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DevilMonkey

07-29-2003, 10:52 AM

The
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Family guy is my favorite Television show and that means a lot because I used to be obsessed with the Simpsons, but I started watching this show and I would always crack up, it’s the funniest show ever. So I felt I should make it a episode tournament. And a lot of the stuff im gonna use is gonna come from WWW.FAMILYGUYFILES.COM

The Matches:
Death Has a Shadow Vs. I Never Met the Dead Man

Chitty Chitty Death Bang Vs. Mind over Murder

A Hero Sits Next Door Vs. The Son Also Draws

Brian: Portrait of a Dog Vs. Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Holy Crap Vs. Da Boom

Brian in Love Vs. Love Thy Trophy

Death Is a Bitch Vs. The King Is Dead

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar Vs. If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Running Mates Vs. A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks

Fifteen Minutes of Shame Vs. Road to Rhode Island

Let's Go to the Hop Vs. Dammit Janet

There's Something About Paulie Vs. He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Peterbus Unum Vs. The Story on Page 1

Wasted Talent Vs. Fore, Father

The Thin White Line (1) Vs. Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Vs. One If By Clam, Two If By Sea

And the Wiener is... Vs. Death Lives

Lethal Weapons Vs. The Kiss Seen Around the World

Mr. Saturday Knight Vs. A Fish Out of Water

Emission Impossible Vs. To Live and Die in Dixie

Screwed The Pooch Vs. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?

Ready, Willing, and Disabled Vs. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows Vs. From Method to Madness

Stuck Together, Torn Apart Vs. European Road Show

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 Vs. When You WIsh Upoun a Weinstein

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Match - 1

Death Has a Shadow

"Were officially on welfare. Come on kids, help me scatter car parts on the front lawn."
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Vs.

I Never Met the Dead Man

"Come on, give the kid a break." - "Why should we?" - "She got her arms shot off in Vietnam."
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Death Has a Shadow is about “Against strict orders from Lois, Peter drinks profusely at his buddy's bachelor party. After showing up at work hung over, Peter gets fired. When he applies for welfare, they accidentally send him a check for $150,000, which leads to a spending binge. When Lois discovers the truth, Peter attempts to return the money to the taxpayers by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. But when he is arrested, his family must come to the rescue.”

The Kool Aid Man Clip: Kool Aid Man Clip (http://www.ermac.org/FileProcess.cfm?FileID=2)

I Never Met the Dead Man is about “While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into a satellite dish and knocks out the city's cable; blaming Meg to keep the good people of the city from lynching him. He goes crazy without television, until Lois suggests he spend more time with his family. This plan backfires when Peter drives the family nuts. Meanwhile, after Lois forces Stewie to eat his broccoli, he attempts to destroy all vegetables by building a weather control device. William Shatner comes along for the ride to a German Festival with Peter.”

Death Has A Shadow

The Delfonics

07-29-2003, 11:09 AM

Death has a shadow

The Claw

07-29-2003, 12:06 PM

I Never Met the Dead Man

but both are fucking hilarious.

DevilMonkey

07-29-2003, 06:32 PM

Death Has a Shadow is Winning. 2 - 1! Lets keep those votes coming!

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Congerking

07-29-2003, 09:51 PM

Death Has a Shadow

movies35

07-29-2003, 10:20 PM

Death Has a Shadow

ColinM

07-29-2003, 10:21 PM

Death Has a Shadow. That Kool Aid Man thing is hilarious.

Rated R

07-29-2003, 11:43 PM

Death Has a Shadow

Mick

07-30-2003, 05:49 AM

I Never Met The Dead Man

DevilMonkey

07-30-2003, 09:49 AM

It's 6 - 2 in favor of Death Has a Shadow!

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DevilMonkey

07-31-2003, 12:46 AM

Match - 2

Chitty Chitty Death Bang

"I have 13 tickets now. Is that enough?"- "No, sorry Timmy. You'll need 15 tickets to live."
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Vs.

Mind over Murder

"Hey you hit my mom!"- "No I hit your dad." - "Wow stand back give her some air" - "You mean give him some air" - "Call an Ambulance she's going into labor!" - "You mean he's going into labor. . . Whoops."
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Chitty Chitty Death Bang is about “Peter inadvertantly loses Stewie's First Birthday Party reservations for Cheese E. Charley's and is force to kidnap a circus to make amends with his wife. Lois is furious with Peter when he allows Meg to attend a party the same day as Stewie's party. Unbeknownst to Meg, she's actually attending a cult meeting and when Peter brings her back home, the cult leader follows. Stewie recognizes the leader as the man who wants to return him to the "ovarian bastille."”

