If the Golden Schmoes (2003) were today...

[Scarface98.9]

...who would you pick for the following awards?

Favorite Movie?
Worst movie?
Best Screenplay?
Most underrated movie?
Most Overrated movie?
Trippiest movie of the year?
Best Comedy?
Best horror movie?
Best Animated movie?
Best Sci-Fi movie?
Best special effects?
Biggest Disappointments?
Best Action scene?
Best Actor?
Best Actress?
Best Supporting actor?
Best Supporting actress?
Best Breakthrough performance?
Favorite Celebrity?
Coolest character(s)?
Best Music?
Best line?
Best Movie poster?
Best trailer?
Best DVD?
Most memorable scene?
Best T&A?

For anyone who doesn't know, the Golden Schmoes are a yearly Oscar-type game where we vote and pick the nominees for the said categories and then later the general public votes for their choice. But for us veteran Schmoes, who would you pick?

[Sad man]

I love the Golden Schmoes and I was lucky enough to be part of them last year. So far so good, this would be my winners...

Favorite Movie: Dogville
Worst movie: Irreversible
Best Screenplay: Whale Rider
Most underrated movie: Dogville
Most Overrated movie: Russian Ark
Trippiest movie of the year: Finding Nemo
Best Comedy: Finding Nemo
Best horror movie: May
Best Animated movie: Finding Nemo
Best Sci-Fi movie: T3: Rise of the Machines
Best special effects: X2: X-Men United
Biggest Disappointment: Russian Ark
Best Action scene: Car pile up (Final Destination 2)
Best Actor: Crispin Glover (Willard)
Best Actress: Keisha Castle-Hughes (Whale Rider)
Best Supporting actor: Tim Robbins (Mystic River)
Best Supporting actress: Marcia Gay Harden (Mystic River)
Best Breakthrough performance: Evan Rachel Wood (Thirteen)
Favorite Celebrity: Nicole Kidman
Coolest character: The Bride (Kill Bill: Volume 1)
Best Music: Kill Bill: Volume 1
Best line: ..."Do you like pussy...cats, do you like pussy cats?"...
..."Gee, you are a nasty little thing aren't you?"...
Polly (Anna Faris) - May
Best Movie poster: Identity
Best trailer: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Best DVD: Finding Nemo
Most memorable scene: Paikea's school dance and speech for her grandfather (Whale Rider)
Best T&A: Anna Faris (May, Lost in Translation)

[Damned Martian]

Favorite Movie - Love Actually
Worst movie - Freddy vs Jason
Best Screenplay - The Singing Detective
Most underrated movie - Hulk
Most Overrated movie - Freddy vs Jason
Trippiest movie of the year - The Singing Detective
Best Comedy - Love Actually
Best horror movie - 28 Days Later
Best Animated movie - Finding Nemo
Best Sci-Fi movie - Hulk
Best special effects - Matrix Revolutions
Biggest Disappointments - The Human Stain
Best Action scene - Battle of Zion (Matrix Revolutions)
Best Actor - Nick Nolte (The Good Thief)
Best Actress - Nutsa Kukhianidze (The Good Thief)
Best Supporting actor - Paul Bettany (Master & Commander)
Best Supporting actress - Emma Thompson (Love Actually)
Best Breakthrough performance -Sarah & Emma Bolger (In America) - tie
Favorite Celebrity - George Clooney
Coolest character(s) - Jack Sparrow (POTC)
Best Music - Love Actually
Best line - "Boys and Girls, don't buy drugs..... become a famous rock star & u'll get them free!!" (Love Actually)
Best Movie poster - Identity
Best trailer - POTC
Best DVD - Matrix Reloaded
Most memorable scene - the wedding video/the mute declaration (Love Actually)
Best T&A - Nutsa Kukhianidze (The Good Thief)

[Hucksta G]

Favorite Movie: The Return of the King
Worst movie: The Leaugue of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Best Screenplay: Love Actually
Most underrated movie: Hulk
Most Overrated movie: Bruce Almighty
Trippiest movie of the year: Identity
Best Comedy: Love Actually
Best horror movie: Identity
Best Sci-Fi movie: The Matrix Reloaded
Best special effects: The Return of the King
Biggest Disappointments: The Leaugue of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Best Action scene: The Battle of Pellanor Fields (Return of the King)
Best Actor: Liam Neeson (Love Actually)
Best Actress: Uma Thurman (Kill Bill: Volume 1)
Best Supporting actor: Andy Serkis (Return of the King)
Best Breakthrough performance: Keisha Castle-Hughes (Whale Rider)
Favorite Celebrity: Collin Farell
Coolest character(s): Gollum (Return of the King)
Best Music: Kill Bill: Volume 1
Best trailer: The Return of the King
Best DVD: The Two Towers: Extended Edition
Most memorable scene: House of Blue Leaves (Kill Bill: Volume 1)
Best T&A: Keira Knightley (Love Actually, POTC)

