Nicole Richie

[TheDeadWalk]

I read this quote from IMDB and had to search for a thread on her. There wasn't one I found, so here it is!

Nicole Richie on "going to college":

"I went to the University of Arizona. I stopped because I went there for two years and I felt like I experienced college or whatever. I'm over it. I like Hollywood better."

I like experienced college, or whatever. Fuck you. No one wants to see your big nosed, five foot two, little snotty bitch ass!

You're not even Lionel Richie's real daughter you asswipe! You were adopted from a foster home, just like Citizen Kane! Rosebud you motherfucker! Rosebud up your ass when you're holding a little ice globe at the age of 35 wondering why it seemed like your career came and went so fast as the doctors tell you there's nothing they can do about the pudge coming from your sagging lips from too much surgery!

Fuck you and the simple life! Fuck Paris Hilton, as she'd probably fit aptly up your ass! You two are two fucking ugly hobgoblins that I can't stand seeing on my TV screen anymore! Someone roll some common sense up into your next joint and take a few tokes you stupid little drug slut! I would rather fuck Skeletor than to have a threesome with you and your flagpole wannabee twin, you fucking cunt.

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1421588/bio


Oh... I almost forgot...




NAY!!!!!!!

[Slim]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
You're not even Lionel Richie's real daughter you asswipe! You were adopted from a foster home, just like Citizen Kane! Rosebud you motherfucker! Rosebud up your ass when you're holding a little ice globe at the age of 35 wondering why it seemed like your career came and went so fast as the doctors tell you there's nothing they can do about the pudge coming from your sagging lips from too much surgery!

:D

A NAY for me as well.

[Moviefan1234]

Beautiful rant, TheDeadWalk. Beautiful. :D

Nay.

[jeo4]

Man...and I thought I hated Paris and Nicole...:D

Beyond her ineptitude towards higher education, she's rude, crass, mouthy, and disrespectful. The only reason she and her buddy Paris are on TV is because they're from famous families. Paris more so than Nicole. What makes it even worse is she's playing second bananna to Paris because she's even more of a wannabe than Paris is. The two of them could just give a shit about anything except partying, getting smashed and laid, and hanging out with other rich bitches like themselves. Hopefully, these two skanky idiots will be a flash in the pan and then gone.

NAY, I say.

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Originally posted by Moviefan1234
Beautiful rant, TheDeadWalk. Beautiful. :D

Nay.

The boy can rant! Good show old boy.

Don't know who the fuck she is but from the sounds of it....Nay!

[LiquidSalt]

NAY!! Nicole Richie=biggest slut on the universe. After Paris, of course.

[Boba Joe]

Nasty. Spoiled. Bitch.

That would be a nay from me.

[Heavenley]

NAY!!!



She's just UGHHHHHHHH!

[chilli pepper]

NAY even thought she is the less annoying of the two shes still a spoiled bitch riding the coat tails of her dad (who i think seems like a cool dude) so in short a big NAY.

[one_crow_sorrow]

I've never seen The Simple Life and I never will. But every time I see a commercial for that show it makes me want to gouge both their eyes out with rusty spoons. Or have my own personal Capone-style execution. Just me, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton and a Louisville Slugger. BIG FUCKING NAY.

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
I read this quote from IMDB and had to search for a thread on her. There wasn't one I found, so here it is!

Nicole Richie on "going to college":

"I went to the University of Arizona. I stopped because I went there for two years and I felt like I experienced college or whatever. I'm over it. I like Hollywood better."

I like experienced college, or whatever. Fuck you. No one wants to see your big nosed, five foot two, little snotty bitch ass!

You're not even Lionel Richie's real daughter you asswipe! You were adopted from a foster home, just like Citizen Kane! Rosebud you motherfucker! Rosebud up your ass when you're holding a little ice globe at the age of 35 wondering why it seemed like your career came and went so fast as the doctors tell you there's nothing they can do about the pudge coming from your sagging lips from too much surgery!

