Best Song For...

[BadCoverVersion]

*Inspired by my recent purchase of Q 1001 Best Song's Ever*

It does exactly what it say's on the subject header folks.

Basically...I ask you to name the "Best Song For __________ "

Next person replies with "Oooooh, gotta be __________ ".

They then add their very own "Best Song For __________" for the next person, and so on...and so forth.

You answer, you add...ya dig?

Example,

Best Song For a mindless POGO and a PARTY HARD?
Oooooh, gotta be Jump Around (House Of Pain).
Best Song For taking a romantic stroll with a potential shag?
Oooooh, gotta be Colours (Donovan).

ETC, ETC.

Anything you LIKE...and be as creative as you like, and do remember it's all about OPINIONS!!!


Let's GO...


Best Song For Impromptu 'Hand-jiving'?

[Grebdron]

Down on the Corner - Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Best song for shaking your ass on the dance floor?

[Reigh Kaufman]

Best song for shaking ass on the dancefloor would have to be - - -> 'Hey Ya' - Outkast.

My turn - best song for sudden violence against a person who deliberately picks 5 awful songs on the juke-box.

[Indiana Sev]

For Reigh's...

Insane in the Brain ~ Cypress Hill

Best song to hear as the plane you're in is crash landing?

[Reigh Kaufman]

Best song to hear as the plane you're in is crash landing? [/B][/QUOTE]


I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

Best song to kill a party stone dead.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
Best song to kill a party stone dead.

4st 7lb - Manic Street Preachers

'Specially when the buffet's about to open.

Best Song For a Night In a Haunted Hoose...

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Best Song For a Night In a Haunted Hoose...

Spooky ~ Classics IV

Best song for a pie-eating contest...

[POLYDISTORTION]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Spooky ~ Classics IV

Best song for a pie-eating contest...

"Eat It" - Weird Al Yankovic


Best Song To Play, While Kicking A Cat out Of Your House.....

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by POLYDISTORTION
Best Song To Play, While Kicking A Cat out Of Your House.....

lol, fun thread...

The Lovecats ~ The Cure

Best song to rob a bank to...

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Best song to rob a bank to...

Sabotage - Beastie Boys

Best Song For Wearing Lederhosen...

[bowieee]

I Palindrome I ~ They might be giants



Best song to make peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches to

[BadCoverVersion]

Best song to make peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches to

Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express (Homer stylee)

Best song for washing a big hairy dog to.

[bowieee]

Song: Wooly Bully


Best song to fly a kite to

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by bowieee
Best song to fly a kite to

Being for the Benefit of Mr.Kite! ~ The Beatles :)

Best song to be caught masturbating to...:D

[Benny]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Best song to be caught masturbating to...:D

Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne :D

Best song to fall asleep to...

[bowieee]

Fade into you ~ Mazzy Star

Best song to read a scary book to

[Indiana Sev]

Main Titles (Beetlejuice) ~ Danny Elfman (I love this soundtrack)

Best song to spend the night in jail to...

[bowieee]

Gun Street Girl : Tom Waits



best song to listen to while you guard that guy in Jail

[bankholdup]

Rolling Stones - I Am Waiting



Best song to browse internet forums to:










btw, great thread BCV...I'm sure it will be filled with recommendations.

[Jerk Shapiro]

Best song to browse internet forums to:



"Let's Go Get Stoned'' ~ Sublime



Now. What's the best song to beat somebody up to?

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by Jerk Shapiro
What's the best song to beat somebody up to?

We're Not Gonna Take It ~ Twisted Sister

Best song to choke on food to...

[Jerk Shapiro]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
We're Not Gonna Take It ~ Twisted Sister




You speak from experience, no doubt. :cool: ;)

[TheGodSon]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
We're Not Gonna Take It ~ Twisted Sister

Best song to choke on food to...


Limp Bizkit - hot dog flavored water




Best song to have sex to...

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by TheGodSon
Best song to have sex to...

There can be ONLY one.

Je T'Aime...Moi Non Plus - Serge Gainsbourg & Jane Birkin

Best song for scaling a tall building Spiderman-stylee...

[Jerk Shapiro]

Originally posted by TheGodSon




Best song to have sex to...


Besides "Any song", "Let's Get It On" ~ Marvin Gaye


Best song to do Christopher Lowell impressions to.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Best song for scaling a tall building Spiderman-stylee...

(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher ~ Jackie Wilson

She beat you by a minute Shapiro. I'll repeat your line though because I'm such a nice guy. :D

Best song to do Christopher Lowell impressions to...

[POLYDISTORTION]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev


Best song to do Christopher Lowell impressions to...