Mind over Murder is about “Peter punches out a pregant woman and is under house arrest. He builds a bar in the basement so that his friends will hang out with him, but it turns into a singing venue for Lois. Stewie builds a time machine to move time forward and alleviate his teething pain, but ends up making time go backwards instead to erase the fact that his blueprints for the device were seen by the entire bar.”

Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Psychopathic287

07-31-2003, 12:52 AM

Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Slim

07-31-2003, 12:55 AM

Mind over Murder

Man: Wow, Lois Griffin, Hey, I love your act! Nice mellons.
Peter: Now listen pal!
Lois: Peter, I'm holding mellons.
Peter: Oh...
Man: And her hooters ain't bad either.
Peter: Now hold on a second.
Lois: Peter! I'm holding hooters!
Peter: Oh, sorry.
Man: No problem
[pause]
Man: Your wife's hot.
Peter: Alright that's it!

DevilMonkey

07-31-2003, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by SlimX
Mind over Murder

Man: Wow, Lois Griffin, Hey, I love your act! Nice mellons.
Peter: Now listen pal!
Lois: Peter, I'm holding mellons.
Peter: Oh...
Man: And her hooters ain't bad either.
Peter: Now hold on a second.
Lois: Peter! I'm holding hooters!
Peter: Oh, sorry.
Man: No problem
[pause]
Man: Your wife's hot.
Peter: Alright that's it!

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:D

Pootie

07-31-2003, 01:18 AM

Mind over murder.

Hucksta G

07-31-2003, 01:24 AM

Mind over Murder

chilli pepper

07-31-2003, 03:48 AM

Chitty Chitty Death Bang

ANavissi500

07-31-2003, 07:17 PM

Mind Over Murder

DevilMonkey

07-31-2003, 08:08 PM

Mind over Murder is in the lead!

The Claw

07-31-2003, 08:35 PM

Mind over Murder

just because the quote SlimX put down made me laugh.

DevilMonkey

08-01-2003, 01:08 AM

5 - 3 Mind Over Murder is winning!

I know I voted for Chitty Chitty Death Bang but I don't feel any upset that its loosing because both are just so hilarious!

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Clarkey07

08-01-2003, 02:14 AM

Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Mick

08-01-2003, 07:07 AM

Chitty Chitty Death Bang

DevilMonkey

08-01-2003, 10:38 AM

Its 5 - 5, keep those votes coming!

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ColinM

08-01-2003, 10:50 PM

Mind Over Murder for me. Funny funny stuff

DevilMonkey

08-01-2003, 11:59 PM

Match - 3

A Hero Sits Next Door

"So much fun it should be illigal, like copyright infrigment." *turns into half micky mouse have Peter Griffen* "Ho ho see you at the game Joe ho ha"
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Vs.

The Son Also Draws

"Yo, Griffen!" - "The fonze?" - "Aieee"
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A Hero Sits Next Door is about “"When a bubbly new family moves next door, Peter gets annoyed. Lois becomes fast friends with Bonnie, Meg tries to pick up on son Kyle and Peter is forced to invite Joe to play on his company baseball team. But when Joe shows up to the game in a wheelchair and wins the crowd's hearts with his slick maneuvers and winning plays, Peter decides he wants to be a hero too. He attempts to foil a bank robbery to prove his worth, but just ends up caught in the middle”

The Son Also Draws is about “Chris is booted from the Youth Scouts, so Peter takes the family to the Big Apple to get him reinstated. But when Peter takes a wrong turn, they end up at a Native American casino where Lois hits the slot machine once too often, losing the family car. Peter must embark on a vision quest into the forest to prove he has Native American blood to get the car back - where he meets up with his idol, the Fonz.
”

A Hero Sits Next Door

ColinM

08-02-2003, 12:03 AM

A Hero Sits Next Door

The Delfonics

08-02-2003, 12:05 AM

THE SON ALSO DRAWS!!!!!