Fuck you and the simple life! Fuck Paris Hilton, as she'd probably fit aptly up your ass! You two are two fucking ugly hobgoblins that I can't stand seeing on my TV screen anymore! Someone roll some common sense up into your next joint and take a few tokes you stupid little drug slut! I would rather fuck Skeletor than to have a threesome with you and your flagpole wannabee twin, you fucking cunt.

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1421588/bio


Oh... I almost forgot...




NAY!!!!!!!




The funniest thing I've read all day.

[t3h Qster]

NAY

[wilykily]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
I read this quote from IMDB and had to search for a thread on her. There wasn't one I found, so here it is!

Nicole Richie on "going to college":

"I went to the University of Arizona. I stopped because I went there for two years and I felt like I experienced college or whatever. I'm over it. I like Hollywood better."

I like experienced college, or whatever. Fuck you. No one wants to see your big nosed, five foot two, little snotty bitch ass!

You're not even Lionel Richie's real daughter you asswipe! You were adopted from a foster home, just like Citizen Kane! Rosebud you motherfucker! Rosebud up your ass when you're holding a little ice globe at the age of 35 wondering why it seemed like your career came and went so fast as the doctors tell you there's nothing they can do about the pudge coming from your sagging lips from too much surgery!

Fuck you and the simple life! Fuck Paris Hilton, as she'd probably fit aptly up your ass! You two are two fucking ugly hobgoblins that I can't stand seeing on my TV screen anymore! Someone roll some common sense up into your next joint and take a few tokes you stupid little drug slut! I would rather fuck Skeletor than to have a threesome with you and your flagpole wannabee twin, you fucking cunt.

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1421588/bio


Oh... I almost forgot...




NAY!!!!!!!


God that was awesome made my day holy shit

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by jeo4
Man...and I thought I hated Paris and Nicole...:D

Beyond her ineptitude towards higher education, she's rude, crass, mouthy, and disrespectful. The only reason she and her buddy Paris are on TV is because they're from famous families. Paris more so than Nicole. What makes it even worse is she's playing second bananna to Paris because she's even more of a wannabe than Paris is. The two of them could just give a shit about anything except partying, getting smashed and laid, and hanging out with other rich bitches like themselves. Hopefully, these two skanky idiots will be a flash in the pan and then gone.

NAY, I say.

I second that motion.

[Scarface98.9]

Well, I've never met her, so I can't say whether or not she's a whore bitch, I've never seen The Simple Life, and deciding to pursue Hollywood rather than college is fine by me. She has a pig snout, but if she was piss drunk, horny, and I felt like sinning, I'd hit it like Kobe

[bankholdup]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
Rosebud you motherfucker!


That's it, I'm done, he got me. By far the biggest laugh I've had all day. Kudos!



I think she's one of the ugliest people on television, both inside and out. Nay all the way up her ass.

[darchangel]

"so do you guys like, hang out at Wal-Mart or whatever?" -Nicole Richie on The Simple Life


anybody who would say that is a complete moron for two reasons (offhand)

1) obviously the dumbass has never BEEN to Wal-Mart, or she'd realize it's consumer hell

2) anybody who ends 9/10 of their sentences in "whatever" needs to be shot in the face


oh yeah...FUCKING NAY!!! :mad:


Death to Beth

~darchangel~

[El Bracamonti]

I don't really know her from anything but The Simple Life, and from what I've heard, she's nothing more than the daughter of a famous singer, and she didn't really do anything to get famous.....kind of like the Hilton sisters. Based on that alone, I have to say nay.

[SykkBoy]

Yay
I think she's smoking hot (I like the ladies with a bit of meat on their bones, not like skeleton with eyeballs, Paris Hilton (you're a billionaire, eat a sandwich, I know you can afford it))

The show caught me off guard and became a show I really enjoyed (I even boiught the DVD).

