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SpaceMutt07
07-07-2003, 12:04 AM
Simple--just post a pic with a funny caption, or let someone else do the caption for you. Its up to you...heres my first ones:



http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/images/helsing.jpg
"I'm gonna hunt down the bitch who fucked up my perm..."


http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/images/fvsj4.jpg
"Tell you what...I'll give you double what Michael was going to give you if you do my dirty work."




http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/images/fvsj1.jpg
"Heeeeeey!!! Jason!!! Sit down, have a drink, I've got a proposal for ya..."

SpaceMutt07
07-07-2003, 12:07 AM
Heres some more:

http://www.deathiscoming.com/images/fd2/photo08.jpg
"So thats what happens when you wreck a rental car.."

http://www.deathiscoming.com/images/fd2/photo03.jpg
"Michael Jackson molests a 13 year old.......what the fuck. Damn nurses giving me old headlines....."

X-Nightcrawler
07-07-2003, 09:06 AM
Lol, this is hilarious but wouldn't it be better if someone posted a pic and the next schmoe who comes up captions it?


http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/media/Final33.jpg

SpaceMutt07
07-07-2003, 11:37 AM
Doesnt matter, whatever the schmoe wants to do.

Nightmare_Dreaming
07-07-2003, 12:59 PM
http://www.nightmareonelmstreet.com/gallery/Img0005.jpg
Thank you and good night, Thats all folks, I'll be here all week!

Nightmare_Dreaming
07-07-2003, 01:10 PM
http://www.el-mundo.es/sociedad/sitges/fotos/fredy.jpg
Be bery bery quiet, I'm hunting wabbits.

TheJadedGamer
07-10-2003, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
Lol, this is hilarious but wouldn't it be better if someone posted a pic and the next schmoe who comes up captions it?


http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/media/Final33.jpg

I got one for that..

" What? Your gay!? And your leaving me for Jack on Dawson's Creek?"

Ok, so it sucked.

slasherfan
07-12-2003, 11:31 AM
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/noes2/noes2_shot2l.jpg
"Awww shit, I think my penis is stuck on something!"


http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/noes2/noes2_shot7s.jpg
"Right, there is NO way they are paying me enough to look like this!"

slasherfan
07-12-2003, 11:35 AM
Sorry guys, I'm a little knew to this and now very good with the funny!

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/halloweenr/halloweenr_eshot1s.jpg
"I really didn't have a clue what I was doing!"
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/halloweenr/halloweenr_eshot2s.jpg
"Well my career was really going down the shitter and they just kept adding the zeros to the check until I signed on for whatever crap they threw infront of me"

X-Nightcrawler
07-12-2003, 11:40 AM
Badass mullet Grady!!! BTW, the one with Rick Rosenthal is hilarious.

Sad man
07-12-2003, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
Badass mullet Grady!!! BTW, the one with Rick Rosenthal is hilarious.

Agrred!
I'll see if I can do one...

Sad man
07-12-2003, 08:11 PM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0298130/CN-100-7A.jpg
"So, this is what you get for watching TV all time"

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0298130/CN-47-3A.jpg
"Liisten kid, you're no Haley Joel Osment, deal with it"

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0298130/CN-91-23.jpg
"What?, American Idol with kids?"

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0298130/CN-134-21.jpg
"Like a cradle on the tree high..."

Luke-Abbott
07-13-2003, 07:52 AM
http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/images/fvsj1.jpg
"I'm telling ya, it was this big!!"

Tagia_Romero
07-19-2003, 02:44 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sad man
[B]http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0298130/CN-134-21.jpg

Satanic baptisims: Chilly.

A.J. Hakari
07-19-2003, 10:42 AM
http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/images/fvsj1.jpg

"Pinhead! How the hell are ya, you big bastard?"

slasherfan
07-21-2003, 05:10 PM
Sorry, I'm still having trouble with this being Funny thing
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/pieces/pieces_shot1s.jpg
"Fucking purple dinosuar!!!!"

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/pieces/pieces_shot1s.jpg
"That was a very bad thing to do to me Father Macneely!!!

sarah1980
07-28-2003, 03:27 AM
Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/images/fvsj1.jpg

Jason!!!!No hard feelings ok?

artguylarry
07-31-2003, 02:43 PM
http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/images/fvsj1.jpg
"Deeeep n wide, deeeep n wide, there's a fountain flowing deep n wide..."[/QUOTE]

A.J. Hakari
07-31-2003, 07:31 PM
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/pieces/pieces_shot1s.jpg

"So you're gonna make THE RING 2, huh?!"

sarah1980
08-01-2003, 02:11 PM
http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/images/fvsj1.jpg


I'm telling you people,his head was this big

J.Sledge
08-18-2003, 03:34 AM
From My Cold Dead Hands.......um oops sorry wrong speech!!!

Jason Vorhees
08-18-2003, 04:49 AM
http://www.thefleshfarm.com/hell5pic2.jpg
"They said that this was just make up!!"

Inglorious
08-18-2003, 10:42 AM
Why are so many of the images just "UHM"?

The ones I can see are hillarious though guys!

J.Sledge
08-18-2003, 07:53 PM
Man: WHAT???? KANE'S NOT IN FREDDY VS JASON?????
Girl: I know this is terrible.... Damn New Line!!!!

Scully1888
08-29-2003, 06:28 PM
The public's reaction to the announcement of Halloween 9 was clear for all to see.

ERIN_LoJ
08-30-2003, 08:03 PM
Regard post...my pictures arent showing up for some stupid reason.

someguy
08-30-2003, 08:08 PM
http://www.thefleshfarm.com/hell5pic2.jpg


Ow!

someguy
08-30-2003, 08:11 PM
http://www.joblo.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=1045970

Look at my teeth. They're nice aren't they?

Juice
08-31-2003, 02:04 AM
http://digilander.libero.it/stanleykubrick/shining/images/shining-macchina.jpg

"All work and no play... Wait... I really don't get this storyline..."

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/ring-watts2.jpg

"These shows get worse and worse, don't they? I didn't get expensive cable just to watch a stupid circle all day, damnit!"

(SPOILER)
http://www.wwlp.com/news/segments/sybersy/ring.jpg

"Hey, what are you doing? You get back in that tv right now, young lady!"

(END SPOILER)

http://www.yehey.com/local/entertainment/images/ring2.jpg

"I thought I told you not to watch those naked ladies!!"

http://av.gznet.com/local_content/zhang/movie/newclip/thering/ring13s.jpg

"Wait a minute... it's another lousy remake, isn't it?"

http://www.cinefile.biz/scream31.jpg

When they finally got to see 'Scream 3', Courtney and David were a bit disappointed.

http://www.thefleshfarm.com/hell5pic2.jpg

"Hey, I'm getting kinda bored here... How long have I gotta hang up here to get this face without wrinkles? What? Another hour? Shit..."

TheAxeGrinder
09-06-2003, 08:34 PM
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th6/f13th6_shot2l.jpg
You were right, this machete WAS heavy. Uh oh. . .


http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th6/f13th6_shot5l.jpg
I get my shower AND my laundry done all in one storm!