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gorysnoopy
12-27-2003, 11:40 PM
If this is a duplicate topic mods,please close-I couldn't find one like it

What are your resolutions gonna be this year?Forget about losing weight and quitting smoking and all that nonsense!

My resolution is a simple one-I will reach 1000 posts this year,come hell or high water!

PapaJupe2k
12-27-2003, 11:56 PM
I vow to see this Black Christmas everyone is always raving about around here. It is unrentable in this area, but somehow, someway I will see this one in 2004.:)

Sad man
12-28-2003, 04:09 AM
My new years resolutions are:

- To see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) as soon as possible.
- To see more old horror classics like Black Christmas and King Kong (Just to name one or two).
- To finally tell the love of my life: I love you!
- To smoke more.

That's it. Sounds like another boring year.

Psyco Chick18
12-28-2003, 07:21 AM
get laid
watch more horror movies
stop biting my nails
get laid.

HorrorIsMyGod
12-28-2003, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by Psyco Chick18
get laid
watch more horror movies
stop biting my nails
get laid.

Oh, dirty thoughts are brewing! :p

Mine would be the same one I try every year! Find a job that I enjoy, and stick to it! :rolleyes:

Scully1888
12-28-2003, 09:42 AM
By the end of next year, I want to:

- Meet Stuart Gordon.

- Own every Anchor Bay UK horror DVD.

- And the big one, have watched at least a film a day. This year I watched 253 films, I want to hit 365 next year!

slasherfan
12-28-2003, 10:03 AM
-KILL SELF
-DIE
-KILL SELF
-DIE
Same as last years!

Andrew Tom
12-28-2003, 10:19 AM
Get the two missing Child's Play movies. (1 & 3)

See Cabin Fever at the movies(only if it comes to the local cinema, though=

I'm not going to beat Scully's attempt, I'll settle for one horror movie a week.

Also, I'll have a Evil Dead, Alien and a Harryhausen marathons.

TheAxeGrinder
12-28-2003, 11:38 AM
- Get my pals to realize how good the Evil Dead series really is
- Sit through all 45+ hours of Alien Quadrilogy supplements
- Get some more Movie Maniacs figures to complement my Predator figure (he's lonely)
- Find out what the hell happened to the Zombi 2 DVD release from MediaBlasters
- Grab the kickass horror DVDs
- Review more horror DVDs on the Unofficial Horror DVDs Thread (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=65407)

orangestar
12-28-2003, 12:03 PM
- Get Final Destination & FD2 on every possible format.
- Get over my fear or decaying bodies in movies
- Watch Cannibal Hollucaust
- Get my hands on a copy of The Vanishing, Black Christmas, Silent Night, Deadly Night, Prom Night, and From Justin to Kelly (:p )

PsychoFreak
12-28-2003, 01:14 PM
-To get over 100 horror movies (I have around 85)
-Kill all the loser townie sheep at my school (If you hear it on the news-ssssh! it wasnt me...:D )
-Form metal band with all songs about horror movies
-Get possed by Captin Howdy (C'mon! you get to stay in bed all day and say what ever the hell you want to who ever the hell you want!

KillerKlown
12-28-2003, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Scully1888
By the end of next year, I want to:

- Meet Stuart Gordon.



I take it you're going to Dead By Dawn this year then? ;)

martyds761
12-28-2003, 03:02 PM
Watch Resident Evil 2
Rent House of 1000 Corpses
Buy FvJ

Same as last year.
Gain more muscle
Find/enjoy a new job
Become ACSM Certified

Sad man
12-28-2003, 03:09 PM
I forgot to add:

To die. In any way. Killed or suicide.

Countess
12-28-2003, 04:02 PM
Watch as many horror movies as I can.
Buy more horror DVDs for my growing collection.
Buy more horror collectibles.
Go to see every horror movie that comes out in theaters next year.

and gorysnoopy I'm with you on the Super Schmoe post thing. I'm getting there :) .


and a Happy New Year to all my fellow schmoes!

pyscho dude
12-28-2003, 04:58 PM
My two resolutions:
1. Watch as many horror films that I haven't seen yet as possible
2. Get several of my friends to watch horror films they've never seen. I did manage to get two friends to see Day of the dead on Sci-fi though.

