Funny Captions to Horror Pics!

[spacemonkey]

Just couldnt help myself, this is fun as heck so come on people give it a shot, post a funny caption to your favorite horror pic.

Just try and make sure the pic you post shows. Here we go...

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1125642/Underworld-photo_03.jpg

"If you tell me one more time that I look like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix Ill fucking shoot you were you stand, do you hear me?"

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1125122/JeepersCreepers2-photo_02.jpg

"Oh my god, is that Victor Salva masturbating while looking at the cover Teen Bop magazine?!"

[VicVega]

Originally posted by spacemonkey


http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1125122/JeepersCreepers2-photo_02.jpg

"Oh my god, is that Victor Salva masturbating while looking at the cover Teen Bop magazine?!"

LOL! Haha! That was just wrong, space.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Hilarious!!!

Ones I had posted before:

http://www.joblo.com/movienews/images3/newskillbill.jpg

"Plase say that I look like Milla Jovovich one more time motherfucker, I dare you!"

http://qrt.eggdrop.hu/gharrach/blondstars/DevonSawa/FinalDestination/FinalDestination14.jpg

Chad: "Dude, what up?"
Davon: "We're watching Kangoroo Jack in flight!! I SAW it!! Everyone get off the plane!!"

http://qrt.eggdrop.hu/gharrach/blondstars/DevonSawa/FinalDestination/FinalDestination03.jpg

"I think this X-Nightcrawler guy is stalking us...I gotta warn the others"

http://qrt.eggdrop.hu/gharrach/blondstars/DevonSawa/FinalDestination/FinalDestination22.jpg

"So I GRAB her tits and..."

http://qrt.eggdrop.hu/gharrach/blondstars/DevonSawa/FinalDestination/FinalDestination11.jpg

Davon: "So that's the asshole who broke the rules and guidelines?"
Kirsten: "Yeah, let's look ugly at him!"

[spacemonkey]

Those are preatty funny x! Specially the one "sok I grab her tits!" LOL!

Heres some more:

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1116705/TheRing-photo_12.jpg

"Oh my god...the x-rays confirm it...I have a third testicle!"

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1116705/TheRing-photo_20.jpg

"Noooo son! Dont watch the Joan Rivers Grammys special on E! Noooooo!"

[KillerKlown]

LOL, class game - It should be a sticky in the games section.

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/dwnotd-r2/dwnotd-r2_shot1l.jpg
"Uhhhh...Baby, I'm ball-deep in your ass!"


http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/dracula/dracula_shot6l.jpg
"Get the washing machine ready! That was a wet one!"

[KillerKlown]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/halloween/h_shot9l.jpg
"You put your left leg in, left leg out..."


http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/dz/dz_shot4l.jpg
"Fuck! That's the last time I try lighting my farts in bed!"


http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/manhunter/manhunter_shot2l.jpg
"Hurry up with that rectal probe, would you?"

[Juice]

http://www.cinefile.biz/scream31.jpg

When they finally got to see 'Scream 3', Courtney and David were a bit disappointed.


http://digilander.libero.it/stanleykubrick/shining/images/shining-macchina.jpg

"All work and no play... Wait... I really don't get this storyline..."

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/ring-watts2.jpg

"These shows get worse and worse, don't they? I didn't get expensive cable just to watch a stupid circle all day, damnit!"

(SPOILER)
http://www.wwlp.com/news/segments/sybersy/ring.jpg

"Hey, what are you doing? You get back in that tv right now, young lady!"

(END SPOILER)

http://av.gznet.com/local_content/zhang/movie/newclip/thering/ring13s.jpg

"Wait a minute... it's another lousy remake, isn't it?"

http://www.thefleshfarm.com/hell5pic2.jpg

"Hey, I'm getting kinda bored here... How long have I gotta hang up here to get this face without wrinkles? What? Another hour? Shit..."

[NightHorrorChick]

http://www.qtf.info/captainhowdy/images/320.jpg

Father Karras, you're our next contestant on Double Dare!

[NightHorrorChick]

http://qrt.eggdrop.hu/gharrach/blondstars/DevonSawa/FinalDestination/FinalDestination05.jpg
Maybe if I stay low, they won't find me and ask me to make a sequel to Wild America.

http://qrt.eggdrop.hu/gharrach/blondstars/DevonSawa/FinalDestination/FinalDestination06.jpg

Umm.. didn't do it.

[spacemonkey]

http://www.sea.fi/foto/night_of_the_living_dead.jpg

"Mom, I thought I was specific, I said I wanted a Malibu Barbie!"

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

http://www.dvdhouseofhorror.com/night90letmein.jpg
"Whoa, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!"

[Psychocandy]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deadalive/deadalive6.jpg

Joan Collins was starting to have second thoughts about the revolutionary new facelift method.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/armydark/armydark4.jpg

Why the long face? (sorry) :rolleyes:

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/halloween/h_shot9l.jpg

"Dammit, I told you not to interrupt me when I'm doing pilates!"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deadalive/deadalive6.jpg

"Yes, Professor, I do believe these are the remains of the man who actually saw GIGLI."

http://www.dvdhouseofhorror.com/night90letmein.jpg

"Look, none of this would have happened if you had gotten the Book of Mormon in the first place!"

http://qrt.eggdrop.hu/gharrach/blondstars/DevonSawa/FinalDestination/FinalDestination06.jpg

Yet another Talking Heads fan takes things too far.

(Think about that last one, you'll get it eventually. ;))

[slasherfan]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1116705/TheRing-photo_20.jpg
"Mommy what are you doing to those three guys and the donkey?"

http://www.cinefile.biz/scream31.jpg
David and Courtney helplessly watch their careers get flushed down the toilet.

http://digilander.libero.it/stanleykubrick/shining/images/shining-macchina.jpg
"While you wasted your time reading all 150 pages of this I was up stairs hacking up Danny with an...... OH SHIT!"

http://qrt.eggdrop.hu/gharrach/blondstars/DevonSawa/FinalDestination/FinalDestination05.jpg
Extream Ops managed to pay for Devons new swiming pool.

http://qrt.eggdrop.hu/gharrach/blondstars/DevonSawa/FinalDestination/FinalDestination11.jpg
"I can't believe I've never seen that film crew filming us before"

[Psychocandy]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/bodymelt/bodymelt2.jpg

When spaghetti attacks.

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/bodymelt/bodymelt2.jpg

It's about time someone did something about those damn Olive Garden commercials.

[oldskooler79]

dang, i'll have to try again when i can figure this out

[slasherfan]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0324216/texaschain_TCM-CN-034-11A_12.jpg

Johnny needs to work on his people skills.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/theblob/theblob2.jpg

Today wasn't like any other nose picking day for Jack.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thebrain/thebrain1.jpg
"Come On, give us a kiss!"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/carnosaur/carnosaur3.jpg

The male population fights back agains't being forced to see Gigli!

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deadalive/deadalive5.jpg

The secret love child of Bennifer.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deadalive/deadalive8.jpg
"I'm going to watch TV, you clean this mess up"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/rrnightmare/rrnightmare7.jpg

Why we'd rather forget the 80s.

[Nightmare_Dreaming]

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/scarymovies/scream.jpg
I told you telemarketers a thousand times, I AM ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST!!!

http://www.spietati.it/archivio/images/foto-2000-2001/foto-2000-2001-f/final-destination2.jpg
My guess is that if we all stand here with stupid looks on our faces then death will skip us.

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/262eye.jpg
AAAACHOOOOOO!!!!!

[oldskooler79]

alright, im gonna try this again....

[oldskooler79]

editing

[Scarface98.9]

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/scarymovies/scream.jpg

Off screen caller: Can you hear me now? Good.

[NightHorrorChick]

http://www.smgfan.com/summer/ikpictures/ikwydls15.jpg
Sarah Michelle Gellar in the back ground thinks hard: "When is it going to be my turn to speak?"

http://search.excaliburfilms.com/dvd/gallery/scream121.htm

"Phone or knife? Phone... or knife...?"

http://www.angelfire.com/biz3/lovehewittpic/images/istillknow10.jpg
This is the new season of Blossom, right?
No

[spacemonkey]

http://www.femail.com.au/img/jeepers2.jpg

"So mom told me not to look straight into the sun, and me being the stubborn little kid I was did, now look at me!"

http://www.aboutfilm.com/movies/j/jeeperscreepers2.jpg

"God! I think I just saw the biggest turd just float by down there!"

