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Bullet Tooth Tony
10-20-2003, 12:56 PM
http://img.actressarchives.com/angelina/jolie_001.jpg

Oscar-winning actress Angelina Jolie has confessed that she is missing sex and would be happy with a fling.

The Tomb Raider star has admitted that she hasn't had sex for over a year.

She said: "I'm starting to really want it and miss it again. I've never really had just lovers."

Angelina has been married twice, once to British actor Johnny Lee Miller and more recently to Billy Bob Thornton.

From Ntlworld.com

Form a queue boys...and girls? :)
Grebdron
10-20-2003, 12:58 PM
Ummm...no thanks, Tony.

I'll leave her to the rest of the un-discerning schmoes.

Have at her!!;)
Bullet Tooth Tony
10-20-2003, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Grebdron
Ummm...no thanks, Tony.

I'll leave her to the rest of the un-discerning schmoes.

Have at her!!;)


I knew you wouldnt go anywhere near anything Billy Bob's touched! :)
quoth_the_raven
10-20-2003, 01:45 PM
sloppy seconds just are not my thing ;)
Twisted Sister
10-20-2003, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
sloppy seconds just are not my thing ;)

C'mon, Quoth, she said it's been year. She's prolly dried out enough by now! :eek:
quoth_the_raven
10-20-2003, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Twisted Sister
C'mon, Quoth, she said it's been year. She's prolly dried out enough by now! :eek:




thats just vile.

;)
Nate6
10-20-2003, 03:51 PM
This thread is closed because of all the disturbing, vile images spilling into my brain! Ah, my virgin eyes! :eek: ;)

Just kidding.

When it comes to Angelina, no thanks. Her brother can have her back. ;)
screamer581
10-20-2003, 04:04 PM
Well if you losers don't want her, I guess I will HAVE to do it...I guess.:D
James Logan
10-20-2003, 04:15 PM
*Logan kicks off his high heels (don't ask) and runs straight to L.A., opening a pack of condoms as he runs*

Get outta my way, people!

Angie baby, I'm cool with a fling. I'm cool with a wedding if ya want to...even with the knives under the pillow, even with the blood-filled jewelry, even with the slick but oddly creepy tattoos. Let's just get it on. I LOVE YOU!

This pathetic broadcast was brought to you by the JoBlo Movie Club Network (JMCN). The views expressed above do not necessarily reflect those of the network...although in this case, I'm pretty sure Jo wants to peel the jolie Jolie like a grape too. ;)
SykkBoy
10-20-2003, 04:27 PM
As much as I'd love to be inside of that...I just couldn't get over the mental image of Billy Bob's balls slapping against that ass :(
flowrchild
10-20-2003, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by SykkBoy
As much as I'd love to be inside of that...I just couldn't get over the mental image of Billy Bob's balls slapping against that ass :(

You know, I could have happily lived the rest of my life without that particular image. Many thanks! :p

And for what it's worth-- yea right! If Angelina came on to most of you guys throwing herself at you for a night of casual sex, I don't buy that any of you would turn her down. Maybe you would use a condom, but you wouldn't tell her to leave the room.
Grebdron
10-20-2003, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by SykkBoy
As much as I'd love to be inside of that...I just couldn't get over the mental image of Billy Bob's balls slapping against that ass :(


Ewwwww.
quoth_the_raven
10-20-2003, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by flowrchild
If Angelina came on to most of you guys throwing herself at you for a night of casual sex, I don't buy that any of you would turn her down. Maybe you would use a condom, but you wouldn't tell her to leave the room.



i seriously wouldn't. if she offered me a stable long term relationship jammed full of kinky, raw sex, then yes, i might consider it. potentially.

but a one night stand? one pop at the cherry so to speak? not a chance in hell.

its all or nothing angie, if you are reading this ;)
PorcheRacer
10-20-2003, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by Nate6


When it comes to Angelina, no thanks. Her brother can have her back. ;)

Speaking of that....what the fuck??

