: You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You-You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a shitty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here?
8. The Shawshank Redemption
Asides from that amazing quote from Red mentioned earlier this one is great too. Hell I could mention about 10 or 15 lines from this movie. Same with Clerks.
Brooks: [narrating] Sometimes after work I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake just might show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends. I have trouble sleeping at night. I have bad dreams, like I'm falling. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Foodway, so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus.
9. The Hitcher
John Ryder: Gas stations have cigarettes.
Jim Halsey: What about gas?
John Ryder: I don't need gas.
Jim Halsey: What do you want?
Jim Halsey: What's so funny?
John Ryder: [Stops Laughing] That's what the other guy said.
Jim Halsey: What other guy?
John Ryder: That guy back there, the one we just passed. The guy who picked me up before you did.
Jim Halsey: That was him in there?
John Ryder: Sure it was. He couldn't have walked very far.
Jim Halsey: Why's that?
John Ryder: Because I cut off his legs... and his arms... and his Head. And I'm going to do the same to you.
10. Leon: The Professional
Mathilda: You killed my brother.
Stansfield: I'm sorry. And you want to join him?
Mathilda: No.
Stansfield: It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?
Mathilda: Yes.
Stansfield: That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it.
shwanzi
07-22-2005, 05:29 PM
1. Trainspotting - "Heroin makes you constipated... I'm no longer constipated."
2. Hackers - "Spandex... I'ts a priviledge, not a right!"
3. Buckaroo Banzai - "Laugh while you can monkey boy!"
4. Big Trouble in Little China - (from deleted scene)
Madam - "We have no girl with green eyes. Come back next week."
Jack Burton - "Do you have one on order?!"
5. Jaws - "You're going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!"
6. Toxic Avenger 4: Citizen Toxie - "Fuck this... I'm outta here!"
7. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan - "From Hell's heart... I stab at thee! For hate's sake... I spit my last breath at thee!"
8. Resident Evil - "You're going to have to work for your meal!"
9. Dawn of the Dead (remake) - "Fuck y'all!"
10. Blade - "Mutha fucka... you lost yo' damn mind!?"
best cheesy line that's so bad it's good... Resident Evil: Apocalypse - "We're expendable... and we've just been expended."
distorto25
07-25-2005, 03:13 AM
1). RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981) - Dir. Steven Spielberg
"Snakes... why did it have to be snakes?" - Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr.
2). ALMOST FAMOUS (2000) - Dir. Cameron Crowe
"That groupie? She was a Band-Aid! All she did was love your band. And you used her, all of you! You used her and threw her away! She almost died last night while you were with Bob Dylan. You guys, you're always talking about the fans, the fans, the fans; she was your biggest fan, and you threw her away! And if you can't see that, that's your biggest problem. And I love her! I love her!" - William Miller
3). BACK TO THE FUTURE (1985) - Dir. Robert Zemeckis
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour you're gonna see some serious shit." - Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown
4). JAWS (1975) - Dir. Steven Spielberg
"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb." - Quint
5). L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (1997) - Dir. Curtis Hanson
"Go back to Jersey, Sonny. This is the City of the Angels and you haven't got any wings." - Capt. Dudley Smith
6). FIGHT CLUB (1999) - Dir. David Fincher
"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." - Tyler Durden
7). THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER (1990) - Dir. John McTiernan
"When he reached the new world, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his men were well motivated." - Capt. Marco Ramius
8). DIE HARD (1988) - Dir. John Mctiernan
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." - Lt. John McClane
9). OUT OF SIGHT (1998) - Dir. Steven Soderbergh
"Well, the man don't just have to die, Foley. I mean, he could accidentally hurt himself falling down on something real hard, you know? Like a shiv, or my dick?" - Maurice "Snoopy" Miller
10). GROSSE POINTE BLANK (1997) - Dir. George Armitage
"I was sitting there alone on prom night, in a goddamn rented tuxedo, and my whole life flashed before my eyes. And I realized finally, and for the first time, that I wanted to kill somebody. So I figured since I loved you so much, it'd be a good idea if I didn't see you anymore. They're right behind us. So I was in the Gulf last year, I was doing this thing anyway. And I came up over this dune, and I saw the ocean... and it was on fire. The whole thing, on fire, and it was beautiful. So I just sat there and watched it, and that's when I realized there might be a meaning to life, you know, like an organic power that connects all living things, God, Yahweh, I dunno." - Martin Q. Blank
wyodebbie
08-03-2005, 11:16 AM
the ones that come to mind and paraphrasing alot
Adaptation - "It's not important who loves you, but who you love"
American Beauty "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in".
