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BorderEevilIII
07-31-2003, 06:56 PM
ANGELINA: I WANT MY NIPPLES BACK

Sexy actress Angelina Jolie is outraged her nipples have been removed from a promotional poster for new movie, "Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life."

The twice-divorced star's protruding nipples were removed after producers feared the images might offend some viewers and spark a string of complaints.

However, infuriated Angelina fumes, "I wanted my nipples to be there to see."

The Oscar-winner goes on to explain the smaller appearance of her breasts in the action film.

She says, "Last time I took too much protein powder. That gave me lots of curves. This time I ate normally and therefore Lara is slimmer and sexier."

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Jon Lyrik
07-31-2003, 09:02 PM
Hahahahhahahahahahah.

Hilarious story.
outsyder
08-01-2003, 12:05 AM
Why climb the moutain if there is no peak?

FREEEEEEDOM!!!!:D


I'M a SUPER SCHMOE!!! Yee Haa!!
piglet5
08-01-2003, 01:08 AM
this woman has never heard the word discretion.:rolleyes:
Weapon X
08-01-2003, 02:56 AM
Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
The twice-divorced star's protruding nipples were removed after producers feared the images might offend some viewers and spark a string of complaints.

However, infuriated Angelina fumes, "I wanted my nipples to be there to see."

Now that's my kind of woman! :cool:
Bullet Tooth Tony
08-01-2003, 04:32 AM
She is so gorgeous and has the best boobs ever seen on film...bring back the nips!
James Logan
08-01-2003, 05:34 AM
Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
ANGELINA: I WANT MY NIPPLES BACK


Preach it, sister!

I love this woman. :)
Grebdron
08-01-2003, 11:19 AM
Doesn't she realize that a lot of kids are fans of TR?

Have some tact, you daft cunt.
James Logan
08-01-2003, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by Grebdron
Doesn't she realize that a lot of kids are fans of TR?


Aw, c'mon, Greb, you know kids these days. They'll be at the theater in front of the poster going "Momma, why doesn't Lara Croft have any nipples? Is she a man?". :)
Grebdron
08-01-2003, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by James Logan
Aw, c'mon, Greb, you know kids these days. They'll be at the theater in front of the poster going "Momma, why doesn't Lara Croft have any nipples? Is she a man?". :)

But we don't need to help them along as a society.

First off, I don't believe she said this, but if she did she's even more trashy than I'd thought.
Droog989
08-01-2003, 02:01 PM
Well, if they do bring the nipples back into the poster, it'll certainly sell well, even though the movie tanked.
XvoorheesX
08-01-2003, 06:08 PM
This is the funniest thing since the J-Lo's ass/Gigli poster scandal. Hilarious.
DoCk
08-03-2003, 11:51 AM
not like her tits made the movie any better.........
darkface
08-03-2003, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by DoCk
not like her tits made the moie any better.........

If she was topless through-out the whole movie, then i might actually go see it. So in a way yes it does lol.
TheJadedGamer
08-03-2003, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by darkface
If she was topless through-out the whole movie, then i might actually go see it. So in a way yes it does lol.

Hell yeah!
DoCk
08-03-2003, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by darkface
If she was topless through-out the whole movie, then i might actually go see it. So in a way yes it does lol.


.....maybe if they digitally enhanced her face to look like carmen electra or halle berry, then it may be worth seeing.


The playstation version of Laura Croft looks better than Angelina.


:D
Droog989
08-05-2003, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by DoCk


The playstation version of Laura Croft looks better than Angelina.


:D [/B]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Thems fightin' words! :D I think she's stunning. Much better looking then Carmen Electra, but you're right about Halle Berry. She's gorgeous.

But Angelina is just.......*drools*
chasingbanky
08-05-2003, 03:20 PM
Bottom line is this.......Angelina Jolie and her nipples are HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Logan
08-05-2003, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by chasingbanky
Bottom line is this.......Angelina Jolie and her nipples are HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amen to that.
ladra1matica
08-05-2003, 10:36 PM
hahahahahaha. i should stay the hell out of this testosterone infested thread but i just have to say i have so much respect for angelina, she has every right to want to look like herself on those posters and not have her body airbrushed without her permission. she stands for a lot of things most girls believe in and i admire her for giving motherhood a shot and succeeding at being a wonderful one. she's gorgeous and a very good role model. plus those quotes are really damn funny.
boobookittyfuck
08-06-2003, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Droog989
:eek: :eek: :eek: but you're right about Halle Berry. She's gorgeous.

Uggg.........Halle Berry is the most frigid c**t out there. I'm afraid if she busted a nail, she'd have a nervous breakdown. Better looking than Angelina Jolie........I think not!! Angelina has it all.:)
Weapon X
08-06-2003, 05:16 PM
ALL HAIL ANGELINA......ANGELINA IS YOUR QUEEN....