Scully1888
12-29-2003, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by KillerKlown
I take it you're going to Dead By Dawn this year then? ;)

Mwa ha ha. :)

countchocula
12-29-2003, 05:30 PM
To go to the local multiplex more often. And to start watching horror movies.

mjg 15
12-29-2003, 05:50 PM
Me?? :)

Well, I'd finally like to rent Predator, Highlander and Angel Heart, three films I have put off seeing for the longest time,

to enlighten some of the horror "fan" dullards that infest my school,

and, obviously, see more horror movies that interest me.

Oh, and to see these sequels that have eluded me,

The Amityville Curse
House III
Leprechaun 4
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead
Puppetmaster 5
Silent Night Deadly Night 2
Sleepaway Camp III
Sorority House Massacre 2
Witchboard II

I doubt any of them are good, but I'm a completist!

skweemkween
12-29-2003, 05:55 PM
1.To finally buy The Thing DVD after years of laziness.
2.To rule the world. A/K/A play many gigs with the new horror rockabilly band I've formed, become local legends, break many male fan's hearts.
3.Win the lottery.

ParileseMonster
12-29-2003, 06:27 PM
I have already quit smoking and lost the weight I gained from quitting already.:D

I would like my horror movie collection (various formats) to be past 2,000 by the end of this year. I am already well on my way.:D

I would also like to go to more conventions this year and go visit Christopher Young and his studio again this summer with my husband. I made him something and I would like to present it to him in person.

I also would like to see Linnea again. I miss her and I wish she would move back to L.A.

I would love to see more original movies because I do not go to see remakes anymore. There has not been a reason to.

KillerKlown
12-29-2003, 07:14 PM
To buy more horror DVDs (I've been really slacking of late).

To go and see the remains of the Wicker Man (It's about three hours drive away from my house).

To meet Christopher Lee.

Scully1888
12-30-2003, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by KillerKlown
To go and see the remains of the Wicker Man (It's about three hours drive away from my house).

Whereabouts? Are they still there?

KillerKlown
12-30-2003, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by Scully1888
Whereabouts? Are they still there?


They are located in Burrow Head and yes, they are still there. The cave that Sgt. Howie climbs out of this there too. The Wicker Man's legs are located near Hoseasons Caravan Site.

Here (http://www.scotlandthemovie.com/movies/wmburro2.html) is a link to the website and here is a pic of the remains:
http://www.scotlandthemovie.com/movies/dphotos/wmbh46s.jpg

killuminati003
12-30-2003, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by PapaJupe2k
I vow to see this Black Christmas everyone is always raving about around here. It is unrentable in this area, but somehow, someway I will see this one in 2004.:)

man i know how you feel.......ive been wanting 2 see that movie so bad but not one of the video stores has it in my area......or on my side of the state it seems......but im going 2 watch if before the end of this year....

Dr Martin Luther Loomis
12-30-2003, 11:00 PM
I will purchase one chainsaw, one leather mask and one plane ticket to Texas. I will then perform a little chainsaw massacre of my own and end the lives of each and every single one of the morons that insist the movie really happened.

Then ALL of us will finally be able to say that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre really did happen!

A.J. Hakari
12-30-2003, 11:35 PM
-Finally turn those kickass* horror ideas I've had into scripts.
-Finally watch KING KONG.








* Well, I think they're kickass...

Dignan
12-31-2003, 12:52 AM
My goals/ resolutions:

- Gain world Domination through global diet pill pyramid scheme

- See more horror movies

- turn Adam J. Hakari's "kickass horror ideas" into screenplays and take all the credit ;)

- get some more damn horror movies on Dvd

- see more Argento and Fulci pics

- Read/ write more horror reviews

- achieve goal in sucessfully combining the DNA of a Polar Bear with that of RicochetShaw, making the ultimate super powered beast of a schmoe to battle Grim H for domination of the boards in the year 2029.

- read more F. Paul Wilson and H.P. LoveCraft

- write a song called "The Love Craft" set to the B52's "Love Shack."