My fav episode with the Fonz!! EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Slim

08-02-2003, 10:22 AM

The Son Also Draws

Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits! It says, "Oooooo!"
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Also, the Speed Racer jokes are fuckin' hilarious! Ha-ha!

Rated R

08-02-2003, 01:31 PM

A Hero Sits Next Door

Here, try this joke gum
What's the joke?
Now you're addicted to heroin

Both laugh

I'm so cold

I love it!

The Claw

08-02-2003, 01:43 PM

The Son Also Draws

Psychopathic287

08-02-2003, 02:05 PM

The Son Also Draws

Hucksta G

08-02-2003, 09:20 PM

A Hero Sits Next Door

ANavissi500

08-03-2003, 04:04 AM

The Son Also Draws

Mick

08-03-2003, 05:56 AM

The Son Also Draws

DevilMonkey

08-03-2003, 05:58 PM

BUMP

DevilMonkey

08-03-2003, 09:19 PM

Match - 4

Brian: Portrait of a Dog

"I see somebody's been neutered"
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Vs.

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

"Now that your stinking rich, we'll gladely be your bitch" - "My God, this house is FRICKIN' SWEAT!"
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Brian: Portrait of a Dog is about "Peter enters Brian in a dog show for some extra money, and although Brian originally agrees to perform, once he realizes that he'll have to beg for a treat he decides it's all too humiliating. After not receiving the respect he feels he deserves at home, Brian takes off, returning to the streets where Peter originally found him, and gets arrested and sentenced to death. It's up to Peter to save him, and he does so by bribing the city council."

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater is about “When Lois' wealthy aunt dies unexpectedly, the Griffins inherit her extravagant mansion. Although his family doesn't want to relocate, Peter is eager to enter the ranks of the upper classes and moves them onto the estate. Revenue from the sale of the Griffins' old house goes to the live-in servants, who haven't been paid in months. Caught up in the spirit of his new social standing, Peter bids ten million dollars at the Historical Society for a work of art, offering to trade his mansion for the piece. It is revealed, however, that the mansion isn't worth enough to cover the debt. Peter goes to extraordinary means to prove the house has historical significance and in the process uncovers pictures of numerous Presidents using the mansion as a 'Presidential Whorehouse'. He sells the pictures to get out of debt. A commoner once again, Peter finds that his family still loves him.”

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

The Delfonics

08-03-2003, 09:22 PM

PETER PETER CAVIAR EATER

Yes, this is a great episode too.

Psychopathic287

08-03-2003, 09:47 PM

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

stevereno

08-03-2003, 10:20 PM

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

Slim

08-03-2003, 10:58 PM

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

The Claw

08-04-2003, 12:21 AM

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

psycho path

08-04-2003, 12:42 AM

Brian:Portrait of a dog. Old cartoon+peter and brian=hilarity.

For some reason I cant stand Peter, Peter, caviar eater.

Nate6

08-04-2003, 02:45 AM

Brian: Portrait of a Dog

Mick

08-04-2003, 04:19 AM

Brian: Portrait of a Dog

DevilMonkey

08-04-2003, 11:14 AM

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater is winning!

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Rated R

08-04-2003, 01:00 PM

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

"Now you two, fight to the death"

DevilMonkey

08-05-2003, 08:45 AM

BUMP

chasingbanky

08-05-2003, 05:44 PM

Im goin wit Peter Peter...............NOW CUT MY MILK

DevilMonkey

08-06-2003, 01:01 PM

Match - 5

Holy Crap

"Maybe you won't go to Hell. You could go with all the uncurcumsized babies." - "You hear that Lois? You love kids."
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Vs.

Da Boom

"I don't take coupons from chickens. I remember what heppened last time."
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Holy Crap is about "Peter's dad is forced to retire from the mill. A stern workaholic, the elder Griffin does not take retirement well. When Peter and Lois suggest that he come spend some time with them, Peter's dad agrees, and Peter gets excited at the prospect of bonding with his father. But the new living arrangement doesn't go according to plan: In addition to being a workaholic, Peter's dad is also a control freak. He tells the children what TV shows they can watch, tells Peter how to spend his free time and instructs Lois on how to raise the kids. Peter decides that the best way to get closer to his father is to bring him along to the toy factory, but this plan also backfires. Peter's boss is impressed by the retiree's work ethic and hires him as a foreman, ensuring widespread misery at the plant. After Peter's dad increases work hours and implements strict rules, Peter is desperate to make him quit, and tries to convince him to participate in a plot to kidnap the Pope. The Pontiff is also impressed by the retiree's ambition, and offers him yet another job."

