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Boba Joe
04-17-2004, 06:06 AM
Wassup with my fave tourney?
jackson13
04-18-2004, 09:28 AM
I vote football, again. Just to try to get the ball rolling.
And Boba, what episode from season 7 does Joey say 'shit' in? I bought seasons 6 and 7 yesterday to get caught up on everything and I remember seeing you mention that its during season 7.
One thing that upsets me, I now have all 7 seasons on dvd, and I never noticed it until now, but if you buy more than one season at once, you get $10 back. So since I bought 6 & 7 together, I get $10 back. Before, I never looked at any of the inserts, I just threw them away. If I had known this, I woulda bought 1-5 together and gotten $50 back. Or just waited until all 10 seasons were out and gotten $100 back. $100 back equals almost 4 full seasons free.
Boba Joe
04-18-2004, 02:05 PM
"Shit"...TOW The Cheap Wedding Dress Disc 3 as Ross and Joey are leaving the restaurant towards the end.
TOW The Nap Partners Disc 1 notice the footage they show of "the naked car wash movie" Chandler is watching. If you have a pretty big sized TV and are paying attention...they actually show a naked woman's breasts even the nipples!! I kid you not.
brodeurnumber1
04-25-2004, 02:21 PM
Ummm Bump. Don't end this tourney! Best Show Ever deserves to continue!
Arathon
04-28-2004, 04:09 AM
Sorry about the delay guys. Don't have a good enough excuse, except for, I've been busy and sometimes lazy. Forgive me.
9-0 to Football
Next match tomorrow! (Promise!)
Boba Joe
04-28-2004, 04:53 AM
I'll be the first to say:
WHEW!!!
A lot of us were beginning to think it was over.
Arathon
04-29-2004, 03:30 AM
Do not fret ppl, I love FRIENDS and would never leave this thread permanently. Besides we have 7 and a bit more seasons to go!
TOW Football
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TOW Dollhouse
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PLOT:Ross and Monica's Aunt Silvia passes away and leaves a beautiful dollhouse to Monica; Monica invites Phoebe to play with it but then doesn't like Phoebe's ideas; Phoebe makes her own dollhouse, but it catches fire. Joey yearns for Kate, but since he can't have her, he goes out with her understudy; things get hot between Joey and Kate during rehearsal, however, and they end up sleeping together... but it means more to Joey than it does to Kate. Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss; she likes him, but he thinks she's a big dull dud; Chandler tells her he'll call even though he doesn't intend to.
TOW They said.....
Monica: What's this?
Phoebe: That's a dog. Every house should have a dog.
Monica: Not one that can pee on the roof.
Phoebe: Well, maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.
Chandler (holding a tissue): And is this in case the house sneezes?
Phoebe: No, no--that's the ghost for the attic.
Monica: I don't want a ghost.
Phoebe: Well nobody wants a ghost. But you've got one. Because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.
Ross: Wait a minute. The house was built on radioactive waste and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.
Phoebe: Okay, obviously you don't know much about the U.S. government.
&
Monica: I tried to reach you at work. There's... been a fire.
Phoebe: What? Oh my... oh my God! What happened?
Ross: Well, we believe it originated here--in the Aroma Room.
Phoebe: All right. Did everyone get out okay?
Monica: Well, the giraffe's okay. And so is the pirate.
Phoebe: Oh. What is this?
Ross: No, Phoebe, don't look! You don't want to see what's under there!
Phoebe: Oh! The... the foster puppet!
This is a bit tough, but I'm going with TOW Football.
Boba Joe
04-29-2004, 04:45 AM
Dollhouse is funny, but Football one of the greats.
brodeurnumber1
04-29-2004, 10:28 PM
Football won't lose this season I tells ya.
jackson13
04-29-2004, 10:31 PM
Football.
As usual.
Nice to see you again, Arathon. I'll go with Football.
Damned Martian
05-01-2004, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by brodeurnumber1
Football won't lose this season I tells ya. Ditto
Arathon
05-04-2004, 05:37 AM
Originally posted by jeo4
Nice to see you again, Arathon. I'll go with Football.
Nice to be back.
5-0 lead for Football. Any last votes?
Boba Joe
05-13-2004, 05:42 AM
I think it's safe to say that Football is going to roll on to another victory...
