Britney... the wife?!

[notchreturns]

Oh boy... millons of teenage boys dreams, shattered... so sad!

From CNN.com

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- Pop star Britney Spears has marched down the aisle in Las Vegas, marrying a childhood friend from Louisiana, according to news reports.

The 22-year-old diva married Jason Allen Alexander early Saturday at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the Strip, according to People.com, the online arm of the Time Warner publication. He is from Kentwood, Louisiana, it said.

The Las Vegas Review-Journal reported on its Web site that Spears, 22, and Alexander, 22, were granted a marriage license, citing an affidavit of Application for Marriage License filed January 3.

A photo of the signed marriage license was obtained by The Associated Press.

Calls to Spears' representatives were not immediately returned.

The bride wore jeans and a baseball cap, according to People.com, and had a hotel bellman walk her down the aisle.

People.com reported that Spears and Alexander journeyed to the Little White Wedding Chapel after a stop at the Ghostbar, a club in the Palms Casino Hotel.

It reported that the chapel staff told the couple that they couldn't get married without a license, so they were reportedly taken by the limo to the Clark County Marriage Bureau office in the downtown Las Vegas courthouse.

They applied for and were granted the marriage license, then were driven back to the chapel, where they were married.

Spears released her fourth album "In the Zone" in November. It debuted at the top of the album charts. She begins a concert tour March 2 in San Diego.

[Gregorious8]

I'm taking bets on how long it'll last. I've got five months.

[RicochetShaw]

So she married Jason Alexander, eh?



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:p

[FilmBuff84]

Not exactly that Jason Alexander...

If this is true, I don't think it's going to last long and seeing as how it was Vegas, I wouldn't be surprised if it was done in a drunken moment. Pretty funny all the same. At least the guy will get some Britney.

[BorderEevilIII]

Call me Crazy but this sudden we just got married, Sometimes makes me wonder on this story.....What happen to the were dating, 1- 2 yr Zone first then say "I Do"...... If she hooked up w/ her child hood friend back home then haaay I guess they Were Born to make each other happy to get hitched. But this rushing at an early age and especially Britney just came out w/ an album sooo thats gonna involve touring and album support. I am just wondering when the Oops... fallout=Divorce is gonna happen.......

http://www.reviewjournal.com/

[Fisting Ackbar]

Now let's see if she gets her own reality tv show

[sharkstank]

call me crazy, but i don't entirely believe this.
if it is, he's a lucky (or not) man
at least he gets to bang her:D

WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Rothstein]

This will not last long like most of the hollywood marriages, a couple of years if they are lucky. But why do i care anyway :rolleyes:

[piglet5]

i think she was drunk :o

[Damned Martian]

Now the question is: Will they be the next Bennifer or will they be the next Julia Roberts-Lyle Lovett?

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

I bet they are trying to get the marriage annulled as we speak...anyone see that episode of Friends? :)

[NuclearMisfit]

Wow that was quick and unexpected. Maybe Ben and Jen should have done this and quick dragging it into public eye.

[Nate6]

It's definitely believeable. The guy's very possibly a childhood sweetheart or friend from way back, growing up in Louisiana.

The thing about Britney is, she's a media whore. I'm a little surprised she didn't choose to do this publicly.

Wait. Then again, she whored the media by leaking this story. Clever, Britney.

I give this marriage...not long. It reminds me of J.Lo and her first, no-name husband. And Liz Taylor and the carpenter.

[Gregorious8]

Originally posted by Nate6

The thing about Britney is, she's a media whore. I'm a little surprised she didn't choose to do this publicly.



She did. I was just listening to the radio, and Spears' reps are claiming it's a joke and there's a anullment (sp?) already it the works.

What a whore!
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Media wise that is.

[t3h Qster]

Originally posted by Gregorious8
I'm taking bets on how long it'll last. I've got five months.

I'll go with 6 months

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Heres the marriage licence

http://www.britneyspears.org/news/images/marriagelicense.jpg

Too big to post on the thread!

[TheAxeGrinder]

Bah, who gives a shit, she's a slut anyways. If you look closely in her videos, you can see stray cats following her around. Though speculation is that they were congregating around Madonna moreso. Guess they were into MILFs.

[Sublime]

First she and Madonna kissed...then she was out of the picture for a few months. Now she gets married. In 3 months she'll be doing porn.

[jackson13]

Is today April 1st? I bet we're being punk'd.

This news is just.....weird. And depressing. Gorgeous female celebs are dropping like flies all of a sudden.

[Boba Joe]

I know I should have said yes when I had the chance...

