Is Colin Farrell embarrassed by his "shortcomings?"

[Nate6]

I want this procedure too! I mean...never mind. Jesus, how big does this guy want his dick to get? I hear it's big enough as it is...


From SFGate.com's Daily Dish (http://sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish) :

COLIN FARRELL LOOKING FOR A BIGGER PART?

Irish hellraiser Colin Farrell has been spotted outside a Beverly Hills clinic, which specializes in penis enlargements.
The womanising "Phone Booth" star was photographed having a cigarette outside the La Peer Surgery Center, and movie insiders are speculating whether the handsome star has booked himself in for the $11,200 procedure.

Surgery director Valerie Kwarn says, "I cannot confirm or deny that Colin Farrell is a patient here. I cannot release any information like that. It is confidential."

Ladies-man Farrell earlier this year appeared on Hollywood's notorious "H-List" -- a annual confidential survey of the most well-endowed male stars.

[Droog989]

You can get surgery for that now? Jesus, talk about being out of the loop, I thought that was still just a "dream of the future."

But come on, the guy smoke all the fucking time, and he was probably just having a smoke in the vacinity of this place, and now it's supposed to be that he was a patient too?

Maybe he's attempting to achieve 'Diggler-esque' proportions.

[James Logan]

Maybe he was accompaniying a friend. Maybe he was visiting. Maybe he took a break just there by pure chance. Maybe he was waiting to meet someone. There's so many possibilites it's a bit early to jump to conclusions -- and besides, why'd he need a bigger dick? He can bang anyone he'd want to bang anyways, and he never seemed like the kind to have confidence problems.

[KcMsterpce]

It's possible that he went there.

Maybe after dating Brittney Spears for a while, she finally had sex with him, and then they got drunk together and she claimed that Justin Timberlake had the bigger dick.

If a chick told me that, I would seriously consider suicide; or going to the Penis Enlargement Center, regardless of the tabliods!

:D

[echo_bravo]

Seriously, is there a Penis Enlargement Center?! WTF? That isnt possible. How in the fuck do they enlarge it? Totally utterly curious here LOL

[James Logan]

Originally posted by echo_bravo
Seriously, is there a Penis Enlargement Center?! WTF? That isnt possible. How in the fuck do they enlarge it? Totally utterly curious here LOL

Plastic surgery 101. :) Just stretch the thing, add bulk to it, so on and so forth, I guess. Cover it in Playdoh, for all they care. :)

[Lynn7]

Yeah, I've never heard of this (excepts in all of my email spam) and I have to believe that it's probably not possible. If it were, I think it would be on the TV magazine shows or advertised like Viagra or the men's club for hair. On the other hand, what do they do with women who become men? I always thought they must have inflatable devices- I doubt Farrell would do this.

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Lynn7
Yeah, I've never heard of this (excepts in all of my email spam) and I have to believe that it's probably not possible. If it were, I think it would be on the TV magazine shows or advertised like Viagra or the men's club for hair. On the other hand, what do they do with women who become men? I always thought they must have inflatable devices- I doubt Farrell would do this.

Well, it's a whole involved procedure. They shave the male, put him under, and remove fat from some other body part, and inject it into the penis.

I think.

[Scarface98.9]

Assuming it's true, which it probably is not, some stars are just never happy. When you can bang as you please like he could, and still want it larger? I'd take his place any day

[jolanar]

The womanising "Phone Booth" star

Lies! All lies!

[KcMsterpce]

Originally posted by echo_bravo
Seriously, is there a Penis Enlargement Center?! WTF? That isnt possible. How in the fuck do they enlarge it? Totally utterly curious here LOL

Here ya go:
"Surgical lengthening of the penis is achieved by cutting the
suspensory ligaments that support the penis. Once these ligaments have been cut, part of the penile shaft (usually held within the body) drops forward and extends out, thus creating the illusion of a longer penis. After surgery, part of the postoperative treatment includes stretching of the penis to prevent the severed suspensory ligament from healing shorter than it was previously. Without continuous stretching the gains achieved through surgery are often lost."


That means that after your surgery you're gonna have some weighted balls hanging on the end of Mr. Winkey for a full year to keep from things healing back into a shorter length. Doesn't sound like fun to me.
It's not a surefire method to lengthening the penis, either. There's a chance that it won't work!

Here's more info on that subject:
"Unfortunately, penis enhancement surgery just hasn't been fully
perfected yet. In addition to the extraordinary monetary cost of
surgery, the procedure itself should give one pause. The penis is
"lengthened" by cutting the suspensory ligament. This gives the
appearance of a longer penis but does not actually increase its
length. It also makes the penis more unstable during intercourse, as well as more susceptible to injury. This surgery leaves a permanent scar and a lower angle of erection."