It showed a clip of them frenching on TV the other day :eek:

Did she ever go on the record about their relashionship?


Weirdo, incestious activities aside...I'd fuck her six ways from Sunday :D
vtadave
10-20-2003, 06:26 PM
If Angelina came on to most of you guys throwing herself at you for a night of casual sex, I don't buy that any of you would turn her down.

Uh wrong.
Grebdron
10-20-2003, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by flowrchild
And for what it's worth-- yea right! If Angelina came on to most of you guys throwing herself at you for a night of casual sex, I don't buy that any of you would turn her down. Maybe you would use a condom, but you wouldn't tell her to leave the room.

Wouldn't hit it with Quoth's dick, hon.

I've got standards.
Jon Lyrik
10-20-2003, 07:06 PM
Something about her face just looks "wrong" and skanky.

*tosses her to the rest of the schmoes while trying to get a piece of Connelly*
Dead Halloween
10-20-2003, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by SykkBoy
As much as I'd love to be inside of that...I just couldn't get over the mental image of Billy Bob's balls slapping against that ass :(

Thanks a lot, that image will haunt me for the rest of the week. :mad:
Twisted Sister
10-20-2003, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Nate6
This thread is closed because of all the disturbing, vile images spilling into my brain! Ah, my virgin eyes! :eek: ;)

Just kidding.

When it comes to Angelina, no thanks. Her brother can have her back. ;)

Oh shit, Nate! That's AWESOME! :D
Scarface98.9
10-21-2003, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by SykkBoy
As much as I'd love to be inside of that...I just couldn't get over the mental image of Billy Bob's balls slapping against that ass :(
Then I take it you wouldn't touch Halle Berry with a ten foot pole then :p
electriclite
10-21-2003, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by SykkBoy
As much as I'd love to be inside of that...I just couldn't get over the mental image of Billy Bob's balls slapping against that ass :(





Patty or Selma: "There goes the last lingering threat to my heterosexuality.":mad: :(
quoth_the_raven
10-21-2003, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by Grebdron
Wouldn't hit it with Quoth's dick, hon.

I've got standards.



leave my dick out of this ;) or that ;)

pick one :D
James Logan
10-21-2003, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by SykkBoy
As much as I'd love to be inside of that...I just couldn't get over the mental image of Billy Bob's balls slapping against that ass :(

:eek:

Damn you...damn you!

Originally posted by flowrchild

Maybe you would use a condom, but you wouldn't tell her to leave the room.

A what? ;)

Agreed and agreed about the whole little "rant", though. I'd hit it...again, and again, and again, until the Gods strike me and death carries me away. ;)
Annie Hall
10-21-2003, 02:22 PM
...that's a shame, her missing sex and all, but I'd be far more obliging if exhusband Johnny Lee Miller said the same thing....
Jon Lyrik
10-21-2003, 04:50 PM
http://img.actressarchives.com/angelina/jolie_001.jpg

That's a MAN, baby!
James Logan
10-21-2003, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Jon Lyrik


That's a MAN, baby!

Dude, if that's a man, I'm gay and proud to be. ;)
Annie Hall
10-21-2003, 06:51 PM
http://www.justpictures.dk/images/angelina%20jolie/1/angelina%20jolie%201.jpg

I wish I looked that manish
SykkBoy
10-21-2003, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by Scarface98.9
Then I take it you wouldn't touch Halle Berry with a ten foot pole then :p

argh, I almost forgot bout that....

*scratches another off the list

I just PRAY that Billy Bob avoids any movies with Fairuza Balk, damnit, Billy don't taint her too........
flowrchild
10-21-2003, 08:02 PM
I stand corrected then :D If you guys insist that a ravishing woman throwing herself at you would be turned down because of her past boyfriend, I will believe you. Sort of.

On a separate note, I find it funny that I would probably sleep with her before a bunch of you guys would, and I'm not into chicks. Oh the irony!
t3h Qster
10-21-2003, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
thats just vile.