[Johnny582]

http://www.suite101.com/userfiles/4439/salmslot.jpg

your dunna listion to this damn poem wither you like it or not

[spacemonkey]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0171363/1-3.jpg

"You go that way, I go this way, maybe together well find a good director for this movie somewhere around here!"

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/scarymovies/scream.jpg
Caller: ...Do I dare bring up Riding In Cars With Boys?
Drew: NO!!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!!!

[X-Nightcrawler]

God! These are funnier than the ones in the General Horror Forum.
(The sneeze one almost made me cry)

http://www.studiokontrast.com/daf/images/darko.jpg
Donnie: "Guide to picking good scripts"?
Drew: That's for "Bubble Boy"...one good movie doesn't make up for it.

http://www.angelfire.com/biz3/lovehewittpic/images/istillknow10.jpg
"Are what time are the brains of this movie going to arrive?"

http://movieweb.com/movie/jasonx/co3.jpg

Jason: I can dance!

http://www.cinefile.biz/scream31.jpg
The common reaction to Gigli's horror.

[skweemkween]

OMG You guys! Ok, slasherfan, killerklown, nighthorrorchick, and spacemonkey - you guys f'n rock! Geesuz those were funny. Will you please submit these to Fangoria and convince them that YOU guys should write their captions instead of them????

[A.J. Hakari]

http://movieweb.com/movie/jasonx/co3.jpg

"For the love of God, if Ford won't get on with INDY 4, I will!"

[X-Nightcrawler]

Hehe...i just KNEW AJ was going to caption that pic.

[NightHorrorChick]

http://www.angelfire.com/movies/bensfamoushorror/hal2.jpg
Michael experiences the sensations of manhood as he hides in the closet

http://www.mindspring.com/~stairwl/images/urban.jpg

Oh my God! It's James from Dawson's Creek!

[A.J. Hakari]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
Hehe...i just KNEW AJ was going to caption that pic.

:D And just for you...

http://movieweb.com/movie/jasonx/co3.jpg

Due to the success of FREDDY VS. JASON, Jason Voorhees has been sought after for the part of Simon Belmont in the CASTLEVANIA movie.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by NightHorrorChick

http://www.mindspring.com/~stairwl/images/urban.jpg

Oh my God! It's James from Dawson's Creek!

JESUS CHRIST!! THE BEST ONE YET!!!

[sarah1980]

Originally posted by NightHorrorChick


http://www.mindspring.com/~stairwl/images/urban.jpg

Oh my God! It's James from Dawson's Creek!



Not James,Joshua




Yes I'm a Dawson's Creek nerd so sue me :p

[Luke-Abbott]

(An old one I did):

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0329101/freddyjason_235-3a.jpg

"I'm telling ya.....it was THIS big!!"

[slasherfan]

http://www.mindspring.com/~stairwl/images/urban.jpg

"Don't pull that thing out at us!"

[slasherfan]

Originally posted by skweemkween
OMG You guys! Ok, slasherfan, killerklown, nighthorrorchick, and spacemonkey - you guys f'n rock! Geesuz those were funny. Will you please submit these to Fangoria and convince them that YOU guys should write their captions instead of them????
Really! I never considered myself funny.

[NightHorrorChick]

Originally posted by moviefreak1980
Not James,Joshua




Yes I'm a Dawson's Creek nerd so sue me :p

I know it's Josh, but I was jk because he colored his hair blonde like James, and even though I'm assuming he's a main character in that show, James is the star and on that show in a way he'll be living in his shadow... I guess I have an odd kind of humor.

[NightHorrorChick]

Originally posted by slasherfan
Really! I never considered myself funny.

Same here. I'm just having fun :)

[captainjesus]

i picked at it!

[captainjesus]

damn it! ok, im new here, how in hell do i put a pic in my post? i just put it as an attachment, but that didnt work.

[Juice]

Originally posted by captainjesus
damn it! ok, im new here, how in hell do i put a pic in my post? i just put it as an attachment, but that didnt work.

Just write the location of you're picture between

[NightHorrorChick]

http://www.web-address-of-your-pic-here.com but the img has to be touching the address, no spaces.

[NightHorrorChick]

http://romanticmovies.about.com/library/weekly/blfreddyvsjasonpicsk.htm

[KillerKlown]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/tcm-ld/tcm_shot1l.jpg
After a full day of sunbathing, Derek regretted not using any sunblock.



http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/tob/tob_shot4l.jpg
Gandalf was enraged by the poor quality packaging of the Tomato Sauce sachets.

[KillerKlown]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/rb/rb_shot2l.jpg
The Self-Hypnosis classes were working a treat for Mia.


http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/opera/opera_shot2l.jpg
Betty had to resort to extreme measures in order to stay awake during Gigli.

[KillerKlown]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/jgth/jgth_shot2l.jpg
Bert wasn't going to share his jam doughnuts with ANYONE.



http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th8/f13th8_shot5l.jpg
Jason stopped to ask for directions but didn't realise his manhood was showing.

[slasherfan]

Ok Killer Clown is da king!!!!!!

[slasherfan]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/rb/rb_shot2l.jpg
Mia turns to hypnosis to forget the memory of Gigli!



Poor Gigli is getting alot of bashing!!!

[A.J. Hakari]

KillerKlown's donuts caption is by far the funniest one yet. :D

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th8/f13th8_shot5l.jpg

Joan Rivers schedules her plastic surgery operations to take place just around Halloween.

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/opera/opera_shot2l.jpg

And here's a snapshot from my 24-hour AIR BUD marathon...

;)

[slasherfan]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/opera/opera_shot2l.jpg
John Fallons strip show isn't going down to well judging by his audence!


http://www.joblo.com/arrow/arrowimages2/arrowfreddyvsjason.jpg
"Hey Jason, your shoelace is untied"

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/scarymovies/scream.jpg
Drew Barrymores agent has just informed her that she got the lead role in Gigli 2.

[NightHorrorChick]

LOL, these Gigli jokes are great!

[EvilDeadGirl]

Ok ok, so I had to toss in a Gigli joke too. :p

http://qrt.eggdrop.hu/gharrach/blondstars/DevonSawa/FinalDestination/FinalDestination11.jpg

"Look its that fucker that wrote Gigli...He's sooo dead."

[skweemkween]

OHMG!!!LOL!!! OK THAT ONE WAS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!

[slasherfan]

http://qrt.eggdrop.hu/gharrach/blondstars/DevonSawa/FinalDestination/FinalDestination11.jpg

A behind the scenes photo of the onlookers on the Final Destination 2 set.

[C-Desecration-]

http://www.destgulch.com/images/deliv01.jpg


The South: Take that, evolution!

[psycho path]

Originally posted by spacemonkey
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0171363/1-3.jpg

"You go that way, I go these way, maybe will find a good director for this movie somewhere around here!"

What part of the flick was that from? I recognize that hallway(Iu watched it alot)

Oh well, back to topic.

[Scully1888]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th8/f13th8_shot5l.jpg

Jason informed the three thugs that the one on the right was actually Justin Timberlake in disguise, trying to toughen up his image.

Okay, it sucks dick, so sue me. :)

[KillerKlown]

Originally posted by slasherfan
Ok Killer Clown is da king!!!!!!



Why, thanks! ;)

[spacemonkey]

http://www.creepyclips.com/pics/s057.jpg

"Dont worry Jhonny this will clear that cough of yours right up!"

http://www.creepyclips.com/pics/castle7.jpg

"Ever seen the results of a neglected mouth? This could happen to you!"

http://www.creepyclips.com/pics/su2.jpg

Half way through Gigli this poor audience member decided theres no point in going on with her life (sorry couldnt help myself)

[spacemonkey]

http://www.filmaxinternational.com/mmedia/img/BeyondRe-Animator3.jpg

"Well you tell Yuzna that if Im not on Re-animator IV ill personally stick this up his ass!"

http://www.filmaxinternational.com/mmedia/img/faust_FF_IMG0011.jpg

Ben Afflecks rejected Daredevil costume design

[KillerKlown]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/dayotd-se/dayotd-se_shot4l.jpg
Dr Logan was in for it this time - He secretly replaced Bub's favourite Motorhead album with Britney Spears.




http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/srod/srod_shot3l.jpg
Christopher failed miserably to hide the fact that he had just shit himself.