Dolores Claiborne - "Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to"
Laura - " I would be sincerely sorry to see my neighbor's children devoured by wolves"
Man Who Wasn't There - "Dont' know where being taken, don't know what I'll find beyond the earth and sky, but I'm not afraid to go, maybe the things I don't understand will be clearer there, maybe Doris will be there and maybe I can tell her there all the things they don't have words here for".
Mary Reilly - "I knew you be the death of us both".
Mean Streets - "You don't make up for your sins in church...pain in hell has two sides, the kind you can touch and the kind you can feel in your soul, and you know the worst of the two is the spiritual".
Moulin Rouge! - "The greatest thing is to love and be loved"
Meet Joe Black - I want you to get swept away, love is passion and obsession, to make the journey and not fall in love isn't worth it".
Wonder Boys - "Take a bow James"
redorblue01
08-03-2005, 01:51 PM
1. Pulp Fiction - (1994, Tarantino)
Line - "Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying muthafucka, muthafucka!"
Passage - "But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
2. The Matrix - (1999, Wachowski/Wachowski)
Line - "Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. "
Passage - "Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world? "
3. Fight Club - (1999, Fincher)
Line - "If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"
Passage - "People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
4. Memento - (2000, Nolan)
Line - "Now... where was I?"
Passage - "I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different. "
5. American Psycho - (2000, Harron)
Line - "...But inside doesn't matter..."
Passage - "There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continuous to allude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing. "
6. The Shawshank Redemption - (1994 - Darabont)
Line - "Get busy living or get busy dying."
Passage - "I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free."
7. American Beauty (1999 - Mendes)
Line - "Fuck me, your majesty!"
Passage - "Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back. "
8. Goodfellas (1990, Scorsese)
Line - "As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."
Passage - "You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like, you'd say to somebody: "You're gonna like this guy; he's all right. He's a goodfella. He's one of us." You understand? We were goodfellas, wiseguys."
9. The Usual Suspects (1995, Singer)
Line - "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
Passage - "You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again. "
10. Donnie Darko (2001, Kelly)
Line - "I'll tell you what he said; He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus! "
Passage - "Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. "
the_sneaker
08-03-2005, 09:36 PM
1.) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) 10/10
Gandalf: [to Pippin] Now, listen carefully. Lord Denethor is Boromir's father. To give him news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise. And do not mention Frodo, or the Ring. And say nothing of Aragorn either. In fact, it's better if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took.
2.) American Beauty (1999) 9.9/10
Lester Burnham: [narrating] I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.
3.) The Usual Suspects (1995) 9.8/10
Cop: Number 1, step forward.
Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
Cop: Number 2, step forward.
McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh.
Cop: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.
Fenster: [laughing] Hand me the keys, you cocksucker.
Cop: In English, please?
Fenster: Excuse me?
Cop: In English.
Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?
