Renee & the un-welcomed guest

[BorderEevilIII]

It looks like Renee is on the job tryin to get this problem taken care of. Normally I would check with the local priest in her area also.

ZELLWEGER CALLS IN THE GHOSTBUSTERS

"Chicago" star Renee Zellweger is being haunted by a poltergeist called Lillian -- and has called in ghostbusters to rid her of the troublesome spirit.

The two-time Oscar nominee was left shaking after a series of encounters with Lillian, the ghost of an old lady who resides in her $2 million home in the Hamptons, New York.

And the fed-up beauty -- currently romancing White Stripes frontman Jack White -- has decided enough is enough.

One person who empathises with her plight is previous owner John Mascheroni.

He says, "Lillian loved to play tricks. My first experience was sensing a presence. And one night when I was lying in bed it felt like there was a large block of ice lying next to me."

In other news about the actress, Renee was snapped out shopping in New York over the weekend displaying healthy additions of fat on her legs and face as she gains weight to fit her Bridget Jones character for the upcoming sequel. She will have to gain about 56 pounds total.

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[Grebdron]

She should shut up.

Freak.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
One person who empathises with her plight is previous owner John Mascheroni.

Why didn't this asshole warn her about the boogeywoman living in his haunted mansion before the sale?

What a prick.

Oh yeah, one more thing...Renee's crazy!


:D :D

[KcMsterpce]

I think it's about time that (1) Renee put some fucking weight back on her scrunchy-faced little body, and (2) - more to the point - I think it's about time that she sat down in her nice coochy little $2million home with a high-quality copy of The Others to help put her poltergeist into a good mood!

With the lights off
With the surroundsound really loud
and a bag of EXTRA buttered popcorn in her greasy little fingers

:D

[FeydRautha]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Why didn't this asshole warn her about the boogeywoman living in his haunted mansion before the sale?

Erm...this is a long-shot, but perhaps because he actually wanted to sell the house? Well, would you buy a haunted mansion? I know I wouldn't. :D

If ghostbusters or a priest don't work, she should consider contacting a White Wicca. A friend of a friend of mine in England is a Wiccan, and was frequently hired to bless houses or rid them of unfriendly spirits. (She's also an herbal remedist, and whipped up a great cure for my migraines.) Either that, or make friends with Lillian, she doesn't seem to want to vacate the premises.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by FeydRautha
Erm...this is a long-shot, but perhaps because he actually wanted to sell the house? Well, would you buy a haunted mansion? I know I wouldn't. :D

Yeah, I realize that, but the article says he empathizes with her. So, first he does anything in his power to get rid of his haunted house and then he starts feeling sorry for her?

Something's fishy. This doesn't sit well with me. Maybe he's a goblin or something...:rolleyes: :D

Not that any of this is true, I stand by my original statement, Renee's losing her mind!!!!

[KcMsterpce]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Yeah, I realize that, but the article says he empathizes with her. So, first he does anything in his power to get rid of his haunted house and then he starts feeling sorry for her?


He probably told her, but she wouldn't believe him.

I mean come on! A haunted house? How many people in this world really believe in ghosts?

Maybe Renee didn't.

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
[/B]She will have to gain about 56 pounds total.[/B]

She's been dropping weight quite a bit lately, but 56 pounds? Is she playing a female boxer, or is she really THAT skinny?

Speaking of boxing, that article kinda sounds like Raging Bullshit.

[Indiana Sev]

LOOKS CRAZY TO ME!!!!!!!!

http://www.destination.ca/~patricks/femmes/Renee%20Zellweger.jpg


Somebody throw this loon in a rubber room!!! :D :D

[James Logan]

A haunted $2 million home in the Hamptons in which a movie star settles as she tries to put on weight for her next part?

Sounds like a lame horror movie synopsis.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by James Logan
A haunted $2 million home in the Hamptons in which a movie star settles as she tries to put on weight for her next part?

Sounds like a lame horror movie synopsis.

Hey Logan, can I use that idea? ;) :p

[KcMsterpce]

Originally posted by James Logan
A haunted $2 million home in the Hamptons in which a movie star settles as she tries to put on weight for her next part?

Sounds like a lame horror movie synopsis.

Oh no. I see the next shitty horror movie about to be written!

[Nate6]

Renee Zellweger is clearly insane. I mean, if she'd just be nice to her poltergeist, he'd be nice back. I should know. Mine is named Frederick, and he makes his wall-pounding feel more like a relaxing massage. And every morning, he makes me coffee. Nice guy.

I mean...

[Indiana Sev]

I wish I had a poltergeist.

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Hey Logan, can I use that idea? ;) :p

Sure. Just credit me in the "Thanks" section that no one reads anyways. ;)

[Jon Lyrik]

"Hmm...I should eat something...wait! I ate ten days ago! Never mind..."
--Renee Zellweger