[KillerKlown]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/sod/sod_shot4l.jpg
Alex the arsonist just realised that it was his own house he had set fire to.

[slasherfan]

http://starbase.se/~xup/slasherpool/htm/reviews/stills/bloodymurder2_04.jpg

Things are looking bad for Arrow In The Heads fanclub!

[spacemonkey]

Hey Killerklown, I loved those pics from old Hammer films! Great stuff! Funny too. Heres some more..

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/waxwork-r2se/waxwork-r2se_shot5l.jpg

"Fucking college kids wanted to cover my house in toilet paper! Ha! I showed them!"

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/spm/spm_shot1l.jpg

"Damn! This contacts are soooo irritating!"

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/spm/spm_shot2l.jpg

"You know...if you sleep like this you can add 10 years to your life. You know who taught me that? Keith Richards of the rolling stones.."

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by slasherfan
http://qrt.eggdrop.hu/gharrach/blondstars/DevonSawa/FinalDestination/FinalDestination11.jpg

A behind the scenes photo of the onlookers on the Final Destination 2 set. Ok, that and the 'doughnut' one have to be the most hilarious ever.

[electriclite]

Originally posted by KillerKlown
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/dz/dz_shot4l.jpg





NURSE! NURSE! THE ACID FLASHBACKS ARE COMING BACK!!!! NUUUURSE!!!

[Jon Lyrik]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/tcm-ld/tcm_shot1l.jpg

Hey man! You look familiar...

[ERIN_LoJ]

disregard, fixing bugs in this thing

http://www.pitofhorror.com/features/cujogrowls.jpg

Don't tell me that's generic dog food you're trying to sneak into my bowl

[C-Desecration-]

http://205.134.162.76/mp/2002_Blade_II/2002_blade_2_003.jpg
The Cosby Show is back . . .
. . . with a vengeance!


http://205.134.162.76/mp/2002_Blade_II/2002_blade_2_017.jpg
Emotions ran high when, during a One Color support group for racial equality, Nomak allegedly began chanting "It's hammer time!" at Mr. Snipes.


http://205.134.162.76/mp/2002_Blade_II/2002_blade_2_008.jpg
Scud's attempt at describing the act of intercourse to a befuddled Blade and Nyssa largely failed.


http://205.134.162.76/mp/2002_Blade_II/2002_blade_2_015.jpg
" We're in the trash chute, Luke!"
The first picture from 2003's 'Star Wars' remake didn't go over well with the movie public.


http://205.134.162.76/mp/2002_Blade_II/2002_blade_2_018.jpg
Blade always knew that, one day, his blindness would come back and bite him in the ass*


*. . . think about that one for a second. It'll come . . .

[spacemonkey]

.

[captainjesus]

http://205.134.162.76/mp/2002_Blade_II/2002_blade_2_018.jpg
Blade always knew that, one day, his blindness would come back and bite him in the ass*


*. . . think about that one for a second. It'll come . . . [/B][/QUOTE]


ok, that one kicked ass!

[captainjesus]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/spm/spm_shot2l.jpg

say what you want about the cast of the new Batman movie, but its still better than Batmand & Robin


http://www.filmaxinternational.com/mmedia/img/BeyondRe-Animator3.jpg

no Ted, i dont want any spanish fly.


http://www.destgulch.com/images/deliv01.jpg

if you dont talk to your kids about incest, who will?


http://qrt.eggdrop.hu/gharrach/blondstars/DevonSawa/FinalDestination/FinalDestination22.jpg

oh to be young and have an imagionary girlfriend.

http://qrt.eggdrop.hu/gharrach/blondstars/DevonSawa/FinalDestination/FinalDestination03.jpg

uh, dad. could you put some pants on please?


http://www.badmovies.org/movies/bodymelt/bodymelt2.jpg

once again, there is noodles in Bob's vomit


http://www.suite101.com/userfiles/4439/salmslot.jpg

dad finally found out that Timmy was ordering porn on the internet


http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/scarymovies/scream.jpg

Charlies Angels 3? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.angelfire.com/movies/bensfamoushorror/hal2.jpg

hehehehe...boobs



I FINALLY GOT IT!!!

[Greg1066]

Man - so many funny captions!

My favorites, though are the sneeze, Gandalf and the ketsup, and Blade learning about sex.

[slasherfan]

http://www.chud.com/chudvd/reviews/images9/fright8.jpg
"NO...... MORE.......GIGLI.....CAN'T...... TAKE...... IT..... ANY......MORE"

[C-Desecration-]

http://romanticmovies.about.com/library/graphics/donnie3.jpg
" Elvis? Is that you? Elvis?"


http://romanticmovies.about.com/library/graphics/donnie5.jpg
It's another Easter . . .
. . . to the extreme!!!


http://romanticmovies.about.com/library/graphics/donnie6.jpg
Word of mouth downed the first conceptual image of Wilson from the hit movie Cast Away


http://romanticmovies.about.com/library/graphics/donnie9.jpg
"What do you mean you don't like my new script? Come on! A killer slinky! How cool is that? Look, look at it killing me! Argh, Ugh . . ."
Jake didn't take kindly to Noah's refusal to be in his first picture, The Winding Terror.


http://romanticmovies.about.com/library/graphics/donnie2.jpg
Donnie: " Why does he keep following me?"
Gretchen: " Just give him his watch back, Donnie."
(offscreen--singing) : I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!*


* Again, think about it . . . if you've seen Donnie Darko, you'll know what I'm talking about

[NightHorrorChick]

http://www.evildeadites.homestead.com/files/006.JPG

What are you doing?! That's NOT how u do it!

[slasherfan]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/spm/spm_shot1l.jpg

Mark came prepared for the Barbra Strisand Movie Marrathon.

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/dz/dz_shot4l.jpg

"This fire...can only be quenched...with more cowbell."

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/dayotd-se/dayotd-se_shot4l.jpg

There would be no other point in history so terrifying as the time Bub thought it was gettin' hot in here and took off all his clothes.

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thebrain/thebrain1.jpg

"Give Uncle Scrotor a hug!"

[Scully1888]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/dz/dz_shot4l.jpg

Stanley found out the hard way that washing down a bowl of chilli with a tall glass of gasoline was not the best of ideas.

[Alex Cross Fan]

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/7954_001.jpg


Oh shit! A 24 hour Boy Meets World marathon!

[C-Desecration-]

http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2000_Requiem_for_a_Dream/marlon_wayans_jared_leto_requiem_for_a_dream_001.j pg
After a heavy Q&A session with the owner of the photograph, Mr. Dan Whitley, it was observed that there was, in fact, no alien.*


http://www.opuszine.com/media/movie_reviews/stills/large/requiemforadream01.jpg
" So, like . . . wow. Look at all the stars."
" That's a ceiling."
" Oh . . . so, like . . . look at all the ceiling."


http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2000_Requiem_for_a_Dream/ellen_burstyn_requiem_for_a_dream_001.jpg
" Do you like scary movies?"
Dimension, eventually, came to appreciate their decision to re-cast the role of Sydney.


http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2000_Requiem_for_a_Dream/jennifer_connelly_requiem_for_a_dream_001.jpg
Jennifer Connelley was stunned when no one commented on her thorn neck-piece. So was later sent to the hospital.
We wish her all the best.


http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2000_Requiem_for_a_Dream/marlon_wayans_requiem_for_a_dream_001.jpg
Mr. Wayans was apparently "shocked and confused" when he allegedly glued his hands together with a powerful adhesive. No word yet on the status of his penis, which was found - but thankfully removed - clasped in his palms.