;)

exactly
SykkBoy
10-21-2003, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by flowrchild
I stand corrected then :D If you guys insist that a ravishing woman throwing herself at you would be turned down because of her past boyfriend, I will believe you. Sort of.

On a separate note, I find it funny that I would probably sleep with her before a bunch of you guys would, and I'm not into chicks. Oh the irony!

I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's just something about Billy Bob..he's a talented actor, but, he's just...I dunno...
sharkstank
10-21-2003, 11:01 PM
she is still hot.
i'm on my way
Lynn7
10-21-2003, 11:49 PM
I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's just something about Billy Bob..he's a talented actor, but, he's just...I dunno...

I agree. I have never liked him based on nothing except his cold, hard eyes. I don't think I've ever seen him act, except in excerpts. But I really started disliking him when he dumped his wife for Laura Dern, dumped Dern (after living with her for years while she was away on location, she heard of his marriage to Jolie!)for Jolie and dumped Jolie when she brought home a kid.

I think Jolie was attracted to him based on the fact that they were both seriously screwed up mentally. It seems that Jolie is getting her act together. I am going to pass on the Alamo movie based on the fact that Billy Bob is one of the stars.
ilovemovies
10-22-2003, 02:21 AM
Isn't she currently filming the Oliver Stone Alexander movie with Collin Farrell right now? He's a guy who loves a casual sex so then why doesn't she hook up with him?
SkyNet
10-22-2003, 02:14 PM
i saw her on the Daily Show last night... she is so fucking hot. Her legs are fuckin PERFECT!

If i had the means of getting to her, as soon as i heard she needed someone to throw a dick, ida been on a plane gettin to her so that she could catch this dick!
TheAxeGrinder
10-22-2003, 02:23 PM
Hmm, she's hot, but not hot enough for me. Seriously, she has some wierd ideas about love. Just ask Billy Bob what Angelina got him for their wedding anniversary. Plus, I wouldn't go for a chick that has a 'Property of Billy Bob' tattoo right above her you-know-what. Sorry guys, I don't go for the used models, I'd stick with the new ones that haven't been for a test drive yet.
Weapon X
10-23-2003, 12:25 AM
Hold on, Angelina! I'm comin', baby! :D

*fights off everyone else with a chainsaw*
Scarface98.9
10-23-2003, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
Isn't she currently filming the Oliver Stone Alexander movie with Collin Farrell right now? He's a guy who loves a casual sex so then why doesn't she hook up with him?
On a normal movie, I'm sure Farrel would be very accomodating in Jolie's love lust. But I wouldn't hit it if I were him while working on Alexander. After all, she plays his MOM in the flick. Related or not, nothing good can ever from fucking your mom
ilovemovies
10-23-2003, 01:52 AM
BTW, what's up with Angelina Jolie playing Oliver's mother when Jolie is only 1, 2, maybe, at most, 3 years older than Collin Farrell?

Sorry for going off topic but I found that really bizarre and would like to know who's idea was that!
electriclite
10-23-2003, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
BTW, what's up with Angelina Jolie playing Oliver's mother when Jolie is only 1, 2, maybe, at most, 3 years older than Collin Farrell?

Sorry for going off topic but I found that really bizarre and would like to know who's idea was that!



She may be playing his mother when Alexander is a child, and may not have any scenes with Farrell.
quoth_the_raven
10-23-2003, 03:47 AM
Originally posted by Weapon X
Hold on, Angelina! I'm comin', baby! :D





call me crazy, but if you are comin' right now, before you ever get to her, you probably aren't going to satisfy her desires...


;):D




sorry weapon x, but you really did make it a bit easy for me ;)
Weapon X
10-23-2003, 10:42 AM
*slaps quoth_the_raven*
Scarface98.9
10-23-2003, 10:52 AM
She plays his mom when he's a child, and through make up, they age her as he gets older
piglet5
10-23-2003, 09:36 PM
another actress who needs to learn the meaning of discretion. :rolleyes:
arby19
10-24-2003, 10:23 AM
I can help you out Angelina!:D