Cameron Diaz wins the lottery

[Nate6]

Like she needs the money...


CAMERON WINS THE LOTTERY

Hollywood's Cameron Diaz has reportedly scored $5,000 in the Californian lottery.

The actress earned a staggering $20 million for her role in "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle," but she was still tempted by a $2 lottery ticket during a recent visit to an L.A. convenience store, according to gossip columnist Liz Smith.

Smith reports Diaz matched enough numbers and won $5,000.

(source: Daily Dish (http://sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish))

[MISFITS_Fiend]

Total Winnings: $5,000

Total after taxes: $4.78

So, I guess it all works out in the end...:D

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by MISFITS_Fiend
Total Winnings: $5,000

Total after taxes: $4.78

So, I guess it all works out in the end...:D


hahahahahaha!




maybe she just fancied a bit of a gamble or something? it's not really a big deal, in terms of the money to her, and also in terms of how much impact this story is going to have on my life, and also, i believe, the lives of other schmoes.

she should give it to charity. or something. i dont know, i'm not her fucking accountant ;):D

[RickySlade]

Why the hell is she even playing the lottery?

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

Originally posted by RickySlade
Why the hell is she even playing the lottery?
No doubt man, she earns $20 Million a picture! So why in the hell is she bothering to play the lottery for a paltry $5000?!?
What's she gonna use it for anyway? Fix her nose after it got broken while surfing! :D

[The Postmaster General]

Classic impulse control.

[flowrchild]

There are just no words for how unfair that is!

I am friends with all the wrong people ;)

[t3h Qster]

Originally posted by MISFITS_Fiend
Total Winnings: $5,000

Total after taxes: $4.78

So, I guess it all works out in the end...:D

Cameron Diaz looking as hot as she did in the Mask.....priceless.....wait a tick (prolly not gonna happen)

[Lynn Minmei]

I'm not so sure that Ms. Diaz will be getting $20 Mil. a movie after the lukewarm reception that Charlie's Angels 2 got. And if she is making that much for brainless 90-minute music videos, then words cannot express my anger. She has GOT to go back to making indie movies like Being John Malkovich, in which she acts, not poses like a model.

[Twisted Sister]

Originally posted by flowrchild
There are just no words for how unfair that is!

I am friends with all the wrong people ;)

Word up, Sistah!

[jackson13]

This is bullshit. I still owe 4,000 on my fucking car and I could certainly fucking use $5000 to pay it off and put the rest in the bank. But NO, everytime I buy a goddamn ticket I lose, and heres this gorgeous woman who cant act worth shit making unbelieveable amounts of money for every fucking movie she does, winning the fucking lottery that she doesnt even fucking need. Its bullshit. Complete fucking bullshit.

Hey Cameron, take the money that you dont even fucking deserve to win and donate it to a charity or something. In fact, fuck that, send it to me so I can get out of debt. Jesus this is bullshit!


(This 'rant' brought to you by the National Cursing Foundation...and remember our motto: 'Go Fuck Yourself')

[flowrchild]

Below is a tally, sponsored by the National Cursing Foundation, in reference to the above poster.

Recurrence of profanities:

Shit: 4
Fuck: 9

That is all.

:D

P.S. Jackson- I wholeheartedly agree. She should give to a charity or better yet one of the schmoes. But sadly, she will spend the money on another vacation or trip to the spa. I am green with envy.

[Twisted Sister]

Originally posted by jackson13
This is bullshit. I still owe 4,000 on my fucking car and I could certainly fucking use $5000 to pay it off and put the rest in the bank. But NO, everytime I buy a goddamn ticket I lose, and heres this gorgeous woman who cant act worth shit making unbelieveable amounts of money for every fucking movie she does, winning the fucking lottery that she doesnt even fucking need. Its bullshit. Complete fucking bullshit.

Hey Cameron, take the money that you dont even fucking deserve to win and donate it to a charity or something. In fact, fuck that, send it to me so I can get out of debt. Jesus this is bullshit!


(This 'rant' brought to you by the National Cursing Foundation...and remember our motto: 'Go Fuck Yourself')

Godammit, Jackson, get your ass over here right now and clean up all the lunch I spit out on my keyboard because of this hilarious nugget 'o' rantage! :D

[jackson13]

Originally posted by Twisted Sister
Godammit, Jackson, get your ass over here right now and clean up all the lunch I spit out on my keyboard because of this hilarious nugget 'o' rantage! :D

Hey its not my fault, its Cams. If I were you I'd explain the situation to her and make her pay for a maid to clean it up. Its not like she doesnt have money to spare. :rolleyes:

[Twisted Sister]

Originally posted by jackson13
Hey its not my fault, its Cams. If I were you I'd explain the situation to her and make her pay for a maid to clean it up. Its not like she doesnt have money to spare. :rolleyes:

LMAO! Great suggestion. And you can send her your therapy bill from all this trauma she's caused you! ;)

[quoth_the_raven]

i could probably set myself up as a charity for the advancement of education. she could give me the 5 grand to help cover the costs.

and i would get tax advantages.

hmmmmmmmmmm.....i knew trusts law would come in handy on day.

cameron, make the check payable to the "chris williams-i'm a student with no money fund". cheers love. will be much appreciated.

;)

[Dead Halloween]

Somehow this news remind me that Simpsons episode were Kent Brockman wins the lottery.

Its depressing that rich people wins what is supposed to be an opportunity for poor people.:( :mad:

[quoth_the_raven]

do you need to prove that you fall below a certain level of income to buy a lottery ticket then, Dead Hallowee?

[Dead Halloween]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
do you need to prove that you fall below a certain level of income to buy a lottery ticket then, Dead Hallowee?

Im not sure what did yo mean. English is not may native language.:o