KcMsterpce
11-01-2003, 05:04 AM
So I'm here with a friend of mine who I don't usually watch movies with. I seem to forget WHY I watch these movies with my friend...
<cue in doomsday music>
Until now...
It's about 15 minutes into 28 DAYS LATER and I have been asked the following... [very minor spoilers]
"Oh, it's a monkey. Why are they tying up that monkey?"
[there's a gutted monkey] "Woah, is that monkey dead?"
"Rage? Rage is an infection?"
"Why is that dude in a hospital?"
"Where is everybody? Is he all alone?"
"That's not one of the guys in the beginning, is it? How did he survive?... Oh, he isn't one of those guys in the beginning, then?"
[reading a quote] "... What? 'Extremely fucking nigh'? What do they mean by that?"
"Why are all those people dead in a church?"
I answer, "Because they all wanted to try and become closer and more faithful to God before they died."
"Yeah, but why are they in a church?"
"so then they go after people and aren't intelligent about it?"
Answer: Yeah, they just blindly attack without much thought or pretense.
"Yeah, so that aren't very intelligent about it then, are they?"
Something tells me this is going to be a long FUCKING NIGHT!!!
So please, if you're one of those people who can't sit and watch a movie without getting instant gratification on what's going on at all times, PLEASE try to be quiet for a while and figure out what's going on by LISTENING to what everyone is saying in the movie, and figuring things out as the movie progresses.
That would make people like me very happy!
And BTW this isn't even in a movie theater, and when it's in a movie theater it's about 50x worse. DON'T DO IT DURING A LOCAL THEATER PRESENTATION AT ALL!
Love,
Kc
Thank you.
<cue in doomsday music>
Until now...
It's about 15 minutes into 28 DAYS LATER and I have been asked the following... [very minor spoilers]
"Oh, it's a monkey. Why are they tying up that monkey?"
[there's a gutted monkey] "Woah, is that monkey dead?"
"Rage? Rage is an infection?"
"Why is that dude in a hospital?"
"Where is everybody? Is he all alone?"
"That's not one of the guys in the beginning, is it? How did he survive?... Oh, he isn't one of those guys in the beginning, then?"
[reading a quote] "... What? 'Extremely fucking nigh'? What do they mean by that?"
"Why are all those people dead in a church?"
I answer, "Because they all wanted to try and become closer and more faithful to God before they died."
"Yeah, but why are they in a church?"
"so then they go after people and aren't intelligent about it?"
Answer: Yeah, they just blindly attack without much thought or pretense.
"Yeah, so that aren't very intelligent about it then, are they?"
Something tells me this is going to be a long FUCKING NIGHT!!!
So please, if you're one of those people who can't sit and watch a movie without getting instant gratification on what's going on at all times, PLEASE try to be quiet for a while and figure out what's going on by LISTENING to what everyone is saying in the movie, and figuring things out as the movie progresses.
That would make people like me very happy!
And BTW this isn't even in a movie theater, and when it's in a movie theater it's about 50x worse. DON'T DO IT DURING A LOCAL THEATER PRESENTATION AT ALL!
Love,
Kc
Thank you.