what is camp hacknslash?

[Gretchen_Ross]

i kept hearing about this thing over at aicn, and my curiosity has gotten the better of me. all i can figure out is that it took place in austin, everybody wore camp uniforms, about 1000 horror fans were there, and they got to see "freddy vs. jason" early. is this an annual event? is there an offical website for it? i don't like to travel, but it sure sounds like a lot of fun. driving from l.a. to texas could be a cool roadtrip. anybody have any info. on this thing?

(btw, i was a bit dismayed at the "photojournal" over at aicn. looks like whoever took the pictures only cared to capture the female horror fans who partook in a wet t-shirt contest. argh. nothing against wet t-shirt contests, but there had to have been other non-boob-flaunting chicks there.)

[countchocula]

It's not an annual event. It was just a glorified screening of Freddy vs. Jason, so you (and I...and a bunch of other people) missed out on it.

[The Claw]

Originally posted by Gretchen_Ross

(btw, i was a bit dismayed at the "photojournal" over at aicn. looks like whoever took the pictures only cared to capture the female horror fans who partook in a wet t-shirt contest. argh. nothing against wet t-shirt contests, but there had to have been other non-boob-flaunting chicks there.)

You mean there are non boob flaunting chicks out there?



The dream has been crushed :(

[Gretchen_Ross]

Originally posted by countchocula
It's not an annual event. It was just a glorified screening of Freddy vs. Jason, so you (and I...and a bunch of other people) missed out on it.

so that's why i couldn't find any substantial info on it. that sucks! it should be an annual event. and it should be closer to los angeles. and it should be free. and i want a million bucks. and...nevermind. thanks anyway, countchocula.

The Claw - don't worry. i'm sure you'll be willing to find a chick who is willing to flaunt you. *teeheehee*

PS: get it? i called you a boob! oh the hilarity!

[countchocula]

Originally posted by Gretchen_Ross
so that's why i couldn't find any substantial info on it. that sucks! it should be an annual event. and it should be closer to los angeles. and it should be free. and i want a million bucks. and...nevermind. thanks anyway, countchocula.

In a sense, I'm glad that I wasn't able to go. I don't drink, and from what I gather, I would have felt...out of place. Almost every activity involved a keg. Still, watching Freddy vs. Jason under a full moon would have been badass!

[The Claw]

Originally posted by Gretchen_Ross
The Claw - don't worry. i'm sure you'll be willing to find a chick who is willing to flaunt you. *teeheehee*

PS: get it? i called you a boob! oh the hilarity!

OH HO HO.


I think they should give me and you a sitcom.


"The Hilarious Adventures Of Gretchen and Claw (Starring Countchocula as Jesus and Bill Cosby as Budda)"


I smell an emmy. Or two.

[Gretchen_Ross]

Originally posted by countchocula
In a sense, I'm glad that I wasn't able to go. I don't drink, and from what I gather, I would have felt...out of place. Almost every activity involved a keg. Still, watching Freddy vs. Jason under a full moon would have been badass!

i don't drink either, but an audience of drunk horror fans under a full moon could have been fun.

Originally posted by The Claw
"The Hilarious Adventures Of Gretchen and Claw (Starring Countchocula as Jesus and Bill Cosby as Budda)"


after the show becomes a hit, i could hold out for more money. tired of my bullshit, the network would drop me and i'd be replaced by peter falk, but alas the magic is gone. on the "true hollywood story" they could reveal that i later worked vegas lounges in variety shows, and you joined a cult-like organic farm in oregon.

[countchocula]

My career never flourished after the show. I was typecast as Jesus, and couldn't be taken seriously as a professionally-trained actor. In an ironic, yet cruel turn of events, Claw would later play the part of Jesus in a reunion special, while Frankenberry tackled the role of Claw.

Man, I need a drink.

[The Claw]

Originally posted by Gretchen_Ross

and you joined a cult-like organic farm in oregon.


No way, I die in a zepplin accident damnit!

[Scully1888]

Originally posted by The Claw
No way, I die in a zepplin accident damnit!

In that case, do you climb a stairway to heaven after you die?

:)

[Gretchen_Ross]

Originally posted by countchocula
My career never flourished after the show. I was typecast as Jesus, and couldn't be taken seriously as a professionally-trained actor. In an ironic, yet cruel turn of events, Claw would later play the part of Jesus in a reunion special, while Frankenberry tackled the role of Claw.

Man, I need a drink.

Originally posted by The Claw
No way, I die in a zepplin accident damnit!


ha! you guys are too much.