[Hannibal21]

Favorite Movie - LOTR: ROTK
Worst movie - From Justin to Kelly
Best Screenplay - Lost in Translation
Most underrated movie - Willard
Most O-------d movie - The Hulk
Trippiest movie of the year - May
Best Comedy - Lost in Translation (more of a drama to me, but since the golden globes single it out as a comedy....)
Best horror movie - Willard
Best Animated movie - Finding Nemo
Best Sci-Fi movie - T3: Rise of the Machines
Best special effects - LOTR: ROTK
Biggest Disappointments - 28 Days Later
Best Action scene - The battle for Middle Earth (LOTR: ROTK)
Best Actor - Bill Murray (Lost in Translation)
Best Actress - Nicole Kidman (Dogville)
Best Supporting actor - Ken Watanabe (The Last Samurai)
Best Supporting actress - Patricia Clarkson (Dogville)
Best Breakthrough performance - Keisha Castle-Hughes (Whale Rider)
Favorite Celebrity - Johnny Depp
Coolest character(s) - The Bride, O Ren Ishii, Go Go (Kill Bill)
Best Music - Kill Bill
Best Movie poster - Lost in Translation
Best trailer - Kill Bill
Best DVD - Casablanca SE
Most memorable scene - The ending to Lost in Translation
Best T&A - Scarlett Johanssen (Lost in Translation)

[ilovemovies]

Favorite Movie - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Worst movie - Guilty by Assocciation
Best Screenplay - Lost in Translation
Most underrated movie - Gigli
Most Overrated movie - Finding Nemo
Trippiest movie of the year - Kill Bill Vol. 1
Best Comedy - Lost in Translation
Best horror movie - Identity
Best Animated movie - Finding Nemo (the only animated movie I've seen this year)
Best Sci-Fi movie - Matrix Revolutions
Best special effects - Matrix Revolutions/Return of the King (tied)
Biggest Disappointments - A Man Apart
Best Action scene - the big battle which takes the entire middle portions of Return of the King
Best Actor - Sean Penn, Mystic River
Best Actress - Scarlett Johanssen, Lost in Translation
Best Supporting actor - Tim Robbins, Mystic River
Best Supporting actress - Marcia Gay Harden, Mystic River
Best Breakthrough performance - ??? (I'll answer later)
Favorite Celebrity - Don't have one
Coolest character(s) - Freddy Krueger, Agent Smith, The Bride, Elektra
Best Music - ??? answer coming later
Best line ??? Answer coming later
Best Movie poster ???
Best trailer - Matrix Revolutions
Best DVD 24 season 2/ Alias season 2
Most memorable scene??? Answer coming later
Best T&A ??? answer coming later

[Guy Strong]

Favorite Movie:
KILL BILL - VOL. 1

Worst movie:
DAREDEVIL

Best Screenplay:
LOST IN TRANSLATION

Most underrated movie:
BAD SANTA

Most Overrated movie:
THE LAST SAMURAI

Trippiest movie of the year:
CABIN FEVER

Best Comedy:
BAD SATNA

Best horror movie:
CABIN FEVER

Best Sci-Fi movie:
X-MEN 2

Best special effects:
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING

Biggest Disappointments:
THE MATRIX RELOADED/REVOLUTIONS

Best Action scene:
THE SHOWDOWN AT THE HOUSE OF BLUE LEAVES, KILL BILL - VOL.1

Best Actor:
BILL MURRAY, LOST IN TRANSLATION

Best Actress:
UMA THURMAN, KILL BILL - VOL.1

Best Supporting Actor:
SEAN ASTIN, THE RETURN OF THE KING

Best Supporting actor:
SCARLETT JOHANSSEN, LOST IN TRANSLATION

Coolest character:
THE BRIDE, KILL BILL - VOL.1

Best Music:
KILL BILL - VOL.1

Best Movie poster:
KILL BILL - VOL.1 (tie) WONDERLAND

Best trailer:
KILL BILL - VOL. 1

Best DVD:
X-MEN 2

[blankpage]

