If your last words were a movie quote...

[Scarface98.9]

what would it be? (And don't say Rosebud, that's too obvious for some of us ;))

If I remembered to say it, my last words would be the monologue Kevin Spacey says at the end of American Beauty, even though it works better as a voiceover

[flowrchild]

"I'll be back" - Terminator

[Lynn Minmei]

"Rosebud..."

[Reigh Kaufman]

"The horror..."

[JCR]

"Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you."

[Hannibal21]

"Rosebud".

:D

Ok, fine.....um.....

"But dying is such a bitch!" - Bride of Chucky

[rilocay]

This, for me is actually quite a hard question..

All a can think for now is, "I always tell (told*) the truth...even when i lie (lied*) - Tony Montana, Scarface

The * is for cuz its last words..

But if i get better, ill sure to be back with it.

[Nate6]

"The name of Reigh Kaufman's location is longer than the Bible...which I really should try to read before I go..."

;)

Nah, mine would be a piece of advice to everyone from Andy Dufresne in The Shawshank Redemption - "Get busy living, or get busy dying."

[Andrew Tom]

"I have a bad feeling about this..." - Star Wars, any of them...

[SIREN30]

'...why don't you pass the time by...playing a little solitaire.'-The Manchurian Candidate

[VicVega]

"I might be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard...."

[Annie Hall]

I am looking for a dare to be great situation.

~Say Anything

[Damned Martian]

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers! - Die Hard

[A.J. Hakari]

"That was really sneaky."

-RAVENOUS

[jackson13]

Originally posted by VicVega
"I might be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard...."


You big bully, you took mine!

[zeppelin]

(sings "Bright Side of Life")
-Life of Brian :D

[HedwigX]

Either:

"There is no spoon" (The Matrix)
"Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids..." (Kill Bill Volume 1)
"Everything that has a beginning has an end..." (The Matrix: Revolutions)

[Invincible]

I'll be back

[Tom Samborski]

"It's my time now"- The Devil's Advocate

[Grim H.]

"Groovy"

[Jon Lyrik]

"It can only be attributed to human error."-2001: A Space Odyssey

[Saruman]

"You just fucked yourself" - Scarface

[The Delfonics]

"Snoogans" - Jay

[QUENTIN]

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. "

[KcMsterpce]

"Oh, shit. I'm fucked."

OK just kidding.

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while... oh, shit. I'm fucked."

[stevereno]

"CORN NUTS!" - HEATHERS

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Sigur509]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


Pulp Fiction

[Squid Vicious]

"LARRY, STOP POINTIN' THAT FUCKIN' GUN AT MY DAD!!!" :D

[bob]

"Not everyone gets corrupted."

-last line in "Manhattan"

[Lindsey]

"Suck me, beautiful!"

-American Pie

[Sugar Magnolia]

"Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood..." - Stand By Me...

"Plastics..." - The Graduate...

"Back, and to the left..." - JFK...

"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!" - Blue Velvet...

"You never got me down Ray, you never got me down..." - Raging Bull(replace Ray with the name of my killer)...

"What we have here is a failure to communicate..." - Cool Hand Luke...

"Ass to ass..." - Requiem for a Dream...

"Shiiiiiiit!!" - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid...

"Boy, you got a panty on your head..." - Raising Arizona...

[paul calf]

"Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978! "-trainspotting

[Doc Holliday]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Big Trouble in Little China

either that or...

"You tell him I'm coming, and Hell's coming with me." Wyatt Earp- Tombstone

[Weapon X]

"Fuckin' A, man." -- Office Space

"I am Jack's smirking revenge." -- Fight Club

"That's it man. Game over, man! Game over!" --- Aliens

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill." -- Blade

"It can't rain all the time." -- The Crow

"But I'm a fucking demon!" -- Dogma

"The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God." -- Dogma

"I feel sick." -- The End of Evangelion

And my personal favorite:

"Bang." -- Cowboy Bebop

[blankpage]

"There's an old joke......" Annie Hall

[Slim]

Originally posted by Weapon X
And my personal favorite:

"Bang." -- Cowboy Bebop

Damn. I might have chosen that one! Anyway, my last word(s)...

