View Full Version : Pam Anderson: I'm Dying (hehe)
RickySlade
10-21-2003, 04:30 PM
From IMDB
Ex-Baywatch star Pamela Anderson only has "five to ten years left" to live due to her Hepatitis C disease. The Scary Movie 3 actress - who claims she contracted the condition from her rocker ex-husband Tommy Lee - told American DJ Howard Stern about the effects of the liver disease, before adding she has adopted a much healthier lifestyle in an attempt to survive long enough to see her young sons Dylan, five, and Brandon, seven, turn 21. Pamela says, "I've got a good five to 10 years left. I feel good. Pretty good. But it is deadly. I've got to make sure I'm around. Every time I have a health check my liver is getting healthier."
No, only 5-10 years! Jeez, thats like how long ago you were famous!
Grebdron
10-21-2003, 04:37 PM
Yeah, but what is the shelf life on her implants?
That's all anybody pays attention to, anyway.
Hell, they'll be around for 100+ years.
Jon Lyrik
10-21-2003, 04:44 PM
Aw man, you mean those awesome knockers only have another 5 to 10 years? :(
RickySlade
10-21-2003, 04:50 PM
Didn't she take out her implants and her boobs were still like a DDDDDDD?
vtadave
10-21-2003, 04:56 PM
I'm dying!!! Come see my "movies" and buy my shit. Fucking publicity whore.
Nate6
10-21-2003, 05:59 PM
Aw, well if she actually only has 5-10 years left, I feel pretty bad for her...but if she's lying and is doing this as a publicity stunt, then she's a stupid ho-bag.
James Logan
10-21-2003, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
Aw man, you mean those awesome knockers only have another 5 to 10 years? :(
I hear ya, brother...life's a bitch.
So's Pam.
:D
moviemuffin
10-21-2003, 06:09 PM
Naomi Judd has had hepatitis for about 25 years and has had significant health problems.
Though they have two different types of the disease (I believe), treatment is the same.
There's no cure for hepatitis C but people who are responsible with their health can live with it for many years.
BTW she also has shown some pretty serious confusion about how it all works, since she accused Tommy Lee of infecting her with the disease but HE DOESN'T HAVE IT.
The Postmaster General
10-21-2003, 07:18 PM
Okay, I'm the health care professional.
Let me say this....
What a dipshit!!!
If you are going to talk about your disease, at least know about it first.
Deaths from Hepatitis C are rare. It's like 1%, or something, and it is almost always from not getting treatment, or going undiagnosed.
The bitch shot up drugs, or fucked around with someone who did.
Another thing -- Hepatitis is soooo 80s!
SykkBoy
10-21-2003, 07:51 PM
Wouldn't it be ironic if they found out something in Kentucky Fried Chicken was a cure for hepC? ;-)
Cunning Visions
10-21-2003, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by SykkBoy
Wouldn't it be ironic if they found out something in Kentucky Fried Chicken was a cure for hepC? ;-)
*Reads your post...grabs glass and runs to kitchen..gets water and runs back..reads your post again..does spit take*
Thats some funny shit. Maybe that was the Colonel's secret recipe all along :p
Scarface98.9
10-21-2003, 09:55 PM
I smell an attention whore. Which sucks, since her boobs are what make her worth caring about
edonline
10-21-2003, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
Okay, I'm the health care professional.
Let me say this....
What a dipshit!!!
If you are going to talk about your disease, at least know about it first.
Deaths from Hepatitis C are rare. It's like 1%, or something, and it is almost always from not getting treatment, or going undiagnosed.
The bitch shot up drugs, or fucked around with someone who did.
Another thing -- Hepatitis is soooo 80s!
IIRC, Pammy originally claimed that she got Hep C from Tommy Lee when they were sharing tattoo needles. However, all reputable tattooists sterilize their needles. Also, Tommy Lee tested negative for hepatitis.
The Postmaster General
10-21-2003, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by edonline
IIRC, Pammy originally claimed that she got Hep C from Tommy Lee when they were sharing tattoo needles. However, all reputable tattooists sterilize their needles. Also, Tommy Lee tested negative for hepatitis.
Totally. She had to of been fucking around, or shot up herself. Well, not "had to of" but the odds are pretty fucking unlikely unless she had some sort of surgery we don't know about. This disease is going the way of the scurvy.