Want more? Here ya go:
"Penile lengthening with or without liposuction fat girth enhancement: $4,500. Dermal fat grafts to enhance penile girth when performed as an independent procedure: $6,000. AlloDerm® to enhance penile girth performed as an independent unrelated procedure: $7,950."

"Ron Nance spent his inheritance to become a member of the elite club of men with humongous penises. But complications from the so-called 'perfectly safe' penile enlargement surgery have left him -- and many others -- shriveled, shamed and unable to perform sexually."


More info is available from where I got these quotes at

http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=205770

[FilmBuff84]

Whilst you'd think he'd be happy enough to bang all the women he is and appearing on the 'H List', maybe he's not satisfied with his equipment, as other people are. On Cinecon a while ago, they had some audio of him commenting on his genitals, saying he has 'a tiny c*ck', whilst on IMDB they have him quoted as saying 'I couldn't care less about who sees my bits ... My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut!".

Then again, we don't know if Mr Farrell is doing anything regarding the enlargement, though i'm sure if he does go through with it, it won't take long beofre everybody knows about it for sure.

[James Logan]

Originally posted by KcMsterpce
Here ya go:
"Surgical lengthening of the penis is achieved by cutting the
suspensory ligaments that support the penis. Once these ligaments have been cut, part of the penile shaft (usually held within the body) drops forward and extends out, thus creating the illusion of a longer penis. After surgery, part of the postoperative treatment includes stretching of the penis to prevent the severed suspensory ligament from healing shorter than it was previously. Without continuous stretching the gains achieved through surgery are often lost."


The last I heard, doing that to a dick is considered manslaughter and a violation of human rights. Brr.

[Droog989]

Originally posted by KcMsterpce
Here ya go:
"Surgical lengthening of the penis is achieved by cutting the
suspensory ligaments that support the penis. Once these ligaments have been cut, part of the penile shaft (usually held within the body) drops forward and extends out, thus creating the illusion of a longer penis. After surgery, part of the postoperative treatment includes stretching of the penis to prevent the severed suspensory ligament from healing shorter than it was previously. Without continuous stretching the gains achieved through surgery are often lost."


That means that after your surgery you're gonna have some weighted balls hanging on the end of Mr. Winkey for a full year to keep from things healing back into a shorter length. Doesn't sound like fun to me.
It's not a surefire method to lengthening the penis, either. There's a chance that it won't work!



:eek: :eek: :eek:

And people pay to have this operation performed on their most vital of vital organs?

It sounds like something a mobster would do to make a guy talk. "Speak, or we'll attach weights to the end of your dick!!"

*shudders*

[echo_bravo]

LOL Droog

KcMsterpce, thanks for the info...I think LOL. Man that sounds so fucking painful. As I was reading that horrifying procedure, I was grasping onto my penis in shear horror. After reading it, I looked down at "him" and said, "I will never, EVER make you go through that!" LOL

[Scarface98.9]

Originally posted by KcMsterpce
Here ya go:
"Surgical lengthening of the penis is achieved by cutting the
suspensory ligaments that support the penis. Once these ligaments have been cut, part of the penile shaft (usually held within the body) drops forward and extends out, thus creating the illusion of a longer penis. After surgery, part of the postoperative treatment includes stretching of the penis to prevent the severed suspensory ligament from healing shorter than it was previously. Without continuous stretching the gains achieved through surgery are often lost."


That means that after your surgery you're gonna have some weighted balls hanging on the end of Mr. Winkey for a full year to keep from things healing back into a shorter length. Doesn't sound like fun to me.
It's not a surefire method to lengthening the penis, either. There's a chance that it won't work!

Here's more info on that subject:
"Unfortunately, penis enhancement surgery just hasn't been fully
perfected yet. In addition to the extraordinary monetary cost of
surgery, the procedure itself should give one pause. The penis is
"lengthened" by cutting the suspensory ligament. This gives the
appearance of a longer penis but does not actually increase its
length. It also makes the penis more unstable during intercourse, as well as more susceptible to injury. This surgery leaves a permanent scar and a lower angle of erection."

Want more? Here ya go:
"Penile lengthening with or without liposuction fat girth enhancement: $4,500. Dermal fat grafts to enhance penile girth when performed as an independent procedure: $6,000. AlloDerm® to enhance penile girth performed as an independent unrelated procedure: $7,950."

"Ron Nance spent his inheritance to become a member of the elite club of men with humongous penises. But complications from the so-called 'perfectly safe' penile enlargement surgery have left him -- and many others -- shriveled, shamed and unable to perform sexually."


More info is available from where I got these quotes at

http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=205770
Damn, this is almost as painful as the how-Kevin-Smith-met-his-wife story I heard awhile back. This is just exruiciating