Check this out! (it is related to this site)

[Tom Samborski]

I found a site that changes the text on websites to "porno text". This is what joblo.com's message board would look like if it were all about porno:

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.joblo.com%2Fforums&submit=submit

[darkface]

lmao, Nice one!

[BorderEevilIII]

ohmygawd! Some schmoes have altered porno names and luckily mines was untouched! whew!
I guess thats a blessing.

[arto_j]

In an amazing feat of accuracy, it managed to find the correct nickname for our Screenwriter forum moderator, James "Clit Collector" Logan...Nice.

:D

[Ren Hoek]

*LMAO*

Indiana "Airing the Orchid" Sev and Charvers "Muffdiver" Winnfield??? Priceless :D

[James Logan]

Originally posted by arto_j
In an amazing feat of accuracy, it managed to find the correct nickname for our Screenwriter forum moderator, James "Clit Collector" Logan...Nice.

:D

There's that, and there's James "Give-it-to-me" Logan, James "Bastard" Logan, James "Hard-on" Logan, Fucks "Rugmuncher" Logan...and I'm apparently moderator of the "Screwing/Screenwriting" forum. I like it. ;)

[Ren Hoek]

He he... our beloved rules make much more sense when they're "pornolized" ;)
1) You do not disrespect, insult or put down your fellow movie fan on our board. Civil asslicks only.

2) You do not disrespect, insult or put down your fellow movie fan on our board. Civil fingerfucks only.

3) Think before smooching! "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as muff sniffing else." A) Post in the correct thrusts B) DO NOT SPOIL sex fights for wanks (or make sure that you include a *SPOILERS WARNING* if you do) C) Don't post smoochs that are already there (use search function) D) Cocksucks respond with more than just two fucks and E) DON'T WRITE IN ALL CAPS.

4) Keep your problems to yourself! Assfucks is a spanking movie board, this is not a place for you to fingerfuck your personal life or boo-hoo about how your girlfriend just broke up with you. Keep all personal shite off our sucks or hit the fucking bricks. This includes announcing your thrusts and goings. No need to let everyone know that you just fomped the board...they can see that already.

5) NO FUCKIN' SPAMMING!

6) No shafts, no shoes.

7) You must be AT LEAST 13 fistfucks old to join our board and even if you're older than that, we expect you to post constructively, maturely and with sense. Basically, post with some weight behind it.

8) If barfs is your first night at JoBlo's Movie "Fannyfarmer" Club...you have to post. "It could be worse. A woman could cut off your aardvarks while you're wanking and toss it out the window of a gamahucheing moving car."

[Romero&Juliet]

that's just fucking BEAUTIFUL...!!


"MUFFMINER"? LMAO!

[The Delfonics]

HAHAHAH those should be the new rules

[Lynn Minmei]

Lynn "Cummunger" Minmei?

Genius.

[BadCoverVersion]

Indiana "Big Dick" Sev...Annie "Anal" Hall...

Oh, I have tears in my eyes here.

Lmao...fucking ACE stuff.

:D

[Grebdron]

Annie "Ballbuffer" Hall is the one that caught my eye.;)

I love how it changes everytime. Hours of fun.

[Annie Hall]

:D

This is brilliant.

Cheered my sick heart right up.


Annie "Ballbuffer" Hall indeed...

[Sugar Magnolia]

My goodness, I'm Sugar "Cuntcleaner" Magnolia...

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Indiana "Big Dick" Sev

They know me all too well. :cool:

It is pretty brilliant, it cracks me up every time!

[A.J. Hakari]

Behold the massive dirtiness of...Adam J. Hakari?!

Nothin' sleazy about my name, eh? Am I that much of a clean-livin' boy?

[The Delfonics]

The "Dripper Dick" Delfonics :confused:

refresh

The titty fucking Delfonics

[Dr Martin Luther Loomis]

Dr "Omar Pussy" Martin Luther "Cunt Cleaner" Loomis

-and-

Dr "Ballbuffer" Martin Luther "Suck my tits Dry" Smacks

Pretty damn offensive! I only let my Nana call me "Cunt Cleaner"...

