Empire Magazine's Ten Cheesiest Movie Moments

[Grebdron]

1. "Independence Day" (Bill Pullman's speech)
2. "Top Gun" (You can be my wingman anytime)
3. "The Karate Kid" (Daniel wins the big tournament on one leg)
4. "Four Weddings and a Funeral" (Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed)
5. "Pearl Harbor" (Kate Beckinsale reads a love letter as the sun sets)
6. "Stepmom" (the big group sing)
7. "The Postman" (No, I'm just the postman)
8. "An Officer and a Gentleman" (Richard Gere carries Debra Winger out of the factory)
9. "Patch Adams" (sick kids rescue Robin Williams in court)
10. "Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones" (Sand is rough and coarse. Not like you)

What are your votes for the ultimate cheesy moments?

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Gotta go with Karate Kid on this one.

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by Grebdron
1. "Independence Day" (Bill Pullman's speech)
3. "The Karate Kid" (Daniel wins the big tournament on one leg)
5. "Pearl Harbor" (Kate Beckinsale reads a love letter as the sun sets)
10. "Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones" (Sand is rough and coarse. Not like you)
I agree with these. But just because I haven't seen half of the others, and i don't remember well the rest.

ID4 is definitely a turd. A BIG turd.


But i would also nominate the atrocious Vanilla Sky. Not one single moment: all of it. I f i had to choose one moment, it would be the moment when the song of The Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" sounds. Worst. Song. Election. EVER!

[Annie Hall]

How about the Ghost poetry scene...or...even BETTER

"No one puts Baby in the corner" from Dirty Dancing?

[Trinity]

Originally posted by Grebdron
6. "Stepmom" (the big group sing)


Is that the one when Susan Sarandon and her kids sing "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"? Cause I loved that scene.

[screamer581]

Originally posted by Grebdron
9. "Patch Adams" (sick kids rescue Robin Williams in court)


I concure. Awful scene from an awful movie.

[Indiana Sev]

Patch Adams is the definition of cheese. The movie sucked more than Madonna at a Lakers game. :confused:

So I pick #9 then.

P.S. That Karate Kid scene gave me chills, yo! Danny was inspiring as hell...

"I am the man, who will fight for your honor..." :cool:

[Jon Lyrik]

I agree with the the entire list.

I would add any moment from I Am Sam or Corrina, Corrina, or any other Jessie Nelson movie. Which is why I'm happy with Stepmom being number 6.

[A.J. Hakari]

A WALK TO REMEMBER. The scene. The one that takes place just moments before the last one. Those who've seen it know what I'm talking about.

:mad:

[flowrchild]

I actually think there were far more cheesy moments in Stepmom than the one they picked. Agreed, Adam J Haraki-- but the WHOLE movie was a cheese-fest.

Some cheesy moments off the top of my head:

"Ouch"
"Does Your Nose Hurt?"
"I Think It's My Heart"

- Pearl Harbor

The scene in Volcano where the kid sees soot all over everyones faces after the eruption and makes some cheesy ass monologue about how "we really do all look the same".


:rolleyes:

[A.J. Hakari]

Originally posted by flowrchild
Agreed, Adam J Haraki-- but the WHOLE movie was a cheese-fest.

Bingo. Mandy Moore's already proven that she can act...now just give her a good movie...

[night prowler]

Originally posted by Grebdron
1. "Independence Day" (Bill Pullman's speech)

What are your votes for the ultimate cheesy moments?

Wow! That speech made the hair on my body stand up. Why is it on the list?

[blankpage]

I couldn't agree more.

[flowrchild]

Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
Mandy Moore's already proven that she can act

When was this? ;)

[BorderEevilIII]

I will HIGHLY agree that these IMO were cheesy moments in the movie, the REST....No waaay where highlight moments that made me cheer!
2. "Top Gun" (You can be my wingman anytime)
5. "Pearl Harbor" (Kate Beckinsale reads a love letter as the sun sets)
10. "Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones" (Sand is rough and coarse. Not like you)

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by Grebdron
1. "Independence Day" (Bill Pullman's speech)
2. "Top Gun" (You can be my wingman anytime)
5. "Pearl Harbor" (Kate Beckinsale reads a love letter as the sun sets)
9. "Patch Adams" (sick kids rescue Robin Williams in court)
10. "Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones" (Sand is rough and coarse. Not like you)

Completely agree with these, ESPECIALLY # 9. Blech! :rolleyes:

[Sculder]

A lot of Armageddon was very cheesy for me.Especially the scene with Liv Tyler and Ben Affleck in a field getting all mushy.And also Bruce crying near the end.

[A.J. Hakari]

Originally posted by flowrchild
When was this? ;)

Take a look at GLITTER. Then take a look at CROSSROADS. Mandy Moore is Meryl Streep in comparison. ;)

[SuperSoulMan]

I agree with all of these but the two best are deffinatelly
#2 & #10

[Living_Dead_Dude]

A deserving winner, that whole movie was sooo corny:(

[Droog989]

That line from Episode II really was terrible.......but I think Patch Adam's as a whole is just much cheesier. So Patchy boy it is

[SykkBoy]

As much as I liked the movie, I found the scene near the end of Child's Play bad cheesy

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Andy remarking "This is the end, friend" as he incenirates Chucky

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[Scarface98.9]

Originally posted by Grebdron

10. "Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones" (Sand is rough and coarse. Not like you)


This, along with the whole love story in AOTC top the proverbial cheese-cake in my opinion

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by Grebdron

8. "An Officer and a Gentleman" (Richard Gere carries Debra Winger out of the factory)


A test audience stuck us with that one.

Where's "That's my brother, Goddamnit!" from Backdraft?