It's Alive (1969)

[The Claw]

Has anyone else seen this "movie"?

It's the worst thing ever made.

It's a poor poor movie that I almost fell asleep while watching, an awful, awful movie. In fact, it tops The Mangler, and all you guys know how much I hate that movie. Yes, now let's go through the fine plot, and by fine I mean craptastic.

"Madman imprisons three people in a cave to feed to his pet monster"

The Plot, is so very bad. as you can see.

The characters are annoying fuckers.

The monster is the worst monster ever.

The acting is non exisitent.

It moves slower then a retarded snail going up a hill of salt, but that would mean the snail would die.. uh.. crap cant think.


Anyway this movie must be seen because it's the worst movie ever and Larry Buchanan is satan and must die.

[Elgyn]

I saw it a LOOONNNG time ago, don`t remember anything except the basic plot (killer mutant babies).
The only particular scene I remember is some kids are having a birthday party outside, and when they leave their picnic table they come back and there`s little killer-baby footprints all over the cake LOL!
Or maybe that was the sequel "It Lives Again!"

Either way I remember the mutant killer babies weren`t very convincing effects-wise. And thats just about all I remember.

[The Claw]

Originally posted by Elgyn
I saw it a LOOONNNG time ago, don`t remember anything except the basic plot (killer mutant babies).
The only particular scene I remember is some kids are having a birthday party outside, and when they leave their picnic table they come back and there`s little killer-baby footprints all over the cake LOL!
Or maybe that was the sequel "It Lives Again!"

Either way I remember the mutant killer babies weren`t very convincing effects-wise. And thats just about all I remember.

lol. thats larry cohen's other awful movie... IT'S ALIVE, yes that was It Lives Again. Silly Elgyn, i'm talking about a really awful 60s movie, Its Alive, larry cohen style is a really awful 70s movie and It Lives Again is a really awful 80s movie (i think it was 80s) but I did like Island Of The Alive with Michael Moriarty (who is god.)

[Elgyn]

D'OH!

[The Claw]

Originally posted by Elgyn
D'OH!


Oh you thilly goose.


You're not really missing anything. This movie is, like, really bad.


I'm, like, talking like a valley girl here, so you know, it must, like, be real bad.

[countchocula]

Woah, wait a second! I thought you were a valley girl. Fuck, nevermind the flowers that I sent you. And the chocolates. And the tye-dyed dildo with your name engraved in it. I also thought you were talking about Larry Cohen's ode to killer babies, but I haven't seen this It's Alive. It sounds marvelous.

[countchocula]

(double post)

[countchocula]

Make that a triple post (a server hiccup)!

[The Claw]

Originally posted by countchocula
Woah, wait a second! I thought you were a valley girl. Fuck, nevermind the flowers that I sent you. And the chocolates. And the tye-dyed dildo with your name engraved in it. I also thought you were talking about Larry Cohen's ode to killer babies, but I haven't seen this It's Alive. It sounds marvelous.

I ate the chocolates...


and the flowers...


and the tye dyed dildo with my name engraved on it.