*I seem to have this each time, hmm? Anyways, look hard at the picture . . . you'll get it

[X-Nightcrawler]

Hehehe..."Look at all the ceiling"Good one.

http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2000_Requiem_for_a_Dream/marlon_wayans_requiem_for_a_dream_001.jpg
"Not...doing...Scary...Movie...3...P...G...13...can 't...allow...that"

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/dayotd-se/dayotd-se_shot4l.jpg

"What do you mean they didn't get A.J.'s Talking Heads caption?"

[NightHorrorChick]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/dayotd-se/dayotd-se_shot4l.jpg

::singing::
"To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drip down my..."
"down my what?!"

[slasherfan]

[B]http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/dayotd-se/dayotd-se_shot4l.jpg

"This tape will self distruct in 5 seconds"

[spacemonkey]

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes7/youngfrank143.jpeg

"Hey, stop feeling me up man, I aint a fudge packer!"

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes7/youngfrank175.jpeg

"Dont worry Franky my boy! Well get some hear on that bald head of yours yet!"

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes5/SixthSense45.jpeg

One girls reaction after seeing Freddie Prinzes Jrs latest film.

[Jon Lyrik]

http://205.134.162.76/mp/2002_Blade_II/2002_blade_2_003.jpg

Say The Art of War one more time, motherfucker!

[Jon Lyrik]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/dayotd-se/dayotd-se_shot4l.jpg

AHHHHH! N'Sync! It is killing me...oh, wait...

[Jon Lyrik]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/opera/opera_shot2l.jpg

When a woman was about to turn off a NOES movie, Freddy's short-tempered little cousin was around and wanted to watch it.

[spacemonkey]

Aahh, Come on people stop being so lazy and use new pics, dont re-use the same pics over and over again...

[C-Desecration-]

http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2000_Final_Destination/devon_sawa_final_destination_001.jpg
" So my little brother found the shrink-ray. I think it'd be best if we watch ourselves. He might-"
" Dude! DUDE! There's a plane flying into your computer!"


http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1095399/FinalDestination-photo_06_hires.jpg
" Go on!"
" But . . . but I-"
" Just do it! The game board's broken, so-"
" I can't, I-"
" DO IT GODDAMMIT!"
Sawa, Larter, and Todd resorted to desperate measures after their Operation! game board was left out in the rain.


http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2000_Final_Destination/kerr_smith_final_destination_002.jpg
Here we see Kerr Smith on one of his routine stops at the train yard.
" Yeah, I like parking on railroad tracks. So what? There's a nice breeze, air's good, everything is just--AHHHHHHH!"


http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2000_Final_Destination/sean_william_scott_final_destination_001.jpg
The very first photograph of the ellusive Big Foot.


http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2000_Final_Destination/ali_larter_final_destination_001.jpg
" Why would death be after us, why-"
" Ali!"
" What?"
" Your . . . hair!"
" My wha-" *gags*
The controversial "hair death" was eventually removed from Final Destination.

[Ferriman's Girl]

http://up4u.net/pic/wrong_turn/wrongturn08.jpg

Now they learn that a family get together was a bad idea.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0303816/cabin_fever_02_300dpi.jpg

Looks like that face creme only made things worse.

[MacReady]

Originally posted by spacemonkey
Aahh, Come on people stop being so lazy and use new pics, dont re-use the same pics over and over again...

I can't really think of anything funny but I can find different pictures so I'll be the guy that get new pictures for the schmoes to make fun of. This batch will be from movies on MST3K.


http://www.badmovies.org/movies/laserblast/laserblast3.jpg

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/yuccaflats/yuccaflats7.jpg

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/zaat/zaat3.jpg

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos2.jpg

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killershrews/killershrews5.jpg

[A.J. Hakari]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0303816/cabin_fever_02_300dpi.jpg

Warning: drinking new Pepsi Blue may result in serious side effects.

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/laserblast/laserblast3.jpg

"Screw you, Maltin! Even I thought this movie sucked!"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/yuccaflats/yuccaflats7.jpg

Long-lost footage from the original, 1943 version of FIGHT CLUB, starring Tor Johnson as Bob, was recently discovered.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/zaat/zaat3.jpg

"Call me Swamp Thing one more time! I dare you!"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos2.jpg

Torgo knew it was useless, but his insistence on becoming a male model just warmed the Master's heart.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killershrews/killershrews5.jpg

Needless to say, the Taco Bell dog's film career ended before it even started.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Youre a thought thief!!! I was going to do the Fight Club one!!

[A.J. Hakari]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
Youre a thought thief!!! I was going to do the Fight Club one!!

:D

j/k

[X-Nightcrawler]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/laserblast/laserblast3.jpg

"I believe you...but my UBER PROTON ZOTON MEGATON cannon doesn't!"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/yuccaflats/yuccaflats7.jpg

"TORITO!" (only for those who've seen the very mexican "Nosotros los pobres" (Us the poor) with Pedro Infante)

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/zaat/zaat3.jpg

First pic of Dimension's "Donnie Darko 2: Frank's Cousin" where Frank's relative goes in a killing spree.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos2.jpg

(thinking) "Thirty seven...thirty eight...thirty nine! I have thirty nine teeth!"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killershrews/killershrews5.jpg

The new Howling movie features state of the art CGI smartly mixed with prosthetics to create the most terrifying beast ever filmed.

[X-Nightcrawler]

http://romanticmovies.about.com/library/graphics/donnie3.jpg

I wonder what she's mailing John Fallon...

Think and look closely.

[MacReady]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
http://romanticmovies.about.com/library/graphics/donnie3.jpg

I wonder what she's mailing John Fallon...

Think and look closely.

That's fucking brilliant man! Also for some reason I seem to get an extra kick out of the MST3K ones (I'll post other in awhile). BTW did anybody else get A.J. Hakari Maltin joke?

[X-Nightcrawler]

http://www.creepyclips.com/pics/s057.jpg
Bitch! Didn't like Final Destination...I showed her.

Hehe, thanks MacReady!

[slasherfan]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/halloweenr/halloweenr_shot2l.jpg
"make love to me like you used to michael

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/halloweenr/halloweenr_shot3l.jpg
" I'm going to fucking kill my agent for this!"

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/halloweenr/halloweenr_eshot1l.jpg
" I really didn't have any idea what I was doing...

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/halloweenr/halloweenr_shot4l.jpg
" I can't believe Rick lost the only script, it has to be around here somewhere!"

[slasherfan]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1095399/FinalDestination-photo_06_hires.jpg
"No I Will NOT make love to his body"

http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2000_Final_Destination/sean_william_scott_final_destination_001.jpg
" Dude, where's My Brain?"

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by slasherfan
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/halloweenr/halloweenr_eshot1l.jpg
" I really didn't have any idea what I was doing...
Classic.

[Psychocandy]

http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/images/img_1000corpses_f.jpg

"I said a little off the top you fucking maniac!!! Now i'm gonna sue your ass!!!"

http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/images/img_1000corpses_b.jpg

"About this script, Rob. I really think it needs a scene where I fuck a dead dog in the ass."

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/images/img_1000corpses_b.jpg

"Dammit, I said I didn't want to play Chop-Top anymore!"

[X-Nightcrawler]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1095399/FinalDestination-photo_06_hires.jpg
"What do you mean I wasn't dressed like this in the actual movie?"

[A.J. Hakari]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1095399/FinalDestination-photo_06_hires.jpg

The filmmakers behind ALIVE found little success in the field of buffet restaurants.

[GrimKnife101]

Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0303816/cabin_fever_02_300dpi.jpg

Warning: drinking new Pepsi Blue may result in serious side effects.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love you man! Pepsi Blue is NASTAY!

[Scully1888]

(CLICK HERE TO SEE IMAGE) (http://www.joblo.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=1045970)

THE SCHMOES' REACTION TO HELL-O-WEEN WAS CLEAR.

[hate m all]

http://www.carfax-abbey.com/gallery/films/suspiria20.jpg

stop screaming, you wanted a piercing, you're gonna get one, grandma

[Andrew Tom]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos2.jpg

Arrow's new look shocked everyone.

[slasherfan]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killershrews/killershrews5.jpg

Things went from bad to worse on Wes Cravens Cursed.

[Dead Halloween]

http://www.janglersweb.com/myers/h20b.jpg
"I need to use... the toilet... right... NOW!"

