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The Postmaster General
12-02-2003, 03:35 PM
Fucking stupid ass nylon straps all over the place where ever I go. People can't stand in line and are total assholes so we have to have these dumbass fences all over the place and they are just retarded and not in like a Rain Man sort of way.

I'm at the video store. ONE OTHER PERSON is in the store, so I walk past the nylon strap fence and proceed to check out, but the clerk redirects me back to the front of the imagary line that is designated by the nylon strap. "Oh," I say with a lilt, "I guess that's what it's there for."

And no I did not say it out of sarcasm, because yes, buster, I am an aficionado of rules and the systems they belong to. But if, and only if, I could have taken that fucking nylon strap and wrapped it around that clerks head, then sqeezed it until his face resembled Barney's and his eyes went "Bloop" and popped out then rolled on the ground. Then Hulk stops, and picks them up, only to roll them like dice. Oh yeah, there's some rules for you.

Oh yeah, try and tell me when POOTIE TANG's due back now mutherfucker!

So this comedian says, notice how birds can all fly in formation, then make sharp turns all at the exact same time, but humans need nylon straps to help them stand in line.

That about sums it up. Bring back Jello Pudding Pops, you ass holes!

Jon Lyrik
12-02-2003, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
So this comedian says, notice how birds can all fly in formation, then make sharp turns all at the exact same time, but humans need nylon straps to help them stand in line.

Well, humans are dumb and physically unswift. I have to agree with him there.

But nylon straps are cool. I like bright colors, sue me.

outsyder
12-03-2003, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
Oh yeah, try and tell me when POOTIE TANG's due back now mutherfucker!

That about sums it up. Bring back Jello Pudding Pops, you ass holes!



Two of the funniest lines all year.

You made my day.:D