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Rated R
10-29-2003, 03:36 PM
AHHHHHHHH! On the JoBlo front page today Mike Sampson posted a before and after pic of Lindsay Lohan...holy christ, what happened to this formerly adorable girl? She looks like a cheap hooker!

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/lohan.jpg

She looks fine here, and natural. If she was older and looked like that(only matured a bit sure) then she'd be damn fine.

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/lohan1.jpg

Mother of God. This is hideous, I mean she is plastered with tacky makeup and as Sampson says, it looks like some surgical modifications were made. Fuck, people just love becoming artificial in Hollywood...either that or the studios deem it "good for their image". Fuck that shit, I wouldn't date a girl that looked that trashy...jesus.
BorderEevilIII
10-29-2003, 03:50 PM
well I can tell where ya got that one Rated R...;)
Well the NOW pic truly yes is a unflattering pic of her. Well this reminds me of this thread that got immediately got shut down that has 2 pics of her which looks not that bad IMO.

Seen HERE (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50488&highlight=Lindsay+Lohan)
MarkItZero
10-29-2003, 04:14 PM
who is she?
BakeTheMooCow
10-29-2003, 04:23 PM
That's not really fair to her..

It's just a bad pic

Here are some better ones;

http://webusers.warwick.net/~u1021851/94.jpg http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/teen/teen_choice_awards_2003_photos/lindsay_lohan/teen5.jpg

I'd do her in the ass many times over
BorderEevilIII
10-29-2003, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by MarkItZero
who is she?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305291489.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif


Whistles shamelessly at the pic of her in black...:D
blankpage
10-29-2003, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Rated R


http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/lohan1.jpg





SEXAY!!

Joking, she looks like a 3 dollar hooker, but in the pic Bake posted...... :D :D :D....I like, I like!
jackson13
10-29-2003, 05:17 PM
It is nice to see her ta-ta's developed as well. I think she looks yummy in all the pics.
El Bracamonti
10-29-2003, 05:31 PM
yeah, i agree that the one pic is just a bad one. i think she's very attractive.
Rated R
10-29-2003, 11:21 PM
Yeah, maybe I was a bit rash in my judgment. In all the other pics posted she seems okie dokie. Let's hope I was wrong.
A.J. Hakari
10-29-2003, 11:27 PM
Yeah, I think she looks pretty decent from the better pics posted. Here's to hoping she moves out of Disney flicks and showing us what she's really got as far as acting.
Annie Hall
10-29-2003, 11:31 PM
It's the blonde hair. If she would NOT EVER be tan, and have red hair again...fuck, even I would admit she was pretty.
Scarface98.9
10-30-2003, 12:46 AM
We all take really bad pictures, I mean, look no further than the pic I have in the Schmoe gallery. But I have seen some really good recent photos, so she's not quite the lost cause Jonathan Lipnicki is
Cyclonus
10-30-2003, 12:49 AM
I don't see what the big deal is. Like the other guy said...it's just that the lighting was bad or something. Looking at the good pics...I think she's a very pretty girl.

I have yet to see any of her films, though.
ilovemovies
10-30-2003, 12:53 AM
Well I have seen both Parent Trap and Freaky Friday and they are both very good family films and she's very good in them. And I was surprised to see her in Freaky Friday. She got kinda hot.
vtadave
10-30-2003, 12:00 PM
Yeah I'd hit it.
i8pineapple2day
10-30-2003, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by blankpage


she looks like a 3 dollar hooker, but in the pic Bake posted...... :D :D :D....I like, I like!


3 dollars for that fine ass girl, shit were do you shop for
hookers!

I think she's fine, that's a bad picture
even if she got some surgery a little surgery never
hurt anyone. Just ask Demi Moore she has surgery done
daily
Nate6
10-31-2003, 04:15 PM
Yummy...she's becoming a bit whoresque but still...yummy...
SkyNet
10-31-2003, 07:55 PM
she is quite fine. Her and Keira Knightly remind me of each other (dont know why.. so dont ask) both are incredibly fine.

How old is Lohan? (and Knightly if anyone knows)!
Nate6
10-31-2003, 08:02 PM
Except Knightley has exactly NO boobs, while Lohan has sizeable melons.

Lohan is 17, Knightley is 18.
HeavyK
10-31-2003, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Nate6
Except Knightley has exactly NO boobs, while Lohan has sizeable melons.

Lohan is 17, Knightley is 18.

