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07-25-2003, 08:33 PM
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GEORGE BUSH USES THE FORCE TO CONVINCE GEORGE LUCAS INTO USING A DIFFERENT DIRECTOR
Current President of the United States George Bush had an emergency meeting today with George Lucas. The topic: A change of directors for the latest - and last - installment of the Star Wars saga. Bush has claimed that he was "slightly upset" with the two previous LucasFilms.
"It was lacking depth and character that the first three - especially The Empire Strikes Back - excelled greatly in," claims Mr. Bush.
Bush made an emergency flight between airings of his latest public announcements on the war in Iraq to meet with Lucas about choosing a new director for the latest installment so that "the fans out there will be well rewarded after sitting through the last two fiascos."
"I have been a long admirerer of Star Wars ever since the Reagan Administration had pushed the project forward," said Bush. "I see there are many advantages to the fight against terrorism with heros like Han Solo and Luke Skywalker to defend our country. Once they have finished their duties in that galaxy far, far away, I hope to still be in term when they return so that I can greet them with open arms and they can help rid the planet of The Dark Side that invades our homeland."
Lucas was cited as saying he was still in control of the trilogy and will direct it himself, and the latest will be the darkest of them all. And the best. Realizing that Bush was unable to convince Lucas with mere words, he tried to use The Jedi Mind Trick to alter Lucas' ideas, but Lucas assured Bush that his brain is slightly larger than a giant-sized gnat.
George Lucas could not be reached for comment. He is currently in Europe filming the third installment of the trilogy on "the largest blue/greenscreen stage in movie history" and refused to leave his Top Secret Hideout during his hourly Doughnut and Coffee Break.
GEORGE BUSH USES THE FORCE TO CONVINCE GEORGE LUCAS INTO USING A DIFFERENT DIRECTOR
Current President of the United States George Bush had an emergency meeting today with George Lucas. The topic: A change of directors for the latest - and last - installment of the Star Wars saga. Bush has claimed that he was "slightly upset" with the two previous LucasFilms.
"It was lacking depth and character that the first three - especially The Empire Strikes Back - excelled greatly in," claims Mr. Bush.
Bush made an emergency flight between airings of his latest public announcements on the war in Iraq to meet with Lucas about choosing a new director for the latest installment so that "the fans out there will be well rewarded after sitting through the last two fiascos."
"I have been a long admirerer of Star Wars ever since the Reagan Administration had pushed the project forward," said Bush. "I see there are many advantages to the fight against terrorism with heros like Han Solo and Luke Skywalker to defend our country. Once they have finished their duties in that galaxy far, far away, I hope to still be in term when they return so that I can greet them with open arms and they can help rid the planet of The Dark Side that invades our homeland."
Lucas was cited as saying he was still in control of the trilogy and will direct it himself, and the latest will be the darkest of them all. And the best. Realizing that Bush was unable to convince Lucas with mere words, he tried to use The Jedi Mind Trick to alter Lucas' ideas, but Lucas assured Bush that his brain is slightly larger than a giant-sized gnat.
George Lucas could not be reached for comment. He is currently in Europe filming the third installment of the trilogy on "the largest blue/greenscreen stage in movie history" and refused to leave his Top Secret Hideout during his hourly Doughnut and Coffee Break.