Dumbest Movie Trailers Ever

[LiquidSalt]

Legally Blonde 2... A bunch of girls hopping around screaming "DELTA NU!" really started to annoy me.

[Indy in IN]

The Garfield trailer looks pretty stupid. The trailers are one of the best parts of going to see a movie, but I hated that one. Funny, I like the comic.

[Addi88]

I guess I'll be the first to bring up the horrible trailer that goes by the name....






MASK 2
:(

[my_name_is_neo]

The Mask 2, anybody?

(shit, Addi88 beat me to being the first to mention that one)

Oh, and the Garfield trailer sucked, too.

[Mr.HyDe807]

THE MASK 2!

Hopefully that baby will get thrown out of the window in that movie

[Shockwave]

Does anyone remember The Holes trailer that tried to pass it off as a horror movie? It mimicked The Ring.

I busted out laughing when i saw it, it was so absurd.

[QUENTIN]

The worst in recent memory for me are Kangaroo Jack and Murder by Numbers.

[Lynn Minmei]

Any Dumb and Dumberer trailer or TV spot takes the cake.

[TheElephants]

Originally posted by Lynn Minmei
Any Dumb and Dumberer trailer or TV spot takes the cake.

That or The Mask 2. Take your pick.

[A.J. Hakari]

THE MASK 2, by far. Just kill me now.

[syxxpac]

The Mask 2

"Are you ready for more?" (What an original tag line by the way...)

No. No, I'm not.

[robk]

The trailer for Swimfan was stupid. Putting aside for a moment the fact that the film itself was another lousy Play Misty for Me -wannabe, the trailer showed basically ALL the major scenes. Heck, the film itself may as well be called Swimfan: The Trailer-The Director's Cut.

[Scarface98.9]

Some of the notables:

Legally Blonde 2

The Italian Job (2003) (Gives away nearly everything)

Gigli

Kangaroo Jack

Radio ("We haven't been the ones teaching Radio. Radio's been the one whose been teach us" :rolleyes:)

The Mask 2

Terminator 3 (the teaser that premiered in December 2002)

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by Scarface98.9
Terminator 3 (the teaser that premiered in December 2002)





I have to disagree with that. I blew my load to it.



But to each his own.

[Boba Joe]

Originally posted by Shockwave
Does anyone remember The Holes trailer that tried to pass it off as a horror movie? It mimicked The Ring.

I busted out laughing when i saw it, it was so absurd.

Does that mean The Ring is considered a "horror" movie?

:D

[Hannibal21]

Jeepers Creepers

[randythetool]

"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (2003)

[Guy Strong]

The Punisher (2004)

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by Bobajoe
Does that mean The Ring is considered a "horror" movie?

:D




HAHAHAHAHAHA




That's a good one.



I hate that movie too.

[Allie]

Does nobody remember the movie trailer for Grind ?

WORST.
PREVIEW. (and movie)
EVER.

Hm... you can read my review/rant on it and then the hate mail i got when i posted it on my website. It's quite entertaining.

Review (im aebeachclub77) (http://www.moviefone.com/showtimes/movie.adp?page=rate&movieid=14375&date=20030815&Submit=Submit&ngb_submit=1&ngb_rating=0&ngb_msg=How+this+movie+can+have+4+1%2F2+stars+in+b eyond+me.+This+is+a+disgrace+to+film.+This+is+the+ kind+of+the+thing+i%27ll+look+back+on+my+generatio n+and+be+embarassed+about.+What%27s+the+plot%3F+By +watching+the+preview+I+get+the+following+5+facts+ about+this+%22movie%22+%3A%0D%0A1.+Some+random+man +says+%22get+the+moron+out+of+the+pool%22%0D%0A2.+ Some+dumbass+says+%22show+me+your+twins%22%0D%0A3. +Some+character+%22gets+violated+by+a+lizard%22+an d+it+%0D%0A%22feels+kind+of+good%22.%0D%0A4.+A+guy +rolls+down+the+street+on+a+toilet%0D%0A5.+This+mo vie+has+lots+of+%22in+your+face%22+X-treme%2C+generation+x%2C+skateboarding+action.%0D% 0A%3Cp%3ESounds+like+a+great+one+%28note+the+sarca sm%29.+If+any+of+my+friends+wanted+to+see+it+I%27d +slash+their+tires+so+they+couldn%27t+go.+To+the+p erson+that+wrote+%22I+wanna+screw+the+guyz+in+dis+ movie%21%21%21%21%21%211+lololol%22+rent+something +from+premier+adult+factory+outlet++instead+and+sk ip+Grind%27s+feeble+attempt+at+character+developme nt+if+that%27s+what+you+want.+I%27m+glad+I+could+p ut+a+real+review+on+this+board.&Submit=Submit#board)


Hatemail from some dumbfuck who liked this movie (http://www.angelfire.com/amiga2/allie/hatemail.html)


If these links dont work.... whatever. The point is that Grind was a shitfest.

[Scarface98.9]

Originally posted by randythetool
"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (2003)
I'd have to disagree with this one. Even if you didn't like the movie, it still gave a great trailer

[Mikey2Dope]

Originally posted by Scarface98.9
I'd have to disagree with this one. Even if you didn't like the movie, it still gave a great trailer

Most definately. I was so against the re-make until I saw that kick ass trailer.

