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ERIN_LoJ
10-29-2003, 09:02 PM
.....if any of us actually trick-or-treat anymore.....
Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating
10. Any house that seems to be imploding into a hole
in the ground.
9. Any house made of food.
8. Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas.
7. Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement.
6. Any house where high-tension power lines seem to
stop.
5. Any house that keeps growling, "Get out"
4. Any house where the furniture seems to be walking
around the
living room.
3. Any house that looks like a giant, pulsating orb
floating 3 feet
above the ground than a house.
2. Any house with a yard full of statues of people in
odd running
poses.
And the number 1 house to avoid...
1. Any house that wasn't there a couple of seconds
ago.
Nekroman
10-29-2003, 09:24 PM
Those are great! Mind if I post mine?
1: Any where the owner is guarding the candy bowl with a shotgun
2: Those annoying fundamentalist anti-Halloween houses that hand out fire and brimstone tracts
3: The house with the dead trick or treaters on the front porch
4: The house owned by the psycho that works at the razor blade factory
5: The house where the health nut lives
6: The Myers house
7: The house with the horrible stench eminating from it
8: Any house the fire department is putting out
9: Arrow's house :D
10: And the absolute worst house of all: Neverland Ranch!
psycho path
10-29-2003, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Nekroman
4: The house owned by the psycho that works at the razor blade factory
Huh! You people are on to me!
chasingbanky
10-29-2003, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by ERIN_LoJ
2. Any house with a yard full of statues of people in
odd running
poses.
LOFUCKINL :D
DaRkToOtH
10-29-2003, 11:19 PM
houses where theres no candy
nuff said
Those last houses on the left
Those damn houses on haunted hills
Any house when ya ring the doorbell and you hear "Norman, can you get the door"
ParileseMonster
10-30-2003, 12:19 AM
Avoid houses owned by Dentists unless you want to stock up on some Crest.
Avoid houses that are Stepford wife looking because you will end up getting this months issue of Watchtower instead of candy.
Avoid houses with red or blue porch lights unless you really do want a drug laced Snickers bar.
Avoid full length candy bars from a rich house where the host has no personality. More than likely she bought a gross of candybars the day after Halloween last year and they will most likely have that nice white crap layer on top by now.:D
Originally posted by ParileseMonster
Avoid houses with red or blue porch lights unless you really do want a drug laced Snickers bar.
Hey! That's my house! Don't tell people to avoid my house!:mad:
TheDeadWalk
10-30-2003, 07:14 PM
I'd say avoid that "Last house on the left" over there.
Oh yeah, and avoid any mailing address listed:
"Visible Boom Mike, USA~William Katt's Kinky Hair"
You won't get out alive.
Could Be Worse
10-30-2003, 07:28 PM
Decided to pick ten movie houses
The house from House of 1000 Corpses
The House from TCM
The house from Hellraiser
The Myers house
The House on Haunted Hill (1999)
Rose Red
The Overlook Hotel
The house from Poltergeist
The house from ANOES
The house from Carrie
Psyco Chick18
10-30-2003, 09:09 PM
Avoid any house that is in the middle of nowhere, where creepy cannibles live and albino artists live.
i that made sense.
If anyone wants to have a good time.....go to my ex girlfriends house because noone seems to avoid that! LOL
chasingbanky
10-31-2003, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Hack
If anyone wants to have a good time.....go to my ex girlfriends house because noone seems to avoid that! LOL
BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also avoid the houses where the door is open....Because you know full fuckin well the urge of goin in can't be resisted...And while you're having that urge the child molester behind the door is having an urge he/she can't resist either........DIG IT
Freddy Krueger6
10-31-2003, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by Hack
If anyone wants to have a good time.....go to my ex girlfriends house because noone seems to avoid that! LOL
HAHAHAHA LOL HAHA THATS FREAKEN HILARIOUS!!
well i always avoid the houses that have a bunch of men outside wearing short shorts,tight tops and wearing slippers ...............no offence to and homosexual people here
and obviously the houses with no lights on
Juice
10-31-2003, 01:00 PM
Aboslutely avoid...
Any house where you never saw anyone going in or out
Any house with a dark cloud constantly hanging above it
Any house little kids talk about as 'the witches house'
Any house where you hear unidentified noise, whatever it is
Any house where an accident happened, no matter how many years ago
Any house that has a sign saying 'Beware of the... (anything)'
Any house where the owners seem to wear Halloween outfits that look very realistic
Any house on number 13 or 666
Any house built by some mysterious guy that has some legends going around him
Any house with an owner who never shows himself to the world and has a strange servant
Any house a 100 yards or closer to a graveyard
There was a house in my old neighborhood with the address of 13666. Just not a cool house at all.
I always try to avoid the houses with Halloween decorations in the yard/on the house after Halloween. Damn lazy people, just imagine what the inside of their house looks like.
skweemkween
11-02-2003, 11:19 AM
PEOPLE? PLEASE.
The no.1 house to avoid trick-or-treating?
Any house with yard gnomes.
NightHorrorChick
11-02-2003, 12:30 PM
Avoid the house on 1428 Elm Street
Avoid houses with the address 666
Avoid the house with a long staircase at the side of it (Exorcist)
Avoid the Last House on the Left
Avoid the last house on the end of dead end street that sits upon the top of a hill
Avoid the house with dogs in the front yard that bark at you visciously
Avoid the Myers place
Avoid the large house on Ocean Drive (I think that's the street name...) in Amityville Long Island
Avoid the house where little kids enter and don't come back out
Avoid the house with the horrible smell
Avoid the house where a woman about 50 tries to be sexy in little clothes and invites you in to get your candy
Is the lady who's 50 hot?
