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someguy
07-09-2003, 04:36 PM
Yes it's true. Here I even have a picture.

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003310076,00.jpg

Read the full story here:

http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,,2-2003310256,00.html


This is hilarious.
El Bracamonti
07-09-2003, 04:43 PM
rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's hilarious.............what else can ya say?
RogueSpear
07-09-2003, 04:46 PM
Yeah, that's funny...

...but not quite as funny as the young boys and girls who used their Harry Potter Vibrating Brooms a while back to, um, well I'm sure you all can fill in the blanks on that one...

Toys these days!
BorderEevilIII
07-09-2003, 05:10 PM
Ken must be VERY jealous!
Slim
07-09-2003, 05:10 PM
Awesome. A doll... err action figure that is anatomically correct!

But, seriously. This is some funny shit. I wish I had thought of it. :D

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003310077,00.jpg
someguy
07-09-2003, 05:22 PM
This is funny because I've seen the Hulk naked before this. They showed his naked body on E! News Live when showing the 3-D models of the Hulk. But there was nithing under there.
ak
07-09-2003, 05:41 PM
So that's what a "hulk-out" is....

Childish, but very funny ;)
outsyder
07-09-2003, 05:55 PM
That's hilarious! There are many things like that you can see on an urban legends website I know here (www.snopes2.com).
Lindsey
07-09-2003, 06:08 PM
For some odd reason I was thinking it was way bigger than that! :p
someguy
07-09-2003, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Lindsey
For some odd reason I was thinking it was way bigger than that! :p

Do the math Lindsey. That's for a 12 inch doll I think. Someone said that at his real height iut would be about 2 feet!!!!!!!!!!
Scarface98.9
07-09-2003, 06:50 PM
By the way someguy, YOU'RE WELCOME for using the link I originally posted in various Hulk threads
someguy
07-09-2003, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Scarface98.9
By the way someguy, YOU'RE WELCOME for using the link I originally posted in various Hulk threads

Actually no I didn't. I went on this site(www.liquidgeneration.com)and I was reading the blog. I saw the story and thought it was funny. I searched to see if any topics were on it and I didn't find anything so I posted it up. I didn't take the link from you I got it from another site.
Reigh Kaufman
07-09-2003, 07:11 PM
I've seen bigger.

*Kaufman snickers like a schoolgirl as he admires his naked self in a full length mirror*


(Go on then, do your worst, you bastards) :D
Psychocandy
07-09-2003, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
I've seen bigger.

*Kaufman snickers like a schoolgirl as he admires his naked self in a full length mirror*


(Go on then, do your worst, you bastards) :D

That'll be one of those fairground mirrors, eh? :D
BorderEevilIII
07-09-2003, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
I've seen bigger.

*Kaufman snickers like a schoolgirl as he admires his naked self in a full length mirror*


(Go on then, do your worst, you bastards) :D

Reigh u naughty boy :D
Cyclonus
07-09-2003, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by someguy
Do the math Lindsey. That's for a 12 inch doll I think. Someone said that at his real height iut would be about 2 feet!!!!!!!!!!

:eek::eek:

If I was a chick, I'd cross my legs right here and now.
Reigh Kaufman
07-09-2003, 07:42 PM
I'm doing that, Cyclonus!!!!! Do you guys model yourselves on Jame Gumb as well??? Finally, a place where us guys can all talk about how we tuck our penises into our thighs without fear of being mocked...Oh, the freeedom. I also like to wear my grans dignity pants as well. Come on, everyone, it's soooooo liberating. Free at last!!

That was what you meant, eh, Cyc? EH????
blankpage
07-09-2003, 09:20 PM
That is friggin' hilarious. That little girl looks like the drummer for 'The White Stripes', too.
X-Nightcrawler
07-09-2003, 10:08 PM
*chuckes*Oh in the name of all the gods...that's fucking hilarious.
Raymond Babbit
07-09-2003, 10:32 PM
Apparently, some people WOULD like him when he's angry!!!
jackson13
07-09-2003, 10:48 PM
Pshhh, I make him look like he's only 2 inches big.