"Fuck."

Eyes Wide Shut

[Hack]

gives a thumbs up salute


TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY


You're one ugly mother fucker!


PREDATOR

[Shockwave]

"Its all a dream"- Coyboy Beebop

[Michael_myers]

Fiddle dee dee we'll worry about that tomorrow.

A touch of irony before death is funny.

[MacReady]

"But I tried didn't I, godamn it. At least I did that."

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

"FREEEEE-DOMMMMMM!"

Braveheart

[docholiday_13]

"What's that smell?"

-Fight Club

[Hack]

ummm yeeah, if you could have those tps reports on my desk by the end of the day that would be great. ok? thanks so much. Oh, and by the way, we're short on staff and are going to need you to come in on Saturday, say around 10 o'clock, mmmkay? great, thank you.

Lumbar from Office Space

[JohnTheHenchman]

"I good you bid evening" - Vanilla Sky

[DREAM_DEMON]

i like this one so let's see my last words ummm.......


" you're dumber than you think i think you are " chinatown

" you punch like you take it up the ass " raging bull

" smile you son of a bitch " jaws

" you wanna play games ? okay . you wanna play rough ? okay. say hello to my little friend " scarface

" you motherfucker , i'm gonna fucking kill ya then i'm gonna fucking cook ya then i'm gonna fucking eat ya " die hard

" if your talking like a bitch i'm gonna slap you like a bitch "
reservoir dogs

" Awww, how sweet! You ugly little shit. Now there's a face...only a mother could love! " freddy vs jason


how about them ??? outta here............

[Grebdron]

"Wow! I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

[A.J. Hakari]

My other choice:

"No..."

-THE MATRIX

Just the way Hugo Weaving says it makes it a great "Oh, shit" moment that could be useful before death.

[yomamma!]

Originally posted by Squid Vicious
"LARRY, STOP POINTIN' THAT FUCKIN' GUN AT MY DAD!!!" :D

Where is this from??? It sounds very familiar...

[Hack]

yeehaw! waaaoooow! yeeeeeeah!

Both fast and furious movies- everyone says it

[Reigh Kaufman]

"LARRY, STOP POINTING THAT GUN AT MY DAD!"

That is from Reservoir Dogs. Delivered by Chris Penn.

[Hack]

says in his last dying breath:

"Nobody move this is a fucking robbery!"

His eyes roll up and Hack breathes his final breath. The lights come up and audience yells for the Oscar.

[Confabulat]

I know some that I HOPE aren't my last words:

"We need a bigger boat."

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"Oh man, game over!"

[Squishy!]

"Does anyone else feel like having a little giggle when I mention my friend Bigus Dickus?"

OR

"No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped."

OR

"You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?"

Then I'd pull the patented Harvey Keitel Whine© until completely slipping away...

[Scarface98.9]

Originally posted by Grebdron
"Wow! I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
lol, this is my favorite one

[Shakamaker]

"Anyone want to get some cheeseburgers and hit the cemetery?" - The Royal Tenenbaums

[Lon Chaney]

"Is this a homocide or a bad B movie?!?"
~Night of the Creeps

[Bullitt]

"The Dude abides" - The Big Lebowski
I don't think you can go too far past the Coen brothers when you're dealing with death.

[Hack]

No Luke, I am your father!

[Shockwave]

In the end, its kind of funny..-Doc Holiday TOMBSTONE

[Hack]

It's not a tumor!

Arnie in Kindergarden Cop

i just saw the commercial on tbs. sorry

[urs74]

"You know you just fucked up right?" - Menace II Society

[Squishy!]

"You know you just fucked up right?" - Menace II Society

LOL! Absolutely no one could deliver that line like Bill Duke.

Funny stuff.