"I'm Your Boogie Man" - Rob Zombie

Best Song For Your Cat's Funeral

[paul calf]

Originally posted by POLYDISTORTION

Best Song For Your Cat's Funeral

slight word change but how about

(burn pussy burn) disco inferno-chic i think

best song to cure a hangover

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by paul calf
best song to cure a hangover

Pissing In The Wind - Badly Drawn Boy (Dunno why?)


Best Song For Confessing To Your Wife That You Wear Her Undies...

[TheGodSon]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Pissing In The Wind - Badly Drawn Boy (Dunno why?)


Best Song For Confessing To Your Wife That You Wear Her Undies...



Bruce Springsteen - secret garden (have no idea why? lol)




Best song to ask your girlfriend to marry you...

[soundbomb81]

I Do (Cherish You) by 98 Degrees


Best Song to drive you insane

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by soundbomb81
Best Song to drive you insane

Macarena ~ Los Del Rio

Best song to travel back in time to...

[bowieee]

Great Event by Leonard Cohen



Best song to Karoake to while wearing a leather jacket.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by bowieee
Best song to Karoake to while wearing a leather jacket.

Paint it, Black ~ The Rolling Stones

Best song to wrestle to...

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Paint it, Black ~ The Rolling Stones

Best song to wrestle to...

I Touch Myself

Best song to masturbate to.

[Jerk Shapiro]

Originally posted by Grebdron

Best song to masturbate to.


"Whip It" ~ Devo


Best song to exercise to.

[Dead Halloween]

Physical - Olivia Newton John

Best song to put you in the mood for suicide.

[docholiday_13]

Needle in the Hay by Elliot Smith




Best song to bully a kid for his nachos with.

[Shakamaker]

Best song to bully a kid for his nachos with: Luther Wright & The Wrongs - Life's Much Sweeter as a Vegetable Eater

Best song to wake up to basking on a rock by a stream in a warm meadow, with naked, giggling women washing clothes and frolicking in the water:

[Dead Halloween]

Dream on - Aerosmith :D

Best song to listen when you find out your girfriend having sex with your best friend.

[Rated R]

Best song to listen when you find out your girfriend having sex with your best friend:

Get Out by Faith No More


Best Song To Play Cards to:

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by Rated R
Best Song To Play Cards to:

Listen To The Music ~ The Doobie Brothers

Best song to overdose on drugs to...

[POLYDISTORTION]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Best song to overdose on drugs to...

"Heaven Is A Place On Earth" - Belinda Carlisle

Best Song To Sing Along In A Gay Bar.......

[TheGodSon]

Clay Aiken - Invisible. (Oh god, I didn't just say that. ahhhh)





Best song to listen to while you are lost driving in your car...

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by TheGodSon
Best song to listen to while you are lost driving in your car...

Eye In The Sky ~ The Alan Parsons Project

Best song to be running away from the cops to...

[Annie Hall]

The Flashdance Song "Maniac"


Best Song to twirl hoola hoops on your arms to

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
Best Song to twirl hoola hoops on your arms to

The Windmills Of Your Mind ~ Dusty Springfield

Best song to have a heart attack to...:D

[KcMsterpce]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Best song to have a heart attack to...:D

BREATHE by Pink Floyd

Best song to run a marathon to...

[soundbomb81]

Originally posted by KcMsterpce

Best song to run a marathon to...


Don't Give Up by Peter Gabriel and Kate Bush


Best Song for when you jump out of a plane without a parachute

[paul calf]

Originally posted by soundbomb81

Best Song for when you jump out of a plane without a parachute

would have to be

free falling-- tom petty


best song for when you wake up with an ugly stranger in your bed

[docholiday_13]

No one Knows by Queens of the Stone Age




Best song to puke to.

[Rated R]

Best Song to puke to: More Than A Feeling by Boston

Best Song for an Intervention of any kind:

[POLYDISTORTION]

Originally posted by Rated R

Best Song for an Intervention of any kind:

"Deep Inside Of You" - Third Eye Blind

Best Song For Your Last Day On Death Row.......

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by POLYDISTORTION
Best Song For Your Last Day On Death Row.......

My Way ~ Frank Sinatra

Best song to hear while surrounded by hungry lions...

[Dead Halloween]

Best song to hear while surrounded by hungry lions... [/B]

I will always love you. - Whitney Houston
Those horrible screams will scare the shit out of those lions.

Best song to hear while checking Joblo.com

[paul calf]

Originally posted by Dead Halloween
I will always love you. - Whitney Houston
Those horrible screams will scare the shit out of those lions.

