Grim H.
10-26-2003, 03:48 PM
This channel is a travesty to a movie-based network. In their words "MOVIEplex never shows R-Rated movies and PG-13 movies are only shown in the evenings." This ensures that these movies can be enjoyed by 'everyone,' so everyone can be happy little wuss. :eek:
Sundays are the worst. If you happen to be flipping through the channels, and something lame catches your attention, chances are it's a sunday afternoon on movieplex. Sundays are specifically designed to be "teens" day. Like a bunch of 14 year old kids are at home waiting in joy for their favorite show to come one this channel. They have a program with these two little assholes who talk about recent movies, etc. Neither of them would know a good movie if it ran up and kicked them in the balls. It's funny that a few times they will even mention R-rated movies, even though you know that no one who watches that network has ever seen anything decent :D
Next I speak of "The Tribe." This show makes a sci-fi channel original look like Citizen Kane. It's about a bunch of nitwit kids running around in a post-apocalyptic urban neighborhood. There are two problems, magically it seems, electricity, computers, and the internet seem to all work despite this being a post-apocalyptic world, and the costumes were designed by a retarded monkey. And I think it's quite possible that the very same monkey is head of the writing department. I had the discourse of sitting through the last ten minutes of this show, and it was worse than that time I got caught in an air duct (don't ask). Somehow it seems that the only people who were killed in the apocalypse happened to be everyone on the planet over the age of 15. Why every character has to have blue hair I'm still trying to figure out.
In short, I will soon be contacting my local cable provider to tell them to either take this off my cable, or send someone over to stab me in the eyes:eek:
Sundays are the worst. If you happen to be flipping through the channels, and something lame catches your attention, chances are it's a sunday afternoon on movieplex. Sundays are specifically designed to be "teens" day. Like a bunch of 14 year old kids are at home waiting in joy for their favorite show to come one this channel. They have a program with these two little assholes who talk about recent movies, etc. Neither of them would know a good movie if it ran up and kicked them in the balls. It's funny that a few times they will even mention R-rated movies, even though you know that no one who watches that network has ever seen anything decent :D
Next I speak of "The Tribe." This show makes a sci-fi channel original look like Citizen Kane. It's about a bunch of nitwit kids running around in a post-apocalyptic urban neighborhood. There are two problems, magically it seems, electricity, computers, and the internet seem to all work despite this being a post-apocalyptic world, and the costumes were designed by a retarded monkey. And I think it's quite possible that the very same monkey is head of the writing department. I had the discourse of sitting through the last ten minutes of this show, and it was worse than that time I got caught in an air duct (don't ask). Somehow it seems that the only people who were killed in the apocalypse happened to be everyone on the planet over the age of 15. Why every character has to have blue hair I'm still trying to figure out.
In short, I will soon be contacting my local cable provider to tell them to either take this off my cable, or send someone over to stab me in the eyes:eek: