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Gluttony
10-01-2003, 10:03 PM
Most say that Plan 9 from outerspace is the worst movie of all time. Come now, it may be bad but it is enjyable and down right hilarious if your tastes swing that way.

It was yesterday that I finally saw a film worthy of the misnowmer given to Ed Wood's classic, the Creeping Terror.

Has anybody seen it? Its horrible! And so damn funny! Two monsters that look like hairy dildos go around and eat people (by that, I mean that people climb into their mouths) while more than half of the dialogue was ruined and a monotonous narration attempts to fill in the blanks. All of this makes about as much sense as an upside down toilet and worse yet, anybody willing to shoot the monsters, they must get right upt to it so they can be horrifyingly given the chance to dive into their mouths! The horror as the monster even sounds like it gags on one.

Oh, Lord. Stop it before I explode.

skweemkween
10-07-2003, 09:08 PM
LOL! Sorry but I just had to tell you your title for this post was AWESOME!!!

Heheheheheh- "Why god???" Hehehehehe. Funny shit!!!!

I think we've ALL said this at one time or another after wasting our money.

Romero&Juliet
10-07-2003, 10:03 PM
*sigh*

buyers remorse. Happens to us all..

Gluttony
10-08-2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Romero&Juliet
*sigh*

buyers remorse. Happens to us all..

But that's just the thing, the movie was so damn awful, that I enjoyed it... which is nothing new for me but I do not regret buying it. Its bad, but it is bad like eating cookies before supper bad, so harmless yet you can't help but love it.

Plus the monster was priceless.