My picks:

The Mask 2 - Never in my life have I heard a theatre grown in such unison.

Steal - As soon as I saw it was about theif rollerbladers I aboslutely lost it.

I, Robot - Two ways to make people not care about a movie that actually is a serious movie:

a)Play it right after the commercials in the theatre so everyone mistakes it for a commercial.

b)Play cheesy music that makes it look a cheesy kids movie about a cute robot.

[The Limey]

it look a cheesy kids movie about a cute robot.

Maybe that's because it will be cheesy, it's starring Will Smith for shits sakes.

Thats as bad as Mark Wahlberg staring in the Planet of the Apes remake or Paul Walker in Michael Crichton's Timeline. Next they'll cast Vin Deisel in an Einstein biography.

These dumbfuck studio asshats are going to have to start realizing that nobody is going to take these "serious" movies seriously if they keep casting these complete fuck head actors.

There are certain actors that are suited to certain films and certain films only. The Paul Walkers of the acting community may do fine in low brow flicks like Fast in the Furious where his jackass california surfer accent will do him credit but put him in a serious role especially a role that comes from serious intellectually-aimed literature and he will immediatly fuck it up just by being there.

The sad thing is Will Smith was actually a pretty good actor back when he was doing Fresh Prince and Six Degrees of Seperation. Like many actors he's fallen into the trap of starting to believe his own hype.

I just can't stand when they adapt a movie from some classic piece of literature or film and then cast the biggest fucking moron with the biggest fucking moronic persona they can find, completely ruining the film before it even has a chance.

Anyway I really hate previews that show the ending of the movie or key parts or the best parts. I saw a television preview for Final Destination the other day and they showed that blonde getting hit by the bus, which was probably the best scene in the movie at least the biggest surprise.

-ROTK Trailers were pretty shitty.

-Out of Time Trailer was pretty dumb but that could have been because the movie sucked as well.

-The original Fox produced Alien 3 Trailer is now famous for being probably the worst fuck up in movie trailer history, since it purposefully advertised an action film when the movie was actually Suspense Drama. Most people don't remember it but the majority of the bad reviews for that movie probably stemmed from the fact that people went in thinking they were seeing an action film in the vein of Aliens and got something that was the exact opposite.

[Mike]

There's been so many. I'm just going to name ones that come to me off the top of my head.

TEACHER'S PET: THE MOVIE
DUMB & DUMBERER
STUCK ON YOU
GANGS OF NEW YORK
TALK TO HER
28 DAYS LATER
AGENT CODY BANKS 2
HOLES
BRUCE ALMIGHTY
HIDEOUS KINKY
THE ORDER (The trailer bored me)

[TheDeadWalk]

House of the dead.....

....


Y'all gonna make me lose my mind! Up in here! Up in here!

*Cue matrix bullet-time shots, with running zombies that are jumping fifty feet in the air, to match with the shooters who are doing impossible Uber- 3004 Olympic gymnastics. Then cue a talking zombie who says something before licking a woman. Black out before the lick, and create a cartoonish slurping sound to create the worst trailer ever.*

[night prowler]

The Mask 2

When I saw this preview I wanted to kill myself.

[Sublime]

Catch That Kid

[Avid_Fan]

Garfield (comics good, trailer BAD)

~and~

The Mask 2

[Squid Vicious]

Ya can't get much worse than The Mask 2. It was probably the most depressing trailer I've ever seen.

[Lloyd Christmas]

Teachers Pet
The Order

[TheLoveBelow]

Cheaper by the Dozen has a horrible trailer. And for some reason I actually saw it.... I HATED it

[badberry]

House of the Dead trailer was a total joke. It could almost be a parody of itself.

[Cliche Guevara]

The Mask 2

By the way, I actually thought that the I, Robot thing was a product placement. Man, I feel stupid now.

[Danny L]

My biggest concern is that nowadays trailers get BORING beacuse they are too long.

[Jerk Shapiro]

You guys have got them all so far. Nice going.

[Invincible]

Originally posted by syxxpac
The Mask 2

"Are you ready for more?" (What an original tag line by the way...)

No. No, I'm not.

*groan* :o how true.

[Addi88]

In my opinion, I hate, hate, hate, hate , hate the friggen trailer for "The Perfect Score":mad: I think I lost brain cells while watching it. I think this one and "Mask 2" take the cake for the dumbest trailers.

[ColinM]

Scooby Doo II was pretty stupid...

I haven't seen the Mask 2 trailer yet. Sounds like a real winner though.

[ColinM]

Originally posted by LiquidSalt
Legally Blonde 2... A bunch of girls hopping around screaming "DELTA NU!" really started to annoy me.

Yeah, and that line "You look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!" make me want to vomit.

[Scarface98.9]

Originally posted by ColinM
Yeah, and that line "You look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!" make me want to vomit.
Finally, someone who was equally annoyed at that terrible goddamn line. I'm glad I'm not the only one. Unfortunately, the war's not over yet. Every TV ad and PPV commercial I've seen for it uses that line like it was the Holy Grail of comedy

[ColinM]

Yeah, it's sad that they can't find a better line in the entire movie than that one to constantly use over and over and over...