[EvilDeadGirl]

Your such a fuckass! - Donnie Darko

or

This fucking guy. - Scarface

or

Have at you! - Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail

[Damned Martian]

"Today is a good day to die." - Flatliners

"Buckle your seatbelts, this is going to be a bumpy night!" - All About Eve

"The Lord sure makes some beautiful worlds." - Forbidden Planet

"What are you going to do first? Slice me or dice me?" - The Truman Show

[nisea731]

(Insert friends name here) was right. You're soft, you should have let 'em kill me, 'cause I'm gonna kill you. I'll catch up with ya. I don't know when, but I'll catch up. Every time you turn around, expect to see me, 'cause one time you'll turn around and I'll be there. I'm gonna kill ya, (insert my nemesis' name here).
-Red River

[xUberJasonx]

ill be back. with weapons. and weapons of mass distruction... to blow up all u mother fuckers. with weapons

[Raoul Duke]

"You bastards voted for Hubert Humphrey...And you killed Jesus!"

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I plan to say that to my family as they stand over my bed.

[pineapple]

"Sticking, feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken." Fight Club

"Well, that's just like your opinion man." The Big Lebowski

"My Hair" O Brother Where Art Thou

[pineapple]

double post sorry

[jackson13]

Gave it a lot of thought, and here it is:


"Your all assholes. You know why? Cause none of you got the guts to be who you wanna be. You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say 'hey, theres the bad guy!'. So what does that make you? Good guys? Dont kid yourselves. You're no better'n me. You just know how to hide...and how to lie. Me, I dont have that problem. I always tell the truth...even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy...your never gonna see a bad guy like me again. Make way for the bad guy. Bad guy coming through! Make way for the bad guy!"

- Tony Montana in Scarface.


I think I got the quote right. Pretty sure at least.

[Jaywrx]

"Lets not start sucking each others dicks yet fellas"

-Pulp Fiction...

[Jules Winnfield]

No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter.

- A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by pineapple
"My Hair" O Brother Where Art Thou

Love it!!!

[Weapon X]

A few more...

"Not without incident." -- Equilibrium

"I absolutely believe in God...and I absolutely hate the fucker." -- Pitch Black

"Look out that window. Eden isn't burning, its burnt." -- Reign of Fire

"I make this look good." -- Men in Black

"Rosebud...I mean, Schwing!" -- The Critic (I know, not a movie, but still a good joke about famous last words)

But my favorite is still "Bang."

[Shakamaker]

"She's not my special lady friend, man. I'm just helping her conceive." - The Big Lebowski

or

"Anyone want to get some cheeseburgers and hit the cemetery?" - The Royal Tenenbaums

[spacemonkey]

" All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." - Gandalf: in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

either that or:

"That was a good trick too!" - El Guapo in Three Amigos

[BadCoverVersion]

Why has my head gone numb? I must have some booze. I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE! - Withnail and I

[Aug_Dog]

Originally posted by Jules Winnfield
No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter.

- A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

took the one i wanted so ill have to state my second choice,

I suggest that you start drinking.....heavily.
-Bluto Animal House

[morpheus23]

"There is no fate, but what we make"
- T2

[Weapon X]

"Like many things, I am nothing." -- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

[outsyder]

"Ade Due Damalla
Give me the Power I beg of you!
Leveau Mercier du Bois Chailoitte
Secoise Entienne Mais pois de morte"


- Child's Play




:D :D :D :D

[chainsaw122]

Omg u killed Kenny




the south park movie

[TheGodSon]

I'll see you in another life when we are both cats...


-Vanilla Sky

[Hack]

The Steve Bartman fan thing is going to be made into a movie?

This was said by Hack before he committed suicide.

[The Postmaster General]

"Suckers!" - Scorpion, MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION

[Tommy Doyle]

"You see, this is why I hate people"

(to the person standing over me) "You're probably a blessing in disguise, fucking good disguise"

"Vagina vagina vagina! Does that word do anything for you?"

(again, to the person standing over me) "You've got a death wish. That's so selfish. I have one too, but I direct it toward others."

(to the person standing over me, [hopefully not a family member! :p] phrased as a question, not a statement) "Blowing you in the backseat of your car every day after band, that was a stairway to heaven, right?" (that would be my favorite!! :D :p)

"Oh, good, it's my delivery from 1-800-PITY."


All from The Opposite of Sex

[ColonelColinCaine]

"Sorry (insert friends name). I'm scared beyond the capacity for rational thought."
-Egon Spengler, GHOSTBUSTERS.