I am sincerely bothered that she couldn't get a better story together. She has always seemed smarter than Anna Nicole, but now I feel she isn't. This is just absurd, and I pray for the sake of the children that are hypothetical to my dramatic speech patterns that this is either misinformation, or a smear campaign.
Hey aliens, can you hear me? It's me, Bubba! Can I catch a lift?
Twisted Sister
10-22-2003, 08:43 AM
Originally posted by SykkBoy
Wouldn't it be ironic if they found out something in Kentucky Fried Chicken was a cure for hepC? ;-)
BWAAAAH HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAA! *sniff*wipes eyes*
Thanks, I needed a good laugh. :D
Twisted Sister
10-22-2003, 08:49 AM
Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
Totally. She had to of been fucking around, or shot up herself. Well, not "had to of" but the odds are pretty fucking unlikely unless she had some sort of surgery we don't know about. This disease is going the way of the scurvy.
I am sincerely bothered that she couldn't get a better story together. She has always seemed smarter than Anna Nicole, but now I feel she isn't.
Amen, Bubba. There is something about Pammy that seems a little conniving, vindictive and manipulative these days. Before she just seemed slutty and airheaded as part of an image, but I'm beginning to think she's a skank to the core. Either that or she's caught the same disease that Jessica Simpson and Anna Nicole suffer from. Maybe it's a case of both, which is a terrifying thought.
Tom Samborski
10-22-2003, 08:50 AM
She isn't dying, she is just full of shit.
TheDeadWalk
10-26-2003, 05:59 PM
The bitch shot up drugs, or fucked around with someone who did.
You don't have to say "someone" when she was married to Tommy Fucking Lee.
She isn't dying, she is just full of shit.
That's the funniest comment I've read all day.
i8pineapple2day
10-30-2003, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by vtadave
I'm dying!!! Come see my "movies" and buy my shit. Fucking publicity whore.
hahahahaha
true, true
Cheetara
10-30-2003, 05:18 PM
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if it was a publicity stunt. I feel sorry for her children. That's who I have sympathy for. Wait a minute?! You mean to say that the ta-ta's only last for 5 to 10 years. LOL:eek: :p
blurofserenity
10-30-2003, 05:33 PM
Frankly I don't give a shit.She's contributed nothing to the industry except her extreme hotness and beautiful breasts,in ten years she'll be rank anyways.Fuck her,go ahead and die.
SkyNet
10-31-2003, 12:06 AM
im usually up to date with the hews... but i just dont get the Kentucky fried Chicken comment! sorry, im usually good on picking up on these things! (sum1 please explain thank you)
im no medical expert, so ill just say.. if it IS in fact true that her doctor told her she has 5-10 years left to live than i really do feel sorry for her and her children.
If it is a publicity stunt to try and boost her career.. than i just dont understand... she is in the opening of the number 1 october movie of all time, and the current box office champ Scary Movie 3.
Grebdron
10-31-2003, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by SkyNet
im usually up to date with the hews... but i just dont get the Kentucky fried Chicken comment! sorry, im usually good on picking up on these things! (sum1 please explain thank you)
She's been boycotting KFC because of the way they treat their chickens.
yomamma!
10-31-2003, 01:10 PM
Any gratuitous pictures of Pamela he he.... :D
Nate6
11-10-2003, 06:16 PM
Heh:
ANDERSON WAS 'JUST JOKING' WHEN SHE SAID HAD FIVE YEARS LEFT
Sexy actress Pamela Anderson was "only joking" when she declared her hepatitis C disease would kill her in five to 10 years, according to her ex-husband Tommy Lee.
Last month, the former "Baywatch" beauty shocked fans when she told reporters the liver-crippling condition -- which she claims she contracted from ex-Motley Crue drummer Lee -- would likely be the cause her death in a handful of years.
She said, "I've got a good five to 10 years left. I feel good. Pretty good. But it is deadly. I've got to make sure I'm around. Every time I have a health check my liver is getting healthier."
Anderson even said she had adopted a healthier lifestyle in an attempt to survive long enough to see her young sons Dylan, five, and Brandon, seven, turn 21.
But Lee, who has rekindled his friendship with Canadian-born Anderson, insists, "She was joking. Somebody asked her how she's doing or how she's feeling and she goes, 'I got a good five or 10 in me.' And it was just a joke.
"You know how it's typical; they take just the little bits...It's kinda crazy. She was kidding. She was totally kidding. She's fine."
(source: Daily Dish (http://sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish))
Nice joke, bitch...