Best song to hear while checking Joblo.com

video killed the radio star-buggles


best song to listen to when you've got the shit's

[soundbomb81]

Originally posted by paul calf
best song to listen to when you've got the shit's

Yellow By Alex Parks :D

Best Song when your homeless and living on the streets

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by soundbomb81
Best Song when your homeless and living on the streets

If That Were Me - Mel C.

"I couldn't live without my phone...
But you don't even have a home!"

Really puts things into perspective...ya might be kipping in a soggy cardboard box, but at least you're not a disillusioned washed-up, ugly, rug-munching twat.


Best Song For Pissing Off an Elderly Relative at a Family Function...

[soundbomb81]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Really puts things into perspective...ya might be kipping in a soggy cardboard box, but at least you're not a disillusioned washed-up, ugly, rug-munching twat.


Best Song For Pissing Off an Elderly Relative at a Family Function...


I hope that wasn't aimed at me. Anyway to piss off an elderly relative I would play some hard rock, how about;

Roots Bloody Roots by Sepultura


Best Song for being in debt :D

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by soundbomb81
I hope that wasn't aimed at me.

Huh?

Nope.

I take it you haven't heard Mel C's heartfelt rendition of If That Were Me? I'm surprised the patronising arsewipe hasn't been bludgeoned to her bloody death by a gang of crazed vagabond's.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by soundbomb81
Best Song for being in debt :D

Money ~ Pink Floyd (kickass tune too)

Best song to hear while duck hunting...

[Shakamaker]

I'm An Asshole - Dennis Leary. 'Hunting' ducks is some seriously fucked-up shit.

Best song for when you're removing a duck 'hunter' from the gene pool?

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Shakamaker
Best song for when you're removing a duck 'hunter' from the gene pool?

Stranglehold - Ted Nugent

Best song to play when you find out your significant other is actually gay.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Best song to play when you find out your significant other is actually gay.

Super Freak (Part 1) ~ Rick James :D

Best song to play Russian Roulette to...

[docholiday_13]

Boom - P.O.D. (The band sucks but the song seems very fitting)





Best song to listen to whilst taking a big dump.

[bowieee]

Constipation Blues ~ Screamin Jay Hawkins


Best Song to spin around and get really dizzy to

[notchreturns]

Roulette Dares (The Haunt Of) - The Mars Volta

Best song to walk into a strip club to

[bowieee]

Pasties and a G string ~ Tom Waits


Best song to wake up to..

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by bowieee
Best song to wake up to..

Desmond Dekker - The Israelites

Best Song For Playing Air Flute...

[soundbomb81]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion

Best Song For Playing Air Flute...


A Fool On The Hill by The Beatles


Best Song for skipping lessons :D

[bowieee]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Desmond Dekker - The Israelites



I shit you not I used to wake up to that song for a couple of months in high school during my ska days.

~Weird...

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by bowieee
I shit you not I used to wake up to that song for a couple of months in high school during my ska days.

~Weird...

That's because it clearly is 'The Best For' that particular occasion ;)...gotta love it.

Spooky though.

Originally posted by soundbomb81
Best Song for skipping lessons

Oh Yeah By Yello...a la Ferris Bueller.


Best Song For Demonstrating Whistling Skills (Or Lack Of)...

[Grebdron]

Patience - Guns 'n Roses

Best song to work out to.

[paul calf]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Patience - Guns 'n Roses

Best song to work out to.

road to nowhere-talking heads


best song for a bad day at work

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by paul calf
best song for a bad day at work

Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee ~ Canibus with Biz Markie (from Office Space)

Best song to be fighting in the jungles of Vietnam to...

[Tom Samborski]

The End- The Doors


Best song for your own self-destruction.

[soundbomb81]

Adam's Song by Blink 182


Best Song for getting fired

[bankholdup]

Fight The Power - Public Enemy


Best song for a long ass bus trip.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by bankholdup
Best song for a long ass bus trip.

American Pie ~ Don McLean

Best song to burn down a school to...

[Buck Turgidson]

Rock N' Roll High School: The Ramones

Best Song to climb a tree to?

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
Best Song to climb a tree to?

Tarzan Boy ~ Baltimora (I fuckin' love this song!)

Best song to kill Superman to...

[soundbomb81]

Superman (It's Not Easy) by Five For Fighting


Best Song for when you've witnessed a murder

[paul calf]

Originally posted by soundbomb81
Superman (It's Not Easy) by Five For Fighting


Best Song for when you've witnessed a murder

walk away -cast


best song to clean the house to

[soundbomb81]

Originally posted by paul calf
best song to clean the house to

Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega


Best Song to listen to before you go to sleep

[Buck Turgidson]

Tie between True Love Ways (Buddy Holly) and Milk (Garbage).