4.) Fight Club (1999) 9.5/10
And you open the door and step inside. We’re inside our hearts. Now imagine your pain is a white ball of healing light. That’s right. Your pain. The pain itself is a white ball of healing light. I don’t think so. This is your life: good to the last drop. It doesn’t get any better than this. This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time. This isn’t a seminar. This isn’t a weekend retreat. Where you are now you can’t even imagine what the bottom will be like. Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It’s only after you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything. Nothing is static. Everything is falling apart. This is your life. It doesn’t get any better than this. This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all a part of the same compost heap. We are the all-singing all-dancing crap of the world. You are not your bank account. You are not the clothes you wear. You are not the contents of your wallets. You are not your bowel cancer. You are not your grande latté. You are not the car you drive. You are not your fucking khakis. You have to give up. You have to give up. You have to realize that someday you will die. Until you know that, you are useless. I say: Let me never be complete. I say: may I never be content. I say: deliver me from Swedish furniture! I say: deliver me from clever arts. I say: deliver me from clear skin and perfect genes. I say: you have to give up. I say: evolve and let the chips fall where they may. This is your life and it doesn’t get any better than this. This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time. You have to give up. You have to give up! I want you to hit me as hard as you can! Welcome to Fight Club. If this is your first night, you have to fight
5.) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) 9.5/10
Clementine: Joely? What if you stay this time?
Joel: I walked out the door. There's no memory left.
Clementine: Come back and make up a goodbye at least, let's pretend we had one... Goodbye, Joel.
Joel: ...I love you...
Clementine: ...Meet me in Montauk...
6.) Donnie Darko (2001) 9.5/10
Rose Darko: Do you even know who Graham Greene is?
Kitty Farmer: I think we've all seen Bonanza.
7.) Frailty (2001) 9.0/10
Dad: Are you afraid?
[Fenton nods]
Dad: Of who?
Young Fenton: You
Dad: Only demons should fear me... and you're not a demon are you?
8.) The Silence of the Lambs (1991) 9.0/10
Hannibal Lecter: Tell me, Senator: did you nurse Catherine yourself?
Senator Ruth Martin: What?
Hannibal Lecter: Did you breast-feed her?
Sen. Martin's Aide: Now wait a minute...
Senator Ruth Martin: Yes, I did.
Hannibal Lecter: Toughened your nipples, didn't it?
Sen. Martin's Aide: You son of a bitch!
Hannibal Lecter: Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?
Senator Ruth Martin: Take this... *thing* back to Baltimore!
Hannibal Lecter: Five foot ten, strongly built, about a hundred and eighty pounds; hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He'd be about thirty-five now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, mum, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!
9.) Braveheart (1995) 9.0/10
William Wallace: And if this is your army, why does it go?
Soldier: We didn't come here to fight for them.
Second Soldier: Home, the English are too many!
William Wallace: Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace.
Second Soldier: William Wallace is seven feet tall!
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
[Scottish army laughs]
William Wallace: I AM William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my country men, here, in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Soldier: Against that? No, we'll run, and we'll live.
William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
10.) Reservoir Dogs (1992) 9.0/10
Mr. Orange: This is a very weird situation. 'Cause I don't know if you remember back in '86 there was a major fucking drought. Nobody had anything. People were living on resin... -smoking the wood in their pipes for months. This chick had a bunch. And she's begging me to sell it. So I told her I wasn't going to be Joe the potman anymore, but I would take a little bit and sell it to my close, close, close friends. She agreed to that, said we'd keep the same arrangement as before; 10%, free pot for me, as long as I helped her out that weekend. She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't want to go to the buy alone. Her brother usually goes with her, but he's in county unexpectedly.
Mr. White: What for?
Mr. Orange: His traffic tickets. Got a warrant. They stopped him for something, found warrants on him, took him to county. Now she doesn't walk around alone with all that weed. I don't want to do this. I have a very bad feeling about it. But she keeps asking me, keeps asking me, keeps asking me, finally I said OK 'cause I'm sick of hearing it. Now, we're picking the guy up at the train station...
Nice Guy Eddie: Wait a minute. You go to the train station to pick up the buyer with the weed on you?
Mr. Orange: The guy needed it right away. Don't ask me why. Anyway, we're get to the station and we're waiting for the guy. I'm carrying the weed in one of those little carry-on bags. I got to take a piss. So I tell the connection I'll be right back, I'm going to the boys' room. So I walk in the mens' room, and who's standing there? Four Los Angeles county sheriffs and a German shepherd.
