Most Original Line Of Profanity (Quality over Quantity)

[Antonio]

And I'm not talking about how many million "fuck you's" there are in a Scorsese or Tarantino picture. There are other threads focusing on quantity.

But what profane lines made you say..."Damn, but that was fucking original!"

My choices:

(1) "Come Au-gust, we celebrate St. Suck My Big Fat Fucking Sau-sage!"...Tom Cruise in MAGNOLIA.

(2) "You are such a fuck-ass" and "Why don't you go suck a fuck!"...Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal in DONNIE DARKO.

(3) "Fuck you, fuckball!"...Dennis Farina in GET SHORTY.

[zeppelin]

"I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!"-Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction

[Jerk Shapiro]

Originally posted by Antonio



"Come Au-gust, we celebrate St. Suck My Big Fat Fucking Sau-sage!"...Tom Cruise in MAGNOLIA.




Ha, brilliant! Also my choice for numero uno! Great thread, Antonio! You're the man!

Also, another one. Although not too profane, per say...still...great.

"You must respect, the cock! And tame, the cunt!"

[Reigh Kaufman]

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

Heathers

[VicVega]

Robert DeNiro in GOODFELLAS: "Hey fuckos, lets go for a ride."

Dennis Farnia in SNATCH: "Sit down you big, bald fuck!"

David Della Rocko in THE BOONDOCK SAINTS: "Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...fuck!"

[A.J. Hakari]

"Asshooooole!"

-Kevin Kline, A FISH CALLED WANDA

"Don't you love the French language? I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your ass with silk, I love it."

-Lambert Wilson, THE MATRIX RELOADED

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by zeppelin
"I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!"-Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction

First thing that came to my mind when I saw this topic. Classy. Samuel L. Jackson is da man!

[Scarface98.9]

"Asshole!"

A Fish Called Wanda

"Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck!"

Snatch

"Shut the fuck up Donny!"

The Big Lebowski (it's all in the delivery)

[Jon Lyrik]

"Get my wallet!"
"Which one?"
"The one that says Bad Motherfucker on it!"

[Dignan]

"Yippy Kiy-A Motherfucker."
- Die hard

"I don't believe in vampires but I do believe in my own to eyes and what I saw: was fucking vampires."
- Clooney, FDTD

"I'm drowning inj assholes."- !gby Goes Down

"No, Michael Bolton was a good name till I turned 10 and that no talent ass-clown got famous and began winning Grammys."
- Office Space

and Bill Paxton's "Shit Kicker Heaven" in Near Dark

[Grebdron]

Richard Pryor's daughter in the largely unknown Moving:

(As she is stuffing bills in the cuss jar)"I'm not moving to any god damned shitty Ida-motherfucking-ho."

[Squid Vicious]

Anything R. Lee Ermey says in Full Metal Jacket.

[EvilDeadGirl]

"Fuck Me." Speed While Keanu Reeves is looking under the bus and see's the bomb.

[Antonio]

Another juicy line of profanity (although incoherent at best)...

Dennis Hopper (to anyone who'll listen) in BLUE VELVET: "Let's fuuuuck, I'll fuuuuck anything that MOVES!"

[RickySlade]

"Twat You say? I cunt here you." Summer of Sam

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

"Fuck you, Captain Yardley, fuck you very much!" - Falling Down

[Tom Samborski]

"Look what we've got here, a fucking comedian!"- Sgt.Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

[Michael_myers]

Dark Helmet:
Who is this guy?

Sanders:
Asshole sir.

Dark Helmet:
Well I know he's an asshole but what's his name?

Sanders:
That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole

Asshole 2:
Sir!

Dark Helmet:
Who the hell are you?

Sanders:
Well he's an asshole two. He's his brothers.

Dark Helmet:
Great. How many other assholes do we have here?

Rest of crew:
HERE!

Dark Helmet:
Great. Im surrounded by assholes

- Spaceballs

[ZoMBiEPeEpSHoW]

Nobody makes profanity sound like poetry quite like Quentin Tarantino. Here's a particularly funny scene from RESERVOIR DOGS.

MR. BROWN
Where was I?

MR. ORANGE
You said "True Blue" was about a
nice girl who finds a sensitive
fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a
metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BROWN
Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular fuck
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.

MR. BLUE
How many dicks was that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

heh... music to my ears.

[ToRontoRon]

Originally posted by ZoMBiEPeEpSHoW
Nobody makes profanity sound like poetry quite like Quentin Tarantino. Here's a particularly funny scene from RESERVOIR DOGS.

MR. BROWN
Where was I?

MR. ORANGE
You said "True Blue" was about a
nice girl who finds a sensitive
fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a
metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BROWN
Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular fuck
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.

MR. BLUE
How many dicks was that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

heh... music to my ears.

I think this is a misquote. You have two too many dicks during the dick, dick, dick, etc. part.;)

[ANavissi500]

Originally posted by ToRontoRon
I think this is a misquote. You have two too many dicks during the dick, dick, dick, etc. part.;)

Yeah it should only be 9 dicks... But who's counting? ;)

[the movie guy]

"Cuz you're Jery Ma-FUCKIN'-guire!"



Eddie Murphy says a line to David Alan Grier (or whoever it was) in Vampire in Brooklyn whie they're driving. I believe it's...

"Shut the fuck up."

Funny huh? ;)

Just kidding, it was the way he said it. The delivery was hilarious.

[Puck Bond]

"Fuck you, Fuckball!" Dennis Farina's line from Get Shorty is one I'll always remember.

and from Jay and Silent Bob films..."fuckin' cocksmoker"

[Lazy Boy]

Jackie Brown

Samuel L. Jackson: "AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes."


Grosse Pointe Blank

Dan Aykroyd: "I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin' forehead and I'm gonna fuck the brain hole!"


Casino

Joe Pesci: "You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table? You shit-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherfucker you! You fuck me up over there, I'll stick you in a hole in the fuckin' desert!"

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

"What's a fuckass?" - Samantha Darko from Donnie Darko

[A.J. Hakari]

The immortal, "Suck my spinning steel, shithead!" from BAD TASTE also comes to mind.