[James Logan]

So what? I'd still hit it, and she'd still probably let me.

Yes she would. I'm hot.

;)

[BorderEevilIII]

I just heard on this morning's KRONTV in San Francisco morning news that Britney is in the works of getting a annulment....

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000056QD7.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

If it sooo in the works, this little diddy of hers sounds soooo purrfect! :D

[Scarface98.9]

Anulment or not, marriages between a celebrity and a non-celebrity almost never work out. The fact she may be applying for one now may seem like she's actually using her smarts for once

[Damned Martian]

There's no other reason to anule a marriage so quick than being on drugs when she did it. So, this confirm what everybody already knew: she's a drug-adddict fame-whore slut :D

Next step: Playboy's cover

[Psyco Chick18]

I give it 3 weeks. once a whore, always a whore.

[JCR]

Now I have crazy images in my head of britney ordering a white wine spritiser ned flanders style before being thrown out into the desert and being eaten by vultures. Mommy, I'm scared.

[darkface]

You know what's cool? is i was in Las Vegas last week, and saw her at the New York New York! My GF bumped up against her not knowing who she was at first, then we realized who she was! Totally cool, but what's even cooler is to say we saw her in person right before she got married!

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by Gregorious8
I'm taking bets on how long it'll last. I've got five months.

I'm betting $46 it will be 2 months.

[Lindsey]

Originally posted by darkface
You know what's cool? is i was in Las Vegas last week, and saw her at the New York New York! My GF bumped up against her not knowing who she was at first, then we realized who she was! Totally cool, but what's even cooler is to say we saw her in person right before she got married!

Awesome darkface!

I just watched the news, and apparently it was "A joke that went too far". Riiight. :rolleyes:

[Nate6]

Joke, eh?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Let's get married.

Britney, you contrived slut. You have either the CRAZIEST sense of humor ever, or you're lying flatter than your first set of boobs. I'm betting on the second one.

Lesson on being a publicist #1: People aren't stupid, so don't piss on their heads and tell them it's Hurricane Juan.

[Tweek]

Joke, eh?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Let's get married.

That would be the worst marriage proposal ever

[NuclearMisfit]

I bet she was drunk as hell, she came from the Ghost Bar to get married something tells me those two werent sober. What a slut.

[Lynn Minmei]

I give it another week. If they're getting divorced already, then I doubt they'll want it to last.

[SkyNet]

ya she is getting it annuled.

Is it just me or does it seem like Spears and Alexander took a certain episode of Friends WAAAAAAAAAAAY to seriously!

i wonder if he got sum "knowledge" out of it at least!

[BorderEevilIII]

All bets are OFF, like the previous post.
Marriage has been Annuled......It will be offical Monday.

(sighs of little girls & boys sweep across the country) ;)

[Nate6]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
I'm betting $46 it will be 2 months.

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
All bets are OFF, like the previous post.
Marriage has been Annuled......It will be offical Monday.


Pay up, Lyrik! ;)

[Dignan]

Originally posted by RicochetShaw
So she married Jason Alexander, eh?



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:p


:p :D

Brilliance. Sheer and pure.

[BadCoverVersion]

Silly fucker.

[Matt Demers]

Wasn't she dating Cameron Diaz's ex boyfriend Jared Leto to get back Diaz and Timberlake? Whats gonna happen to him?

[t3h Qster]

Originally posted by Matt Demers
Wasn't she dating Cameron Diaz's ex boyfriend Jared Leto to get back Diaz and Timberlake? Whats gonna happen to him?

britney will marry him next time she gets drunk.......tomorrow shall we????

[darkface]

Originally posted by Nate6

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Let's get married.


Ahem... The Bachelor might ring a bell lol :p

[BorderEevilIII]

http://www.nydailynews.com/ips_rich_content/814-couple0105.jpg
NY Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/)

Ohmygawd! Is this him?!?!?!?!

NY Daily News where I got this watsed no time...

[Damned Martian]

You know, with those ears you can fly really high... :D

[jeo4]

Next: THE SIMPLE LIFE, VOL. II

Followed by: SO I MARRIED A SLUT

Later: SOFTCORE PORN - BRITNEY'S FIRST PLAYBOY SHOOT :D

Media whore, indeed.

[t3h Qster]

Originally posted by jeo4
Next: THE SIMPLE LIFE, VOL. II

Followed by: SO I MARRIED A SLUT

Later: SOFTCORE PORN - BRITNEY'S FIRST PLAYBOY SHOOT :D

Media whore, indeed.

dont forget, thats Fox's new spring lineup.......!!!!

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by Nate6
Pay up, Lyrik! ;)

Sorry, did say 2 months? I forgot to say 2 months or less.