[A.J. Hakari]

Originally posted by GrimKnife101
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love you man! Pepsi Blue is NASTAY!

I was a bit of a hypocrite with that caption...I actually like the stuff. :(:eek:

[slasherfan]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/halloweenr/halloweenr_eshot2l.jpg
"we lost and intire two weeks of filming because Rick forgot to take the lens cap off"

[KillerKlown]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/dayotd-se/dayotd-se_shot3l.jpg
The good doctor had looked for his new Rolex everywhere...



http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/hotld/hotld_shot1l.jpg
"Use fluoride dentine with bicarbonate of soda, for a winning smile just like mine!"



http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/khour/khour_shot1l.jpg
"Hey guys, can you believe his dick is this thick? Can you imagine what you could do with that?"

[Jon Lyrik]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/halloweenr/halloweenr_eshot1l.jpg

NURSE!

[X-Nightcrawler]

http://www.janglersweb.com/myers/h20b.jpg
ACK! This mirror's cursed!!!

[hate m all]

TALK ABOUT A BAD HAIRDAYhttp://img-tbhl.theonering.net/badtaste/images/filmshots/FILMS010 http://img-tbhl.theonering.net/badtaste/images/filmshots/FILMS011.jpg

[slasherfan]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/blob88/blob88_shot2l.jpg
"Tell me the truth doc, will I ever walk again?"

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/buffys1/buffys1_shot3l.jpg
No I will NOT got out on a date with you mr.arrow, stop asking!!"

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th3/f13th3_shot7l.jpg
Andy needed help pulling himself together after his yoga classes.

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th4/f13th4_shot3l.jpg
"Did you touch my secret stash of drugs corey?"

[slasherfan]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th5/f13th5_shot2l.jpg
Joey is going to feel stupid when he wakes up and relises he's covered in ketchup.

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th5/f13th5_shot3l.jpg
Marks girlfriend made sure he went through no pain while they went to see Gigli.

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th5/f13th5_shot4l.jpg
A rare peek at Arrows bedroom.

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th6/f13th6_shot2l.jpg
"what the.....!!"

[X-Nightcrawler]

DAMN YOU SLASHERFAN!! Ive been wanting to take the Blob's images out of my head.

[slasherfan]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th6/f13th6_shot5l.jpg
Jason heads out to find the MPAA

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th6/f13th6_shot5l.jpg
"I like big butts and I can not lie......"

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th7/f13th7_shot5l.jpg
"Excuse me, you dropped this earlier, hey, why are you running away?"

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th8/f13th8_shot2l.jpg
Jason wakes up confused after a hard night of drinking.

[KillerKlown]

Originally posted by slasherfan
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th8/f13th8_shot2l.jpg
Jason wakes up confused after a hard night of drinking.



LOL, that was class!

[slasherfan]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th8/f13th8_shot8l.jpg
"Oh great, who's going to clean up this mess?"

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/noes2/noes2_shot7l.jpg
Jesse stops for a minute and ponders why his Saturday nights are always free.

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/pn/pn_shot6l.jpg
"Someday everyone else is going to look back at this and laugh... at us.."

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0324216/texaschain_0354.jpg
The group begins to regreat picking up the hitch hiker after her period got out of control in the back of the van.

[Ferriman's Girl]

http://www.hallewood.com/GOTHIKA - FACE.jpg

Can't sleep...James Bond sequel's will eat me...

http://www.bokadoinferno.hpg.ig.com.br/romepeige/cabin/18.jpg

Every woman's worst nightmare.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0251736/1

WAZAP!!!

[Dead Halloween]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th8/f13th8_shot8l.jpg
"Tell me the truth, does this shirt makes me look fat?"

[MacReady]

Today's theme is Troma

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sgtkabuki/sgtkabuki7.jpg

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger2.jpg

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/tromeo/tromeo2.jpg

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/cannibalm/cannibalm5.jpg

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/terrorfirmer/terrorfirmer4.jpg

[Dr Satan]

[ing]http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=63299&perpage=40&pagenumber=2/img]

A GIGLI audience member wanted to hang herelf but had inherited the films braincells
(you'll get it)

[Dr Satan]

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=63299&perpage=40&pagenumber=2

A GIGLI audience member wanted to hang herelf but had inherited the films braincells
(you'll get it)

[Dr Satan]

shit didn't work, dnt kno how the fuk to get images from DVD thingy

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sgtkabuki/sgtkabuki7.jpg

*insert "guy who made GIGLI" joke here*

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger2.jpg

Jeff's day at the gym was going just fine, until he caught sight of Rush Limbaugh doing naked squat thrusts in front of the mirror.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/tromeo/tromeo2.jpg

Yup, just your average Tuesday night at the Hakari household...

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/cannibalm/cannibalm5.jpg

"We're Knights of the Round Table!...aww shit, wrong movie..."

And for another Monty Python quip...

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/terrorfirmer/terrorfirmer4.jpg [/B][/QUOTE]

Somehow, Troma's remake of THE MEANING OF LIFE just wasn't as successful as the original.

[electriclite]

Originally posted by slasherfan
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/blob88/blob88_shot2l.jpg




Much to the chef's surprise his lasagna-shaped-like-an-elderly-man was a HUGE hit at the horror convention.

[Alex Cross Fan]

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/cannibalm/cannibalm5.jpg

You can dance if you want to
You can leave your friends behind
But if friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
They ain't no friends of mine...

[Andrew Tom]

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/terrorfirmer/terrorfirmer4.jpg

Schmoes finally caught Harry Knowles and gave him what he deserved.

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th8/f13th8_shot2l.jpg

"Remember, Jason...DiCaprio dies at midnight..."

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/angryred/angryred5.jpg

"I'll bet she gives great helmet."

You're my friend for life if you get that reference. :D

[EvilDeadGirl]

Nice SpaceBalls reference there Adam J. Hakari :)

[A.J. Hakari]

Originally posted by EvilDeadGirl
Nice SpaceBalls reference there Adam J. Hakari :)

I'm always here to help in that department. :cool:

[captainjesus]

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/cannibalm/cannibalm5.jpg

Let's build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Tom or we can name him George!
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!

[captainjesus]

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/terrorfirmer/terrorfirmer4.jpg

See! I’m not the only one that doesn't like Michael Moore!

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/angryred/angryred5.jpg

The effects of early LSD testing in the military

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th8/f13th8_shot8l.jpg

Jason's always been a little sensitive about his weight..

http://www.bokadoinferno.hpg.ig.com.br/romepeige/cabin/18.jpg

ummm, honey, we defiantly aren't having sex tonight

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0324216/texaschain_0354.jpg

Tension grew in the van when no one would confess to the fart that smelled like bad eggs

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/pn/pn_shot6l.jpg

In highschool, Gunther was voted as the class's worst nazi

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/noes2/noes2_shot7l.jpg

uhh, I'm not gay!

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th6/f13th6_shot5l.jpg

You want this where?!?

[slasherfan]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/trollii/trolliivid1-ic.jpg

"This movie is killing her career! Then it's going to kill mine! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!"

You'll have to of seen Troll 2 to fully under stand the above joke.


http://www.badmovies.org/movies/trollii/trollii5.jpg

Joshua hasn't been able to find the toilet.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/trollii/trollii4.jpg

"I still don't understand why everyone thinks we're gay"


http://www.badmovies.org/movies/trollii/trollii1.jpg
Joshua went to extream measures to get out of gym class.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/trollii/trollii2.jpg
OH MY GOD!!! It's Goblin spelled backwords!!!!!

[NightHorrorChick]

http://www.bokadoinferno.hpg.ig.com.br/romepeige/cabin/18.jpg

Extra absorbant Tampons my ass!

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/nz/noes2/noes2_shot7l.jpg

::Jesse makes this expression when his mother open's the door telling him to turn down the movie he's watching and then says...::

Grady, get up, we're busted!

[NightHorrorChick]

Well, my pic doesn't show, but it's the one with Jesse that was posted above.

[superman28]

dude's those RULE!! dont stop now make some more!

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/whiteworm/whiteworm6.jpg

"I told you, not when I'm watching 'Trading Spaces,' dammit!"

