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DevilMonkey
08-20-2003, 05:00 PM
THE FAMILY GUY QUOTES GAME!
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This is another Family Guy game! Pretty simple too. I say a quote and you tell me which episode or who said it.
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Example:
Quote: "Did anyone see how The Practice ended last night, I dozed off during the verdict."
Answer: Stewie in Dammit Janet.
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So. . . Lets Begin!
Quote: "I'm Coo Coo for crack!"
DevilMonkey
08-21-2003, 12:15 PM
Come on that was an easy one! It was Stewie. I'll use a new quote. .
"Damn you all!"
That should be easy
RickySlade
08-21-2003, 12:26 PM
Stewie in...Lots of Episodes.
" Am I....Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
Burgos
08-21-2003, 12:27 PM
Peter.
"I really hope he's dead"
psycho path
08-21-2003, 02:53 PM
I heard that line come from Peter on one episode.
"Lois, you know it's illegal for women to drive! He, he, a woman driving, how cute!"
(No offense to anybody!)
Burgos
08-21-2003, 03:09 PM
Incorrect, sorry
DevilMonkey
08-21-2003, 03:39 PM
Peter when they're driving to Bob's funland in the episode A Picture is Worth 1000 Bucks.
""Are you gonna' eat that stapler? Wanna split it?"
TheAxeGrinder
08-21-2003, 03:48 PM
Didn't Adam West say that? I can't remember what episode though.
RickySlade
08-21-2003, 03:51 PM
Peter.
" I will now insert this carnivous eating ear wig into my brain"
DevilMonkey
08-21-2003, 03:59 PM
Tom in Wasted Talent.
"Guess what word I'm thinking of and it's not kitty."
Burgos
08-21-2003, 04:10 PM
wait wait wait wait wait. Mine wasn't guessed correctly.
And the answer for above (Kitty) is Chris.
"my my my! Today must be my birthday"
DevilMonkey
08-22-2003, 12:39 PM
I'm guessing Stewie or Quagmire.
IF SO:
New Quote: "Everyone knows that only two things can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches and Twinkies."
Burgos
08-22-2003, 03:28 PM
Incorrect still.
And the answer to yours is Peter.
DevilMonkey
08-22-2003, 04:07 PM
Adam West? If not I give up.
Burgos
08-22-2003, 04:16 PM
It was the child molesting old man. Oh well. And the first one was by Brian in "Holy Crap" when he's talking about the rude grandfather that disappeared:
"I hope he's dead"
<silence>
"I wasn't being cute, i really hope he's dead"
Turning it over to you
DevilMonkey
08-22-2003, 05:19 PM
Oh the child molesting old man was hilarious, you picked some good quote that stumped us all.
New Quote:"No, you can't swim with your shirt on. Wait a second... What are you hiding under your shirt? Do you have bruises? Did somebody hit you?”
DevilMonkey
08-24-2003, 02:58 AM
Kinda hard I know. . Answer was Peter in He's Too Sexy For His Fat.
New Quote: "What the duce?"
psycho path
08-24-2003, 03:16 AM
Stewie when he's about to get that needle shot.
"Tuesdays in the eighties I was always in bed by eight, heh, and home by eleven!"
DevilMonkey
08-24-2003, 12:09 PM
Answer: Quagmire, can't remember which episode.
New Quote: "It's Like I've Died and Gone to Heaven Except they relized it wasn't my time so they sent me to a brewery."
psycho path
08-24-2003, 11:49 PM
Peter in Wasted Talent. Mine was from Love thy trophy. Heres a new one...
"Oooh! How deliciously evil! It's like something out of Stephen King!"
DevilMonkey
08-25-2003, 12:44 PM
Answer: Stewie in A Picture is Worth 1,000 Bucks when thye Griffins go to Bob's Fun Land.
New Quote:"It's not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that thanks giving when I was 19".
ANavissi500
08-26-2003, 01:59 AM
Answer: Peter
Question: "What do you mean cut the blue wire? They're all blue wires!"
DevilMonkey
08-26-2003, 12:14 PM
Answer: Meg in Brian Does Hollywood, that was a hilarious scene.
New Quote: "Are either of you going to have any french fries because if i'm the only one getting them im going to feel like a big fatty".
ANavissi500
08-27-2003, 12:54 AM
Peter when he's driving Lois' sister to the hospital.
New Quote: It's a good thing she's just a figment of my imagination,"
DevilMonkey
08-27-2003, 02:52 AM
Mayor Adam West
"I'm going to sex you up. I'm going to sex you up so bad"
psycho path
08-27-2003, 11:29 AM
Stewie wearing Calvin Klein diapers. LOL.
"I got a package for you too!"
ANavissi500
08-27-2003, 01:37 PM
Quagmire
"Whose leg do I gotta hump around here to get a dry martini?"