"When there's no more room in hell, the will walk the earth."
DAWN OF THE DEAD

"Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you posses that I cannot take away!"
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK

(to my enemy) "Shut your fucking face, uncle-fucker!"
SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER & UNCUT.


"Popeye's chicken is fuckin' awesome!"
LITTLE NICKY


"I'm coming, you bastards!"
-Derek, BAD TASTE


"Let's do the time warp again!"
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW


(smirks) "Party's over."
-Lionel, DEAD ALIVE


"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?"
BATMAN


"Dude, I'm dead."
BILL AND TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY


"That was non-non-non-non-non-heinous!"
BILL AND TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY

"I'm gonna shake the pillars of heaven."
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA


"That's funny. I coulda swore I got game!"
CLERKS: ANIMATED SERIES


"Boooooyyyyyy!"
PHANTASM


"Run away! Run away!"
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL


"Gizmo ca-ca."
GREMLINS (though I actually LOVE Gizmo).


"That'll do it."
JASON X


and, of course....


"Hail to the king, baby!"
ARMY OF DARKNESS

[sarah1980]

little dark and depressing but


Life is just a dream on the way to death

The Crow City Of Angels

[Hack]

Laugh it up furball

Han Solo

[Sauron]

I knew it, Iknew it! Well, not in the scense of having the slightest idea, bit still, I knew there was something I didn't know!

(all right, I'm sorry for slipping in a series quote, but hey, it's just the one for me! Any way, it's Willow in BTVS)

[Weapon X]

"Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling." -- The Big Lebowski

Or, better yet:

"The Dude abides."

[spacemonkey]

Atreyu: "If we're about to die anyway, I'd rather die fighting. Come for me G'mork! I am Atreyu!"

The Neverending Story

[Grebdron]

That'll do, pig.

[movieguy1021]

"Damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!"~Planet of the Apes

"Ooh, what a lovely tea party."~Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[MarkItZero]

Fuck it Dude; let's go bowling.

[The Postmaster General]

Thank you for your cooperation. Good night!


(From ROBOCOP)

[Hack]

I have a bad feeling about this.

Any Star Wars Movie

[outsyder]

"Go ahead, make my day."

- Sudden Impact



" I feel the ground above me fade away as I start to wake. I taste the fear in my killers as they begin to break. There is no hiding I see you through your disguise, I finally found you and now it's your turn to die."


-The Crow

[Jon Lyrik]

"Go ahead, make my millenium."-Betelgeuse, from Beetlejuice

Or the Uncle Fucka song from South Park.

[jackson13]

Actually I've decided that I want to tell some people off when I die, and I watched this the other day, so heres my quote:

Counter clerk, over PA, as he quits: *pointing at people* "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, your cool, fuck you."


- Half Baked

[Alecc Bracero]

Originally posted by Squid Vicious
"LARRY, STOP POINTIN' THAT FUCKIN' GUN AT MY DAD!!!" :D

That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while!!

[Alecc Bracero]

"Damn, that's some cold shit."-Romeo Must Die

or

"Fuck me."-Gunmen

or

"It was...fun."-Star Trek Generations

[The Young Son]

"Ah, well...that explains a lot" - Shrek

"What kinda FUCKED UP tour is this?!!" - The Rock

"I'm ready, ready for the big ride baaabbbbyyy! - Face/Off

[Sauron]

barking


"all dogs go to heaven"

[Hack]

This deal just keeps getting worse more and more.

Lando Calrissian

[Alecc Bracero]

Originally posted by Sauron
barking


"all dogs go to heaven"

Funny shit man! MAH!

[Weapon X]

"Drink up, me 'arties! Yo ho!" -- Pirates of the Carribean

[Sauron]

AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!



Scratch in "Ice Age"

[Hack]

Alright goodbye, have fun stormin the castle!

Billy Crystal

The Princess Bride

[SLAW]

No...not without incident.

Equilibrium ;)

[notchreturns]

Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off.

[ohsocrazy]

"rock n roll" - rules of attraction
"in case i dont see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night" the truman show
"your name IS _____ right?" dumb and dumber

[syxxpac]

My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell.

- American Beauty