[bowieee]

This headliner from the warped main page cracked me up.

DVD: Bend it Like "Bonebagger" Beckham

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Bullet "Bastard" Tooth Tony & Bullet "Buttplug" Tooth Tony

I like the first one...the second I'm not too sure about.

Cool link Tom

Laughed so hard I think my teeth hurt!

Refresh

Bullet "Muffmuncher" Tooth Tony!

[quoth_the_raven]

Ohhhh they inserted a few naughty words

hysterical

:rolleyes:

[TheAxeGrinder]

This is most disturbingly funny. I wonder how long it took for the guy to code this thing for his page?

Check out The Arrow's page! It doesn't improve on much, IMO, seeing as Arrow has a dirty mind already :p

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
Ohhhh they inserted a few naughty words

hysterical

:rolleyes:

I sense hostility.

You're telling me Annie "Ballbuffer" Hall isn't even mildly amusing?

*Sigh*

I'm chuckling like a school-gal here.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
I sense hostility.

You're telling me Annie "Ballbuffer" Hall isn't even mildly amusing?

*Sigh*

I'm chuckling like a school-gal here.



No hostility. just not a porn-humour kind of mood today i guess ;)

[BakeTheMooCow]

Damn, I should've put spaces in my name when I registered. I didn't know it was possible then.

[Damned Martian]

"wad pulled" martian, jerked martian, "muff sniffed" martian, balled martian... this is fun :D

[El Bracamonti]

El "ballbuffer" Bracamonti..........lol!

[Rated R]

Farted R... I don't know about this...is this why people avoid me? :D

[James Logan]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
No hostility. just not a porn-humour kind of mood today i guess ;)

Porn-humour isn't a mood, it's a lifestyle. ;)

Originally posted by Rated R
Farted R... I don't know about this...is this why people avoid me? :D

Well, we never dared telling ya, mate, but...yeah...you kinda smell. ;)

Jokin', of course...don't go bannin' me...what would this place be without James "Clit Collector" Logan? ;)

[Nate6]

*sobs*

I'm so proud to be moderator of not only Celeb "Big Dick" Talk/Gossip, but also Celeb "Butplug" Talk/Gossip, Celeb "Mistress Anal" Talk/Gossip, Celeb "Dildo" Talk/Gossip, and Celeb "Muffdiver" Talk/Gossip. Beautiful...

And I love all of my fellow Schmoes...Dead "Saggysack" Halloween, Smoochs "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Winnfield, Unclefucked R, and, of course, Gangbangs "Big Cock" Logan.

[Ren Hoek]

Some "pornolized" nicks truly scare me. El "Asshole" lntruder, The Shootin' "Superdick" Surgeon, Annie "Suck my tits dry" Hall... :D ;)

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Ren Hoek
Annie "Suck my tits dry" Hall...

I've waited years to hear all those words uttered in the same sentence. ;)

[Sugar_Kane]

That's really cool!

[Lindsey]

I love these! This is so damn funny! Hehehe....

[Grim H.]

Damn, I was hoping to see my name as translated to a porno name...now I feel insignificant and unnoticed...:(

Oh, try going to the link at the top and putting in the address for your other favorite websites...it's like some weird parallel dimension where everyone is horny...:D

Alright, someone give me a porn name before I go crazy...

[RickySlade]

Read Jo's reviews like this. Hilarious.

[Grim H.]

Originally posted by RickySlade
Read Jo's reviews like this. Hilarious.

JoBlo reviews "The Ballbusting Hulk." hmmm...sounds interesting...

oh man, this is too much...:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Jerk Shapiro]

Good to see I'm "Jerk (Son of a whore) Shapiro"...brings back memories.

[arto_j]

Originally posted by Ren Hoek
El "Asshole" lntruder

:eek: :eek: :eek: