Gangsta James Bond

[TheLoveBelow]

Because of all these rappers in these movies, I would think a gangsta bond would be a hot idea. I was thinking "Nelly" would play Bond, also this would be my cast fro it...

James- Nelly

Villian- DMX

henchman- 50 cent

Bonds sidekick- Snoop dog

Another guy in it- LL cool J

Bond Girl- Da Brat

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Yo, there's a brotha that can slap all
da bitches, and work all 'den whoes. All
you gangstas ain't got nutin' on dis brotha.
I wanna shout out fo' the gangsta...ya...
thas rite...James Bond...check it out.

He be slappin' all da brother's who be
slappin' his bitches. He look out fo'
all da brotha's. Hez slapped Dr. No,
Goldfinga, and all dem baaadd niggas
in yer hud.


Sounds like a great Bond song to me!

[Jerk Shapiro]

Originally posted by TheLoveBelow


Bonds sidekick- Snoop dog




Bond: "Let's go in there."

Snoop: "Now wait just one minizzle. Muthufucka's be all up in that shiznit. I go stay my ass right hizzle."



Even if the whole Gangtarrr crew doesn't get picked up. I still want Snoop Dogg in there somewhere. Better than Madonna, I say.

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Nelly as Bond would be hilarious.


Snoop: Watch yo' name, bra?
Nelly: What you gettin' all flippity wippity wit me fo'?
Snoop: I just asked fo' yo' motha fucking name.
Nelly: Ish Bond, motha fucka!

[Jerk Shapiro]

I think, after Gangsta Bond, we should do Jewish Bond.

Bond: "Ah, Goldfiner, you schmuck."

[TheLoveBelow]

Originally posted by Jerk Shapiro
I think, after Gangsta Bond, we should do Jewish Bond.

Bond: "Ah, Goldfiner, you schmuck."

lol good one

[Jerk Shapiro]

And of course, not wanting to leave the Man Pimp blankpage out: Canadian Bond.


Henchmen: "Mr. Bond, ya' gotta preference of where you'd like us to kill ya', eh?"


Bond sneaks up behind a Henchmen, knocking his gun out of his hand.

Henchmen: "Hey, what th', I had a beat on a moose, eh!"

[Jas]

Amish Bond

[Jerk Shapiro]

Stoner Bond

[Dead Halloween]

Mexican Bond

"Your name señor?"
"Bond, Jaime Bond".

[Jerk Shapiro]

Masturbating Bond



With Mexican Hat Dance playing in the background.

[Jas]

Overweight Bond



Alright now drop the cupcake and kick it over here!

[Jerk Shapiro]

Kleptomaniac Bond


Evil villian: "When I sign these papers I'll own 78% of *Insert Company Here*...hehe..."


*Looks around*


Evil villain: "My pen! What the FUCK happened to my pen!?"

[Conor]

Originally posted by Jerk Shapiro
I think, after Gangsta Bond, we should do Jewish Bond.

Bond: "Ah, Goldfiner, you schmuck."
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