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BorderEevilIII
08-05-2003, 07:47 PM
I am trying to picture what he looks like wearing that.....:D

AFFLECK CAUGHT IN A THONG

Actor Ben Affleck is a huge fan of teensy-tiny thong underwear, according to a flustered hotel chambermaid who says she caught him unawares.

The unnamed woman works at a hotel in Atlanta, Ga., where Jennifer Lopez and her strapping fiance were staying, and says that when she walked in to clean their room at an inopportune moment, she came face to face with Affleck's stringy knickers choice -- and J.Lo's infamous temper.

The maid reveals to Britain's Heat magazine, "As a hotel maid I see a lot of things, but I never once expected to walk in on Ben Affleck wearing an itsy-bitsy black thong.

"The worse thing was that Jen was there and she didn't seem to mind one bit that he prefers flossing to regular men's boxer shorts."

The stunned cleaner continues, "Jen was not impressed that I had stumbled in on them. Perhaps she was embarrassed that her husband-to-be's underwear is more feminine than hers?"

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ladra1matica
08-05-2003, 10:12 PM
omg, whatever, that sounds like total bull to me. what is this, a tabloid article? total total bull. however, it is very funny to imagine ben affleck in a tiny black thong.

BorderEevilIII
08-05-2003, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by ladra1matica
it is very funny to imagine ben affleck in a tiny black thong.

*cues Sisqo's Thong Song*

ladra1matica
08-05-2003, 11:19 PM
i've got the potato chips, now all we need is ben's thing in a g-string and we're set.

ladra1matica
08-05-2003, 11:20 PM
:D ;) :p

jolanar
08-06-2003, 03:25 AM
Tabloids lie 99% of the time in my opinion.

Droog989
08-06-2003, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by BorderEevilIII

The stunned cleaner continues, "Jen was not impressed that I had stumbled in on them. Perhaps she was embarrassed that her husband-to-be's underwear is more feminine than hers?"


Yeah, I'm sure Jen the reason Jen was happy had everything to do with Ben wearing a thong. The fact that some maid just barged into their room to clean it while the two are still in there no doubt has nothing to do with her emotional state.

:rolleyes: stupid tabloids

James Logan
08-06-2003, 01:36 PM
And as soon as the maid stepped out, JLo took her bullwhip back out and yelled...

"Now crawl you beeeeyaaatch!"