Nice Guy Eddie: They're waiting for you?
Mr. Orange: No, they're just a bunch of cops hanging out in the men's room, talking. When I walked through the door, they all stopped what they were talking about and they looked at me.
Mr. White: [laughs] That's hard, man. That's a fucking hard situation.
Mr. Orange: German shepherd starts barking. He's barking at me. I mean, it's obvious. He's barking at me. Every nerve-ending, all my senses, blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming, "Take off, man! Just bail, just get the fuck out of there!" Panic hits me like a bucket of water. First there's the shock of it... -BAM!... -right in the face. I'm standing there drenched in panic. All these sheriffs looking at me, and they know, man. They can smell it. Sure as that fucking dog can, they can smell it on me.
Badbird
08-04-2005, 04:09 AM
1 - Equilibrium
DuPont: Wait! Wait! Look at me. Look at me. I'm life. I live... I, I breathe... I feel. Now that you know it... can you really take it? Is it really worth the price?
John Preston: I pay it gladly.
2 - Face/Off
I can eat a peach or hours.
3 - The Matrix
How can you make a phone call if you are unable to speak?
4 - The Rock
I'd take pleasure in guttin you... boy... I'd take pleasure in guttin you... boy!
5 - The Crow
What the crap?!
6 - Predator 2
It's like you're cutting off my dick and shoving it up my ass.
7 - The Secret of Nimh
I've learned this much. Take WHAT you can WHEN you can...
8 - Last Action Hero
Benedict: Gentlemen. Since you are about to die anyway, I may as well tell you the entire plot. Think of villains Jack. You want Dracula? Dra-cool-la? Hang on
[takes out the ticket], I'll fetch him. Dracula? Huh. I can get King Kong! We'll have a nightmare with Freddy Krueger, have a surprize party for Adolf Hitler, Hannibal Lecter can do the catering, and then we'll have christening for Rosemary's Baby! All I have to do is snap my fingers and they'll be here. They're lining up to get here, and do you know why Jack? Should I tell you why? Hmm? Because here, in this world, the bad guys can win!
OR
Danny: You can't possibly say it, because this movie is rated PG-13.
OR
Movie Trailer Voice: SOmething's rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet is takin out the trash!
9 - Strange Days
Bullet-resistant? What ever happened to bullet-proof?
10 - The Abyss
So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water-tentacle.
bigred760
08-04-2005, 12:32 PM
1. Unforgiven - "We all have it comin', kid." William Munny
2. The Godfather - "It's not personal, Sunny. It's stricktly business."
Michael Corleone
3. Seven Samurai - "So. Again we are defeated. The farmers have won. Not us." Kambei Shimada
4. The Wild Bunch - "If they move . . . kill 'em!" Pike Bishop
5. Pulp Fiction - (So many to choose from . . . :confused:)"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Jules
6. Memento - "Now, where was I?" Leonard Shelby
7. The Last Samurai - "Perfect... They are all... perfect..." Katsumoto
8. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - I asked for one hair from her golden head... she gave me three." - Gimli
9. Saving Private Ryan - "Fubar."
10. Star Wars - "I've got a bad feeling about this."
Hucksta G
08-06-2005, 04:48 AM
1. Fight Club
"This is your life and its ending one minute at a time"
2. Donnie Darko
"How does it feel to have a loony for a son?"
"It feels wonderful."
3. American Beauty
"I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose"
4.Almost Famous
"Why doesn't he love me?"
5. Goodfellas
"I'm funny how? I'm a clown? I'm here to amuse you? Tell me what the fuck is so funny about me!"
6.The Godfather
"I'll let you ask me about my business just this once Kay"*something along those lines*
7. The Return of the King
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8. Gangs of New York
"I never had a son, civilization is crumbiling" or "That's one prim looking star gazer!"
9. The Godfather Part II
"I know it was you Fredo, you broke my hear"
10. Chasing Amy
I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know...I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.
thebzzisback
08-15-2005, 01:14 PM
-True Romance - "It's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it."
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