Best song to listen to while masturbating?

[POLYDISTORTION]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
Best song to listen to while masturbating?

Kc & The Sunshine Band "That's The Way I Like It"

Best Song For An Orgy..............

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by POLYDISTORTION
Best Song For An Orgy..............

Everybody Have Fun Tonight ~ Wang Chung

Best song to get vengeance on...

[TheGodSon]

Korn - Let's get this party started (makes me want to punch stuff) :D





Best Song to wake up your neighbors...

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by TheGodSon
Best Song to wake up your neighbors...

Thunderstruck ~ AC/DC

Best song to slap Madonna to...

[RicochetShaw]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Best song to slap Madonna to...

Sunglasses at Night by Corey Hart


Best song to jog to...

[SenorSpielbergo]

We Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who


Best song for a car commercial...

[RicochetShaw]

Firestarter by Prodigy



Best song to listen to while fishing...

[SenorSpielbergo]

Bad Moon Risin by CCR


Best song to listen to during a boring class at school/college...

[Lynn Minmei]

Best song to dance to:

"December 1963 (Oh what a night)" by The Four Seasons


plz don't kill me...

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by SenorSpielbergo
Best song to listen to during a boring class at school/college...

The Logical Song ~ Supertramp

Best song to betray your country to...

[soundbomb81]

Blame Canada by Kyle's Mom (and the cast of South Park)



Best Song for participating in a 'Fight Club' style tournament (no one's supposed to talk about it!)

[docholiday_13]

The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret - Queens of the Stone Age




Best song to arrive to High School on the last day before graduation whilst in a Delorean.

[soundbomb81]

Originally posted by docholiday_13

Best song to arrive to High School on the last day before graduation whilst in a Delorean.


If I Could Turn Back Time by Cher



Best Song for when you realise your trapped in The Matrix.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by soundbomb81
Best Song for when you realise your trapped in The Matrix.

Ball Of Confusion (That's What The World Is Today) ~ The Temptations

Best song to get a serious nose bleed to...

[foxfire]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Best song to get a serious nose bleed to...

Killing Comb by Rasputina

Best song to direct a porno movie to...

[someguy]

Already mentioned but "That's the way I like it"

Best song to listen to while someone is explaining rules of a game to you

[soundbomb81]

Originally posted by someguy

Best song to listen to while someone is explaining rules of a game to you


ABC by The Jackson 5


Best Song for when your stuck in an elevator

[bankholdup]

Love In An Elevator - Aerosmith


Best song to walk to school to...

[Rothstein]

Explosions in the sky - A poor mans memory

Best song to listen before bed time

[SubMethod]

Originally posted by Rothstein
Explosions in the sky - A poor mans memory

Best song to listen before bed time

Didn't realize there were other Explosions fans here.

to answer yours, even though I don't like them

Enter Sandman - Metallica

Best song to listen to while shaving...

[Shakamaker]

Needle In The Hay - Elliot Smith

Best song to listen to whilst trimming the dried shit from your long-haired cat's arse.

[someguy]

Help! by The Beatles

Best song to listen to when you fart and blame it on someone else

[Shakamaker]

Bang And Blame - REM

Best song to milk cows to

[Tom Samborski]

"Everybody's Working for the Weekend"- Loverboy


Best song to listen to when you're bungee jumping.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by Tom Samborski
Best song to listen to when you're bungee jumping.

Free Fallin' ~ Tom Petty

Best song to travel back to the Jurassic period to...

[soundbomb81]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev

Best song to travel back to the Jurassic period to...


Walk The Dinosaur by Was Not Was


Best Song for when you're on the 'Titanic' as it sinks.

[Buck Turgidson]

REM-It's the End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

Best song to play when you're acquitted of a crime?

[paul calf]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
REM-It's the End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

Best song to play when you're acquitted of a crime?

getting away with it-electronic

best song for when you have to go to work

[Rothstein]

Originally posted by SubMethod
Didn't realize there were other Explosions fans here.

Ah, yes i have been a Explosions fan in some time now. Their stuff is like crack, i have to at least listen to their album once a day.


Back on topic :

The Shadows - Apache

Best song to listen while waiting for a bus

[soundbomb81]

Originally posted by Rothstein

Best song to listen while waiting for a bus


It's Been A While by Staind


Best Song to listen to while driving a car without a licence

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by soundbomb81
Best Song to listen to while driving a car without a licence

Rebel Yell ~ Billy Idol

Best song to hear while hunting for Hitler in his bunker circa '45...