[Alex Cross Fan]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/voodooacad/voodooacad4.jpg


A rare look at a controversial deleted scene from Jeepers Creepers 2.

[NightHorrorChick]

Alex Cross Fan, what movie is that really from??

[MacReady]

Originally posted by NightHorrorChick
Alex Cross Fan, what movie is that really from??

It's from Voodoo Academy.

Today's theme is all things Cronenberg.

http://www.retrocrush.com/scary/Scanners.gif

http://www.chud.com/graphics3/videodrome.jpg

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/nakedlunch/nakedlunch5.jpg

http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/zelazny/119/images/fly86/009.jpg

http://www.filmkultura.iif.hu/1999/articles/profiles/images/crone/crone02.jpg

[NightHorrorChick]

Thanks!

http://www.retrocrush.com/scary/Scanners.gif

Kablooey!

or

There once was a sick Kangaroo, who always went achoo, one day he did it in bed, and blew up his head, and I hope this never happens to you!


http://www.filmkultura.iif.hu/1999/articles/profiles/images/crone/crone02.jpg [/B][/QUOTE]

Hunny, I know u want to be more frisky in the bedroom, but can u do it without getting blood all over my clothes?

[C-Desecration-]

http://www.chud.com/graphics3/videodrome.jpg

" No, no, no! You come out! O-U-T!"
A frustrated Watts begins to see why under-age girls shouldn't drink.


. . . just think about that for a sec'

[spacemonkey]

http://www.art-f-x.com/graphics/1000/13.jpg

The new designs for Capt. Hook in the new Peter Pan remake.

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/4010_013.jpg

"Whats that guys? Oh just make up whatever dialogue you want, well just fix it in post production, dont worry about it!"

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/7954_c005.jpg

"Damn Ketchup bottles never seem to work right!"

[GrimKnife101]

Originally posted by NightHorrorChick
http://www.bokadoinferno.hpg.ig.com.br/romepeige/cabin/18.jpg

Extra absorbant Tampons my ass!

LLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

[GrimKnife101]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
http://www.janglersweb.com/myers/h20b.jpg
ACK! This mirror's cursed!!!
LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

ThereWolf posted this same one in the General Movie Talk, Funny Captions topic a few months ago;

http://www.carfax-abbey.com/gallery/films/fright.jpg
Man, That soup is hot!!!

[NightHorrorChick]

The producers of Urban Legends decided not to make Rebecca Gayhart's character a vampire

http://www.carfax-abbey.com/gallery/films/fright.jpg

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.retrocrush.com/scary/Scanners.gif

Roy learned the hard way what would happen if he listened to "Michael Bolton Raps."

http://www.chud.com/graphics3/videodrome.jpg

Scientists work around the clock to determine just how large Angelina Jolie's lips have really become.

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/nakedlunch/nakedlunch5.jpg

Patrick, the starfish from "SpongeBob SquarePants," meets a horrible end.

http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/zelazny/119/images/fly86/009.jpg

Joan Rivers was warned about doing red-carpet interviews without her make-up.

http://www.filmkultura.iif.hu/1999/articles/profiles/images/crone/crone02.jpg

"Come on, we never play EVIL DEAD anymore!"

[Hans, wihout Franz]

[slasherfan]

http://www.retrocrush.com/scary/Scanners.gif
Arrow thinks hard about the Plot to Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

[spacemonkey]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0317676/2.jpg

"If you keep messing up this shot, just so you can lick my ear again, I will have to get medieval on you ass!"

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0317676/5.jpg

"Stay right were you are Uwe Boll, this disaster of a movie has gone far enough...it ends tonight!"

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/brain006.jpg

Reports of giant mutated sperm attacking the city folk started to flood the police station late last evening.

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/88skeltn.jpg

An unidentified body was found in the middle of the Mohavi desert with this note on its hand: "Im not getting of this pole until someone releases House of a thousand Corpses...even if it kills me!"

[EvilDeadGirl]

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/88skeltn.jpg

Always look on the bright side of life! -wistle wistle wistle-

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

ThereWolf posted this same on in the General Movie Talk's "Funny Captions" Topic.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/leprechaun/leprechaun6.jpg
Tonight On Fox: When Breakfast Cereal Mascots Attack!

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos5.jpg

Allegations of Governor Schwarzenneger's past gropings continue to pour out.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos6.jpg

"For the last time, I'm not the guy on the Rocky Roccoco logo!"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/pupmaster/pupmaster7.jpg

"That's right, ladies; I'm all hands!" *cue rimshot*

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/q/q6.jpg

"Yeah, Uma Thurman is trying to kill me! Can you believe it?"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ticks/ticks1.jpg

"What do you mean I'm in HOUSE OF THE DEAD?!"

[Quiver]

Ok, I want to see if I can get this to work

http://personal.inet.fi/cool/leffamaailma/topten/leatherface.jpg

"What? Excuse me?! What do you mean you ordered a vegetarian pizza!!!"

Cool! I got it to work!:)

[A.J. Hakari]

http://personal.inet.fi/cool/leffamaailma/topten/leatherface.jpg

Sure, he would eventually kill you, but Leatherface still brought the house to tears with his rendition of "The Way We Were."

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by GrimKnife101
LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!
*gets nervous* Ou! My first compliment!!

[Tagia_Romero]

http://www.creepyclips.com/pics/su2.jpg

"That's gotta hurt, Gene!"

[Tagia_Romero]

http://www.filmkultura.iif.hu/1999/articles/profiles/images/crone/crone02.jpg

"Fancy a shag?"

[Tagia_Romero]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th8/f13th8_shot2l.jpg

"Daddy, there's a Jason on our ship!"

or

"Okay, something long and cold slithering up my trousers is NOT a good thing."

[Tagia_Romero]

http://www.creepyclips.com/pics/dracback.jpg

"Who taxed my lipstick?"

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th8/f13th8_shot2l.jpg

"Dammit, if no one's going to make GHOST SHIP interesting, I will!"

[X-Nightcrawler]

Classic Aj!

http://www.filmkultura.iif.hu/1999/articles/profiles/images/crone/crone02.jpg

Man: "Ugh...Cheryl called...she wants her deadite looks back"

[electriclite]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th8/f13th8_shot2l.jpg


Jason's newest foray: Calendar model.

Say hello to Mr. February

[electriclite]

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/3610_001_thumb.jpg


Unfortunately for the teenagers of Elm Street, Freddy's short-lived attempt at fashion modeling never really paid off.

[Tagia_Romero]

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/3610_001_thumb.jpg

"Freddy, babe, you gotta start taking pride in yourself, because if you keep that jibby up, youre never gonna make it as a model."

[A.J. Hakari]

And from the stupid joke files...

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/3610_001_thumb.jpg

"Hey, Freddy! You're lookin' sharp!"

Ba-dum tss.

[Scully1888]

http://www.chud.com/graphics3/videodrome.jpg

Changing the channel at the last minute and trapping her proved to be Samara's downfall.

[NightHorrorChick]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th8/f13th8_shot2l.jpg

"Daddy, there's a Jason on our ship!"

or

"Okay, something long and cold slithering up my trousers is NOT a good thing."

"Okay, something long and cold is sithering in my trousers... oh wait... that's just me."

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by NightHorrorChick
"Okay, something long and cold is sithering in my trousers... oh wait... that's just me."

ROTFLMAO! Good show!

[NightHorrorChick]

bump... anyone got any new pics?
thanks Tajia_Romero, glad u like it :)

[MacReady]

Originally posted by NightHorrorChick
bump... anyone got any new pics?

How about some zombies?

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/aliendead/aliendead2.jpg

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/zombie/zombie4.jpg

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dawndead/dawndead7.jpg

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deadalive/deadalive8.jpg

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/returndead/returndead7.jpg

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/aliendead/aliendead2.jpg

Jeff learned the hard way what would happen if you cut in front of Rush Limbaugh at the buffet line on All-You-Can-Eat Ribs Night.

