Funniest scene in a movie?

[dmbman32]

Hey, all! A while back, I posted a thread on what you thought the scariest scene in a film was? Now, I'm doing something a little different. What scene/s do you think is/are the funniest in a movie? There are many out there, so start posting. Mine:

Rat Race: Jon Lovitz speaking like Hitler with the Nazi car at the WWII service. Laughed my ass off!!

Old School: "You're crazy....you're crazy, man." (The tranquilizer scene.)

Bruce Almighty: Bruce's tirade on camera (Back to you, fuckers!)

I'll think of more later....

[Michael_myers]

When Jimmy Stewart grabs Kathrine Hepburn by the face and throws her through the door in The Philadelphia Story

Jack Lemmon dancing with the rose in his mouth in Some Like it Hot

"Oh..... god...." in The Graduate

"European swallow or an African swallow? The questions scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Kathrine Hepburn pitching the whiskey off the boat (much to Mr Allnut's dismay) in The African Queen

The campfire scene in Blazing Saddles

The end theatre scene in Singin' in the Rain

Those classic scenes crack me up BIG TIME. They're witty, charming and plain classic. What do you guys think?

[Hannibal21]

Michael_myers you took the words right out of my mouth.

[Brock-Landers]

The 1st time you see John Turturro as Jesus in The Big Lebowski
i think is the Funniest Scene in a Movie!

[noahx29]

*Possible Spoilers*

The FUNNIEST fucking scene I've ever watched in a movie would be Jeff Daniels as Harry in Dumb and Dumber, taking a HUGE diahrrea after drinking some "Turbo Lax"

-1 Hefty teaspoon for fast, effective, relief! :)


Another funny scene is actually one from the movie "Wrong Turn" where the cop finally shows up to save them, and the lead guy goes "There after us, they've got arrows!" and the cop says "Who has arrows?" and then right after that, a fucking arrow goes right through his gaddam eye! I laughed my ass off at that part! ;)

[Raymond Babbit]

Along with the toilet scene in Dumb and Dumber, the funniest scene of all time has to be the Stonehenge scene in Spinal Tap. Also, "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" from Life Of Brian.

[Shakamaker]

These secenes from The Big Lebowski continue to crack me up...

When The Dude traces over what Treehorn wrote in the notepad only to find it's a picture of a guy with an erection.

When The Dude is listening to Credence in his car whilst smoking a joint and drinking a beer, and starts slapping the roof.

Our introduction to Jesus Quintana in his purple jumpsuit with racing stripe, as he licks his bowling ball.

And this exchange...

Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?

[VicVega]

Dumb and Dumber- When Harry has a blowout in Mary's broken toliet.

There's Something About Mary- Ted Vs. Puffy

[stevereno]

my favorite scene. in WEIRD SCIENCE, when LISA meets GARY'S parents. funny stuff.

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[dh1989]

Top 5 Funniest Moments In A Film:

1.) Tom Cruise Dancing In Underpants --- Risky Business
2.) Johnny Depp's Song To Bring Arnie (Leonardo DiCaprio) Down From The Top of the Watertower - What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
3.) The Grinch's "out-going" message --- Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas
4.) Gollum's "Fishing Song" --- The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
5.) Agent Smith's "Me, Me, Me" --- The Matrix Reloaded

[Tom Samborski]

Jeff Daniels on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and Chevy Chase cursing to his family in the car in Vacation are the two funniest movie scenes IMO.

[dmbman32]

I've thought of some more:

Dumb & Dumber: The shitting scene was hilarious!

Christmas Vacation: Clark going down the hill on the sled at about 100 mph!

Happy Gilmore: Happy & Bob Barker fighting (Now ya' gonna get it, Bobby!)

Meet the Parents: I laughed my ass off at the "urn" scene, and Greg's airplane tirade (Step off, bitch!)

[Jasonite]

"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

"In a row?"


*L* That's one of my favorites...


J

[Jimmy"The Gent"]

I was going to start a new thread with this same topic, but I guess I'll just add some life to this old one:

The Life of Brian- when Pilate is trying to make his guards laugh by continually saying "Biggus Dickus"

Dumb and Dumber- "Pull over!"

"No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing."

"Yeah, killer boots, man." (just one of many)

The Naked Gun- the whole time that Frank is pretending to be an umpire at the baseball game

The Big Lebowski- "Hell, you want a toe, I can get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon with nail polish. Fucking amateurs."