[POLYDISTORTION]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Best song to hear while hunting for Hitler in his bunker circa '45...

Pat Benatar - "Shadows Of The Night"


Best Song For A Blind Date............

[soundbomb81]

Originally posted by POLYDISTORTION

Best Song For A Blind Date............


Ugly by Bubba Sparxx


Best Song to chat up women to

[POLYDISTORTION]

Originally posted by soundbomb81
Best Song to chat up women to

Faith No More - "Naked In Front Of The Computer"


Best Song For A Shark Attack......(not John Barry's Theme From "JAWS")

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by POLYDISTORTION
Best Song For A Shark Attack......(not John Barry's Theme From "JAWS")

Mack The Knife ~ Bobby Darin

Best song to ski to...

[Grebdron]

Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush

Best song to drink to?

[bowieee]

The Piano has been drinking not me ~ Tom Waits



Best song to wrap yourself in christmas paper to

[POLYDISTORTION]

Originally posted by bowieee
Best song to wrap yourself in christmas paper to

"Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours" - Stevie Wonder

Best Song For A Satanic Ceremony.........

[soundbomb81]

Sympathy For The Devil by The Rolling Stones


Best Song for waking up in someone else's bed

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by soundbomb81
Best Song for waking up in someone else's bed

Who's That Girl? ~ The Eurythmics

Best song to fight a bull to...

[someguy]

That Maniac song from Flashdance

Best song for when Saddam was going into his cave to hide

[flowrchild]

"Don't come around here no more"- Tom Petty

Best song to sing at Karaoke night when you're one beer away from blacking out and landing face-first on the floor.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by flowrchild
Best song to sing at Karaoke night when you're one beer away from blacking out and landing face-first on the floor.

Tubthumping ~ Chumbawamba

Best song to hear when realizing someone cut the brakes in your car while you're driving it...

[soundbomb81]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Best song to hear when realizing someone cut the brakes in your car while you're driving it...


Crash and Burn by Savage Garden


Best Song for being stuck in a 'Groundhog Day' timeloop

[RicochetShaw]

Just like Honey by The Jesus & Mary Chain




Best song to listen to after you realize your town will be nuked in 5 minutes.

[SenorSpielbergo]

The Doors - The End


Best song to listen to over and over again on a road trip..

[bowieee]

Love Shack ~ The B52's


Best song to try to wrestle a alligator to

[POLYDISTORTION]

Originally posted by bowieee
Best song to try to wrestle a alligator to

Elton John - "Cocodrile Rock"

Best Song To Kill Your EX (Girlfriend,Wife Etc.)

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by POLYDISTORTION
Best Song To Kill Your EX (Girlfriend,Wife Etc.)

Stan ~ Eminem

Best song to to get an ice cream headache to...

[soundbomb81]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Best song to to get an ice cream headache to...


Boom Boom Boom Boom by Vengaboys


Best Song for when you're stuck inside a fish tank

[ohsocrazy]

Badfish by Sublime

Best Song for walking a dog

[POLYDISTORTION]

Originally posted by ohsocrazy
Best Song for walking a dog

"I'm Too Sexy" - Right Said Fred


Best Song For A Jacuzzi

[soundbomb81]

Hot In Herre by Nelly


Best Song for training for the 2004 Olympic Games

[bankholdup]

Eye of the Tiger - Survivor



Best song to eat Teddy Grahams to...

[Jerk Shapiro]

"Teddy Bear" ~ Elvis Presley




What's the best song to steal your neighbor's porn to?

[POLYDISTORTION]

Originally posted by Jerk Shapiro
What's the best song to steal your neighbor's porn to?

"You Stole the Sun from My Heart" - Manic Street Preachers

best song to steal your neighbor's Cd's

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by POLYDISTORTION
best song to steal your neighbor's Cd's

Evil Ways ~ Santana

Best song to rumble West Side Story-style to...

[bankholdup]

Santa Esmeralda - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood



Best song to celebrate getting your driver's license?

[killbillbaby]

Get the Party Started- P!nk


Best Song for Being In LOve?

[SubMethod]

Love Stinks - The J. Geils Band

Best song to play while driving in the rain?

[Aural Pleasure]

People are Strange - The Doors

Best song to come down from a 6 day Acid,Mushroom, and ecstacy binge

[POLYDISTORTION]

"Living Inside A Mushroom" - The Smurfs

Best Song While Milking A Cow

[Annie Hall]

I'm Gonna Be (I would Walk 500 Miles) - The Proclaimers


Best song to eat cookie dough to

[Indiana Sev]

Junk Food Junkie ~ Larry Groce

Best song to be institutionalized to...