Most of those were very funny! But, no offense, some of them were just rehashes of other's stolen ideas. I have the one you really don't want to visit:
MY HOUSE!
Because I won't answer the door if you're a fellow schmoe for fear of you realizing that I am that 15 year old serial killer that lives in your neighborhood. ;)
quoth_the_raven
11-05-2003, 05:43 PM
My house!!!!
*gets sniper rifle ready for action*
bring it on agents of satan ;)
(yes. i'm in one of my odd moods tonight.;))
WamphyriNate
11-06-2003, 05:01 AM
For some reason my sitting on the porch with my Klingon swords seemed to scare all the trick-or-treaters away. I don't know why, not like I left any blood on them or anything like that. And people go missing in my neighborhood all the time anyway so WTF?
gorysnoopy
11-07-2003, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by ERIN_LoJ
.....if any of us actually trick-or-treat anymore.....
Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating
8. Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas.
And just what is wrong with having ornamental lawn hyenas?FYI,I happen to give out the best candy!!
Adam J. Hakari
11-07-2003, 08:24 PM
Any houses that enjoy taking themselves apart and regenerating on their own.
Cyclonus
11-07-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
Any houses that enjoy taking themselves apart and regenerating on their own.
Ohhh...that sounds interesting! What movie is that from?
DaRkToOtH
11-07-2003, 11:31 PM
poltergiest
GrimKnife101
11-08-2003, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Juice
Any house where an accident happened, no matter how many years ago
Hey, a guy shot himself in the house I live now like 50 years ago, and nothin awkward happens over here. UGH! Hold on I gotta go tell those annoying screaming crying brats to stop asking to go home. God they never shut up!
JivaFox
11-08-2003, 03:51 PM
Haha, these are brilliant. :D
How about that house that looks like a chapel and has a big pipe in the ground? :o
killuminati003
11-08-2003, 09:00 PM
heres a few (in no specific order)
The House with the white beat up van with tinted windows in the front
The House at the end of a very long driveway that has signs every few feet saying things such as "beware" or "turn back"
A big white house, with a fountain in front and large gate.
The house owned by the strange man with a forgein accent who always has his hair slicked back.
the house with the black man out front talking about "rabbit holes"
The house with the large sign out front saying "trick or treaters will be shot and/or prosecuted"
The house that always seems to have bats flying around it (even in daytime)
The house with the old man who dresses in robes and refers to you as a "muggle"
Ed Geins house.
the prosecuted serial child rapist house who was let out before the man who stole a pack of bubble gum and allowed to move in becuase the neighbors were tricked into signing a petition.
Adam J. Hakari
11-08-2003, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Cyclonus
Ohhh...that sounds interesting! What movie is that from?
BURNT OFFERINGS, a '70s haunted house flick with Karen Black and Oliver Reed. Slow as hell, but a bit where Reed sees the house shedding itself is freaky.
ColonelColinCaine
11-08-2003, 11:45 PM
Stay away from the house by the cemetery. Dr. Freudstein isn't very nice to his guests.
Stay away from any house whose windows are situated so that they look like eyes; unless, of course, you're wearing a colostomy bag.
Stay away from any house with 1000 corpses laying around in the front yard. They always give out candy corn, surely the candy of Satan!
Unless you want to be forcibly raped by a bi-sexual British guy with a perm, who prances about in black leather and fish-net stockings and constantly sings about fucking, I'd stay away from the Frankenstein-place.
Stay away from any house whose yard is full of signs proclaiming "WE'VE GOT BARBECUE!" at all costs.
Any house that requires you to be lured into the shadows by a nude, large-breasted porcupine-woman.
Stay away from Tony Montana's place. He'll just try to show you his little friend. (Interpret that any way you want.)
THEY LIVE.
WE SLEEP.
GrimKnife101
11-09-2003, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by killuminati003
Ed Geins house.
Well, that house is long gone so we don't have to worry about that......wait, I get it! Avoid it, cuz it's supposed to be torn down which would be kind of bad to see it still up.....so why did I even post this?
someguy
11-09-2003, 10:54 AM
Don't go to any house with sexy women. I know. My friend went and he was never seen again for two days. Now he's one of the happiest people I know with a grin on his face all the time. He hasn't been the same since.
Originally posted by someguy
Don't go to any house with sexy women. I know. My friend went and he was never seen again for two days. Now he's one of the happiest people I know with a grin on his face all the time. He hasn't been the same since.
Mmm, someguy! It's about time, maybe next time you should go into this house! Maybe... with me?! :p
adamjohnson
11-09-2003, 01:44 PM
Any house thats bigger on the inside than it is on the outside!
someguy
11-09-2003, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by 'Nut
Mmm, someguy! It's about time, maybe next time you should go into this house! Maybe... with me?! :p
Wouldn't your girlfriend object to this?
Wouldn't you someguy? Could we find Colin and Hal in there too?
someguy
11-09-2003, 09:17 PM
I said ladies you fool. Although they might like Hal cause of his enormous tongue. Good for Frenchin' with the ladies.
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