- win all of Scully1888's cool horror memorabilia through a wager on a game of table tennis and/or air hockey( he knows he's game)

- make a new list of horror resolutions

sarah1980
12-31-2003, 02:03 AM
Originally posted by Countess
Watch as many horror movies as I can.
Buy more horror DVDs for my growing collection.
Buy more horror collectibles.
Go to see every horror movie that comes out in theaters next year.

All those try to watch The Last House On The Left

Watch both Dawn and Day Of The Dead

Try to hit 300 DVDs

Finally but All the seasons of The X-Files

and try to become King Of All Schomes I only need 5700 more posts to go :rolleyes: :eek: :eek:

Scully1888
12-31-2003, 05:56 AM
Originally posted by KillerKlown
They are located in Burrow Head and yes, they are still there. The cave that Sgt. Howie climbs out of this there too. The Wicker Man's legs are located near Hoseasons Caravan Site.

Here (http://www.scotlandthemovie.com/movies/wmburro2.html) is a link to the website and here is a pic of the remains:
http://www.scotlandthemovie.com/movies/dphotos/wmbh46s.jpg

Oh ya fuckin dancer!

Expect pictures of me there within a month! :)

Scully1888
12-31-2003, 05:57 AM
Originally posted by Dignan
- win all of Scully1888's cool horror memorabilia through a wager on a game of table tennis and/or air hockey( he knows he's game)

Air hockey it is, bitch - anytime, anyplace, anywhere. :)

EvilDeadGirl
12-31-2003, 09:33 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR FELLOW SCHMOES!

- Finally see Dellamorte Dellamore and Black Christmas.

- Rule the World. (I know it's been said but damn it! I'm gonna do it!)

- Get my DVD collection past 100 (On my way!)

- Stalk as many people as possible. :)

- Have lots of sex!

A.J. Hakari
12-31-2003, 09:35 AM
Originally posted by Dignan
- turn Adam J. Hakari's "kickass horror ideas" into screenplays and take all the credit ;)

Did I mention those "kickass horror ideas" involve making BLOODY MURDER 3: THE MUSICAL?

HorrorIsMyGod
12-31-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by skweemkween
1.To finally buy The Thing DVD after years of laziness.
2.To rule the world. A/K/A play many gigs with the new horror rockabilly band I've formed, become local legends, break many male fan's hearts.
3.Win the lottery.

1. Excellent choice!

2. A woman with Global Domination in mind? A quality every man should look for in a woman! :p

3. Share with your fellow shmoes! Mostly me though! :p

orangestar
12-31-2003, 02:27 PM
i already posted, but now that I think of it I have a couple more

-get a job

- use all money from job to buy horror movies

- Get past 100 horror dvds/videos (this is hard because I only have about 10)

- Watch more Romero/Aregento/Fulci movies

- Force myself to watch entire Hellraiser series

- Become the first horror-obsessed cheerleader to grace the courts of my highschool gymnasium

HorrorIsMyGod
12-31-2003, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by EvilDeadGirl
HAPPY NEW YEAR FELLOW SCHMOES!

- Finally see Dellamorte Dellamore and Black Christmas.

- Have lots of sex!

Excellent movies that you should HAVE ALREADY SEEN! :D

"Have lots of sex!" Where do I sign up? :p

HorrorIsMyGod
12-31-2003, 02:42 PM
I'll update my goals...I can do it! I still have time! :p

- Quite smoking!

- Get a job!

- Lose a bit of weight! Maybe 30-40 pounds (laugh and I'll smoke you with my "Boom Stick"!) :D

Saruman
12-31-2003, 04:02 PM
- buy 50 dvds
- buy a shit load of comics
- learn to play the guitar better

skweemkween
12-31-2003, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by HorrorIsMyGod
1. Excellent choice!

2. A woman with Global Domination in mind? A quality every man should look for in a woman! :p

3. Share with your fellow shmoes! Mostly me though! :p

I fully intend to share the wealth when I win the lottery. That is a requirement of me as a human being - I'll give you a shopping spree, how's that?

jagged halo
12-31-2003, 07:37 PM
Does that include the likes of me?, a poor infant schmoe!!.