[BorderEevilIII]

Institutionalized - Suicidal Tendencies


Best Song For Driving At 90 M.P.H.

[Jerk Shapiro]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII


Best Song For Driving At 90 M.P.H.


"Life In the Fast Lane" ~ The Eagles




What's the best song to catch birds in a mouse trap to?

[Squid Vicious]

Originally posted by Jerk Shapiro
What's the best song to catch birds in a mouse trap to?

That song "I Gotcha", from Reservoir Dogs. I'm not sure who it's by. You know, during the part where White, Pink and Orange are beating up the cop and Eddie is on the phone trying to figure out who the rat is.

Anyway....

Best song to dance naked in front of a mirror to?

[Cottonmouth]

Originally posted by Squid Vicious
That song "I Gotcha", from Reservoir Dogs. I'm not sure who it's by. You know, during the part where White, Pink and Orange are beating up the cop and Eddie is on the phone trying to figure out who the rat is.

Anyway....

Best song to dance naked in front of a mirror to?

Joe Tex-"I Gotcha"

"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" Rod Stewart

Best Song to replace elevator music

[bowieee]

Lou Reed's metal machine music

(I would pay big bucks to see the outcome of that)


Best song to lay down in the grass and get really itchy to.

[Harry Hood]

Summertime by Mungo Jerry

Best song to do a menial task to

[electriclite]

Bad Days - The Flaming Lips





Best song to listen to after surviving Valentine's Day.:D

[Shakamaker]

True Faith - New Order

Best song to hear when you just win the lottery.

[ANavissi500]

Big Pimpin' - Jay Z

Best song to play croquet to...

[Indiana Sev]

Out of my Head - Fastball

Best song to to cook a big fancy dinner to...

[POLYDISTORTION]

"Eat The Rich" - Aerosmith

Best Song To Putting A Horse Head In Your Neighbor's Bed.

[Annie Hall]

Swan Lake - Tchaikovsky



Best song for building small worlds with legos and then ceremoniously trampling them

[CheekyShepherd]

"It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" - R.E.M.


Best Song for.... suffering excruciating pain at the hands of a dentist

[Squid Vicious]

Originally posted by CheekyShepherd
Best Song for.... suffering excruciating pain at the hands of a dentist

"Geek Stink Breath" by Green Day.

Best song for when you have no idea what you're going to do for your art project when it's due in two days from now?

[Jerk Shapiro]

Originally posted by Squid Vicious

Best song for when you have no idea what you're going to do for your art project when it's due in two days from now?

"I Wanna Be Sedated" ~ The Ramones




What's the best song for nude bowling with Indiana Sev?

[Cottonmouth]

"You Never Can Tell" Chuck Berry

Best Song to drink, smoke, remember to...

[Indiana Sev]

The Boys of Summer - Don Henley

Best song to streak to...

[Shakamaker]

"They're Red-Hot" - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Best song for when you're walking back to your school/work desk, after successfully asking out that person you really like....

[Annie Hall]

My Sharona - Knack


Best song to ceremoniously cut up copies of Vogue because they represent all that you are not

[electriclite]

I'm Not Like Everybody Else - Boss Hog





Best Song that describes the feeling of hanging out at home watching movies with good friends from highschool.

[Indiana Sev]

Time of Your Life (Good Riddance) - Green Day

Best song for a nice game of water polo...

[SenorSpielbergo]

I Fought the Law - The Clash


Best song to listen to when you're constipated on the toilet..

[someguy]

Push by Moist

Best song for trying to come up with an original way for naming a song on this thread

[Cottonmouth]

"Only in Dreams" Weezer

Best Song for playing Tetris

[Indiana Sev]

Pac-Man Fever - Buckner and Garcia

Best song to have your thumbs broken off by the mob too...

[Odd Emu]

The Mob Rules - Black Sabbath

Best song for going through a house of mirrors too

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Odd Emu
Best song for going through a house of mirrors too

I'll go with the mighty obvious...

House Of Fun by Madness.


Best Song For The Opening Credits Of "Let's Hunt & Kill Billy Ray Cyrus" (As Pitched By Bill Hicks)...

[notchreturns]

If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next - Manic Street Preachers

Best song for approaching your first girlfriend, who you lost your virginity to at the age 16, and haven't seen in about 10 years.

[BorderEevilIII]

December 1963 (Oh What A Night) - Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons


Best Song to crank up if you see Paris Hilton walking down the street... :D

[someguy]

Teenage Whore by Hole

Best song for being electrocuted to

[RicochetShaw]

Ride the Lightening by Metallica



Best song to eat pancakes to

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by RicochetShaw
Best song to eat pancakes to

Bread and Butter - The Newbeats



Best song to be abducted by aliens to...