Arathon
05-18-2004, 01:37 AM
Football wins 5-0
TOW Football
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TOW Chick and Duck
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Plot:The diner where Monica works puts their staff on roller-skates; Monica crashes into Rachel while skating; Rachel's injuries are worse than first believed. Pete buys a restaurant and offers Monica a job as head chef; she's unsure whether to take it, since she still isn't attracted to Pete. Pete makes up a story about another woman so Monica will think he's over her; Phoebe sees right through it but promises not to tell Monica. Joey buys a pet chick for Chandler, but caring for it becomes a source of conflict. Ross has a chance to be on TV as part of a panel of Paleontologists, but gives it up to take Rachel to the hospital. Monica and Pete are about to stop seeing each other, but then they kiss... and Monica finally feels it
TOW they said...
Phoebe: I’m just saying, this woman... I mean, she's fictitious, no?
Pete: Why would you say that?
Phoebe: 'Cause you're still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so... 'cause you figure, oh, if you spend a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...
Pete: You're good. You're good!
Phoebe: Yeah. No, I'm fairly intuitive and psychic. It's a substantial gift.
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you won't tell her, though?
Phoebe: Absolutely. Oh, I promise. Tell her what?
Pete: Thanks a lot.
Phoebe: No, I'm serious. I mean, I'm intuitive, but my memory sucks.
and
Chandler: Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?
I vote for TOW Chick and Duck. My favourite episode. Tho it probably won't win against football.
Boba Joe
05-18-2004, 02:57 AM
Phoebe: "Whoa. You guys, do you know anything about chicks?"
Chandler: "Fowl? No. Women? No."
A very funny episode and one of my favorite storylines with Ross and Rachel, but I have to vote for Football .
dannywalker17
05-18-2004, 10:12 PM
The One With A Chick And A Duck
jackson13
05-18-2004, 11:11 PM
Ross: "Thats a duck."
Chandler: "THATS A BAD DUCK!"
Good episode, but Football still gets my vote.
brodeurnumber1
05-19-2004, 04:07 PM
The Chick and the Duck is a great episode, but doesn't compare to The One with the Football. Football is once again my vote.
Damned Martian
05-20-2004, 07:33 AM
Originally posted by brodeurnumber1
The Chick and the Duck is a great episode, but doesn't compare to The One with the Football. Football is once again my vote. Ditto, once again.
FilmBuff84
05-20-2004, 01:51 PM
Football again.
Arathon
05-25-2004, 04:43 AM
5-3 lead for Football. Quite close. Any last votes?
bankholdup
06-13-2004, 06:24 PM
Chick and Duck
Rick-James
06-14-2004, 01:50 AM
football
Arathon
06-17-2004, 05:25 AM
Football just barely manages to sneak past TOW Chick & Dick winning6-5
TOW Football
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TOW Screamer
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PLOT: Phoebe waits on hold so she can have her phone repaired before the warranty expires. The gang goes to Joey's play on opening night. Rachel dates Tommy, who seems pretty nice... except when he starts screaming at people; however, only Ross witnesses this behavior and can't convince anyone else. Joey's play gets bad reviews, prompting the director to break up with Kate; Joey and Kate spend the night talking and falling in love. Kate gets a job offer in L.A. and decides to leave
TOW They said...
Joey: Oh, hey! You guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
All: Oh!
Joey: And I, uh, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it.
Monica: Joey, what are you doing? It's never gonna happen. She's seeing somebody.
Chandler: Yeah, and I don't have any cologne.
Joey: The green bottle next to the shaving cream.
Chandler: Oh--worm medicine for the duck.
Estelle: Oh, you two girls were outstanding! [to Joey] Do they have representation?
Joey: No, they weren't in the play.
Rachel: We're not actors.
Estelle: Oh, what a shame! Because with her face [Monica] and her chest [Rachel] I could really put something together.
Chandler: Could I borrow it?
The Director: Here we go, people! Boxing Day! The Lucille Lortel Theatre, badda badda badda... ah-ha! Joey Tribianni gives an uneven performance, but Mr. Tribianni is not the worst thing in this production.
Joey: Yes! Ha ha ha ha!
TOW Screamer is a good episode, with a cool cameo by Ben Stiller. But not as good as Football. So my vote goes to TOW Football.
Boba Joe
06-17-2004, 05:43 AM
Football
jackson13
06-17-2004, 06:20 AM
Football
brodeurnumber1
06-17-2004, 12:13 PM
Although Ben Stiller was hilarious in the Screamer, I'll keep going for Football.
