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Rated R
07-22-2003, 12:55 PM
I couldn't help but laugh at this


From IMDB:


Sean Penn's actor brother Chris Penn was booted out of hip Hollywood spot the Skybar - for fighting with a midget. The Reservoir Dogs star was involved in a brutal punch-up with a much smaller man, according to American tabloid the National Enquirer. The paper reports that after drinking with pals at the poolside, 5 foot 10 inch tall Chris was fighting through the crowd of patrons when he collided with a man who measured just 3 foot 5 inch. The publication quotes a source as saying, "Four-letter words exchanged, then they started pounding each other - and the midget ended up in the pool. It was surreal... Chris, who weighs over 200 pound, savaging this tiny man!" As guards dragged him away, he reportedly roared, "Let me knock out that midget!" before his opponent spat, "F*** you and your entire family, loser!" Onlookers say a furious Chris was swiftly ejected from the hotspot.


Come on...if this is true, which I wouldn't doubt, this is just ridiculous. I wish I could have seen this. I imagine Penn just wanted something in the news about him since he hasn't had a career in...many years if ever.

James Logan
07-22-2003, 01:18 PM
I don't know if this is true or not, but if it is, it must've been some cool entertainment for the "onlookers". :D

Droog989
07-22-2003, 02:12 PM
Some Hollywood executive is going to read this and pick up the rights to the film, or at least the TV special: "When smaller people attack", hosted by Chris Penn.

I'm still eagerly awaiting the special "Fast animals, Slow Children" as described in Family Guy.

Ren Hoek
07-22-2003, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by Rated R
As guards dragged him away, [Penn] reportedly roared, "Let me knock out that midget!" before his opponent spat, "F*** you and your entire family, loser!" Onlookers say a furious Chris was swiftly ejected from the hotspot.
*LOL* I read this earlier today and couldn't stop laughing for a couple of minutes. I would give my soul to see the rat-arsed Nice Guy Eddie fighting this wee bloke. Priceless! :p

Grebdron
07-22-2003, 03:40 PM
You know what? I'm of a different view on this.

If the little fucker was starting shit, he should get beat on like anybody else. Just cause he's a midget shouldn't give him the right to talk shit, without fear of repercussion.

Depending on who started it, who cares if he's a midget?

vtadave
07-22-2003, 04:39 PM
Yeah midgets are people too. If they step out of line, they deserved to get fucked up just like the rest of us.

Jim H
07-23-2003, 12:45 AM
This is the funniest brawl involving a Penn and a midget ever.

Scarface98.9
07-23-2003, 12:54 PM
Fuck Hunter S. Thompson, Chris Penn is now my hero. He may've starred in Corky Romano :(, but if he beat up a midget for starting shit, he's got guts

quoth_the_raven
07-23-2003, 02:08 PM
Damn! i wish someone had filmed that, id love to see it.

look at it like this, i wouldnt go and start shit with a guy who is 6'7" and 300lbs or so, would i?

although i admit, thats a smaller gap in size than chris penn v a midget ;)

KcMsterpce
07-23-2003, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Jim H
This is the funniest brawl involving a Penn and a midget ever.


HAHAHA ROFLMAO

That's got to be the funniest sentence I have read this whole week. Classic.:p

ColinM
07-23-2003, 08:16 PM
Yeah, just picturing this makes me crack up, I'm slightly ashamed to say...

ofmknockoff
07-24-2003, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by Droog989
Some Hollywood executive is going to read this and pick up the rights to the film, or at least the TV special: "When smaller people attack", hosted by Chris Penn.

I'm still eagerly awaiting the special "Fast animals, Slow Children" as described in Family Guy.

Yeah we only got a preview of the exciting new reality show from FOX. "I splilled honey all over my knees."

I would have paid to see this little fight, I'm sure someone will put the security tapes on kazaa soon, if it realy even happened, you can't trust IMDB.

ilovemovies
07-24-2003, 01:28 AM
Yeah, I'll admit to laughing at this too.

KcMsterpce
07-25-2003, 04:14 PM
Oh, that poor midget.

NOT