Favorite Movie: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Worst movie: Mona Lisa Smile
Best Screenplay: Scarlett Johanson, LOST IN TRANSLATION
Most underrated movie: Anything Else
Most Overrated movie: Finding Nemo
Trippiest movie of the year: Kill Bill: Volume One
Best Comedy: Love Actually
Best horror movie: Cabin Fever
Best Animated movie: Looney Tunes: Back in Action
Best Sci-Fi movie: T3: Rise of the Machines
Best special effects: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Biggest Disappointments: Hulk
Best Action scene: The battle for Middle Earth (battle for Gondor)
Best Actor: Bill Murray, LOST IN TRANSLATION
Best Actress: Uma Thurman, KILL BILL: VOLUME ONE
Best Supporting actor: Sean Asting, THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING
Best Supporting actress: Renee Zellweger
Best Breakthrough performance: Coming Soon...
Favorite Celebrity: Johnny Depp
Coolest character(s): The Bride & Captain Jack Sparrow
Best Music: Kill Bill: Volume One
Best line: "Well a ring a ding ding ding", LOST IN TRANSLATION
Best Movie poster: Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind
Best trailer: Kill Bill: Volume One
Best DVD: Looney Tunes: The Golden Collection
Most memorable scene: House of Blue Leaves
Best T&A: Eva Mendes

[sleekproductions]

Some very, very nice picks here... far better than most of the other stuff that critics post... anyways, I'll be posting mine a little later on... I still have a few movies I'd like to catch up on before I feel comfortable posting any lists or awards...

[Jon Lyrik]

Favorite Movie? ROTK
Worst movie? Cat in the Hat
Best Screenplay? Lost in Translation
Most underrated movie? Looney Tunes: Back in Action
Best Comedy? Finding Nemo (don't really consider LIT comedy)
Best horror movie? 28 Days Later
Best Animated movie? Finding Nemo
Best Sci-Fi movie? X2
Best special effects? ROTK
Best Action scene? Pelannor Fields-ROTK
Best Actor? Bill Murray-LIT
Best Actress? Scarlett Johansson-LIT (she *IS* the lead)
Best Supporting actor? Sean Astin-ROTK
Best Breakthrough performance? Scarlett Johansson-LIT
Favorite Celebrity? Johnny Depp
Coolest character(s)? Dory-Finding Nemo
Best Music? Lost in Translation
Best line? "The board is set, the pieces are moving"-Gandalf, ROTK
Best Movie poster? Finding Nemo
Best trailer? ROTK
Best DVD? Looney Tunes: Golden Collection
Most memorable scene? Louvre Paintings, LT:BIA
Best T&A? Scarlett Johansson, Lost in Translation

[Addi88]

Favorite Movie: Kill Bill Vol. 1

Worst movie: Deliver Us From Eva

Best Screenplay: Lost In Translation

Most underrated movie: House Of 1000 Corpses

Most Overrated movie: X2

Trippiest movie of the year: Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over:D

Best Comedy: Haggard

Best horror movie: ALIEN: Director's Cut

Best Animated movie: Finding Nemo

Best Sci-Fi movie: T3: Rise Of The Machines

Best special effects: The Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King

Biggest Disappointments: Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

Best Action scene: The Bride Vs. The Crazy 88's (Kill Bill Vol. 1)

Best Actor: Bill Murray (Lost In Translation)

Best Actress: Uma Thurman (Kill Bill Vol. 1)

Best Supporting actor: Sean Astin (LOTR: ROTK)

Best Supporting actress: Scarlett Johansson (Lost In Translation)

Best Breakthrough performance: Scarlett Johansson (Lost In Translation)

Favorite Celebrity: Bam Margera

Coolest character(s): The Bride, O Ren Ishii (Kill Bill Vol. 1)
The Terminator (T3: Rise Of The Machines)
Sam, Gollum, and the orc that looked like Sloth from "The Goonies" (LOTR: ROTK)
Vallo, Falcone, Don Vito (Haggard)

Best Music: Kill Bill Vol. 1

Best line:
It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it coming. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting (The Bride from Kill Bill Vol. 1)

Best Movie poster(s):
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Best trailer: Kill Bill (Teaser and Full Length Trailer)

Best DVD: Family Guy Vol. 1

Most memorable scene: The Bride Vs. The Crazy 88's (Kill Bill Vol. 1)

Best T&A: Scarlett Johansson (Lost In Translation)

[zeppelin]