Screamer was great. I almost forgot about this episode. I vote for TOW The Screamer.
Damned Martian
06-19-2004, 05:29 PM
Fooooootballllllllll
brodeurnumber1
07-08-2004, 06:28 PM
Bumpity Bump
Arathon
07-12-2004, 10:47 PM
6-2 to Football
TOW Football
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TOW Ross's thing
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PLOT:Ross finds a growth on his body but can't tell what it is; neither can anyone else. He visits his doctor, Chandler's doctor, and Phoebe's guru. Phoebe dates two guys: Vince, a burly fireman, and Jason, a sensitive teacher. She tries but can't decide which one to break up with. Pete is out of town and tells Monica, "We need to talk," which gets her worried. The gang goes with Monica to Pete's place see how a millionaire lives; Joey finds a stub for a $50,000 check to a ring designer; Rachel begins to plan Monica's wedding.
TOW they said:
Joey: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.
Chandler: Or... Dick.
Monica: I gotta go water Pete's plants. You know what? If he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water his plants.
Chandler: Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants... if you know what I mean.
Joey: Or, ha ha, we could go over there and pee on them.
Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, ya know, 'cause he's like a Guy guy. Ya know? He's so burly, he's so very burly.
Joey: Okay, good, so there you go. Go with Vince.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive.
Chandler: Well sensitive is important, pick him.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Joey: Oh sure, go with the sissy.
Phoebe: Jason is not a sissy!
Joey: Uh... no no no no, I meant Chandler.
Rachel: OH MY GOD! Sorry. I was just imagining what it'd be like to catch the money bouquet.
I vote TOW Ross's thing just for a change.
jackson13
07-13-2004, 06:18 AM
Everyone is hiding from Pete on the video phone.
Monica: "I just came to water the plants."
Pete: "Well, dont forget that ficus over there by Rachel."
Rachel jumps up: "Chandler is on the couch!"
Pete: "I see him. You guys are just like the worst hiders ever."
Thing has some good lines, but its no Football.
Football for me.
brodeurnumber1
07-13-2004, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by jackson13
Everyone is hiding from Pete on the video phone.
Monica: "I just came to water the plants."
Pete: "Well, dont forget that ficus over there by Rachel."
Rachel jumps up: "Chandler is on the couch!"
Pete: "I see him. You guys are just like the worst hiders ever."
Thing has some good lines, but its no Football.
Football for me.
Basically a ditto. So, what's Football's win streak now? About 13?
Damned Martian
07-14-2004, 01:58 PM
Futbol
Arathon
08-08-2004, 02:04 AM
I havent been on in a long time, but I'm back. Strange...no Bobajoe.....
3-1 to Football.
TOW Football
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TOW Ultimate Fighting Champion
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PLOT:Monica's boyfriend Pete begins competing to be the Ultimate Fighting Champion; he loses... repeatedly. Chandler's new boss has a habit of slapping him on the behind, which Chandler tries to deal with. Phoebe asks Rachel if she can set Ross up with Bonnie; Rachel agrees since Bonnie's the girl who shaves her head; Later, Rachel finds out Bonnie now has plenty of hair.
TOW They said......
Joey: Yeah, maybe it's, like, ya know, that jock thing. You know, how football players pat each other after touchdowns.
Rachel: You know I don't... I don't understand guys. I mean I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by, ya know, grabbin' her boob.
Ross: All right, so Chandler, from now on, don't give your boss a chance to get you. You know, just, uh, don't turn your back to him.
Joey: Yeah, or you can teach him a lesson, ya know? What you could do is you could rub something that smells really bad on your butt, all right? Then when he goes to smack ya, his hand will smell. Now what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad?
Chandler: What if Joey was president?
Pete: Don't worry Monica these guys are the best trainers in the world. And Hoshi used to be a hired assasin.
Hoshi: *Starts shouting in chinese*
Pete:-A house painter! I mean a house painter!
Pete: It's okay, it's not as bad as it looks. It's a precaution. I'm not supposed to move my spine.
Monica: Please tell me you're stopping now.
Pete: I'm fine! I'd fight tonight if they'd let me. See this circle I'm marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
Monica: You are insane! You... you gotta give this up!