One more year! One more year! One more year!
HHH123007
11-01-2003, 09:33 AM
Meh...I don't like her because she's wearing a fucking trucker hat in that one picture.

One second she was okay in my book....and then she took a bad turn.
Moviefan1234
11-01-2003, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by Nate6
Except Knightley has exactly NO boobs

What have I told you about cutting on Miss Knightley? :mad:
Valentyne
11-01-2003, 11:42 AM
I think she looks awful in the first original picture, but in the ones BaketheMooCow posted she looks quite hot.
Briare Rabbit
11-01-2003, 02:06 PM
Yes that's an unflattering picture of her. She's quite a hottie otherwise.
James Logan
11-01-2003, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Nate6

Lohan is 17, Knightley is 18.

Right up my alley, then. ;)

And Nate, if Keira has no boobs...then gimme a flast-chested woman right friggin' now! :D
Invincible
11-01-2003, 05:38 PM
Damn! she hot...ohhhhhh she hot!
Jon Lyrik
11-01-2003, 08:16 PM
Sick old men. :rolleyes:
Erin123
11-03-2003, 01:33 AM
I'd do her in the ass many times over

BakeTheMooCow...Wtf? Me thinks that this is one of those thoughts that you should keep to yourself.
daddiefatsacks
11-03-2003, 10:59 AM
jesus, does every child star turn out to be hot?

next thing you know the little girl from 7th heaven is going to be bustin D cups out of her blouse at the premiere for Scary Movie 5
SkyNet
11-03-2003, 01:50 PM
isnt that Little Girl from 7th Heaven like 21 or 22 years old? i never watched the show, but i did see an episode of CRIBS (MTV) and the girl i think is the youngest was on it, and she had a fridge full of Smirnoff alcohol, and she said its ok, she was 21!

Not sure!

But im not a sick old man.. im 19 years old! Im a sick teen
Briare Rabbit
11-03-2003, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by SkyNet
isnt that Little Girl from 7th Heaven like 21 or 22 years old? i never watched the show, but i did see an episode of CRIBS (MTV) and the girl i think is the youngest was on it, and she had a fridge full of Smirnoff alcohol, and she said its ok, she was 21!

Not sure!

But im not a sick old man.. im 19 years old! Im a sick teen

Um no.... Mackenzie Rosman (Ruthie) is the youngest on the show. She's currently 13 (14 in December). The older two girls on the show are: Jessica Biel (21, and no longer a cast member) and Beverley Mitchell (22)

But yeah, I say it pnce and Ill say it again. Lohan is fine.
Lynn Minmei
11-03-2003, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by Rated R


http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/lohan1.jpg



Remember that episode of Seinfeld when Kramer used butter to tan himself and ended up smelling and looking like a cooked turkey?
Grebdron
11-03-2003, 06:02 PM
I fail to see the attraction most of you have for this chick.

In a word...Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Lynn Minmei
11-03-2003, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Grebdron
I fail to see the attraction most of you have for this chick.

In a word...Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Never thought we'd agree on somethin' Greb. This is just what happens when girls mature, folks. You can find them conveniently in your hometown too.
Grebdron
11-03-2003, 06:16 PM
Not all girls mature like that. My 35 year old g/f looks better now than ever.

Which is no mean feat.
APzombie
11-04-2003, 12:00 AM
I don't know about you, but i would set up a PARENT TRAP to have a FREAKY FRIDAY with her.

I kidd, i kidd.... ;)

I accually don't think she is attractive, that picure doesn't help either.

Also, I don't want to hear another damn word against Kiera Knightley! She is my favorite rising star!!!

all hail Kiera!
i8pineapple2day
11-04-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by APzombie
I don't know about you, but i would set up a PARENT TRAP to have a FREAKY FRIDAY with her.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
funny shite dude that was fucking great




[i]
Also, I don't want to hear another damn word against Kiera Knightley! She is my favorite rising star!!!

all hail Kiera! [/B]


about Kiera, I swear to God I saw her on PBS's remake of
Doctor Zhisvago (I have knoe Idea how to spell it) the other night
when I was flipping channels
with Sam Niel and some other big stars at first I was like that's
not her but then my brother said it had to be her too so it was her or some chic that looked tons like her (I only watched it for
a couple minutes though )

anyway I'm getting off of the subject, Lindsey I'll go out with you
anytime okay babe
Jon Lyrik
11-04-2003, 04:18 PM
I'm surprised Grebdron doesn't favor her. He is the most ancient dude her.