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/zombie/zombie4.jpg

"Don't worry! I saw this in TOMB RAIDER 2!"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dawndead/dawndead7.jpg

Every day, Frank Gifford woke up to the horrifying fact that, yes, he was still married to Kathie Lee.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deadalive/deadalive8.jpg

"Hurry! The CABIN FEVER Lookalike Photo Shoot is starting soon!"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/returndead/returndead7.jpg

*insert Joan Rivers joke here*

[spacemonkey]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dawndead/dawndead7.jpg

As Joe watched late night TV he realized that Conan O Brien was getting a little too stupid tonight.

http://movies.fantasticfactory.com/dagon/Dagon/images/26.jpg

"So Tarantino chose that slut Thurman over me, I mean look at me, this yellow suit looks just as good on me dont it?"

http://movies.fantasticfactory.com/dagon/Dagon/images/30.jpg

Jamies reaction when she found out what she had to pay for pop-corn and a soda at her local movie theater.

http://movies.fantasticfactory.com/dagon/Dagon/images/4.jpg

"Hey honey, this new antenna you bought for the tv really sucks!"

[Dead Halloween]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/angryred/angryred5.jpg
"I practice safe sex"

[Tagia_Romero]

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/zombie/zombie4.jpg

Shark: "I'm getting too old for this shit."

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/screamers/screamers7.jpg

"When Red Lobster Attacks"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/silentnight/silentnight7.jpg

For some reason, Rob Zombie's Christmas special wasn't as big of a hit with the kids as he expected.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/squirm/squirm4.jpg

Even though he was now dead, Fred was still relieved to learn that his heartburn had subsided.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/tingler/tingler7.jpg

"Catch it before it has a chance to make DREAMCATCHER 2!"

[spacemonkey]

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/zombie/zombie4.jpg

"Yeah Im humping a shark! And Im a zombie! And were underwater! Uh! Uh! Uh! Wooo-hooo!"

Bestiality and Necrophilia all in the same post! Wow, this thread is amazing!

[captainjesus]

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/zombie/zombie4.jpg


what fucking movie is this from?!

[KillerKlown]

Originally posted by captainjesus
what fucking movie is this from?!



The late, great Lucio Fulci's Zombie

[spacemonkey]

Yup thats from Zombie and that specific sequence makes the whole movie for me worth while, I mean a zombie attacking a shark...not only that but actually trying to eat it? Thats genius! And totally unheard off! It was such an original sequence that it blew me out of the water the first time I saw it.

[Tagia_Romero]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/tingler/tingler7.jpg

"George, how many times have I told you to keep your leech in at night?"

[KillerKlown]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dawndead/dawndead7.jpg

Rodger awoke to find that Andie MacDowell's promises on the Loreal anti-aging skincream advertisements were a crock of shit.

[KillerKlown]

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/zombie/zombie4.jpg


Bert was determined not to let the shark get away with his brand new Rolex.

[Scully1888]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dawndead/dawndead7.jpg

Susie's necrophiliac blow job was going fine until the corpse woke up.

[KillerKlown]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/q/q6.jpg


Bobby demonstrated his preferred hand technique for having a wank.

[C-Desecration-]

http://a744.g.akamai.net/6/744/582/000/images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1707390.jpg

Mannequin staring contests have hit an all-time high.


http://a744.g.akamai.net/6/744/582/000/images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1707391.jpg

Chucky realized his surgery wasn't going the way he planned . . .
. . . but it was too late


http://a744.g.akamai.net/6/744/582/000/images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1707392.jpg

Adam's mail-order brive arrived a day earlier then he expected.


http://a744.g.akamai.net/6/744/582/000/images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1707394.jpg

. . . what really happened to Elvis.

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/zombie/zombie4.jpg

"No way, buddy! You're not getting out of JAWS 5 that easily!"

[ERIN_LoJ]

Aw poor shark. LOL that was classic

[Jess]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deadalive/deadalive8.jpg

"Paquita, I'm going to need a length of rope, two-way tape, and...some Taco Bell."

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/zombie/zombie4.jpg

"No way, buddy! You're not getting out of JAWS 5 that easily!" LMAO!!! CLASSIC!!

[tightywhitey411]

Adam J. Hakari, what movie is that pic from?

[BorderEevilIII]

http://www.fast-rewind.com/amwerewolf4.jpg
(i'm maaaakin it....this time in life i'm taking it........no more..........)
YES, I confess thats me singing on that record, now PLEASE put it AWAY!


http://www.fast-rewind.com/elephantman1.jpg
Michael Jackson is gonna do what?!?!?!

http://www.fast-rewind.com/elvira1.jpg
Whew Hoo! Gina Gershon ya heart out!

http://www.fast-rewind.com/frightnight3.jpg
I say REPENT you filthy beast REPENT!

http://www.fast-rewind.com/halloweenii3.jpg
What?!?!! I have to go back down?
DAMMIT!

http://www.fast-rewind.com/nightmareelmst1.jpg
Tearing the warning tags off of matresses is a serious offense young lady...

http://www.fast-rewind.com/reanimator2.jpg
HA HA.....jokes over, Now wheres my body?

http://www.fast-rewind.com/scanners3.jpg
COMIN Next Week on Scare Tactics...

[BorderEevilIII]

http://www.fast-rewind.com/teenwolf3.jpg
Bueller? Is THAT You?

http://www.fast-rewind.com/terminator1.jpg
You weel vote fer reecal and I weel be Governor of the state of Cali-fornia...

http://70s.fast-rewind.com/clockworkorange4.jpg
Wedding Planner, Angel Eyes, Selena but NOT Gigli!!!!!!!

[A.J. Hakari]

Originally posted by tightywhitey411
Adam J. Hakari, what movie is that pic from?

Which one, the shark/zombie one? If so, that'd be from ZOMBIE.

[spacemonkey]

http://www.wingkong.net/newpics/raiden.jpg

"Hey I feel my pubic hair standing on end!"

http://www.wingkong.net/newpics/thun3.jpg

"Aggrgh! No more Howling sequels!"

http://www.wingkong.net/newpics/wildman.jpg

"Chewbacca took to drinking hard liquor and drugs after the star wars saga ended...sadly it all went downhill from there.."

http://www.staylace.com/films/plan9/plan9_108.jpg

"Aaaargh, you stupid baldy, you straped it on to tight! I...cant...breath....!"

http://www.fast-rewind.com/frightnight3.jpg

"Hey this cross says made in Japan behind it! Japanese dont believe in Jesus...hmmm..thats weird."

[spacemonkey]

.

[KillerKlown]

http://www.fast-rewind.com/amwerewolf4.jpg
The weekly leg waxings were no walk in the park for 'Hairy' Herbert.

[KillerKlown]

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/zombie/zombie8.jpg
Betty LOVED getting hickeys from dead people.




http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/creepshow/creepshow6.jpg
These days, Bert was finding he used far less hairspray.

[Tagia_Romero]

http://www.fast-rewind.com/scanners3.jpg

"Let's see Knoxville and his mates try THIS one!"

[BorderEevilIII]

http://www.elokuvamaailma.net/arvostelut/scream3/scream1.jpg
RUN! Before they make us do Scream 4!

http://www.news24.com/Images/Photos/20021104101423kuns.jpg
My hair just seems so brittle, unmanageable when your just making a cameo in a horror flick. Thats why I use Clairol..........

[spacemonkey]

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes7/youngfrank112.jpeg

"Shhhh...listen, I think its another one of those Jehovahs Witnesses knocking at the door...just stay real quiet and theyll go away!"

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes7/youngfrank1.jpeg

Jerry held on to his Dukes of Hazards lunch box to the very end.

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes7/youngfrank75.jpeg

Dr. Frankenstein was allways curious as to the effects of putting your finger in the electrical socket...until he actually did it.

[SykkBoy]

http://www.art-f-x.com/graphics/1000/13.jpg


Marilyn Manson revealed his new fall lineup today at the Gap.

[SykkBoy]

http://www.carfax-abbey.com/gallery/films/fright.jpg

"um, no honey, I'm not in the mood for any sucky sucky tonight...thanks anyways..."

[Tagia_Romero]

[B]http://www.carfax-abbey.com/gallery/films/fright.jpg

"HOOTERS!"

