Favorite Bond Double Entendre

[CyclicNightmare]

In case you don't know, a double entendre would be a line having two different meanings. These are almost always sexual in the Bond films.

Anyway, my favorite is...

"You always were a cunning linguist, James." - Tomorrow Never Dies

[A.J. Hakari]

"My name is Pussy Galore."
"...I must be dreaming..."

[PuggyD]

I'm a big fan of T.W.I.N.E.'s

"I thought Christmas only came once a year."

Mainly because it's just so horrible and barely even qualifys as actrual innuendo. At least in "Die Another Day" they pretty much dispensed with the innuendo and were naked and doin' it within five minutes of meeting eachother.

--PuggyD

[syxxpac]

Goldeneye:
BOND: "Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred. And you?"
ONATOPP: "Same."
BOND: "How do you take it?"
ONATOPP: "Straight up. With a twist."

[stevereno]

GOLDENEYE

M: "I suggest you stay Onatopp of things."

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Jim H]

Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
"My name is Pussy Galore."
"...I must be dreaming..."

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Great choices.

One that makes me chuckle is from Diamonds Are Forever

Plenty O Toole: "Hi I'm Plenty"
Bond: "Well Of Course You Are."

[CyclicNightmare]

I think some of the ones in Die Another Day go a bit to far. Such as:

"Mr. Bond here was just explaining his 'Big Bang' Theorey."
"Yeah, I think I got the thrust of it."

That's not exact, but it was something like that. Said by Jinx.

[James Logan]

I love this thread. :)

On a sidenote, the "Pussy Galore" one is a classic...and definitely my favorite.

[Jim H]

Originally posted by James Logan
I love this thread. :)

On a sidenote, the "Pussy Galore" one is a classic...and definitely my favorite.

I'm still amazed the censors let that slide in those days.

[CyclicNightmare]

The World is Not Enough

Dr. Christmas Jones: "If I don't (blah blah blah) somebody's gonna have my ass."
Bond: "First things first."

[Romero&Juliet]

"I lost my charm!"

I forget which movie that was from... man with the golden gun, mabye?

[Tweek]

"Tell Bond to pull out immediately!"
-cut to sex scene-

[Odd Job]

From the first Bond movie I ever saw (been a fan ever since)

"What's Bond doing?"

"I believe he's attempting re-entry sir"

Last scene from 'Moonraker'

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Odd Job
From the first Bond movie I ever saw (been a fan ever since)

"What's Bond doing?"

"I believe he's attempting re-entry sir"

Last scene from 'Moonraker'



damn i was going to go for that one as well ;)

[i8pineapple2day]

I think it was Never say never again

Q says : I hope we have some gratuitus sex and violence 007

Bond: Well I hope so too

[Puck Bond]

Originally posted by Romero&Juliet
"I lost my charm!"

I forget which movie that was from... man with the golden gun, mabye?

Yep that is from The Man with the Golden Gun and Bond's response is "Not from where I'm standing"

my favorite is the classic "My Name is Pussy Galore" "I must be dreaming..."

[ilovemovies]

Originally posted by CyclicNightmare


"Mr. Bond here was just explaining his 'Big Bang' Theorey."
"Yeah, I think I got the thrust of it."




I love that one. It made me laugh out loud. That would be my fav. probably unless I think of one I like even more. But for now, that is my choice.

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
"My name is Pussy Galore."
"...I must be dreaming..."

In the script it was:

Pussy: My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond: I know you are, but what's your name?

(More racy and saucy)

Plenty O'Toole: I'm Plenty!
Bond: Of course you are.

[The Rain Dog]

Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
"My name is Pussy Galore."
"...I must be dreaming..."

Damn Adam - you knicked my fave right there. ;)

RD