The rest of you: Sick old men. :rolleyes:
TheDeadWalk
11-09-2003, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by Jon Lyrik


The rest of you: Sick old men. :rolleyes:

Say what you want... but it isn't everyday that such happiness can come for just a mere three dollars.

I'd take her over the shatty ass Olsen twins.
TheJadedGamer
11-09-2003, 09:55 PM
Whoa...she is hot. :D
Frank the Tank
11-10-2003, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Grebdron
I fail to see the attraction most of you have for this chick.

In a word...Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Damn Straight, Greb. She is gross and always has been. Even when I saw The Parent Trap when I was 10 she was creepy looking.
RicochetShaw
08-07-2010, 02:53 PM
There are more than a handful of valuable time capsules on this 10-year-old forum. This one is perhaps my favorite.
Reigh Kaufman
08-07-2010, 03:01 PM
Bake...lol.

I miss Greb, Annie and Logan.
Cosimo
08-07-2010, 03:24 PM
i'm sure she'd be pretty annoying but she was fit once

i do kinda like a cainer girl
Rated R
08-07-2010, 04:47 PM
Thank you, Ricochet, for bringing this back. It's funny in hindsight, but that first picture that was supposedly "terrible" looks actually quite decent in comparison to some more recent photos. Tip of the iceberg...tip of the iceberg.
countchocula
08-07-2010, 05:08 PM
Mean Girls was pretty funny. I hope that it kickstarts her career. I can't wait to see what she does next.
Jon Lyrik
08-07-2010, 06:05 PM
You're still old perverts.
jolanar
08-07-2010, 10:34 PM
Haha so funny that we said all these things 7 years ago. Can't say nobody saw this coming.
Buck Turgidson
08-08-2010, 12:32 AM
Bake...lol.

I miss Greb, Annie and Logan.Ditto.
Tweek
08-08-2010, 02:58 AM
Mean Girls was pretty funny. I hope that it kickstarts her career. I can't wait to see what she does next.

http://www.realbollywood.com/news/up_images/11128366.jpg
brigetterocks
08-09-2010, 05:26 PM
She keeps soo busy through all the madness. Her next flick, "Underground Comedy 2010" looks pretty fun. I saw in the trailer its the Sham Wow Guys film and he has some great comedy talent involved.
diamondeyes
08-09-2010, 06:00 PM
WOW. Necropost of the decade. Yeah. I'll have to check out UC2010 after seeing this. Lindsay could use some more nose candy money.
CRAPPY
08-10-2010, 05:09 PM
She needs to lay off the spray tan, learn to luv her freckles and keep her hair its natural color. Oh, and stop smoking so much and stop the drugs cause her skin is really starting to look leathery.
diamondeyes
08-10-2010, 05:43 PM
She needs to lay off the spray tan, learn to luv her freckles and keep her hair its natural color. Oh, and stop smoking so much and stop the drugs cause her skin is really starting to look leathery.

Awwww. No love for the rehab look?
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/08/03/alg_lindsay-lohan_less-exciting.jpg
Digifruitella
08-11-2010, 06:05 PM
she got hot is what happened.
dennisv
08-12-2010, 09:46 PM
http://www.drugfreetraining.co.za/pics/cocaineREX2707_468x435.jpg

Thats what.
diamondeyes
08-13-2010, 04:29 PM
Every time I click on this thread I laugh. Some threads just have permanent relevance - like violence in middle east or hunger in africa.
Moviefan02000
08-20-2010, 11:32 PM
I don't see what the big deal is. Like the other guy said...it's just that the lighting was bad or something. Looking at the good pics...I think she's a very pretty girl.

I have yet to see any of her films, though.

Any of them? FREAKY FRIDAY, MEAN GIRLS and THE PARENT TRAP are all quite good.
Moviefan02000
08-20-2010, 11:33 PM
Oh wow, didn't realize how old this thread was. ;)
Frank the Tank
08-21-2010, 12:53 AM
Damn Straight, Greb. She is gross and always has been. Even when I saw The Parent Trap when I was 10 she was creepy looking.

I agree with 15 year old me.

She was horrifying in The Parent Trap.

http://cupidjazmine.blogg.se/images/2008/the-parent-trap_12174308.jpg
She times 2 will take your soul


And I didn't think she was good looking back when she was in her prime in 04. Nice beewbs but that's about it at that time. Now she just creeps me out and I feel bad for her.