[NightHorrorChick]

Originally posted by SykkBoy
http://www.carfax-abbey.com/gallery/films/fright.jpg

"um, no honey, I'm not in the mood for any sucky sucky tonight...thanks anyways..."

A guy said no to this?! Whoa!

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by NightHorrorChick
A guy said no to this?! Whoa!

I would due to the fact her one eyebrow is longer than the other....that would just kill the whole thrill of the sucky sucky.....

[NightHorrorChick]

Originally posted by SykkBoy
I would due to the fact her one eyebrow is longer than the other....that would just kill the whole thrill of the sucky sucky.....

lmao!

[SykkBoy]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1125642/Underworld-photo_03.jpg

"Next fuckspoon that makes a comment about my cameltoe gets shot!"

[spacemonkey]

http://www.fast-rewind.com/reanimator2.jpg

"So I got this hot date lined up for ya, its with the chick from The Brain that wouldnt die! Your gonna love it, you two have sooo much in common!"

[SykkBoy]

http://www.fast-rewind.com/reanimator2.jpg

"How about a little head? Oh man, I'm sorry, but that joke cracks me up every time. Sometimes I kill myself. Just call me Herbet West - Comedian"

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

http://www.fast-rewind.com/reanimator2.jpg
Head: What are you an idiot?!? Where the hell would I keep change for a five!?!?!?

[spacemonkey]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/phibes/phibes3.jpg

"Turn back and look at my terrafying hair do! Look at it damn you!"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/armydark/armydark1.jpg

"Ok Im sorry about Brisco Kid, now could you cut me loose?"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/barbarella/barbarella8.jpg

"Did you just say you want to name your rock and roll band after me? Ha! Why on earth would you want to name a band Duran Duran?"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/braindmg/braindmg4.jpg

The new dish at Sizzler...Spaghetti and Brain Balls.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cemeteryman/cemeteryman6.jpg

"So I got a hot date set up for ya! Its with Dr. Hill from Re-animator..you two will get along..you two got soooo much in common!"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/transylvania/transylvania7.jpg

Fortune Teller: "I see you dressesed in Blue...you look like and alien...and theres songs!"

Jeff Goldblum: "Now I know your a phony! I would never do anything like that!"

[BorderEevilIII]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/armydark/armydark5.jpg
GUESS WHO!

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killtomato/killtomato7.jpg
There's Patricia Horton! Get Her!! She drives me batty with those Albertson's commercials!


http://www.badmovies.org/movies/battlebeyond/battlebeyond7.jpg
John Boy! (whoops!) I meean What should we doooo..

[BorderEevilIII]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/theblob/theblob6.jpg
Gigli?!?!?! Unless you change your mind we are going to see From Justin To Kelly awright?

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thecar/thecar7.jpg
Ok Barbara, I'm sorry.....Will ya come outta the car now?

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathrace/deathrace2.jpg
Whaddya mean you won't sell me a ticket to "Kill Bill" do YOU know who I am?!?!?!

[BorderEevilIII]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathship/deathship2.jpg
Awright, who wants to sing Row Row Row Your Boat? Anyone?!?!

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/halloweeniii/halloweeniii3.jpg
What the HELL do ya mean Jamie Lee Curtis is not in this movie?

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/demonlover/demonlover1.jpg
Ok, lemme get this straight...you WERE on Family Ties and was Justine Bateman's BF?!?

[KillerKlown]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/phibes/phibes3.jpg
Bobby loved it when Vince shoved a finger up his ass...

[X-Nightcrawler]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathship/deathship2.jpg
[color=red][b]

Man in front: "And to your right, you'll see the very same ship where Ghost Ship was filmed"
Random man: "Lack of brains and all?"
Man in front: "You can betcha!"

[Tagia_Romero]

http://www.fast-rewind.com/reanimator2.jpg

"I can see right up your nose Gene."

[X-Nightcrawler]

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes7/youngfrank1.jpeg

X-Nightcrawler wsa NOT going to let go his FINAL DESTINATION copies.

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/phibes/phibes3.jpg

"No, I don't want to hear about how you shagged Diana Rigg on the THEATRE OF BLOOD set..."

http://www.fast-rewind.com/reanimator2.jpg

"You did WHAT with my copy of 'The Joy of Sex'?!"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/battlebeyond/battlebeyond7.jpg

"It's that BorderEevil chap...he's posting frightening Barry Bostwick pictures in the Games Forum again."

[BorderEevilIII]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/megaforce/megaforce5.jpg
Are you the great one they call King of All Schmoes? well Soon I am half way there........

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/megaforce/megaforce6.jpg
Okay, is everybody ready?
We dont wanna leave anything behind for AJ's Halloween Paaarty!

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/megaforce/megaforce8.jpg
AJ!.........AJ! Do you read me.........The B.E. III team has been spotted and is heading your way

[Juice]

Originally posted by KillerKlown
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/phibes/phibes3.jpg
Bobby loved it when Vince shoved a finger up his ass...

:D LOL he really looks that way

[Jon Lyrik]

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes7/youngfrank1.jpeg

I can't even masturbate in the privacy of my own coffin!

[Psyco Chick18]

Originally posted by slasherfan


http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th7/f13th7_shot5l.jpg
"Excuse me, you dropped this earlier, hey, why are you running away?"

God, that was so fuckin' funny!

[X-Nightcrawler]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dawndead/dawndead7.jpg

"WHERE do you plan to put THAT?"

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dawndead/dawndead7.jpg

A person's typical reaction to a first-time viewing of "Trading Spaces: Boys vs. Girls."

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th7/f13th7_shot5l.jpg

The Arrow has a very strict dress code that he imposes upon his gardeners.

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/f13th8/f13th8_shot2l.jpg

"On second thought, let us not go to Camp Crystal Lake. 'Tis a silly place."

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/megaforce/megaforce5.jpg

"Look, BorderEevil, not even I want to see myself in that tight jumpsuit! Gimme some slacks, for God's sakes!"

[NightHorrorChick]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dawndead/dawndead7.jpg

John's reaction when the doctor began to hook up a catheter.

[BorderEevilIII]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wingcmdr/wingcmdr1.jpg
Oh loook! Is'nt that AJ's house over there? ;)

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathrace/deathrace7.jpg
Awright, 200 points for patrons coming out of Gigli , 100 for From Justin To Kelly.......Got It!


http://www.badmovies.org/movies/buckaroo/buckaroo5.jpg
Haaay maaan arent you that Robocop duuude?

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wingcmdr/wingcmdr1.jpg

"Look, when I tell you to pull my finger, that's an order, DAMMIT!"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/buckaroo/buckaroo5.jpg

"Hey, Mr. Weller, some schmoes 'round these parts are kinda pissed off at you..."

[SykkBoy]

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes7/youngfrank1.jpeg

"In entertainment news, Keith Richards hits the big 1-5-0 today and the Rolling Stones prepare to launch another world wide tour"

[SykkBoy]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wingcmdr/wingcmdr1.jpg

"Look, you're off the hook since you were in Scream and SLC Punk, but if you even THINK about Summer Catch 2 I'll gut you like a fish!"

[spacemonkey]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/watchers/watchers5.jpg

"Nanook...this just isnt going to work...your a dog and Im gay"

(That ones for all you Lost Boys fans)

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/vidviolence/vidviolence4.jpg

"Then, after youve chopped it off, you take your mother in laws head and place it in he boiling water for about 20 minutes...like this..this will give your broth a more delicious tangy taste!"

[spacemonkey]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ticks/ticks6.jpg

"Ahhh! Someone replaced my oxy 10 with some sulfuric acid! AAH!"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavengerii/toxicavengerii3.jpg

"Tell me Jenny, why are you so uncomfortable around me? Is it my breath? Come on now be honest."

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavengerii/toxicavengerii2.jpg

The Janitors strike went a little too far this time...

[Alex Cross Fan]

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Dean Koontz's inital reaction after seeing his book Watchers on film.

[Alex Cross Fan]

Sorry, I fucked up the pic url on the last post.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/watchers/watchers4.jpg

Dean Koontz's inital reaction after seeing his book Watchers on film.

[SykkBoy]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/watchers/watchers4.jpg

"ACHOO..........holy shit!"