Her future isn't exactly filled with Oscar speeches or even Grammy afterparty gossip, but she'll ride the coattails of her famous father just like I would if Lionel Ritchie was my dad....

Nicole call me, let's do lunch and talk about your future in porn........specifically the Sykk Fucks series ;-)

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
I read this quote from IMDB and had to search for a thread on her. There wasn't one I found, so here it is!

Nicole Richie on "going to college":

"I went to the University of Arizona. I stopped because I went there for two years and I felt like I experienced college or whatever. I'm over it. I like Hollywood better."

I like experienced college, or whatever. Fuck you. No one wants to see your big nosed, five foot two, little snotty bitch ass!

You're not even Lionel Richie's real daughter you asswipe! You were adopted from a foster home, just like Citizen Kane! Rosebud you motherfucker! Rosebud up your ass when you're holding a little ice globe at the age of 35 wondering why it seemed like your career came and went so fast as the doctors tell you there's nothing they can do about the pudge coming from your sagging lips from too much surgery!

Fuck you and the simple life! Fuck Paris Hilton, as she'd probably fit aptly up your ass! You two are two fucking ugly hobgoblins that I can't stand seeing on my TV screen anymore! Someone roll some common sense up into your next joint and take a few tokes you stupid little drug slut! I would rather fuck Skeletor than to have a threesome with you and your flagpole wannabee twin, you fucking cunt.



I now declare this, the funniest post I've ever read. Great stuff Dead. Keep on postin'

[Tweek]

Ugh.

I think Paris Hilton had Nicole built in a lab.

[jeo4]

Originally posted by Tweek
Ugh.

I think Paris Hilton had Nicole built in a lab.

*In my best movie announcer voice*

Coming soon...from the mad scientists who brought you BRITNEY SPEARS and JESSICA SIMPSON...more shockingly shameless than any slut before her...more bitchy than any spoiled rich brat in Hollywood...run for your lives! Its...NIGHT OF THE LIVING SKANK! :eek:

[wilykily]

Originally posted by Tweek
Ugh.

I think Paris Hilton had Nicole built in a lab.

Nice:D

[TheGodSon]

And she is famous for....


what?

I honestly don't know.

[Indy in IN]

Can't stand her.

Looks like someone hit her with an Ugly Stick, Special Order #5.

[TheDeadWalk]

I'm proud. I've actually made it a month now without seeing her German-made "Neverending story" plastic fucking face.

I'd say the same for her cumslut friend Paris, but I rented Wonderland a few weeks ago, and she had a cameo role.

What's that? Cameo role about the times of a porn star? I think I be seein your free tarot readin' darlin!

Alls I gots to say about that is Of human bondage motherfucker! You and the bag of suck and fuck that you call a friend will be just like Mildred Rogers who was played by a very young Bette Davis, a crack whore on the verge of insanity who can't help but beg for the cock when the cock comes crawling to thee. Oh yes, when the cock comes crawling to thee.

EDIT::: The follow-up result is indeed, STILL Nay. That one's for you, Jerky.;)

[jeo4]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
I'm proud. I've actually made it a month now without seeing her German-made "Neverending story" plastic fucking face.

I'd say the same for her cumslut friend Paris, but I rented Wonderland a few weeks ago, and she had a cameo role.

What's that? Cameo role about the times of a porn star? I think I be seein your free tarot readin' darlin!

Alls I gots to say about that is Of human bondage motherfucker! You and the bag of suck and fuck that you call a friend will be just like Mildred Rogers who was played by a very young Bette Davis, a crack whore on the verge of insanity who can't help but beg for the cock when the cock comes crawling to thee. Oh yes, when the cock comes crawling to thee.

Kind of like Francis Farmer's arrest record she filled out.

Occupation: cock sucker.

:D

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
I'm proud. I've actually made it a month now without seeing her German-made "Neverending story" plastic fucking face.