Da Boom is about “Peter, warned about the end of the world by a giant chicken, forces his family to take cover in the basement for New Year's eve. They survive the nuclear holocaust, and with help of a Twinkie factory in Natick, they found New Quahog from the remnants of their lives. Peter is mayor of the new town, but when everyone gets sick of the lousy job he's doing, the Griffin family gets kicked out and heads for a Carvel factory. Meanwhile, Stewie, who has been mutated into an octopus, leaves behind eggs which hatch a whole bunch of violent clones that destroy New Quahog. Then Pamela wakes up in "Dallas" to find Bobby in the shower and tells him about this awful dream she had about an episode of "Family Guy".”

Da Boom, IMO Holy Crap is the worst episode ever.

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The Delfonics

08-06-2003, 01:04 PM

Holy Crap isnt bad but Da Boom is way better

DA BOOM

bob

08-06-2003, 02:20 PM

Yeah, Da Boom is a lot better.

Slim

08-06-2003, 02:47 PM

DaBoom

Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?

The Claw

08-06-2003, 03:04 PM

Holy Crap

Rated R

08-06-2003, 10:37 PM

I love Da Boom, but I love Holy Crap...

Da Boom

Psychopathic287

08-06-2003, 10:40 PM

Da Boom

psycho path

08-06-2003, 11:25 PM

Da Boom. Chicken fight is hilarious. And the E.T. scene. LOL.

DevilMonkey

08-07-2003, 01:27 PM

Bump!

EDsoulsurvive*

08-07-2003, 02:46 PM

Da Boom, the chicken fight is classic.

RickySlade

08-07-2003, 06:22 PM

Da Boom!

The chicken fight is hilarious, so is the scene in which they start to burn all the guns and the Stewey squids start to take over and one citizen says "Hey, remember when you asked me what the definition of irony means?"

ANavissi500

08-08-2003, 12:34 PM

Da Boom - the Dallas live-action sequence at the end was awesome

DevilMonkey

08-08-2003, 12:39 PM

Match - 5

Brian in Love

Oops wait I gave you the chute with utencils in it. Her have this one"
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Vs.

Love Thy Trophy

"Mmmm... These are delicious. Hey Flappy! I've decieded not to kill you!"
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Brian in Love is about "After cleaning up more than few pee stains around the house, Lois thinks it may be time to potty-train Stewie. Stewie, outraged that he's being blamed for the carpet stains, totally resists Peter's efforts to train him. Meanwhile, Brian knows the truth - that he's the one responsible for the "accidents." Mortified, he continues to blame Stewie, until an accident in the grocery store reveals his messy little secret. Brian goes to a therapist (Guest Voice: Sam Waterston) who suggests a European (you're-a-pee-n?) vacation to ease Brian's stress. Not until he returns from his travels does Brian realize the true source of his problem - his secret crush on Lois!"

Love Thy Trophy is about "When their Who's the Boss float takes top prize in the Quahog Harvest Day Parade, the neighborhood literally goes to war over who gets custody of the trophy. Meanwhile, in an effort to get big tips at her new waitressing job in an effort to buy a 'real Prada bag', Meg tells customers that Stewie is her illegitimate crack baby. When family services investigates, and finds the Griffin home in the middle of a war zone, they take custody of Stewie. Once everyone finds out that Stewie's in foster care, the neighborhood declares peace and plots a rescue mission. It turns out that Brian buried the trophy in the back yard because he likes to bury shiny things."

Love Thy Trophy

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movies35

08-08-2003, 12:45 PM

Love Thy Trophy

someguy

08-08-2003, 12:47 PM

I knew this tourney would pop up sooner or later....

Love Thy Trophy

Slim

08-08-2003, 01:07 PM

Love Thy Trophy

"I'm cuckoo for crack."

EDsoulsurvive*

08-08-2003, 01:08 PM

While Brian in love was funny, I gotta vote for Love Thy Trophy.

"I'm absolutely coo coo for crack!"

RickySlade

08-08-2003, 01:37 PM

Love Thy Trophy

Classic float.

The Claw

08-09-2003, 12:56 AM

Love Thy Trophy

DevilMonkey

08-09-2003, 11:55 AM

B U M P .

bankholdup

08-09-2003, 03:09 PM

Tough call...

