Vedus Hate
11-10-2003, 11:19 AM
The Matrix and it's subsequent bullshit sequels are NOT existential masterpieces. They are pieces alright, pieces of fucking shit, excluding the original to a degree. The next time some fucking moron tells you the Reloaded and Revolutions (the R-sequels, henceforth know as the ARR's) were planned as part of the trilogy from the beginning smack them in the fucking head. Tell them you're attempting to beat that piece of information out of them in an attempt to make them fucking smarter. When some ass fuck tells you that the rave/neo & trinity sex scene was to juxtapose the hedonism of Zion and the sanctity of the love between neo & trinity you can, and have my permission, to spit in that persons fucking face. Plain and simple, it was to satisfy the hard-on Carrie-Ann fanboys have had since the first one. It gives them something other than bad CG to whack off to on DVD.
Speaking of CG, the effects flat out sucked. These movies suffer from what I call the PW2Fast Syndrome. 2Fast2Furious had many problems but there's one in particular that I have since called PW2Fast Syndrome. The effects look fucking horrible and my theory is that a heavy slice of that effects budget went to make it appear as though Paul Walker could actually fucking act. The ARR's both suffer from the PW2Fast Syndrome. At least in the original Matrix they knew Keanu had the range of corrugated box, and ran with it. In the ARRR's it seems as though they've tried to compensate for Keanu's flat-like-an-7-year-old-girl acting with CG. Sadly it's failed miserably. Please, fanboys and film student assholes trying to cling desperately to an ever dissipating "mythology of the matrix" shut the fuck up and get a fucking life.
Thank you.
Speaking of CG, the effects flat out sucked. These movies suffer from what I call the PW2Fast Syndrome. 2Fast2Furious had many problems but there's one in particular that I have since called PW2Fast Syndrome. The effects look fucking horrible and my theory is that a heavy slice of that effects budget went to make it appear as though Paul Walker could actually fucking act. The ARR's both suffer from the PW2Fast Syndrome. At least in the original Matrix they knew Keanu had the range of corrugated box, and ran with it. In the ARRR's it seems as though they've tried to compensate for Keanu's flat-like-an-7-year-old-girl acting with CG. Sadly it's failed miserably. Please, fanboys and film student assholes trying to cling desperately to an ever dissipating "mythology of the matrix" shut the fuck up and get a fucking life.
Thank you.