P. Diddy has trouble keeping it in his pants

[Nate6]

Oy vey...does this guy usually get a lot of sex? Wait, he has money...never mind...


DIDDY STRUGGLES WITH SEX BAN

Rap star Sean "P. Diddy" Combs is struggling with the two-week sex ban he imposed on himself, as part of his training for the New York Marathon.

The 33-year-old has given up sex in a bid to make sure he's in the best shape possible for the 26.2 mile run next month -- but he's struggling to stay celibate.

He says, "Two weeks is a long time for me because I'm a very healthy Scorpio. My hormones are raging.

"I'm a young man, very passionate, very romantic."

(source: Daily Dish (http://sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish))

[Annie Hall]

Poor P. Diddy can't go 2 weeks without sex?

That is just...beyond pathetic. Weren't there like 14 years there where he went without it?

[The Postmaster General]

I don't understand this jock mentality that abstaining from sex increases your physical performance.

Maybe these dipshit muscle heads just gyrate while doing the ole in-out, but sex should be training unto itself.

I understand not doing the horizontal hump 10 minutes before gametime, but really.....



Maybe in P.Diddy's case, he can put a hot lady at the finish line -- that would make sense, but I doubt that's the plan.

[James Logan]

Stupid fuck.

[jake]

Maybe his constant panting for sex is why he's always got his mouth open every time I see a picture of him.

[vtadave]

Originally posted by James Logan
Stupid fuck.

Fabulously wealthy stupid fuck.

[Scarface98.9]

Boo-hoo, Puff Daddy can't keep his little Puffy down. I feel so sorry for him that he doesn'y get to bang the everyday supermodel :rolleyes:

[Twisted Sister]

Originally posted by James Logan
Stupid fuck.

Literally. Unlike yourself. ;)

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Twisted Sister
Literally. Unlike yourself. ;)

Exactly. Me, I'm a smart fuck. ;)

[MsMoviefan]

"I'm a --, I'm a--, I'm a--. What a bore.
Money is not enough, he wants attention. Everybody's attention. YUK. And I USED to think he was cute.

[Tom Samborski]

The man's being a fucking drama queen.

[MsMoviefan]

Originally posted by Tom Samborski
The man's being a fucking drama queen.
You are so right.

[Lynn7]

J-Lo said that he cheated on her a lot when she was going out with him. I guess he needs variety as well as frequency.

[Casey]

I sure would love to suck his big dick

[MacReady]

Originally posted by Casey
I sure would love to suck his big dick

Is it just me, or could that be the funniest thing said on these boards all day? I mean it, I laughed when I read this.

[Cheetara]

I'm a Scorpio too but I can do 2 years with my eyes closed. What the hell is he talking about 2 weeks? LOL Who are we kidding? He's gonna pay someone to finish the marathon for him as he sips on his Perrier.

Which reminds me it's time to re-stock up my supply of Energizer batteries. LOL

:D

[Valentyne]

Uuuuuurrrgh, I'm surprised anyone or anything would sleep with that ugly, pompous dickhead.

[Nate6]

Originally posted by Valentyne
Uuuuuurrrgh, I'm surprised anyone or anything would sleep with that ugly, pompous dickhead.

http://images.viewimages.com/wm/BU001994.JPG

[BorderEevilIII]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000039QD.01._PE_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Maybe thats an outlet for songs to write on his next hit album? :D

[Erin123]

Originally posted by jake
Maybe his constant panting for sex is why he's always got his mouth open every time I see a picture of him.

LOL:D

[Lynn Minmei]

Originally posted by James Logan
Stupid fuck.

Yeah...Could you go that long without sex, James? ;)

[tabbykitkat]

He's just boosting his eagle. The only sex he gets is the one he pays for the pocket pal. ;)

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Lynn Minmei
Yeah...Could you go that long without sex, James? ;)

Probably not. But am I whining about it? ;)