Love Thy Trophy

Rated R

08-10-2003, 08:42 PM

Love Thy Trophy

adamjohnson

08-10-2003, 11:50 PM

"We, uh, we WERE talking me being in love with you and you rejecting me right?"

Brian in Love

ANavissi500

08-11-2003, 01:03 AM

Love Thy Trophy

DevilMonkey

08-14-2003, 08:30 PM

Match - 6

Death Is a Bitch

"You're going to kill those kids from Dawson's Creek" - "You kow right when that show came on I said 'It's going to be me who's going to kill these kids" - "He did say that"
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The King Is Dead

"He''s a murderer and the victim is theater!" - *long fart* [Applause]
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Death Is a Bitch is about "Peter finds a lump in his breast and goes to the doctor. Although he gets a clean bill of health, he writes on his form that he's dead so that he doesn't have to pay his bill. Death gets a copy of the form and comes to collect Peter, but when Peter tries to make a run for it, Death sprains his ankle. While death is laid up on his couch, Peter goes out on a rampage, jumping off buildings, drinking hundreds of beers, and getting himself shot. He publicizes the fact that the rules of Death no longer apply, so Death tells Peter that he'll let him live as long as Peter fills in for him while he's recuperating. Death sends Peter to do a high-profile killing: the cast of "Dawson's Creek" on a plane. Peter actually ends up thwarting the plane crash, but the event makes the news, and at least the pilots died, so Death feels like everyone is reminded that people can still die. Death leaves the Griffins' with a promise to return soon."

The King Is Dead is about "Lois is named the new artistic director of the Quahog Players theatre group and decides to direct The King and I as her first production. Peter wants to be a star and becomes such a nuisance that Lois makes him a producer to get him out of her hair. He goes on a major power trip and soon wrestles total control away from Lois, kicking her off the production team all together! Peter soon realizes his vision by turning the musical into a racy cyborg battle, complete with 'lots of explosions and partial nudity'."

Death is a Bitch

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RickySlade

08-14-2003, 08:33 PM

Death Is A Bitch

(Hilarious Gun scene in The Drunken Clam)

The Claw

08-15-2003, 02:49 AM

Both are great.

The King Is Dead is greater.

Slim

08-15-2003, 02:50 AM

The King Is Dead

"Well Lois, I tried finding my creativity like you said. First I took an art class ["Am I, am I supposed to draw the penis?"], then I tried sculpting ["Am I, am I supposed to sculpt the penis?"], then I tried music ["Am I, am I supposed to conduct with my penis?"]. I was starting to think there was nothing I'd be good at. Then I realized that this is it. Lois, my penis belongs on stage!"

EDsoulsurvive*

08-15-2003, 10:55 AM

Thhe King is Dead. Both were hilarious though.

Rated R

08-15-2003, 07:09 PM

Death is a Bitch

psycho path

08-15-2003, 08:10 PM

Death is a bitch! But The king is dead was pretty good...

"Theres something about Stewie!"

ANavissi500

08-15-2003, 08:41 PM

I'd say Death is a Bitch would win. There's something about Norm McDonald AND a giant squid that you have to love.

DevilMonkey

08-19-2003, 01:55 PM

Match - 7

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

"Okay, heres what I'm thinking. I'll be Charlie and you can all be my Angels" [spots fat ugly women and points] "Except you. You be Bosly."
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Vs.

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

"He's got tumorsyphillis-itis-osis" - "Sounds sexy"
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I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar is about "After Peter gives up a free boat for free tickets to a lousy comedy club, he gets drunk at the comedy club and performs a little stand-up. People laugh at him mainly because he's a drunk ass, but he takes it as a testament to his comedy skills. Peter starts telling inappropriate jokes at work and a female coworker sues him for harassment. Forced to go on a retreat for women, Peter resists at first. After two weeks, however, the effects of female bonding kick in and Peter becomes a sensitive male. Back at home, no one finds Peter's new "female" behavior charming, least of all Lois. Sure, the cuddling in bed is nice, but when Peter tries to breast- feed Stewie, Lois starts getting annoyed. When they both attend a women's charity dinner, Lois and the guest speaker get into a knock- down, drag-out fight--and Peter gets so turned on by the "chick" wrestling, he snaps out of his female phase."

