What makes Movie THeatres so attractive to people?

[someguy]

Yeah that's right I'm talking about the people who make out or do sexual things in theatres. Why? I don't know. Seriously is it the smell of popcorn? The look of a greasy hot dog? What? Seriously I am ticked off of hearing slurping and crap from people who think that Lovers Lane is Cabin Fever! Do couples go inside the theatre and are all like "Oh honey my feet are sticking to the floor. Make out with me." Or are they like "Oh no I spilt the pop all over the seats. Let's have sex." No you don't but people like to. Seriously you go watch a movie to be entertained not to try and get to first or second base.

That kind of stuff is personal. Do it in your room,your parents room,a friend's room,hell even a car. Not a movie theatre or any public area. It is wrong.

(Please take this rant as non-serious for most of it. Yes I think that this is wrong and my whole rant is saying that no one should do anything like that in a theatre. I have had this experience in a movie theatre recently and it was annoying as hell. Just filled with annoyed anger right now)

[Jess]

Where were you when Pee-Wee Herman needed some friendly advice?

But yes, PDA's are gross. When I pay $8.50 for a movie, I wanna hear the movie and not moans and grunts and such.


But what, may I ask, sparked this rant? Did ya find some kinky action "going down"? Huh? Did ya?

[Jon Lyrik]

Hey baby, let's annoy everyone else in the theater! Let's fuck!

I agree.

[Annie Hall]

Dark room, IQs too low to actually enjoy a film, the girl is already half-naked and the guy wants to be...

That's why people fool around in movie theaters.

...because people are stupid...

[Reigh Kaufman]

My friends big brother - this happened years ago, when he was 15 - was watching a movie at the theatre when his girlfriend started to...um...manipulate him under his trouser area. He asked her to stop, reaching theretofore uncharted regions of pubescent ecstasy, to which the girl replied, 'no - I want to see what happens'. Well, naturally, the usual thing happened; only it happened at GREAT FORCE. The usual thing hit the back of the chair in front of him, much to the consternation of the person who was pretending not to listen, who then unceremoniously kicked the shit out of my friend's big brother.

So that is the answer. Women are perverts.;)

[blankpage]

Fuck, Reigh, you just made me piss myself! LMAO. :cool:


But yeah, women are pervs, us men just wanna watch the movie..........well, most of us do.

[jackson13]

Women are perverts! I remember going to Star Wars Episode One on a date (only movie playing in town, and I was the only guy with a date, but I think thats typical with those movies :D). Anyways, we were sitting there, trying to stay awake, and all of a sudden she reached over, grabbed my left hand (the one not holding her hand) and placed it firmly upon 'lefty'. Yes, my hand, under her shirt, and bra, in a PG rated sci-fi movie, with families and nerds all around us. I whispered at her 'what are you doing' and she said 'you dont like it?" and I said 'i'd like it a lot better if we werent in the theater". But I left my hand upon her breast, because it was warm and cozy and my hand was cold ;), and then later in the movie, after the huge pod race, she leans over and just starts to suck the lips off of my face. I saw out of the corner of my eye people staring at us, so I kinda pulled away. After the movie ended, we went outside, and since neither of us could drive yet, we had to wait on her parents. I lived just up the street, and was walking home. Well, luckily her parents were late, so we just made out OUTSIDE the theater.

But yeah, never in a million years would I have ever reached over and started rubbing on a skin pillow, because in 'not crazy world;, I woulda drew back a nub. Thanks to her being a horny little pervert, that didnt happen. And I actually enjoyed a Star Wars movie, which is a magical feat in itself.

[SkyNet]

ive fingered chicks in a few different movies. Honestly... the thrill to me is the fact that someone could look up or down or over and see that my hand has miraculously disappeared into the shaven unknown! (notice io didnt say the hairy unknown!) Ive never made out with a chick in a theater... cuz, id rather look at the screen than at her!! (Sorry.. i love movies too much... we can make out AFTER the flick)

I can see how it could be annoying though..

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by SkyNet
ive fingered chicks in a few different movies.

Do people STILL 'finger'...?

Seriously, I thought fingering went out with bell-bottomed trousers and winkle-pickers.

Passé...terribly passé.

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Do people STILL 'finger'...?

Seriously, I thought fingering went out with bell-bottomed trousers and winkle-pickers.

Passé...terribly passé.

You apparently didn't get the memo. I'll be glad to hand it to you sometime. Mwahaha.

I got minor action with my girlfriend with "Me, Myself, and Irene". We both wound up horny, so we left the shitty movie and went home to take care of business.

I have a tough time really digesting the fact that some of you guys actually get some women wanting to get frisky with you in a dark theater, and you play the whole "I'm really interested in this movie" route. Some of you aren't exactly in your mid-thirties, so take up the opportunity, and fuck the scene where the big cuddly bear meets the ornery giraffe for once.

I can understand it's a nuisance, and it is wrong to do that shit in public... but hey, it happens. Just go with the flow and have fun. If someone is too noisy, just tell them to shut the fuck up.

[SkyNet]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Do people STILL 'finger'...?

Seriously, I thought fingering went out with bell-bottomed trousers and winkle-pickers.

Passé...terribly passé.


i see no problem with fingering a chick, in a theater or anywhere else. Sept if i am at home i usually just go down there. I dont want to pull a chick on my lap and have her bouncing up and down... even with stadium seating.. the person sitting behind me might get a lil mad, seeing the screen, than not... seeing it again, up damn now there is a head in the way.. sweett its gone.. damn its back... sweet gone again, damnit, its back.

I aint done it in a while, but i dont think there is anything wrong or out dated about it. And if there is.. than you can just consider me an old fashioned finger man!

[NuclearMisfit]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
You apparently didn't get the memo. I'll be glad to hand it to you sometime. Mwahaha.

Brilliant Line!

I dont know about you guys but if a chick is jumping my bones in the theater, im gonna get up and take er with me and take her home with me, because im just gonna face it, it might just be my only chance.

[NuclearMisfit]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Do people STILL 'finger'...?

Theyve updated the sexy antics now such as

'The over the shoulder bolder holder grab' and the 'behind the back reach around'. Who needs the finger now, weve got Kama Sutra ;)

[jackson13]

I dont even think its called 'fingering' anymore. I prefer the term 'tickling the skin pocket'. ;)

[TheDeadWalk]

I remember once it was called "Dippin my fingers in the puddin"

Or something like that. Afterwards, Bill Cosby just never seemed the same anymore...

[AppleHuntr]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
I remember once it was called "Dippin my fingers in the puddin"

Or something like that. Afterwards, Bill Cosby just never seemed the same anymore...

LOL! Now thats some funny shit. Thats officially what I'm gonna call it from now on.


Oh, and Cosby knew exactly what he was doin'

[Lynn Minmei]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
...the girl is already half-naked...



One time, I got gum on the bottom of my shoe in a theatre. That's about the most sexual experience that's ever happened to me in a theater, save using someone else's straw while you're drinking.

Honestly, I don't believe a movie theatre is the proper place for a gang-bang, but, whatever floats your boats, folks.

And Annie makes a darn good point. Clothes are becoming less popular in society. Why be half-naked when you can be all-naked?

I have no class.

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