Bizarre Natalie Portman Story

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Thanks to NataliePortman.com (http://www.natalieportman.com)

it's about two crazy guys who do crazy things. i suggest you read the WHOLE THING! but here's the Natalie part:

Livingston told police that over the years he has paid Brayman - a man he believed to have special spiritual powers - thousands of dollars for praying to protect people.

Livingston told police he had specifically paid Brayman $80 a week over 173 weeks for a total of $13,840 to protect actress Natalie Portman. According to the warrant, Brayman told Livingston that "eggs had been implanted in Natalie, and if the eggs hatched, she would be invaded by creatures that would strangle off her oxygen and she would be torn apart from the inside out."

Full Story (http://www.thewesterlysun.com/articles/2003/07/26/news/news4.txt)

And before you ask It isnt me! :)

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Bullet Tooth Tony


Livingston told police he had specifically paid Brayman $80 a week over 173 weeks for a total of $13,840 to protect actress Natalie Portman. According to the warrant, Brayman told Livingston that "eggs had been implanted in Natalie, and if the eggs hatched, she would be invaded by creatures that would strangle off her oxygen and she would be torn apart from the inside out."[/i]


Been watchin' a bit too much ALIENS, huh? :)

[quoth_the_raven]

hmmm, and i always thought i was a bit weird...

[Buck Turgidson]

For $80 a week, I'd be praying for something a lot more tangible from Natalie.

[A.J. Hakari]

Originally posted by Bullet Tooth Tony
According to the warrant, Brayman told Livingston that "eggs had been implanted in Natalie, and if the eggs hatched, she would be invaded by creatures that would strangle off her oxygen and she would be torn apart from the inside out."

In the words of Dr. Evil:

"Riiiiiight..."

[Michael_myers]

Another case of fucking morons at work. I thought I was strange, oh no!

[outsyder]

Originally posted by James Logan
Been watchin' a bit too much ALIENS, huh? :)


Well, it's a start . . . . .:D

[Droog989]

Ummmm?:confused: :confused:

As one of Kaneda's buddies says to Tetsuo in Akira:

"Whaaaaaaat? You're talking like a damn crackhead!"