;)

PM me if you would like a copy of HYBRID I mentioned, I'd be more
than happy to mail you one, if that is you are a true fan of the master of synth-rock!!!!.

All the best.

Hell Phantom
12-31-2003, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by EvilDeadGirl
- Have lots of sex!

Oh...I can help you with that one!

J/K! Don't sue me for sexual haressment! :(
then again...I could put you in jail for underage sex!


My resolution: Finish editing some scripts so I can get an agent when I turn 18, make a TWISTED METAL script as well as finish my latest, see more movies of course!

An scully...Im pretty close to you this year, I have seen a movie almost every day in 2003! around 250 some days I suppose I watched at least one movie! Horror or not though....

Oh yeah, buy the director's cut of Battle Royal and Ginger Snaps Director's Cut

Also need to see GINGER SNAPS 2!!!

HorrorIsMyGod
01-01-2004, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by skweemkween
I fully intend to share the wealth when I win the lottery. That is a requirement of me as a human being - I'll give you a shopping spree, how's that?

Sounds great! Can never have too much horror stuff! :D

Nekroman
01-01-2004, 09:17 PM
-Watch more Takashi Miike flicks
-Shoot this damn movie I've had on the backburner and get it out to the masses
-Add more memorabilia to my Event Horizon collection
-Watch Event Horizon a few dozen more times at least
-See every sickass fringe extreme movie I can get my grubby hands on
-Find all the rare movies that have been on my want list for the last two years.

Psyco Chick18
01-01-2004, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by HorrorIsMyGod
"Have lots of sex!" Where do I sign up? :p

My, but you are a little horndog. ;)

HorrorIsMyGod
01-02-2004, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by Psyco Chick18
My, but you are a little horndog. ;)

Yes, Yes I am. ;)

Psyco Chick18
01-02-2004, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by HorrorIsMyGod
Yes, Yes I am. ;)

Well ther certainly isn't anything wrong with that. :D

HorrorIsMyGod
01-02-2004, 03:23 AM
Originally posted by Psyco Chick18
Well ther certainly isn't anything wrong with that. :D

No, No there isn't. :p

deadeye
01-03-2004, 09:03 AM
For all you sexed up schmoes--amend your statements to "lots of GOOD sex".

My resolutions...

1. Watch some of the independent horror films.
2. Give Black Christmas another try--I must've been in a bad mood the only other time I watched it, 'cause I didn't like it. Too many schmoes who's opinions I trust like it, so I need to give it another shot.
3. Write more reviews, but try to pick out films to review that no body else has written about yet.
4. Expand my business. This month I'm finishing my graduate in gemology, so I can (legally) do appraisals on loose gemstones and finished jewelry. Currently I repair and design custom gold and platinum jewelry.
5. Learn to cook edible food. This has a been a goal for some time. I've already mastered ordering out.

slasherfan
01-03-2004, 03:58 PM
MY New Year's Resolution is to ignore ALL PG-13 "horror" movies!

Inglorious
01-04-2004, 04:23 PM
Don't know if anyone will read this. But my New Years resolution was to be a nicer person to everyone... seriously. I am mean.

ERIN_LoJ
01-04-2004, 09:10 PM
Mine is going to the horrorfind convention, my first horror convention ever,
in August.

I also want to buy the Alien Quad. set, Nightmare on Elm St DVD set,
Sleepaway Camp box set and greatly enhance my DVD collection.

For horror books I want to start in on Jack Ketchum and Michael Slade. And
also finish off my Johnathan Kellerman collection.

I also want to update my collectables a slight bit.

I have the goal to finish my website which I worked on for 6 months last
year.

I plan to rebuy the Interview with the Vampire soundtrack finally.

There is a huge list of movies I plan to see. Some include last years horror
lol (Cabin fever, wrong turn, the new tcm, ect)
And then there's oldies I haven't viewed like Phantasm, Candyman 2, ect.

I plan on buying a few select horror books such as the john carpenter
biography and a few others.

Figure out how to play stupid computer games so I can play Alice and The Undying. Also finally finished SNES Zombie ate my neighbors.

Write more on my horror novel.

Hmm...that's about it.