I'd say the same for her cumslut friend Paris, but I rented Wonderland a few weeks ago, and she had a cameo role.

What's that? Cameo role about the times of a porn star? I think I be seein your free tarot readin' darlin!

Alls I gots to say about that is Of human bondage motherfucker! You and the bag of suck and fuck that you call a friend will be just like Mildred Rogers who was played by a very young Bette Davis, a crack whore on the verge of insanity who can't help but beg for the cock when the cock comes crawling to thee. Oh yes, when the cock comes crawling to thee.



LOL!



Keep them coming Dead!

[Jerk Shapiro]

Post some "Nay's" whydontcha?

:cool:



Chalk a Nay up for me, as well.

[Succubus]

A big, fat, pig-ignorant NAY. I cannot abide Ms Richie.

Her brattish and disregardful attitude on 'The Simple Life' makes her unwatachable. I don't think she's appalling looking, but all that money and she still looks like a dollar-whore skank? There's a cheapness about her, despite the riches. (Richies? Hmmm...)

[t3h Qster]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
I read this quote from IMDB and had to search for a thread on her. There wasn't one I found, so here it is!

Nicole Richie on "going to college":

"I went to the University of Arizona. I stopped because I went there for two years and I felt like I experienced college or whatever. I'm over it. I like Hollywood better."

I like experienced college, or whatever. Fuck you. No one wants to see your big nosed, five foot two, little snotty bitch ass!

You're not even Lionel Richie's real daughter you asswipe! You were adopted from a foster home, just like Citizen Kane! Rosebud you motherfucker! Rosebud up your ass when you're holding a little ice globe at the age of 35 wondering why it seemed like your career came and went so fast as the doctors tell you there's nothing they can do about the pudge coming from your sagging lips from too much surgery!

Fuck you and the simple life! Fuck Paris Hilton, as she'd probably fit aptly up your ass! You two are two fucking ugly hobgoblins that I can't stand seeing on my TV screen anymore! Someone roll some common sense up into your next joint and take a few tokes you stupid little drug slut! I would rather fuck Skeletor than to have a threesome with you and your flagpole wannabee twin, you fucking cunt.

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1421588/bio


Oh... I almost forgot...




NAY!!!!!!!

you sir deserve to be knighted for those rants....bravo!

I still find this to be one of the best rants Ive ever read...LOL

[bigd23]

To be honest she's not all that cute but seeing how she acts and her attitude towards everything...I bet she's a dirty little whore in bed! That's worth a Yay!

[Playboy Papi]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
I read this quote from IMDB and had to search for a thread on her. There wasn't one I found, so here it is!

Nicole Richie on "going to college":

"I went to the University of Arizona. I stopped because I went there for two years and I felt like I experienced college or whatever. I'm over it. I like Hollywood better."

I like experienced college, or whatever. Fuck you. No one wants to see your big nosed, five foot two, little snotty bitch ass!

You're not even Lionel Richie's real daughter you asswipe! You were adopted from a foster home, just like Citizen Kane! Rosebud you motherfucker! Rosebud up your ass when you're holding a little ice globe at the age of 35 wondering why it seemed like your career came and went so fast as the doctors tell you there's nothing they can do about the pudge coming from your sagging lips from too much surgery!

Fuck you and the simple life! Fuck Paris Hilton, as she'd probably fit aptly up your ass! You two are two fucking ugly hobgoblins that I can't stand seeing on my TV screen anymore! Someone roll some common sense up into your next joint and take a few tokes you stupid little drug slut! I would rather fuck Skeletor than to have a threesome with you and your flagpole wannabee twin, you fucking cunt.

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1421588/bio


Oh... I almost forgot...




NAY!!!!!!!

Good God man, have a hug. ;) oh yea, nay.

[CyclicNightmare]

WHERE'S MY FUCKING PURSE!?!? WHERE'S MY PUUUUURRRRRRRSE???

