Horror Talk V: Sequels and old foes (Please read! These skits are really funny!)

[Duke Nukem]

Here's "Horror Talk V." Same drill, horror icons in a surreal world, etc. I just hope that more thre three schmoes read and respond to this one.

[Duke Nukem]

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[horrorfreak13]

Great skit and hilarious. Keep doing them I love reading them

[Inglorious]

I love reading em' too Duke! This is the funniest one yet!! HA HA! It was great, seriously.

[Duke Nukem]

Glad you schmoes like these skits. For you two and others that read up on them, this is a series I'm doing just before 'Freddy vs. Jason' comes out. I plan to have 10 skits, which means 4 four more before August 15. Oh, and "Horror Talk VI: At The Movie's" is just about finished. It's a long one too. Glad that a minority of schmoes have enjoyed them, because I've had a lot of fun writing them.

Things to look forward to in the last 5 skits of the series:
-Will Ghostface strike back?
-More cameos from horror icons and characters
-Will the pressure between Freddy and Jason over 'FvJ' finally burst?
-More funny antics as well as action between our beloved horror icons.

[Duke Nukem]

"Bump!"

[Dead Halloween]

How about the horror legends meet "the rookies" (ghostface, the creeper, that fisher guy from IKWYDLS, that loser from Urban Legend and maybe even Samara)?

[Mr Bones]

I haven't read all the other ones, but have you tackled the current hollywood trend of remakes yet, if not, i'd love to see a horror talk on that duke.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Awesome! this one could be the funniest one yet.

[Duke Nukem]

As for the "horror legends meet the rookie" concept, it has been done in previous horror talks (just scroll down the rest of the pages of the 'General Horror Talk" to catch up with them if you haven't read them and want to). Ghostface has been a constant character (in reference and on the phone!), but he will probably have an actual cameo in one of the last horror talks. And if you want our horror legends meeting the rookies, then look forward "Horror Talk VI: At the movie"! It's finished and is 30 pages long! I will distribute it probably Monday or Tuesday next week. Glad you schmoes are enjoying these.

[Duke Nukem]

The "horror legends meet the rookie" is going to be done. There's cameos from the rookies in next skit, entitled "At the movies." It's finished and is 30 pages long! It's a good one, though. I'll distribute it on Monday. For first-time readers of my "horror talk" skit-series, just scroll down the following pages of 'General Horror Talk" if want to catch up with them and read 'em.

[ERIN_LoJ]

LOL As always hysterical. Keep them coming!

[Duke Nukem]

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[Duke Nukem]

Oh, Mr. Bones, if you want see how I tackled the "remakes, remakes, and remakes!" trend hollywood has followed, check "Horror Talk IV: Poker Night -The OFFICIAL thread". I'll be bumping it up for you back to the first page of General Horror Talk.

[Duke Nukem]

"Bump!"

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[Duke Nukem]

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[Inglorious]

Wow Duke, that's a large amount of bumps. I have an idea, I'll do some marketing for you. Maybe a few schmoes can mindlessly *Ahem* mention your skits in the General horror section in a few posts... ?

[Duke Nukem]

Hey, I'm just trying to keep this thread alive and possibly get a couple more responses before I distribute "Horror Talk VI: At The Movie's" tomorrow.

It just bugs me that only about as much as 5 people who read and respond to these skits. I Mean, I know that there are many schmoes that have time at their hands and frequently brouse these horror forums for new threads and check them out. I know, because I do that, and there must be others that do too, because I do have a small fanbase that follow these skits.

[Inglorious]

I know Duke, just tryin' to help, that's all.

[Duke Nukem]

Whatever. But, if you could market my "Horror Talk" skits and refer to them in other threads in the General Horror Talk section, that would be nice.

[Scythemantis]

They're very funny. Most people only reply to things that consist of questions, debates, or opinions, though, so a lot of people will just read them and go on their merry way.

[Duke Nukem]

I guess. But, anyway, be prepared for "Horror Talk VI: At The Movie's". I'm about to distribute it right now.

[EvilDeadGirl]

Holy Shit Duke those were fuckin' awesome! I can't wait to see what happens in the next installments!