RickySlade
08-27-2003, 04:23 PM
Brian
This is life so go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have...my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
DevilMonkey
08-27-2003, 04:55 PM
Peter, in Running Mates.
I've never in all my years of research see a virus multiply so fast.
Burgos
08-31-2003, 01:14 AM
Lois in "Brian Does Hollywood"
New Quote: "Well...you're hogging up all the ugly!"
CyclicNightmare
09-16-2003, 11:32 PM
Chris, said to Meg. I can't remember the episode.
Not sure if that's right. Awaiting confirmation.
CyclicNightmare
09-28-2003, 07:04 PM
Nevermind, I confirmed it myself.
New Quote: "I don't get it. They're just gonna be hungry again in an hour."
Could Be Worse
10-06-2003, 03:20 AM
Peter in the New Years Eve Episode
"For every sprinkle I find...I shall kill you." (Easy)
ANavissi500
10-06-2003, 03:50 PM
Stewie
New: "I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it."
Could Be Worse
10-06-2003, 08:02 PM
I think that's Stewie, but I can't remember which episode.
ANavissi500
10-07-2003, 01:46 PM
Nope, it wasnt Stewie
Could Be Worse
10-09-2003, 02:29 AM
Was it Quagmire?
ANavissi500
10-09-2003, 02:34 AM
Nope, but you are getting warmer
It's from the Viewer Mail episode...
CyclicNightmare
10-09-2003, 10:49 AM
Peter of course, to which Quagmire replies... "Butter's in the fridge."
New quote: "Now is the winter of your discontent."
ANavissi500
10-10-2003, 01:26 AM
Stewie pretending he's Richard III .
New Question: "Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasnt nothing?"
Could Be Worse
10-10-2003, 02:03 AM
Brian on one of Peter's excuses.
"Your mother smells."
X-Nightcrawler
06-05-2004, 01:45 AM
Cleveland to Loretta in the second Death episode.
"Uh, Peter . . . those are Cheerios".
X-Nightcrawler
06-05-2004, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Burgos
"I really hope he's dead" What?? That was Brian! "I'm not being cute, I really hope he's dead".
Addi88
06-05-2004, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
"Uh, Peter . . . those are Cheerios".
A: Brian
Q: You never going to catch me. See you next year.
X-Nightcrawler
06-05-2004, 06:56 PM
Greased up deaf guy from "The Thin White Line".
"All the studs and sluts are arriving".
movieguy1021
07-02-2004, 02:36 PM
Joan Rivers in "Brian Does Hollywood"
"Wow, Meg, you never told me your mother was just like Martha Stewart!"
brodeurnumber1
07-02-2004, 03:00 PM
The Cult Chick from "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
"I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate."
X-Nightcrawler
07-02-2004, 05:34 PM
Dennis Miller. But really, what the hell does "Rant" mean?
" I guess anything's better than staring at your SMELLY face!"
movieguy1021
07-02-2004, 09:21 PM
Brian [after giving up cigarettes].
"Finally."
X-Nightcrawler
07-03-2004, 09:35 PM
Martha Stewart!! Hahahaha!! I LOVE that one!!
" You know who he took to his prom? His cousin!"
movieguy1021
07-04-2004, 10:27 AM
Death's mother in "Death Lives"
"Steinberg! Take off that hat!"
X-Nightcrawler
07-04-2004, 01:56 PM
Teacher in "If you're dyin', you're lyin'".
"Hey Meg, did you get less ugly?"
movieguy1021
07-04-2004, 05:27 PM
Random teenager in "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington" in regards to a person El Dorado cigarettes hired.
"What did you make this cocoa out of, crap?"
Death to Lois, when Death was supposed to take Peter but hurt his leg chasing him (Can't remember Ep. name)
New quote:
"Well that would just leave England."
X-Nightcrawler
07-04-2004, 10:03 PM
Death in the same episode as above, "Death is a bitch".
" I'm Tiger Woods!!"
brodeurnumber1
07-04-2004, 10:13 PM
Cleveland's kid from "Fore, Father"
"Remember, Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do."
The guy in the NRA video Peter watched with Lois in "And The Wiener Is..."?
If so,
"I find you guilty of arson, so you are free to go... straight to jail. HA. Now YOU got burned... No bail."
TheAxeGrinder
07-04-2004, 10:38 PM
The judge slamming Peter, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire in 'One If By Clam, Two If By Sea'.
'Do we rub his nose in it?'
movieguy1021
07-05-2004, 11:11 AM
Peter, about Brian's masturbation in "Screwed the Pooch"
"Feel the heat coming off of her genetalia."
Carter Pewterschmidt in "Screwed The Pooch"
"Here's my secret, PUT DOWN THE FORK!"
movieguy1021
07-05-2004, 03:31 PM
FACE! Brian.
"I just farted."
X-Nightcrawler
07-05-2004, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Jason_fan 1
"Here's my secret, PUT DOWN THE FORK!" One of my all time favorite FG lines.
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