jackson13
11-09-2003, 03:49 PM
This is the time of year in Northern Indiana we Hoosiers dread: The Time of the Ladybug Invasion. Every year, from when it starts to cool off outside to the first snow, every home and building is swarmed with disgusting, smelly, annyoing Ladybugs. Even movie theaters. Now, when I see a Ladybug flying around my room, driving me insane by 'ticking' on the ceiling and walls, I kill it. I hate Ladybugs, and pretty much everyone else around here does too. I have a new hatred for Ladybugs. It goes a little something like this:
Im at the theater today, watching ELF with my mom and dad, and the theater is packed. We're all excited to see a Christmas movie. Now, I should explain that since this is a Christmas movie, and many scenes are at the North Pole, which is covered with snow. Snow is white, so that makes for a bright screen. Ladybugs are attracted to, you guessed it, LIGHT. The little window in front of the projector, had Ladybugs crawling all over it. The screen itself may have had some on it, but sitting in the back of the theater, you cant see tiny little motherfucking insects. When they are on the little window of glass in front of the projector, they show up as HUGE MOTHERFUCKING MONSTERS on the screen. Except, they are almost transparent. Theres nothing worse than trying to enjoy a movie, and then seeing a shadow, with legs, scramble across Will Ferrells face. Actually there is, try having 2 sonsabitches crawl across Will Ferrells face! Along with 2 or 3 more crawling across the screen at the same time. All you see is these little shadows of bugs walking all across the movie you are trying to watch.
When the movie let out, I stood up and said to my mom "I loved the movie, but im glad the Ladybug show is over!" A few people around me all heard me and they agreed too. So as we were leaving the theater, a couple theater employees were holding the doors open, and I siddled up beside one and said to her "You need to get an exterminator here and get rid of the annoying Ladybugs that are flying around your theater and crawling across the projector window". The girl looked at me and said, "we've gotten complaints before, and the owner knows about it, but wont do anything". I just turned around and walked away. Im pissed off about it now. You want money? You want people to come to YOUR THEATER and watch a movie, so that you stay in business? KEEP THE CUSTOMERS HAPPY THEN! No one likes to see fucking bugs crawling across the faces and scenes of the movie they are trying to watch! Man some people are dumbasses!
Rant over, I feel a little bit better. Anyone else ever had this happen though?
Im at the theater today, watching ELF with my mom and dad, and the theater is packed. We're all excited to see a Christmas movie. Now, I should explain that since this is a Christmas movie, and many scenes are at the North Pole, which is covered with snow. Snow is white, so that makes for a bright screen. Ladybugs are attracted to, you guessed it, LIGHT. The little window in front of the projector, had Ladybugs crawling all over it. The screen itself may have had some on it, but sitting in the back of the theater, you cant see tiny little motherfucking insects. When they are on the little window of glass in front of the projector, they show up as HUGE MOTHERFUCKING MONSTERS on the screen. Except, they are almost transparent. Theres nothing worse than trying to enjoy a movie, and then seeing a shadow, with legs, scramble across Will Ferrells face. Actually there is, try having 2 sonsabitches crawl across Will Ferrells face! Along with 2 or 3 more crawling across the screen at the same time. All you see is these little shadows of bugs walking all across the movie you are trying to watch.
When the movie let out, I stood up and said to my mom "I loved the movie, but im glad the Ladybug show is over!" A few people around me all heard me and they agreed too. So as we were leaving the theater, a couple theater employees were holding the doors open, and I siddled up beside one and said to her "You need to get an exterminator here and get rid of the annoying Ladybugs that are flying around your theater and crawling across the projector window". The girl looked at me and said, "we've gotten complaints before, and the owner knows about it, but wont do anything". I just turned around and walked away. Im pissed off about it now. You want money? You want people to come to YOUR THEATER and watch a movie, so that you stay in business? KEEP THE CUSTOMERS HAPPY THEN! No one likes to see fucking bugs crawling across the faces and scenes of the movie they are trying to watch! Man some people are dumbasses!
Rant over, I feel a little bit better. Anyone else ever had this happen though?