The Golden Child- "I want the knife" cut up by Eddie Murphy

Spaceballs- Ludacris Speed

Half Baked- "I used to suck dick for coke!"

[MinimalistCouch]

The conference scene in Mulholland Drive, with the Castigliane Brothers with one of them keeping the same expression and the other one screaming "help me" for no reason.

The art class scene in Ghost World when they watch that video called Mirror, Father, Mirror

[SykkBoy]

Harry Vs. The Turbo Lax in Dumb and Dumber

Larry The Cable Guy's story about his mother getting kicked out of the store after eating too many corndogs ("She got the farts and they thought she stole a duck call and some stink bait...she didn't even have any pockets in that nightgown she was wearing") in Blue Collar Comedy Tour

The cheerleaders holding the big vegetables and getting killed simulatneously with the javelin resulting ina cheerleader shishkabob in the little seen Pandemonium

[fevers]

When Bill Murray blocks the little kid's basketball out of nowhere in Rushmore.

[Tayzlor]

This Is Spinal Tap
Stonehenge

Pee Wee's Big Adventure
The bar scene, with him dancing to Tequila.

Dr. Strangelove or: HILTSWALTB
When the president calls the Soviet Premier.

The Royal Tenenbaums
Richie's meltdown on the tennis court

Meet The Parents
All the scenes at the airport

The Jerk
When Navin is happy about getting in the phonebook and the random killer is after him

Death to Smoochy
Sheldon's song about stepdads.

[Boba Joe]

Originally posted by noahx29
*Possible Spoilers*

The FUNNIEST fucking scene I've ever watched in a movie would be Jeff Daniels as Harry in Dumb and Dumber, taking a HUGE diahrrea after drinking some "Turbo Lax"

-1 Hefty teaspoon for fast, effective, relief! :)


We have a winner. Seen that over 100 times and I never stop laughing. :D

[A.J. Hakari]

The campfire scene in BLAZING SADDLES. Pure, amateurish hilarity. :D

[Bullseye]

My 5 funniest movies, in no particular order (*Spoiler Warning*)

1) Pulp Fiction-"Aww, I just shot Marvin in the face"

2) Mallrats-The fat guy staring at the 'Sailboat' picture, amonst others

3) Boondock Saints-When the gun accidentally goes off and kills the cat..."Is it dead?"

4) Snatch-When the 3 black guys hold up Bullet-tooth Tony with the pistol replicas

5) Austin Powers 3-The Mole

[giftedinpants]

Swingers.The whole damn movie was hilarious.I even cracked up reading the script.

The Big Lebowski,when the cop throws the cup at Dude's head,and he calls him a fascist.Funniest shit ever!!!

[martyds761]

Weird Science-Parent talk
Spaceballs-whole damn movie
Elvira; Mistress of the Dark-Ladder scene
Death to Smoochy-Cookie scene
Love at Stake-Priest greeting old lady
FvJ-"Got your nose!"

[Reagan]

I still laugh out loud every time I see this. Every damn time! I think it is the funniest moment and line ever. Travolta plays it perfectly, the visual is shocking, I love it.

The nuts in the zipper scene in Something About Mary is great. I never thought that they would actually show it. But even more, it was played so well. Stiller is the king of playing the akward loser.

[moviedvdfreak]

lets see the funniest scenes here are some that no matter how many times i see them i still crack up,in no particular order


1)blazing saddles (campire scene)
2)spinal tap(i pretty much crack up during the whole movie so i cant just pick 1 scene)
3)end of barber shop 2(cedric speach on luther vandross)
4)american wedding(stifler sees fich covered in chocolate syrup and says"what the fuck shitbrick",kills me everytime i see it.
5)i thought dude wheres my car was awful but when they come out of the house and start the dude where my car,wheres your car dude dialouge i crack up
5)dumb and dumber("we got no food,we got no jobs,are pets heads are fallin off",plus when they go to the ball and there sword fighting with their canes,then jim carrey sprays the bad guy in the face with his breath spray,hilarious
6)beginning of school of rock when jack black tells them to turn his amp up,then he goes to the microphone and does like this metal yell,kills me everytime i see it
7)rush hour(chris tucker argues with the old chinese guy about sellin him a big box of grease,funny as hell"
8)jay and silent bob strike back(they go to moobys and they go on the internet to give back their response to all the people bashing the movie"you are the ball lickers"priceless
9)all of vacation and christmas vacation i laugh through the whole thing.
thats just a few i'll come up with some more later