Oh, wait......


*looks around and runs away*


:D
James Logan
07-10-2003, 12:38 AM
Originally posted by SlimX
Awesome. A doll... err action figure that is anatomically correct!


An "er-action" figure? An erection figure?

Now that's the lamest joke I've heard all day. And you didn't even do it on my purpose. ;)
Kastman
07-10-2003, 01:09 AM
Now for the question that has been on everyones mind:


Is it an erection or is it limp? If it's limp, then imagine how big it'd be if it were erect!!!!!! it would kill us all
sharkstank
07-10-2003, 02:45 AM
mmmmmmmmm,Daddy Like;)

that is prety funny.imagine walking in on your gf cheating on you w/the hulk
HULK BANG!!!!
Dignan
07-10-2003, 03:11 AM
Hmmm.....

Seems in all reality, Hulks penis would be longer than Nick Nolte's
hooker payroll....

Sorry.. I got nothin. Its too late for penis jokes....
Especially Hulk sized ones...
Lindsey
07-10-2003, 04:11 AM
Originally posted by Kastman
Now for the question that has been on everyones mind:
Is it an erection or is it limp? If it's limp, then imagine how big it'd be if it were erect!!!!!!

In order for the HULK to have an erection, he has to be happy.

And as ya'll know the HULK is not happy when he transforms!
outsyder
07-10-2003, 04:14 AM
So THAT'S why his purple pants don't rip when he hulks-out! It all makes sense now.:p
Tagia_Romero
07-10-2003, 05:05 AM
Better cover the little ones' eyes mums and dads. :P
Trainspotter
07-10-2003, 08:32 AM
Funny story, I like.
Benny
07-10-2003, 09:31 AM
Haha! I read about this when I was in England recently, and the headline was "You won't like me when I'm randy!" :D
Orgazmo
07-10-2003, 09:53 AM
HAHAHAHAH


For some weird reason i thaught it would have been greener than that.
Slim
07-10-2003, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by James Logan
An "er-action" figure? An erection figure?

Now that's the lamest joke I've heard all day. And you didn't even do it on my purpose. ;)

Dammit. It wasn't even on purpose. Damn you Logan for pointing it out!

:D
Damned Martian
07-10-2003, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by Kastman
Now for the question that has been on everyones mind:


Is it an erection or is it limp? If it's limp, then imagine how big it'd be if it were erect!!!!!! it would kill us all Don't say that, you remind me Ourutsukidoji:eek: :eek: :eek:

Anyway, funny stuff. Now I know why Jennifer Connelly was so kind to him:D
James Logan
07-10-2003, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by SlimX
Dammit. It wasn't even on purpose. Damn you Logan for pointing it out!

:D

My pleasure.
Squid Vicious
07-10-2003, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
Ken must be VERY jealous!

Made me jealous too. :D

That story just made my day. Oh man....
Droog989
07-11-2003, 01:22 PM
You just know there's a guy (or if we're being PC here, a girl) and his/her buddy laughing their respective asses off at an assembly line somewhere in the world when this story got aired.

Worker 1: "Ah man, someone finally found it!"

Worker 2: "That's great! We shoulda made it bigger!!!"

*They proceed to high five each other, etc.*

One of the best parts of this story is the look on that girls face in the pic :D
bondish
07-16-2003, 01:12 AM
That is some pretty funny shit...
skilgannon
07-16-2003, 08:42 AM
If the ladies are bored with Bruce's poor love making they could always slap him round the face a few times and turn him into a big, green, wild sex machine
Haddonfield
07-17-2003, 01:24 PM
That has to be fake.
Droog989
07-17-2003, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by Haddonfield
That has to be fake.

Apparently she won it somewhere, and they didn't discover the extra anatomy until ariving at their humble abode. It's all over the news; radio stations are getting a kick out of the story. Lets face it, it's the Hulk with his jolly green giant flopping around. It just screams "tasteless jokes"