Favorite Movie? The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Worst movie? Anger Management
Best Screenplay? American Splendor
Most underrated movie (I hate that word, but okay)? The Good Thief
Most Overrated movie (I hate that word even more)? Master & Commander, Identity
Trippiest movie of the year? May
Best Comedy? Since I don't consider American Splendor or Lost in Translation to be comedies, I'll have to say The School of Rock
Best horror movie? May
Best Animated movie? Finding Nemo
Best Sci-Fi movie? X2: X-Men United
Best special effects? The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Biggest Disappointments? The Hulk
Best Action scene? Any in RotK
Best Actor? Sean Penn- 21 Grams
Best Actress? Naomi Watts- 21 Grams
Best Supporting actor? Benicio Del Toro- 21 Grams
Best Supporting actress? Hope Davis- American Splendor
Best Breakthrough performance? Paul Giamatti- American Splendor, Scarlett Johansson- Lost in Translation
Favorite Celebrity? You mean like who had the best year? Sean Penn or Scarlett Johansson.
Coolest character(s)? Harvey Pekar from American Splendor
Best Music? 21 Grams, The Last Samurai
Best line? "You might as well know right off the bat, I had a vasectomy." - Harvey Pekar (Paul Giamatti) in American Splendor
Best Movie poster? Lost in Translation
Best trailer? Resident Evil: Apocalypse (though I'm sure the movie itself will suck)
Best DVD? La Strada Criterion Collection, X2: X-Men United
Most memorable scene? A scene in 21 Grams that I will not give away because it could be considered a spoiler
Best T&A? Keira Knightley- PotC, Love Actually, & Bend it Like Beckham

[Michael Corleone]

Favorite Movie: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Worst movie: Cat in the Hat

Best Screenplay: Mystic River

Most underrated movie: All the Real Girls

Most Overrated movie: 21 Grams

Trippiest movie of the year: Kill Bill: Volume 1

Best Comedy: Bad Santa

Best horror movie: 28 Days Later

Best Animated movie: Finding Nemo

Best Sci-Fi movie: X2: X-Men United

Best special effects: Return of the King

Biggest Disappointments: 21 Grams

Best Action scene: Pelannor Fields, Return of the King

Best Actor: Sean Penn, Mystic River

Best Actress: Scarlett Johansson, Lost in Translation

Best Supporting actor: Ian McKellan, Return of the King

Best Supporting actress: Marcia Gay Harden, Mystic River

Best Breakthrough performance: Kiesha Castle-Hughes, Whale Rider

Favorite Celebrity: Sean Penn

Coolest character(s): Willie; Billy Bob Thorton, Bad Santa

Best Music: Return of the King

Best DVD: The Two Towers: Extended Edition

Best T&A: Ludivine Sagnier, Swimming Pool

[Fisting Ackbar]

Favorite Movie THE RETURN OF THE KING
Worst movie THE LIFE OF DAVID GALE
Best Screenplay LOST IN TRANSLATION
Most underrated movie ELEPHANT
Most Overrated movie IN AMERICA
Trippiest movie of the year IRREVERSIBLE
Best Comedy LOVE ACTUALLY
Best horror movie MAY
Best Animated movie FINDING NEMO
Best Sci-Fi movie TERMINATOR 3
Best special effects THE RETURN OF THE KING
Biggest Disappointments BATTLE ROYALE II, DREAMCATCHER
Best Action scene Battle of the Pellenor Fields - ROTK
Best Actor Bill Murray - LOST IN TRANSLATION
Best Actress Charlize Theron - MONSTER
Best Supporting actor Ken Wanatabe - THE LAST SAMURAI
Best Breakthrough performance Keisha Castle Hughes - WHALE RIDER
Favorite Celebrity Keira Knightly
Coolest character(s) Gogo Yubari - KILL BILL: VOL. 1
Best Music KILL BILL: VOL. 1
Best trailer ELEPHANT
Best DVD THE TWO TOWERS EXTENDED EDITION
Most memorable scene Rape scene in IRREVERSIBLE
Best T&A Chiaki Kuriyama - KILL BILL: VOL. 1

[Scarface98.9]

My own personal choices:

