Fun idea to try for a week.

[TheDeadWalk]

the mtatrix iz the kewlest movie. trinity is soo hot in those black lether pants man i want to just jump her bonez when she duz that bullit time kick.

"We're sorry. Your post cannot be completed as tried. It does not meet the proper grammatical standards for the Joblo.com website. Please try again."

:D

[MacReady]

That's a good idea (and a damn funny one to boot) but I don't think it would work like that. I think it would take up too much memory (or whatever the site needs to keep running). Do you have another suggestion on how to correct bad grammar?

[Romero&Juliet]

WHUT d0 U mean? ^.--

[Lynn Minmei]

omg y r u guyz hatin peppl who cant spel?!????1/

[Romero&Juliet]

No, I <3 schmoez. Their Wickked~!!1!!1one!!one!!!

[James Logan]

Well, those jokes were unexpected.

;)

[Lynn Minmei]

Originally posted by James Logan
Well, those jokes were unexpected.

;)

I found it, a James Logan post without a sexual reference!

Well done.

[chasingbanky]

Originally posted by Lynn Minmei
I found it, a James Logan post without a sexual reference!

Well done.

Dude he was totally making a sexually refference with the word unexpected....Just look at how he typed it......


Back on topic....How bout a spell check, or somethin to that effect?

[Grebdron]

Wurd.

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Lynn Minmei

Well done.

Likewise. ;)

[blankpage]

OMG uz b disaspecting ma peeps who lik 2 post like dat wat h8rz

[quoth_the_raven]

wow. dat would be street level wikid. big up da joblo crew.

Or something.I have no idea what the hell I am talking about ;)



Do you have another suggestion on how to correct bad grammar?


I have a possible solution involving a really, really big stick :D:D

[TheDeadWalk]

I see a lot of folks are drinking kool-aid these days.

:)

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
I see a lot of folks are drinking kool-aid these days.

:)


what in the name of arse is kool-aid??????

[MacReady]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
what in the name of arse is kool-aid??????

Since there's no smilie in your post I'll take it that your serious and that Kool-Aid isn't very popular in the U.K. Kool-Aid is a powder that when mix with water and ALOT of sugar makes a delicious (at least IMO) juice that can come in many different flavors. I think TheDeadWalk was referencing how people are either too hyperactive and immature or are too young to type well (Kool-Aid is a kid's drink. Althought I myself do partake in it whever I'm a theater that makes the stuff). Does this answer your question?

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
what in the name of arse is kool-aid??????

http://www.slutfishrecords.com/images/028f100.jpg

[quoth_the_raven]

well done guys. now i know what you are on about. and the smiling packet has reminded that i once partook of said beverage aged 7. as i remember, it tasted pretty goddamn awful.

but thats just a personal thing ;)



ummm.....i think this is kind of off-topic ;)

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by MacReady
Since there's no smilie in your post I'll take it that your serious and that Kool-Aid isn't very popular in the U.K. Kool-Aid is a powder that when mix with water and ALOT of sugar makes a delicious (at least IMO) juice that can come in many different flavors. I think TheDeadWalk was referencing how people are either too hyperactive and immature or are too young to type well (Kool-Aid is a kid's drink. Althought I myself do partake in it whever I'm a theater that makes the stuff). Does this answer your question?

Interesting hypothesis MacReady, but rather faulty.

When people in recent times act in strange manners, especially when in groups, outside voyeurs would occassionally state that whatever the insanity was, it was "In the water."

Kool-Aid, while a child's drink, is more referrably a drink from the streets of poverty, hence it's only around .10 cents for a package. But the mere name we shall look at: "Kool", which is an obvious reference to the American slang term "cool", which means as Huey Lewis once stated: "Hip to be square."

So in ending, nearly all visitors of this thread (With the exception of MacReady and James Logan [- go figure] ) have typed their first line as an improper grammatical joke. Hence the term "They are all drinking the kool-aid", and the following fact that we're all just too damn cool for school.

;)

[docholiday_13]

You guys are all nuts.


Don't ever change :) .

[jackson13]

I dont want none of your Kool-Aid. Its probably got strychnine in it and then I'll be like the guy in Road Trip who drinks it and dies and everyone changes their minds and leaves my carcass in the middle of an open field for the flies and worms to feast on and then I'll make front page country-wide news as a stupid message board person who was 'depressed' and took his own life by drinking Strychnine laced Kool-Aid and a big investigation will be launched into the moral values of websites with message boards and FBI dudes will be lurking around on these boards scanning through every thread just waiting for someone to mention Kool-Aid so that they can track them down and place them in jail for aiding in the suicide of a depressed person who was labeled a schmoe by people who didnt consider him a part of thier ridiculous cult and I will just be no part of that, no sirs. You keep your goddamn Kool-Aid away from me you message board psychos!



;) :D

(btw way, im not the least bit depressed by anything, that way no one is concerned)

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by docholiday_13
You guys are all nuts.


Don't ever change :) .


i couldn't. i am fairly far gone ;)

[James Logan]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk


So in ending, nearly all visitors of this thread (With the exception of MacReady and James Logan [- go figure] )...


We're rebel scum. ;)

[MacReady]

Originally posted by James Logan
We're rebel scum. ;)

You're the rebel. I'm just the souless puppet who makes bland observation from time to time.

[The Postmaster General]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
"We're sorry. Your post cannot be completed as tried. It does not meet the proper grammatical standards for the Joblo.com website. Please try again."




Would the system check for redundancy, and proper use of prepositions?


Maybe it could offer suggestions in red:

"We're sorry. Your post cannot be completed. It does not meet the grammatical standards of Joblo.com. Please try again."




I think a system that sophisticated would be too difficult to manage. Not to mention accidentle mistypes.

English usage doesn't bother me too much on the net, keeping in mind there are many people here who speak it as a second, or third language.

As long as people don't act like jerks, like I was acting above by nitpicking, I don't think such a complicated system would be necessary.

"San Dimas High School football rules!"

[jackson13]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
"San Dimas High School football rules!"

BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE!


Score one for me! :D

[Grim H.]

Originally posted by jackson13
[B] Its probably got strychnine in it and then I'll be like the guy in Road Trip who drinks it and dies and everyone changes their minds and leaves my carcass in the middle of an open field for the flies and worms to feast on and then I'll make front page country-wide news as a stupid message board person who was 'depressed' and took his own life by drinking Strychnine laced Kool-Aid and a big investigation will be launched into the moral values of websites with message boards and FBI dudes will be lurking around on these boards scanning through every thread just waiting for someone to mention Kool-Aid so that they can track them down and place them in jail for aiding in the suicide of a depressed person who was labeled a schmoe by people who didnt consider him a part of thier ridiculous cult and I will just be no part of that, no sirs. B]



I believe that's a run-on sentence. Now do it again, with periods and commas and such...:D