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El Bracamonti
11-26-2003, 11:50 PM
i don't know....there's something about this guy that i really don't like, but i can't put my finger on it. he just puts out a bad aura i guess. thumbs down for me... :D :p what do the rest of you think of this guy?

Weapon X
11-27-2003, 12:59 AM
"Berge Garabedian"? What the hell kind of screwball name is that!? He needs to get himself a cool nickname or something...like...oh, I dunno, I got nuthin'. :D

*the previous statement was a work of malicious parody, poorly-conceived humor, and general human idiocy...namely my own*

FACT: Joblo, you're the man.

The Rain Dog
11-27-2003, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by Weapon X
"Berge Garabedian"? What the hell kind of screwball name is that!? He needs to get himself a cool nickname or something...like...oh, I dunno, I got nuthin'. :D

How about Fiddy?

RD :D

Buck Turgidson
11-27-2003, 01:26 AM
*Ahem*

A god among men.










$500 in circulated bills. You know where to leave it...

moviemuffin
11-27-2003, 01:30 AM
I refuse to participate in shameless pandering. Mr. Garabedian is far too clever to ever fall for anything so obvious.









Pssst... where do we sign up for the cash again?? can I get the new 20s? They're so PRETTY!

The Rain Dog
11-27-2003, 01:33 AM
[feeling pretty stupid] Who in the name of fuck is Berge Garabedian?!?!?!?!? [/feeling pretty stupid]

RD :confused: :confused: :confused:

BorderEevilIII
11-27-2003, 01:52 AM
Berge is definately GOD :D

RicochetShaw
11-27-2003, 01:53 AM
Originally posted by The Rain Dog
[feeling pretty stupid] Who in the name of fuck is Berge Garabedian?!?!?!?!? [/feeling pretty stupid]

RD :confused: :confused: :confused:


Berge is aka JoBlo himself. :D

Annie Hall
11-27-2003, 01:53 AM
The finest of all celebrities mentioned in this celeb-o-meter.

Just...the man...the dude in the chair...and all sorts of wonderful.






Now that I said that...will you stop stealing my water?

syxxpac
01-20-2004, 09:55 AM
The Canadian De Niro.

:p

Boba Joe
01-20-2004, 02:48 PM
I refuse to play suck-up, but he's got the best internet site going today.

Keep up the excellent work!!

:D

Cunning Visions
01-20-2004, 04:35 PM
Overrated hack. His reviews are horribly written tripe that make Leonard Maltins look like the works of Shakespeare. His acting also leaves a lot to be desired. Did anyone see his performance in Annies Anal Gang Bang 3:Canadian Style?? Ughhh horrible. I mean how hard is it to say the line "Hey baby..I've got your Canadian bacon right over here!" Mr. Garabedian made it seem like he was performing in a high school play instead of the well respected acting world of adult cinema!! a big NAY from me


:p j/k (obviously). Much love for JoBlo

Lindsey
01-20-2004, 10:32 PM
He's definitely the sexiest man alive! Watch out Brad Pitt...! :p

(I love you Jo)

TheDeadWalk
01-20-2004, 11:07 PM
I heard this "Berg" guy was once a backup dancer for Prince.

Nay, I say.

P.S. - The "soap"(scroll up jerky) they say is made of a raspberry beret. Y'know, the kind you find in a second hand store?

Tagia_Romero
01-21-2004, 05:01 AM
YAY. Any cooler he'd be Greenland.

James Logan
01-21-2004, 01:15 PM
Funny you can all enunciate so well...

...with your tongues stuck to Jo's ass. ;)

The man created the best movie website I've ever been on. The man runs the greatest Internet forums I've ever been a part of. The man wrote the slickest, most fun to read review book I've ever read. The man masturbates a lot. The man makes boob jokes. The man gets drunk.

Ain't no God, but he's as fun and hard-workin' a dude you'll ever meet, that's what I've got to say.

*unsticks his tongue from Jo's ass, copps a feel at Lindsey and goes out for a beer*

sharkstank
01-22-2004, 12:39 AM
what logan said.

except i'm not kissing butt, i'm verbally fellating him:D

WWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jerk Shapiro
01-22-2004, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
YAY. Any cooler he'd be Greenland.



Touche'. Any hotter he'd be Siberia...



I jest.



Any hotter and he'd be Death Valley.






Funny, I'm still here, but my lips just left on Jo's ass...

Jon Lyrik
01-22-2004, 07:48 PM
Nay.

Terrible actor.

Like you couldn't tell I am kidding.

Kastman
01-24-2004, 01:37 PM
I'd hit it...