[Tom Samborski]

"Comfortably Numb"- Pink Floyd


Best song to listen to while being tortured.

[Cottonmouth]

"Stuck in the Middle with you" Steeler's Wheel

Best song for driving at night, in the rain

[Shakamaker]

Good one. Done this many a time..

People Are Strange - The Doors

Oooops, forgot to add one. Ok, best song to use as an aphrodisiac?

[Odd Emu]

Al Green - I can't stop

Best Song to run through a mine field too

[Shiny Demon]

Mind Storm- Joe Satriani

best song to wake up with a hangover to

[my_name_is_neo]

Bran Van 3000 - "Drinking in L.A."


Best song for beating someone up to.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by my_name_is_neo
Best song for beating someone up to.

Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas



Best song to join the circus to...

[Shakamaker]

Beautiful Freak - Eels

Best song to end a sentence in a preposition to.

[Shiny Demon]

Where it's at- Beck

Best song to listen to while masturbating

[Aural Pleasure]

I Touch Myself - Divinyls


Best song to listen to while trying not to get it in the ass




~Aural Pleasure-- The Best way to get it~

[Raymond Babbit]

When You're In Prison, by the Offspring

Best song for teen angst

[Cottonmouth]

Novocaine for the Soul-Eels

Uhhhh, best song for thinking about someone/thing you can never have

[Jas]

No Doubt - I Want You To Want Me

(believe me, i know)


Best song for thinking about the good old times

[Raymond Babbit]

Nightswimming- REM

Best song for sitting at home doing nothing because you're sick

[Shakamaker]

I Am A Rock - Simon & Garfunkel

Best song for facing your demons

[Annie Hall]

Smells like Teen Spirit - Nirvana


Best song to play really loud as you write a term paper

[electriclite]

Cake - The Distance




Best song to listen to when you're feverishly waiting for an important event.

[flowrchild]

Originally posted by electriclite
Best song to listen to when you're feverishly waiting for an important event.

Got an important approaching event you'd like to share with the group? ;)

[electriclite]

Originally posted by flowrchild
Got an important approaching event you'd like to share with the group? ;)




Bite me Lex ;)

[SenorSpielbergo]

Originally posted by electriclite
Best song to listen to when you're feverishly waiting for an important event.

Star Wars Duel of the Fates


Best song to listen to while getting yourself banned on JoBlo...

[jeo4]

Happy Trails by Van Halen.


Best song in which to make love to a beautiful supermodel wearing a skimpy French maid's costume...

[darchangel]

"cherry bomb"- the runaways


best song to have some hard S & M banging to (cannot be closer by NIN)

[Aural Pleasure]

Pretty Tied Up -GNR


Best Song to listen to while eating a sammich while sitting in your kitchen trying to avoid the evil mouse which is under your fridge.

[Annie Hall]

Mamma Mia - Abba


The perfect song for playing checkers with your imaginary friend

[jeo4]

Just My Imagination by the Temptations.

Best song to walk the dogs around the neighborhood...

[Aural Pleasure]

Walking the Dog - Rolling Stones (man I am a genius:D )




Best song to listen to while trying to avoid the advances of your siblings boy/girl friend



~Aural Pleasure -- the Best Way to Get It~

[my_name_is_neo]

That "American Woman" song (don't know who sings it)


Best song for getting arrested to

[POLYDISTORTION]

"Police On My Back" - The Clash

Best Song To Drop Your OD Friend In Front Of An Hospital And Run.

[Tayzlor]

The New Pollution(Beck)

Best song to shred papers to

[POLYDISTORTION]

"Falling To Pieces" - Faith No More

Best Song For A Wet Shirt Contest

[Tayzlor]

Surfin' Bird(The Trashmen)

Best song to beg for money to

[Squid Vicious]

Originally posted by Tayzlor
Best song to beg for money to

"Money" by Pink Floyd

Best song to bash yourself on the head with a baseball bat to?

[Aural Pleasure]

Brain Damage by Pink Floyd


Best song to listen to when you find out your knocked-up

[jeo4]

Pappa Don't Preach by Madonna.

:D

BTW: American Woman is performed by The Guess Who.

Best song for a Friday night smoking weed from a water bong...

[docholiday_13]

Originally posted by jeo4
Best song for a Friday night smoking weed from a water bong...


Rainy Day Women # 12 & 34


Best song to trip off from said Friday night bong session...