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin' is about "When Peter's favorite show, Gumbel 2 Gumbel, faces cancellation, he takes drastic measures to save it. Using Chris as bait for "The Make-A-Dream-Come-True" Foundation, Peter tells them that Chris' dying wish is that the show be renewed. But when the Foundation arrives to check up on Chris' "tumorsyphillis-itis-osis", Peter panics and tells them that Chris was miraculously cured. Word spreads of the "miracle" and Peter becomes the "Miracle Healer of Quahog." Of course, Peter loves the attention and Lois thinks it's immoral to live such a lie. When the Griffins become mysteriously plagued by everything from locusts to bloody bathwater, Lois forces Peter to end the charade."

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

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The Claw

08-19-2003, 02:13 PM

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

someguy

08-19-2003, 02:48 PM

I Am Peter Hear Me Roar had the classic scene of Peter breast feeding Stewie so my vote goes to that.

TheAxeGrinder

08-19-2003, 03:12 PM

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

ANavissi500

08-19-2003, 04:25 PM

hmmmm.... I would have to go with I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

RickySlade

08-19-2003, 07:44 PM

If I'm Dyin I'm Lyin

Funny scene with The Gumbels. "Hmm....Hmm.....Hmm.......Hmmm....Hmmmmm.

Slim

08-19-2003, 08:41 PM

If I'm Dyin I'm Lyin

Chris: Are you sure this'll work?
Peter: Chris, this is just another one of your crazy schemes.
Chris: But this whole thing was your idea.
Peter: You'll find out.
Chris: Dad, you're not makin' any sense.
Peter: You just leave that to me.

DevilMonkey

08-20-2003, 02:15 PM

B U M P .

EDsoulsurvive*

08-20-2003, 02:46 PM

I am Peter, Hear me Roar

Rated R

08-20-2003, 09:53 PM

If I'm Dyin I'm Lyin

One of the best episodes

DevilMonkey

08-20-2003, 10:33 PM

Match - 8

Running Mates

"We'll no wonder this clown died. His lungs are filled with candy!"
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Vs.

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks

"Are you the Matrix?"
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Running Mates is about "Lois is running for school board unopposed, but when Peter's favorite old teacher is fired for being a wacko and Lois doesn't think he deserves his job back, Peter runs against her. Peter runs a dirty race, and ends up winning after publicizing a risque picture of Lois that she gave him for their anniversary. Meanwhile, Chris is busted peeping at girls in the locker room, so Peter gives him a collection of pornographic magazines so that he can look at those instead of the real thing. Peter seems to be making good changes to the Quahog school system, but then the pornographic magazines come to light. James Carville advises Peter to blame the magazines on his wife, and he starts to, but then can't go through with it. He ends up announcing that he did give Chris the magazines, and he loves his wife, and he resigns from the school board."

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks is about "Chris gives his father a painting for his birthday, and a SoHo gallery owner spots it and admires it. The Griffins travel to New York so that Chris can become a famous artist, but when Chris realizes that one of the gallery owner's conditions is that he never sees his father again, he realizes he doesn't have what it takes. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a Calvin Klein underwear model and helps launch CK's new baby underwear."

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks

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Slim

08-20-2003, 11:35 PM

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks

psycho path

08-21-2003, 02:58 PM

A picture is worth 1,000 bucks.

Minnie mouse: "Do I...Do I have to?(Starts crying while taking her clothes off.)

Walt Disney: "You wanna be a star dont ya'h?! Now take it off!

-She takes it off.

Walt Disney: "Oh yeah...that's nice..."

DevilMonkey

08-22-2003, 12:43 PM

3 - 0 I can't beleive we only got 3 votes! Ahhh! Scary Lamp Monster!

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EDsoulsurvive*

08-24-2003, 11:28 AM

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks!!!

TheAxeGrinder

08-24-2003, 02:14 PM

Running Mates

Having the sex education revised by Peter kicks so much ass!