Briare Rabbit
11-10-2003, 06:44 PM
Yeah no kidding. I wish she wasn't joking. Stupid bitch.
therealjohng
11-11-2003, 07:47 AM
I so fucking hate this bitch....
Valentyne
11-11-2003, 09:47 AM
I can remember once, sometimes last year I think, that Pammy was on an English chat show called 'The Frank Skinner Show' and I am sure she said something about her disease, saying that it would probably be the cause of her death. Anyone else see this?
Jim H
11-11-2003, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by RickySlade
Didn't she take out her implants and her boobs were still like a DDDDDDD?
She took them out to breastfeed her children. Good for her on that bit, I say.
As far as I know, they're still out.
According to what I read elsewhere, she was just kidding about the 5-10 years bit. Or something.
vtadave
11-11-2003, 05:01 PM
Beeyach needs a transplant of another sort...
Jon Lyrik
11-11-2003, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by Nate6
Heh:
ANDERSON WAS 'JUST JOKING' WHEN SHE SAID HAD FIVE YEARS LEFT
Sexy actress Pamela Anderson was "only joking" when she declared her hepatitis C disease would kill her in five to 10 years, according to her ex-husband Tommy Lee.
Last month, the former "Baywatch" beauty shocked fans when she told reporters the liver-crippling condition -- which she claims she contracted from ex-Motley Crue drummer Lee -- would likely be the cause her death in a handful of years.
She said, "I've got a good five to 10 years left. I feel good. Pretty good. But it is deadly. I've got to make sure I'm around. Every time I have a health check my liver is getting healthier."
Anderson even said she had adopted a healthier lifestyle in an attempt to survive long enough to see her young sons Dylan, five, and Brandon, seven, turn 21.
But Lee, who has rekindled his friendship with Canadian-born Anderson, insists, "She was joking. Somebody asked her how she's doing or how she's feeling and she goes, 'I got a good five or 10 in me.' And it was just a joke.
"You know how it's typical; they take just the little bits...It's kinda crazy. She was kidding. She was totally kidding. She's fine."
(source: Daily Dish (http://sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish))
Nice joke, bitch...
What a beeeyatch.
I knew it was bullshit anyway.
screamer581
11-11-2003, 08:47 PM
What a whore-slut.
A.J. Hakari
11-12-2003, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by Nate6
ANDERSON WAS 'JUST JOKING' WHEN SHE SAID HAD FIVE YEARS LEFT
So is she preparing for a one-woman show of THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS, or what?
dollface
11-13-2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by Jim H
She took them out to breastfeed her children. Good for her on that bit, I say.
As far as I know, they're still out.
According to what I read elsewhere, she was just kidding about the 5-10 years bit. Or something.
I thought she took them out but had smaller ones put in, there is no way she can have boobs that big and so firm at her age after kids without having some enhancement - she still looks deformed because she is so thin with these gigantic boobs - she could topple over anytime....
Pain In Da Azz
11-16-2003, 02:14 AM
its not good for her to joke around about dying or having a certain amount of years left to die...
:rolleyes:
this one dude
11-16-2003, 09:30 AM
i am pissed that i read this entire thread. give me my 2 minutes back.
Jim H
11-16-2003, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by this one dude
i am pissed that i read this entire thread. give me my 2 minutes back.
You would of just wasted them anyway.
Nate6
11-16-2003, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by this one dude
i am pissed that i read this entire thread. give me my 2 minutes back.
Store credit only. ;)
this one dude
11-16-2003, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Jim H
You would of just wasted them anyway.
those 2 minutes could have been used on the wonderful paris hilton thread
this one dude
11-16-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Grebdron
She's been boycotting KFC because of the way they treat their chickens.
how they treat chickens? what the fuck does that mean? im suppsed to be believe that popeyes "treats" them better? they kill the chicken and cook it. cant get much worse than that.
Jim H
11-16-2003, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by this one dude
how they treat chickens? what the fuck does that mean? im suppsed to be believe that popeyes "treats" them better? they kill the chicken and cook it. cant get much worse than that.
How they treat them when they're alive. And likely, Popeye's and KFC get them from the exact same places.
Grebdron
12-03-2003, 06:52 PM
What a total fucking hosebag.
http://entimg-origin.msn.com/i/gal/undressed1118/PamelaAnde_Mazur_300x435.jpg
Too bad Hepatitis ISN'T fatal...in her case.
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