Favorite Movie: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Worst movie: Daredevil
Best Screenplay: American Splendor
Most underrated movie: Bad Boys 2
Most Overrated movie: Cold Mountain
Trippiest movie of the year: American Splendor
Best Comedy: Scary Movie 3
Best Sci-Fi movie: X2
Best special effects: ROTK
Biggest Disappointments: The Matrix Reloaded
Best Action scene: The causeway chase in Bad Boys 2
Best Actor: Paul Giammatti-American Splendor
Best Actress: Hope Davis-American Splendor
Best Supporting actor: Sean Astin-ROTK
Best Breakthrough performance: Peter Dinklage-Station Agent/Elf
Favorite Celebrity: Will Ferrel
Coolest character(s): Harvey Pekar-American Splendor
Best Music: Kill Bill
Best line: "We were just trying to order Pootie Tang!"-Scary Movie 3
Best Movie poster: Wonderland's posters
Best trailer: The Matrix Reloaded
Best DVD: Two Towers: EE
Most memorable scene: The "Coming out" scene in X2

[MickeyKnox]

Favorite Movie-Kill Bill:Volume One
Worst movie-House of the Dead
Best Screenplay-Lost In Translation
Most underrated movie-American Splendor
Most Overrated movie-Finding Nemo
Trippiest movie of the year-Kill Bill:Volume One
Best Comedy-Bad Santa
Best horror movie-28 Days Later
Best Animated movie-Finding Nemo
Best Sci-Fi movie-X2
Best special effects-Return of the King
Biggest Disappointments-The Matrix Reloaded/The Matrix Revolutions
Best Action scene-Kill Bill:Volume One-(The Showdown at the House of Blue Leaves)
Best Actor-Bill Murray-(Lost In Translation)
Best Actress-Uma Thurman-(Kill Bill:Volume One)
Best Supporting actor-Tim Robbins-(Mystic River)
Best Supporting actress-Lucy Liu-(Kill Bill:Volume One)
Best Breakthrough performance-Scarlett Johansson- (Lost In Translation)
Favorite Celebrity-Sean Penn
Coolest character(s)-The Bride-(Kill Bill:Volume One) -Aragorn-(Return of the King)
Best Music-The RZA-(Kill Bill:Volume One)
Best line-"Revenge Is Never A Straight Line"-(Kill Bill:Volume One)
Best Movie poster-Kill Bill:Volume One
Best trailer-Kill Bill:Volume One/Lost In Translation
Best DVD-The Alien Quadrilogy
Most memorable scene-The House of Blue Leaves-(Kill Bill:Volume One)
Best T&A-Scarlett Johansson (Lost In Translation)

[RogueSpear]

Favorite Movie? - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Worst movie? - National Security
Best Screenplay? - Matchstick Men
Most underrated movie? - Tears of the Sun
Most Overrated movie? - The Matrix Reloaded
Trippiest movie of the year? House of 1000 Corpses
Best horror movie? - Identity
Best Sci-Fi movie? - Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Best special effects? - The freeway chase in The Matrix Reloaded
Biggest Disappointments? - The Matrix Reloaded
Best Action scene? - The House of Blue Leaves sequence in Kill Bill: Volume 1
Best Actor? - Nicholas Cage in Matchstick Men
Best Actress? - Uma Thurman in Kill Bill: Volume 1
Best Supporting actor? - Tim Robbins in Mystic River
Coolest character(s)? - Aragorn, Gandalf, Capt. Jack Sparrow, The Bride
Best Music? - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

[Sublime]

Favorite Movie? - Kill Bill: Volume One
Worst movie? - From Justin To Kelly
Best Screenplay? - Kill Bill: Volume One
Most underrated movie? - Melvin Goes To Dinner, Spun, Raising Victor Vargas
Most Overrated movie? - The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
Trippiest movie of the year? - Spun
Best Comedy? - Anything Else
Best horror movie? - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Best Animated movie? - Finding Nemo
Best Sci-Fi movie? - Paycheck
Best special effects? - The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
Biggest Disappointments? - The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
Best Action scene? - House Of Blue Leaves in Kill Bill
Best Actor? - Sean Penn "Mystic River"
Best Actress? - Uma Thurman "Kill Bill : Volume One"
Best Supporting actor? - Tim Robbins "Mystic River"
Best Supporting actress? - Hope Davis "American Splendor"
Best Breakthrough performance? - Paul Giamatii "American Splendor"
Favorite Celebrity? - Colin Farrel, Sean Penn
Coolest character(s)? - Buddy The Elf
Best Music? - Kill Bill: Volume One
Best line? - Hey...it's like Anything Else
Best Movie poster? - The Last Samurai
Best trailer? - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Best DVD? - JFK: Directors Cut
Most memorable scene? - House Of Blue Leaves fight
Best T&A? - "Taped Up Chick" in Spun