Sev's woman Cameron Diaz hot and heavy with Timberlake

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From IMDB:


Hollywood lovers Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake have been romantically reunited in Miami, America, after their recent hectic schedules kept them apart. "Rock Your Body" singer Justin has been on his "Justified And Stripped" tour with pal Christina Aguilera, while Cameron has been busy promoting Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. But while Justin was supporting a children's charity on the city's South Beach, Cameron was quietly holed up at the $4,800-a-night Loews Hotel nearby, and the in-demand twosome were soon together again. A source who saw the pair at the Hotel Astor restaurant tells British tabloid The Daily Star, "Cameron was all over him. She was hanging off his shoulder as he ate. They were very touchy-feely." Justin and Cameron have also been spotted at trendy nightclubs Opium and the Mint Lounge, as well as the Nobu restaurant. One partygoer at the Lounge says, "Justin showed up the other night with Cameron. They had around 20 people fussing over them and he stayed dancing with Cameron until late." However other sources report that Diaz has been spotted out with her old flame Jared Leto at Casa Vega in the San Fernando Valley, California.


It's funny how the idiot celebrities are the ones constantly in the news...I guess we the public just can't get enough of their crazy antics. dh, I think I understand why I am so negative...especially about the world of celebrities...

[James Logan]

Those two are starting to seriously annoy me...

[Droog989]

They'd have really good looking children though....

Unless the bit they did on Conan is accurate (If they mated). In which case, fear for the human race.

[Slim]

Diaz and Timberlake. With their powers combined, talk about annoying!

[quoth_the_raven]

hurrah. another totally pointless story about a couple of turds.

hell, when i see my girlfriend at the end of a week, i am all over her. no one wants to publish that though, do they???????

;)

[Cunning Visions]

I'm shocked by this story! Not because of the 2 idiots involved, but by the price of the hotel. I live in Miami and when I go to the beach I usually go into the Lowes hotel to use the bathroom. I was thinking of renting a room one day..but $4,800 a night? Thats a bit much. I'm shocked..outraged even! :p

[Indiana Sev]

Cameron: "Justin, we're quickly fading from the spotlight, let's do something stupid and outrageous again so we can make the papers".

Justin: "But we're stupid and outrageous naturally, we just have to be ourselves, Cammy".

Cameron: "I don't understand".

Justin: "Exactly"!

Cameron: "My brain hurts".

[SeXyTX4U2NV]

oh jesus christ! two hillbilly dildo heads together!!! whats this world coming to? im serious, that girl goes from bad to worse..... is it just me, or does justin's face look (and think) like a butthole! ugh!

[jmcpher_007]

This whole thing makes me ill. :(

[Scarface98.9]

*Checks pockets, jacket, jeans*

Sorry, I can't find my interest in the subject

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Cameron: "Justin, we're quickly fading from the spotlight, let's do something stupid and outrageous again so we can make the papers".

Justin: "But we're stupid and outrageous naturally, we just have to be ourselves, Cammy".

Cameron: "I don't understand".

Justin: "Exactly"!

Cameron: "My brain hurts".

You're scaring me, Sev. You have these two down almost too well.

She should sic his scrawny ass on that bad ol' photographer.

[Doug Branches]

Can someone here explain to me just what the fuck is so annoying about two celebs out dancing and eating?

[Michael_myers]

Originally posted by Doug Branches
Can someone here explain to me just what the fuck is so annoying about two celebs out dancing and eating?

The fact that we have to hear about it. Who the fuck cares?

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Two morons who couldnt be better suited.

[ColinM]

Originally posted by James Logan
Those two are starting to seriously annoy me...

Ditto.

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by James Logan
Those two are starting to seriously annoy me...

Me too. I have loathed Cameron Diaz both professionally and personally before, but after GONY I have gone to disliking her, just to be less harsh; but now.......UGH! Just....UGH!

Don't even get me started on that moron Justin Timberlake.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by Doug Branches
Can someone here explain to me just what the fuck is so annoying about two celebs out dancing and eating?

Even if they devoted the rest of their lives to charity causes, we would still hate them.

We will always hate them, no matter what they do.

We're funny that way...

They give us an excuse to let out our anger, that's one thing they are good for.

[ofmknockoff]

Wow, where have I been. People are already getting tired of them and I didn't even find out that they were together until I opened this thread.

Well I guess I do understand because I'm already tired of them as well.:D

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Even if they devoted the rest of their lives to charity causes, we would still hate them.


Actually, I used to LOVE Cameron Diaz.

And then she started laughing.

;)

[Doug Branches]

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[BorderEevilIII]

I just see it as reading the hilarious sub-text headlines we see on the tabloids planted at the supermarket when we are checking out.
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Justin: Cammy, ya wanna make the rounds around town. Maybe shake some booty?

Cameron: Jus, you're speakin my language babe.

Justin: Word to ya mother!

(as they walk into the club, Justin mozys to the DJ booth)

Justin: Yo Man!

DJ Guy: Oh my gaw- Justin.......

Justin: Shhhhh!

Justin: Gotta keep it on the down low....

Justin: Heres a $50 and another $50 if you refrain from playing any music of me, my boys & my ex tonight? Ok?

DJ Guy- Your Ex? Who?

Justin- Ya Know

Dj Guy- (finally gets it) OH, Her......

Justin-Yeah, her

DJ Guy- No worries man, last time we played her music it immediately cleared the dance floor. The boss dont like that.

Justin: Kew




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And the story about Cameron being spotted w/ Jared Leto? I find that a bit hard to believe. As I remember Leto didnt want Diaz no mo left her depressed before landing in the fo shizzle arms of Justin.