Favorite Line from the Bond Movies

[BorderEevilIII]

There's many favorite one-liners that I liked. I just watched "Octopussy" on Spike TV and what Louis Jordan says to Roger Moore still makes me snicker.... :D

[Confronting James Bond]
Kamal Khan: You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving.
James Bond:You know what they say about the fittest.

[Unicron]

In For Your Eyes Only
James Bond: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Q: That's putting things mildly, 007
:D:D

Tomorrow Never Dies
Q: It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Will you need collision coverage?
James Bond: Yes
Q: Fire?
James Bond: Probably
Q: Personal Injury?
James Bond: I hope not, but accidents do happen.
Q: They frequently do with you.
James Bond: Is there any other protection I need?
Q: Only from me 007, unless you bring that car back in pristine order.

[blankpage]

Well, the all time favourite...


"Your name, sir?"

"Bond, James Bond."



:cool: Nothing even comes close :cool:

[syxxpac]

"She always did enjoy a good squeeze."

- Goldeneye

:D

[rupert pupkin]

cant remember the movie but when he guesses dominos name from her ankle bracelet she says

'you have sharp eyes mr bond'
bond (connery) replies

'wait till you see my teeth'

:D

[mreeez]

Diamonds are Forever

James Bond: And what is your name?
Plenty O'Toole: Penty O'Toole
James Bond: Named after your father no doubt

[Unicron]

Moonraker

At the end in the escape pod
M - What is Bond doing?
Q - I think his attempting Re-entry Sir

:D:D

[KevinthePRF]

This thread could go on forever really.

Two of mine:

Goldeneye

Q: And behind the headlights, sidewinder missiles.

Bond: Just the thing to unwind after a long day at the office.

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The World is not Enough

Christmas Jones: We've got to get that nuke back, or someone's going to have my ass.

Bond: First things first.

[kirkman316]

I've always liked when, in License to Kill, he dumps the guy in the thing of maggots and says ,"Bon Appetite." How sick.

[The Rain Dog]

"Shocking. Absolutely shocking."

RD

[Tagia_Romero]

Onatopp: You don't need the gun.
Bond: That depends on your definition of safe sex.

The naughtiest cross fertilisation of full on shagging and killing follows that and it suddenly gets very hot under the audience's collar.

[GuyWithTheGun]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Onatopp: You don't need the gun.
Bond: That depends on your definition of safe sex.

The naughtiest cross fertilisation of full on shagging and killing follows that and it suddenly gets very hot under the audience's collar.

Best. Bond. Scene. Ever.
Seriously. Just because the element of danger is tweaked up a notch by the erotic part of it. I loved it so much.

As for the best quote:

B: Do you expect me to talk?
G: No, Mister Bond. I expect you to die!

Funny story behind that. The guy who played Aurich Goldfinger's english was so horrible, every line he says in the film is dubbed over by a voice actor.

Guy

[Orn-free]

'From Russia with Love'



" i think my mouth is too big"

Bond : " no its perfect, for me that is" :cool:

[jason statham]

there are lots, but the one i can remember now is :
Theres no point in living,if you cant feel alive
TWINE

[Otis Driftwood]

Dr. No

Bond is waiting in his condo for the assassin to arrive.

A shootout occurs

Bond: "You've had your six."

Bond then shoots him.

(Sweet scene!)

[Could Be Worse]

I know the cheesiest...

The World is Not Enough

"I thought Christmas only came once a year."

Laughed my ass off.

[Fraenkl]

NATALYA SIMINOVA: Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?

JAMES BOND: Standard operating procedure.

(GoldenEye)

[Horror_Buddy]

Live and let die

Rosie Carver- There is a... a...

Jimbo- Oh a snake, I forgot to tell you you should never go in there without a mongoose

[Badbird]

Tomorrow Never Dies:

You always were a cunning linguist.

OHMSS:

He had a lot of guts!

Goldeneye:

The writing's on the wall?

And of course from TWINE:

I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

[sAtAn666]

I can't remmeber which one it is, and it's probably unintentional, but Bond's on the phone while sleeping with a girl and he says, "She's just coming, sir.":D

[bob]

I've always been a sucker for George Lazenby's first line as Bond:

"This never happened to the other fella."

[max zorin]

After Zorin kills W.G. Howe in his office...

Zorin: (chuckling) neat, isn't it?

Bond: I'm speechless with admiration.

I love that line:D

[Horror_Buddy]

"Here's to us Mr. Bond. we are the best."

Scaramanga

[bob]

Originally posted by bob
I've always been a sucker for George Lazenby's first line as Bond:

"This never happened to the other fella."

Sorry, that was actually the second line he said as Bond.

Because I know you all noticed.;)

[max zorin]

From the living daylights:

Bond: (to Saunders) Go ahead file your damn report, if he fires me, I'll thank him for it.

So sauve and cool when Dalton uttered that line...wow.

[The Young Son]

From Goldeneye:

Jack: "Who's the girl?"
Bond: Natalya Simmonova
Natalya: "Natalya Simyonova"
Bond: "Russian Minister of Transportation"

Boris shaking the computer: Speak to me!!!

Valentin: "...do you know how long the Winter lasts in this country? Tell him Dimitri!"
Dimitri: "Uh, well - "
Valentin: "SILENCE!!!"

[Felix Leiter]

BOND: "That gun looks more fitting for a woman."
LARGO: "You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?"
BOND: "No. I know a little about women."

Thunderball is great for bond lines.

[bigred760]

Q: "It's something we're making for the Americans. It's called the 'GHETTOBLASTER'."

-The Living Daylights - always loved that line, among the others mentioned here, of course.

[Cronos]

my all time favourite:

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

and more great lines from Goldfinger:

[after knocking a lamp into a bathtub to electrocute a bad guy]
James Bond: Shocking! Positively shocking!

Pussy Galore: You like a close shave, don't you?

Q: Now this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear lever here? Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it.
James Bond: Yeah, why not?
Q: Because you'll release this section of the roof, and engage and then fire the passenger ejector seat. Whish!
James Bond: Ejector seat? You're joking!
Q: I never joke about my work, 007.

Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
James Bond: I must be dreaming.

[Goldfinger is cheating at golf, with the help of Oddjob]
Hawker: If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer.
James Bond: 'Tisn't.
Hawker: How do you know?
James Bond: I'm standing on it.

James Bond: You're a woman of many parts, Pussy!