Pete: I can't until I'm the ultimate fighter. I will do it. I'm telling you, the day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight, me or Superman. Now, I'm not saying I could beat Superman, but, ya know, kids are stupid.
I'm voting Champion because of Robin's and Billy's funny cameo.
brodeurnumber1
08-08-2004, 02:12 AM
The Cameo's in the Ultimate Fighting Champion were brilliant, but I'll still go with Football.
Damned Martian
08-08-2004, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by brodeurnumber1
The Cameo's in the Ultimate Fighting Champion were brilliant, but I'll still go with Football. Ditto
dannywalker17
08-09-2004, 10:51 PM
Ultimate Fighting Champion
FilmBuff84
08-10-2004, 02:42 AM
UFC has good moments, but Football still tops for me
jackson13
08-11-2004, 03:48 PM
Football baby!
Arathon
08-16-2004, 04:41 AM
4-3 to Football so far. Any last votes?
Lord Raiden
08-23-2004, 05:23 AM
Football
Welcome to the board, Raiden. :)
Kimmy
09-16-2004, 03:24 AM
Fotball
Arathon
09-21-2004, 04:50 AM
6-3 to football! Wow its still going strong. Lets see how it is against this episode..
TOW Football
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TOW at the Beach
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PLOT:Phoebe finds a picture of her parents with their friend (also named Phoebe) and looks her up; she lives out by the beach, so everyone decides to go to the beach for the weekend. Rachel wears a big hat. Monica mourns her failed relationships, which prompts Chandler to offer to be her boyfriend "if worse comes to worst." Monica laughs, which prompts on-going efforts by Chandler to prove he's boyfriend material. Joey tries to initiate a strip-poker game, which ends up as a strip-Happy-Days game. Rachel and Ross flirt... until Ross's girlfriend Bonnie shows up. Phoebe finds out that the other Phoebe has no idea where her father Frank is... but she has a different revelation to make: She's Phoebe's mother. Rachel convinces Bonnie to shave her head again, which results in a confrontation between Rachel and Ross in which she reveals she still loves him. Ross must decide
TOW They said....
Rachel: I mean, is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Joey: Yeah, sure. Well ya know, earlier she was talking about geography.
Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries she's done it in.
Joey: Well, I think we all learned something.
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Phoebe: And this time they've ganged up to form one giant, super hat.
Joey: So let me get this straight: If you go with Bonnie tonight, you're doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Right. And if you go with Rachel, Bonnie's free tonight?
[Chandler on his knees as Monica opens the door]
Chandler: Hi! I'm Dorf, your date for the evening. Oh, come on! Dorf On Dating, that's good stuff!
Im voting for the Beach, just for a change. Plus its also a very strong ep.
jackson13
09-21-2004, 05:57 AM
I do like TOW The Beach, but the thing that ruins it for me is the whole "Ross and Monica playing the same Strip Happy Days game". It's like the writers forget that Ross and Monica are brother and sister sometimes cause I know that if I had a sister, theres no way in Hell that I would play any type of "strip" game with her even in the room. Ew.
Football for me.
Lord Raiden
09-21-2004, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by jeo4
Welcome to the board, Raiden. :)
Thank you my friend. :cool:
Football
My money's on TOW The Jellyfish to finally end Football's streak.
brodeurnumber1
09-21-2004, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by Raiden
My money's on TOW The Jellyfish to finally end Football's streak.
Pfffffff, The Embroyo's will.
I actually didn't think the Beach was the greatest, so I'll vote for the Great Foosball again.
The Beach. At last! An episode that beats football! YAY!!
Arathon
09-25-2004, 06:16 AM
3-2 lead for Foosball. Any last votes?
Damone
10-11-2004, 03:10 PM
Football
bankholdup
10-11-2004, 09:09 PM
Can I just say that I hate tournaments that are set up this way? No offense to the creator, but the matches just aren't any fun!
Yeah, I know, "If you don't like it, don't hang around." Just wanted to get it out there.
The Beach
Arathon
11-01-2004, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by bankholdup
Can I just say that I hate tournaments that are set up this way? No offense to the creator, but the matches just aren't any fun!
Yeah, I know, "If you don't like it, don't hang around." Just wanted to get it out there.
The Beach
lol. You are free to have your opinion. Yea, I just haven't had as much time doing this as usual, but if you have any ideas on how this could be more fun, please do share with us.