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by CyclicNightmare
WHERE'S MY FUCKING PURSE!?!? WHERE'S MY PUUUUURRRRRRRSE???

To which I would love to give the ultimate reply:

"Up your ass eating a ham sandwich, BITCH."

Man I'd love to just get these two drunk and then take fucking advantage of them hardcore.

Sexually? No.

It'd probably only take about 3 shots of some 40 proof watered down Old Dan Tucker that I could buy for 3.99 at Mom and Pop's grocery, and then tell them its some 182 year old oak barrel made sipping whiskey. They'd think I was some lavish playboy and drink up.

Then I'd take them to my bedroom, and with some nightvision camera have them sit down on my bed and start eating twinkies.

Yes, yes. Then I'd order a few P'Zones from Pizza Hut, and don't forget some Big Classics from Wendy's (RIP Dave), and just make those two fuckin pork down all night long.

Then the next day I could laugh as their modeling careers are over because they balloned up 25 pounds. Of course, I could probably push Nicole to about 35 just for good stretch mark measure.

Model for me now, BITCH. Model for me now at the Big and Tall store while you try on some granny panties you fucking yogurt neck slut. I'll make sure that the only tv time you ever get again is Japanese Bukkake with my motherfucking smiling face on the cover getting the first shot. SKEET, SKEET, SKEET, SKEET MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

[jeo4]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
To which I would love to give the ultimate reply:

"Up your ass eating a ham sandwich, BITCH."

Man I'd love to just get these two drunk and then take fucking advantage of them hardcore.

Sexually? No.

It'd probably only take about 3 shots of some 40 proof watered down Old Dan Tucker that I could buy for 3.99 at Mom and Pop's grocery, and then tell them its some 182 year old oak barrel made sipping whiskey. They'd think I was some lavish playboy and drink up.

Then I'd take them to my bedroom, and with some nightvision camera have them sit down on my bed and start eating twinkies.

Yes, yes. Then I'd order a few P'Zones from Pizza Hut, and don't forget some Big Classics from Wendy's (RIP Dave), and just make those two fuckin pork down all night long.

Then the next day I could laugh as their modeling careers are over because they balloned up 25 pounds. Of course, I could probably push Nicole to about 35 just for good stretch mark measure.

Model for me now, BITCH. Model for me now at the Big and Tall store while you try on some granny panties you fucking yogurt neck slut. I'll make sure that the only tv time you ever get again is Japanese Bukkake with my motherfucking smiling face on the cover getting the first shot. SKEET, SKEET, SKEET, SKEET MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Another classic, dude. My face is aching from laughter (again). :D

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
To which I would love to give the ultimate reply:

"Up your ass eating a ham sandwich, BITCH."

Man I'd love to just get these two drunk and then take fucking advantage of them hardcore.

Sexually? No.

It'd probably only take about 3 shots of some 40 proof watered down Old Dan Tucker that I could buy for 3.99 at Mom and Pop's grocery, and then tell them its some 182 year old oak barrel made sipping whiskey. They'd think I was some lavish playboy and drink up.

Then I'd take them to my bedroom, and with some nightvision camera have them sit down on my bed and start eating twinkies.

Yes, yes. Then I'd order a few P'Zones from Pizza Hut, and don't forget some Big Classics from Wendy's (RIP Dave), and just make those two fuckin pork down all night long.

Then the next day I could laugh as their modeling careers are over because they balloned up 25 pounds. Of course, I could probably push Nicole to about 35 just for good stretch mark measure.

Model for me now, BITCH. Model for me now at the Big and Tall store while you try on some granny panties you fucking yogurt neck slut. I'll make sure that the only tv time you ever get again is Japanese Bukkake with my motherfucking smiling face on the cover getting the first shot. SKEET, SKEET, SKEET, SKEET MOTHERFUCKER!!!!


Good lord, he's at it again.