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09-26-2003, 02:31 PM
Okay. This is a new game called The Horror Script Game. I'll write a few lines and then someone else and then we'll go on and on until we get a full length horror script.
INT. TRAIN STATION - DAY
A tall black male walks up to the ticket counter.
His name is Jamal Balackbrutha, about 31 years of age, wearing a green hat backwards and dark sunglasses cover his eyes.
He looks around nervously and holds up his bag.
The man behind the counter gives him an eerie glance as he reaches in his pocket.
Jamal pulls out...
09-27-2003, 10:31 AM
BALACKBRUTHA (Aborigine accent)
G'day, mate. Wanna buy a boomey?
09-27-2003, 02:49 PM
Jamal grabs a gun from inside his pants.
He shoots the ticket man repeaditly in the head and a few times in the stomach. Blood pours out of the bullet holes.
Should have bought the boomerang mother fucker.
Jamal shoots the ticket man one more time before turning around and revealing....
09-27-2003, 04:20 PM
His trousers are not zipped up.
Jamal walks forward and passes by a old, cringing woman.
The old woman looks at his zipper and snickers as he passes by her.
Jamal stops abruptly and turns around.
He pulls out his boomerang and throws it at the own woman.
The boomerang hits her in the head and she falls down, screaming.
The boomerang returns to Jamal as it should and then he...
09-27-2003, 04:44 PM
Pulls out his gun and shoots the old lady repeatidly in the neck until her head falls off, then he zippers up his pants.
Don't look at my dick bitch
Then a tall man walks up to Jamal. His face is shaped like a banana it's Quentin Tarintino.
Hey, it's cool essay. Calm down.
Don't call me essay you cock sucker. Get out of my way before I blast ya.
Jamal walks past Quentin with a grin on his face. Then.....
09-28-2003, 07:59 AM
He changes his mind, and turns round to blast Quentin's head off.
Quentin has turned into... A GHOST!
The boomerang you are holding is cursed. You must sell it within twenty-four hours, or you will suffer the most terrible consequences.
Aw, mate, I'm the big boss man when it comes to sellin' junk. No worries!
Yes, but this boomerang is poor quality, made of cheap plywood, not old enough to be a collactor's item, and you must sell it for at least seven dollars.
Why at least seven dollars?
Because you bought this boomerang for six dollars when you were drunk last night. The only way to remove this curse is to appease the spirits of this boomerang.
By selling it for seven dollars.
Hey -- would YOU want to go down in value? And the spirits will know if the boomerang is bought under duress.
He throws his gun into a trash can.
What happens if I don't succeed in selling this cheap low-quality boomerang?
Then you will fade into a shade, like me.
That's not so bad.
But first, you will spend a day looking like Quentin Tarantino
Just sell the damn boomerang.
09-28-2003, 09:29 AM
Jamal turns around and starts to run but a S.W.A.T. team starts to chase him. They shoot but Jamal dodges the bullets Matrix style. Jamal turns the other way and starts running. Then...
09-28-2003, 10:45 AM
... trips over a pelican looking around for food. After trying to kick the pelican twice and missing he realises the SWAT team are closing on him, so...
09-28-2003, 10:49 AM
...he grabs the pelican, bends it over...
hate m all
09-28-2003, 11:28 AM
and kicks it really hard, so it takes off into the air.
the swat team stops to look at the unusual scene and that is the moment when a black trans am with a red led's on the front of the car stops next to him.
the door opens and......
09-28-2003, 11:41 AM
...out comes Al Pacino, wearing a long flowing cloak. With him, twelve others, all smoking herbal cigarettes.
Hey, I always wanted to ask you. Why the fuck did you do Gigli?
There's no time. The boomerang - it possesses mystical qualities.
Al gets back on the train, and leaves.
Our protagonist is understandably confused. The SWAT team is gaining on him. Then, in a blinding flash of light...
...he whips out the boomerang and spins around to face the oncoming SWAT team. The SWAT team halts abruptly as they stare at the boomerang in awe.
Pretty cool, eh?
While in their in-awe-state, Balackbrutha takes advantage of the situation and flings the boomerang, knocking each and every SWAT team members on their asses, their guns going off simultaneously as they are all shot to death by their own guns. Balackbrutha catches the boomerang and smiles. Quickly he begins running in the opposite direction then suddenly...