ANavissi500

08-24-2003, 02:53 PM

A Picture is Worth 1,000 Bucks

DevilMonkey

08-28-2003, 12:16 PM

Match - 9

Road to Rhode Island

"Our realationship can not be measured in nickled and boobs."
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Fifteen Minutes of Shame

"I can't believe you'd do this to us meg. Maybe now I'm not giving you the antidote." - "What are you talking about?" - "To the poison you just drank! Mwahahahahahahahaha"
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Fifteen Minutes of Shame is about "Meg is sick of being embarrassed by her family, so she ambushes them on a talk show. A network executive is intrigued by their story, and gets Peter to sign a deal to make the Griffins' daily lives into a reality series for TV. Meg can't stand it, and quits the family, living with the neighbors, while her role is re-cast with a perky blonde. When the cameras start just following the blonde around, the rest of the family realizes how silly it all is and they also quit. The entire family is re-cast with Tom Arnold and Fran Drescher playing Peter and Lois, and the real Griffins re-unite with Meg and live in a hotel."

Road to Rhode Island is about "Brian goes to pick up Stewie from visiting his grandparents in Palm Springs, and they miss their flight home due to Brian's drunkeness. During their car-stealing, train-hopping, hitch-hiking trip back to Rhode Island, they stop by Austin, TX so that Brian can deal with his mother-abandonment issues. There they find that Brian's mother has died and been stuffed by her owners, so they give her a proper burial. Lois makes Peter watch relationship communication tapes that are actually pornography. Chris and Meg play a stupid word guessing game."

Fifteen Minutes of Shame

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ANavissi500

08-28-2003, 12:59 PM

Road to Rhode Island

- Did they edit out the airport x-ray thing with Osama on Adult Swim?

DevilMonkey

08-28-2003, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by ANavissi500
Road to Rhode Island

- Did they edit out the airport x-ray thing with Osama on Adult Swim? Probally, but the did on the DVD.

psycho path

08-28-2003, 06:01 PM

Well I downloaded that Osama thing off Kazaa. F*cking hilarious!
:p

DevilMonkey

08-28-2003, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by psycho path
Well I downloaded that Osama thing off Kazaa. F*cking hilarious!
:p So. . Uh who do you voet for?

The Claw

08-28-2003, 09:49 PM

Road to Rhode Island

TheAxeGrinder

08-28-2003, 10:00 PM

Road To Rhode Island (damn you FOX for editing the episode on the DVD!)

Slim

08-28-2003, 10:48 PM

Road to Rhode Island

blankpage

08-28-2003, 11:01 PM

My favourite Family Guy epsiode, ROAD TO RHODE ISLAND.

DevilMonkey

08-31-2003, 01:30 PM

Match - 10

Let's Go to the Hop

"DAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" - "The reason I'm not responding is because I'm not this dad person. I'm the new kid in in town. Lando Griffin!"
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Dammit Janet

"At least one of us is in the mile high club."
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Let's Go to the Hop is about "After a plane smuggling psychadelic toads from Colombia crashes in Quahog, toad-licking becomes the new drug of choice in the Quahog high school. Peter infiltrates the high school undercover as a cool kid and convinces all the kids to quit licking toads. Meg is trying to be popular so that a cool kid will ask her to the school dance, and decides to attend with her father since he's established himself as incredibly cool. Peter, however, can't help living out his own fantasies of being the cool kid in school, and can't say now when the most popular girl in school asks him to the dance, so he ditches Meg. When Peter and his date are chosen as king and queen of the prom, Peter is overcome by guilt, announces to the whole school that Meg broke his heart by dumping him, and makes it look like his high school persona drove his motorcycle over a cliff."

Dammit Janet is about "Lois notices that Stewie is having a hard time socializing with other kids his age, so she decides to put him in daycare with other kids. Stewie is, at first, horrified by daycare, but then he meets a pretty girl named Janet and learns what a serious crush feels like. He woos her, and has a mostly one-sided relationship which ends when he catches her eating some other boy's cookie. He tries to be strong, but ends up groveling to get her back, and then finally realizes that she was just using him for his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois is bored without Stewie to take care of, so she gets a job as a flight attendant. Peter, initially against Lois getting a job, is all for it because then he can fly free. Lois is miserable at her job, but Peter encourages her to keep it up because he is enjoying flying all over the world and making ridiculous demands from other flight attendants. Finally, Lois and Peter end up on the same flight, and Lois busts Peter making an ass of himself. She takes him into a bathroom to yell at him, and the plane gets hijacked. They end up stuck in Cuba without passports, and get on a raft with a bunch of Cuban refugees to get back to the U.S."

Let's Go to the Hop one of my favorites.

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