[Raoul Duke]

Incense and Peppermints by Strawberry Alarm Clock

Best song for riding into battle/combat?

[bankholdup]

Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Willheim Wagner




Best song for...falling on your hand and almost breaking your glasses.

[Annie Hall]

Moonlight Sonata - Beethoven


Best song to listen whilst reflecting upon your day

[electriclite]

His Name is Alive - Sitting Still Moving Still Staring Outlooking




Best song to listen to when fretting over major deadlines and assignments.

[flowrchild]

Break Stuff- Limp Bizkit

Best song to listen to when you have a weekend to enjoy yourself which is a rarity nowadays.

[Annie Hall]

Jenny (867-2309) - Me First and the Gimme Gimme's cover

Best Song to listen to whilst reading about Nuremberg Trials

[Squid Vicious]

"Angel of Death" by Slayer

Best song to "do the Batman" to?

[Dead Halloween]

Bat Dance - Prince

Best song to announce to your family that you are gay.

[POLYDISTORTION]

"Vamos al Noa Noa" - Juan Gabriel

Or

"I Know Your Little Secret " Or "Big Top Halloween" - Afghan Whigs


Best Song To Tell Your Son Is Adopted

[Jas]

"i hate you so much right now" - Kelis


:D


Best Song to pickpocket to

[soundbomb81]

Lust for Life - Iggy Pop


Best Song to listen to when you've got a bad stomach.

[POLYDISTORTION]

Originally posted by soundbomb81
Best Song to listen to when you've got a bad stomach.

"Here It Comes Again" - Jesus And Mary Chain

Best Song To Wake Up In A Cheap Motel With A Drag Queen Beside You.

[Tagia_Romero]

"World Without Logos"

Good for getting ready for a night out

[bankholdup]

Luck Be A Lady by Frank Sinatra


Best song to eat peanut butter on toast crackers to.

[Tagia_Romero]

Flowers On The Wall- The Startler Brothers

"Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit

[BadCoverVersion]

Errrrr,

Tagiaaaaaaaaaa...

Do we need a suggestion, or have I lost the plot?

[Jon Lyrik]

Best Song for Karoke

[Squid Vicious]

"Don't You Want Me Baby" by the Human League (:D)

Best song to spit in somebody's hamburger to?

[POLYDISTORTION]

"Recipe for Hate" - Bad Religion

Best Song To Play Inside A Church In Your Walkman While The Preacher Is Talking.

[BorderEevilIII]

gee what song should I choose........ :D


Breaking The Law by Judas Priest!




Best song to woo Lindsay Lohan

[Raymond Babbit]

My Sharona, by The Knack

Best song to do a strange little victory dance to, after getting your first job

[BorderEevilIII]

Song # 2 By Blur


Song To Play at Demi & Ashton's Wedding.............. if they plan to :rolleyes:

[BadCoverVersion]

The Sound Of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel


Best Song For...Background Music At A Botox Clinic.

[electriclite]

Annie Lennox - Keep Young and Beautiful



Best song to listen to as you slowly lose your mind.

[RicochetShaw]

"Where is my mind" - The Pixies


Best Song for packing your belongings to move

[Aural Pleasure]

Brain Damage by Pink Floyd



Best Song to listen to while trying to come up with the perfect topic for an assignment

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by Aural Pleasure
Best Song to listen to while trying to come up with the perfect topic for an assignment

Riders on the Storm - The Doors


Best song to wrestle crocodiles to....

[Dossipeni]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Best song to wrestle crocodiles to....

Crocodile Rock - Elton Jon


Best song to smoke a cuban cigar to....

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by Dossipeni
Best song to smoke a cuban cigar to....

Russians - Sting


Best song to insult royalty to...

[POLYDISTORTION]

- "God Save The Queen" - Sex Pistols

Best Song While Waiting Pregnancy Test Results With Your Girlfriend

[Squid Vicious]

"Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna

Best song to play when the chickens are on fire and the ceiling is laughing at you, but the hobo won't give you your sweater back?

[soundbomb81]

Originally posted by Squid Vicious


Best song to play when the chickens are on fire and the ceiling is laughing at you, but the hobo won't give you your sweater back?


I'm Going Slightly Mad by Queen


Best Song for when you're having open-heart surgery

[POLYDISTORTION]

Originally posted by soundbomb81
Best Song for when you're having open-heart surgery

"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart" - Bee Gee's

Or

"Be Careful, It's My Heart" - Frank Sinatra


Best Song For A Gay Wedding

[soundbomb81]

Originally posted by POLYDISTORTION


Best Song For A Gay Wedding


Forbidden Love by Madonna


Best Song for being elected as a new president