Arathon
11-01-2004, 02:25 AM
Football is still going! And wins 4-3
TOW Foosball
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TOW Jellyfish
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PLOT:Ross dumps Bonnie, which takes all night; she leaves in the morning. Meanwhile, Rachel writes a long letter to Ross that she needs him to read before they get back together; he tries to read it but falls asleep... then has to fake it when she asks him about it; Ross agrees with the letter before he finds out what it says; once he finds out the letter asks him to accept the breakup was all his fault, he's not sure he can keep up the charade. Phoebe is upset that her real mother never tried to contact her; she tells her mother she never wants to see her again, but her mother finally convinces her to reconcile. Ursula knew about their real mother all along, but never told Phoebe. Monica, Chandler, and Joey spend the day on the beach; Joey digs a hole; Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. Joey remembers that peeing on a jellyfish sting takes the pain away; Monica "can't bend that way" and Joey gets "Stage Fright," leaving Chandler. Ross can't stand hiding his feelings and he and Rachel break up again.
TOW THEY SAID:
Ross: Well, I gotta go break up with Bonnie.
Rachel: Here? Now?
Ross: Well, yeah. I can't... I can't stay here all night, and if I go in there she's... she's gonna wanna... do stuff.
Rachel: Can't you just tell her that you are not in the mood?
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesn't work either, I can't tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
Rachel: Ooohhh...
Ross: Ooohhh, okay! Yeah, why am I telling you that?
Rachel: I don't know.
Ross: Yeah, yeah. It wasn't every morning.
Rachel: Oh, making it worse!
Phoebe Sr.: Well, anyhow, somehow I got pregnant and... and I was scared. I was stupid and sellfish and I was 18 years old. I mean, you remember what it was like to be eighteen years old, don't you?
Phoebe: Yeah. Let's see, my Mom had killed herself, and my Dad had run off, and I was living in a Gremlin with a guy named Cindy who talked to his hand.
Joey: Well we have to say something! We have to get it out! It's eating me alive! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
Monica: All right! All right. I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I... I couldn't walk.
Chandler: We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
Monica: I was in too much pain.
Joey: And I was tired from digging the huge hole!
Chandler: And then Joey remembered something.
Joey: I'd seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?
Phoebe and Rachel: Ewwww!
Monica: You can't say that! You don't know! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I...I tried, but I...I couldn't... bend that way. So...
Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel:Ewwww!
Joey: That's right, I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help! If I had too, I'd pee on any one of you! Only, uh, I couldn't. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So...so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Chandler: AAAaaaaah! ...Joey kept screaming at me, 'Do it now! Do it! Do it! Do it now!' Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
Joey: That's 'cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
I vote Football
Damone
11-01-2004, 10:48 AM
Jellyfish
Jellyfish for me.
Welcome back, Arathon.
jackson13
11-01-2004, 12:55 PM
While the whole scene at Monicas where Ross & Rachel break up again is classic (FRONT AND BACK!), Football still does it for me.
Football!!
brodeurnumber1
11-01-2004, 03:34 PM
Is it me, or are people voting Jellyfish just to eliminate Football?
Football on this one, although the breakup with Chandler's outburst is hilarious.
Lord Raiden
11-01-2004, 04:03 PM
Jellyfish
Rachel: "We are sooo over!"
Ross: "Fine by me!"
Originally posted by Raiden
Jellyfish
Rachel: "We are sooo over!"
Ross: "Fine by me!"
Rachel: "By the way, it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to a lot of guys, and it IS A BIG DEAL!"
Chandler: "I KNEW IT!"
FilmBuff84
11-04-2004, 09:55 PM
Jellyfish
Lord Raiden
11-17-2004, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by brodeurnumber1
Is it me, or are people voting Jellyfish just to eliminate Football?
I can only speak for myself...as much as I love Football , Jellyfish is a solid overall show that still makes me laugh everytime I watch it.
By the way....
BUMP!!!
Ditto what Raiden said. I like Football, but the Jellyfish episode was mint.
Jellyfish is leading 4 to 3.
Lord Raiden
12-19-2004, 12:13 AM
BuMp!
Come back, Arathon ! Come back!
stevereno
12-19-2004, 06:10 PM
jellyfish
SHIVER ME TIMBERS
Yeah, Arathon. Where the hell are you?
Jellyfish leads the series 5 to 3.
"It just got interesting!"
bankholdup
01-15-2005, 01:37 PM
Make it 6-3.
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