09-28-2003, 02:52 PM
A huge giant tsunami is seen heading straight for Balackbrutha. This tsunami soars almost 30 feet above sea level moving at a rate of 106 mph. Out of desperation Balackbrutha does the only thing he can think of......
09-28-2003, 03:19 PM
And after doing this, he runs, narrowly escaping the tsunami.
EXT. TRAIN STATION - SAME
SPLASH! Balackbrutha is hurled out onto the street by the force of the wave. He sits in a puddle and rubs his chin, thoughtfully. People walk past giving him strange looks.
Hi - anybody want to buy a boomerang?
I am your father.
Do you want the boomerang or not?
Pff - forget it.
I'm not interested in it at all, but I know a friend who is interested in such articles.
OK, well, seven dollars and you cna make it his birthday present.
Are you crazy? NOBODY goes to visit Mr Bin in his looney-house on the hill. He tears people into little pieces!
You just said he was a friend.
That was a typo. I meant he is a fiend.
(woodenly, as if deliberately poorly directed)
Ah well, at least now act 1 is over and I have a clear direction, AND the theme of this film (HORROR STORY) is apparent! :)
09-28-2003, 05:42 PM
Ben Affleck appears out of no where.
Oh shit, I'm late for the second scene of Gigli 2.
Gigli 2? It that why Al Pacino was here?
No fuck face. That mother fucker died in the first scene. That mental fucker ran away from the bay watch and drowned that mother fucker.
You know Gigli 2 is gonna bomb right?
It might make 1 million. Martin Breast almost all of his money so the budget of this one is 5000 dollars. We're shooting our next scene in a trailer park. It's suppost to be a resort.
You're crazy. What about Lopez. What happends to her?
Oh, she was suppost to be in the whole movie but Martin Breast forgot his riddilin and accidentally killed her. We just took a black marker and scratched her lines out throughout the movie.
You know the movie isn't going to make any god damn mother fucking sense if you just erase all of her lines.
Who cares. Only stupid fucks will see this sequal so they won't be able to tell the difference.
Gotta run. Nice talking to you.
Just then Michael Myers shows up. Now the horror will starts.
09-28-2003, 11:01 PM
Michael is his usual pale self, scared hands, enough evil to make Satan cry, and his trade mark kitchen knife.
FADE OUT: On Michael Myers we see the glare of his blade reflecting as exit to darkness.
EXT. HADDONFIELD COMMUNITY CENTER - DAY
We hear the heavy sounds of breathing, we're not sure we it's coming from
QUICK SEQUENCE OF SHOTS:
FRONT ENTRANCE OF COMMUNITY CENTER
DOWN THE STREET
The breathing becomes louder & louder & louder until....
09-29-2003, 07:02 AM
...Stephen Hawking appears, circled by an ensemble of beauties.
Don't be afraid to use your nails, girls!
What happens next in the most inexeplicably camp burly brawls since the Batman Television series.
And something involving Adam West happens.
Blackbrutha's exhausted. These girls are too much like extras from The Matrix.
When suddenly - in a blur of a yellow track suit...
09-29-2003, 02:53 PM
Uma Thurman comes in about to start a 30 minutes blood brawl. Then....
10-14-2003, 08:48 PM
...Jamal steps up to Uma out of no where, still looking exactly like Tarentino. He presses a hidden button on the boomerang and the inner reel becomes a blade. He slices her head of with the boomerang.
I never liked your ass anyway, I wanted Cameron Diaz.
He walks over to...
...a hot-dog stall where a strange-looking, middle-aged vendor stands. The hot dog vendor is in fact Christopher Walken. Jamal walks over to him.
Would you like to buy a hot dog? They got this great taste, you'll love it.
Jamal gives Christopher Walken a confused look.
Would you like to buy a boomerang? Wait...aren't you Christopher Walken, from Gigli?
Christopher Walken looks down.
No that wasn't me. I sell wieners.
Jamal shakes his head at Christopher.
You know, two mice fell into a bucket of cream-
Yeah, I know...and the second one turned the cream into butter and got out.
No no that's all wrong! The second one turned the cream into the butter that was put into the popcorn at the movies, and was the only living thing to watch Gigli. But enough about that, I have something to tell you about the boomer.
Chris leans over to Jamal and...
10-17-2003, 08:03 PM
bites him on the face.
Blood pores all over the place.
Walken-Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub
Jamal looks at walken.
What was that?
That was the problem with the boomerang.It tells future
Walken leans over and bites him on the face.
He picks up boomerang and runs off.
Jamal wakes up and.....
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