Anyway, that is the briefest celeb marriage ever.

[harpian]

HAHAHA!! She must've had some damn powerful beer goggles on when she decided to marry that guy. No wonder she got it annuled so fast.

[JCR]

It's been reported there was a videotape made of the happy event- I do hope it leaks. Ha ha. (Although I guess it would be handy for spears to prove to the judge doing the annuling how drunk she was).

[jackson13]

Originally posted by JCR
It's been reported there was a videotape made of the happy event......


Oh the wedding itself or the honeymoon later that night?


*begs on knees* Please be a honeymoon sex tape, please be a honeymoon sex tape, please be a honeymoon sex tape..............

[Invincible]

Publicity stunt.

[Lynn Minmei]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik


Anyway, that is the briefest celeb marriage ever.

Sorry, Lyrik. the shortest celbrity marriage (I'm too tired to check) lasted only a few hours (5, I think). But now, Britney is added to the Top 10 list.

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by jackson13
*begs on knees* Please be a honeymoon sex tape, please be a honeymoon sex tape, please be a honeymoon sex tape..............

If there is one, hopefully they did it w/ the lights on! I hate squinting.... :D

[t3h Qster]

^^^^^^^^ LOL BE3 your location, fav movie and avatar are priceless gems!

[James Logan]

A 3-day marriage, drunk and fooling in Vegas?

This is it: she's better than Madonna.

I'm in love. ;)

[blankpage]

She's too young to get married.

I wonder if they had sex?

I bet they did!

I feel sorry for Justin.

I bet he's kicking himself right now.

I would be too.

Why am I posting in this format?

It's quite stupid.

Just like this marriage.

Oh, well.

I was happy for them.

They were so right for each other.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by blankpage
I feel sorry for Justin.

I bet he's kicking himself right now.

Why? He actually has a career.

Knocks out a decent tune or two does JT.

When he resorts to exchanging saliva with an exhumed Presley you'll know he's up shit street.

Did anyone see the vid' for that Brit/Madge duet?

The words "washed-up", "slag-heap's" and "lost the plot" immediately spring to mind.

[Invincible]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion

Did anyone see the vid' for that Brit/Madge duet?


I did, Madonna rolled on the fuckin floor like a retard. Pathetic.

[Mr.HyDe807]

Originally posted by Invincible
Publicity stunt.

AHHHHHH invincible, took the words right out of my mouth! I couldnt give a shit bout this woman who was probably thinking "damn, thought this making outbit with madonna would be talked aboutfor about a year,hmmmmmm...let me think of another idea for the news to flock...i got it! ill get married and then anull it quickly, no way will that be stuck on my conscience:rolleyes:

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by t3h Qster
^^^^^^^^ LOL BE3 your location, fav movie and avatar are priceless gems!

If I like what I see, I play with it! ;)

I am a bit saddend that ol Jason dont look like that anymore. :( He sorta looks more like a stocky looking John Goodman-ish looking.:eek:

[The Rain Dog]

Gee I wonder if this would have happened had Brits new album been as successful as was hoped? :rolleyes:

RD

[Arathon]

She is one wild, hot blonde babe in one crazy publicity stunt (most likely) Her career is solid so far, but wasn't as great few years ago.

[Fisting Ackbar]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/06/spears.marriage/index.html

The pop star and a childhood friend, Jason Allen Alexander, were married about 5:30 a.m. Saturday morning at a Las Vegas, Nevada, wedding chapel, reportedly after watching a video of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."

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[NuclearMisfit]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
If there is one, hopefully they did it w/ the lights on! I hate squinting.... :D

Lets just hope Britney stays away from the nightvision and does it with the lights on.

[NuclearMisfit]

If this guy was smart he wouldnt let her annul it but divorce and take almost everything she owns.

[jackson13]

"The pop star and a childhood friend, Jason Allen Alexander, were married about 5:30 a.m. Saturday morning at a Las Vegas, Nevada, wedding chapel, reportedly after watching a video of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."

I coulda swore they watched the Season 5 finale of Friends where Ross and Rachel got drunkenly married in Vegas. A story I read said that they woke up the next morning and didnt realize what they did. Thats exactly like the Season 6 opener of Friends. But Texas Chainsaw Massacre? WTF is definitely the right choice of words. I can see the conversation now:

Movies final credits roll
Britney: "Wow. That Leatherface was scary."
Jason: "Yeah, I almost pissed myself."
Both look at each other
Both: "You wanna get married?"

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by Fisting Ackbar
...reportedly after watching a video of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre." So that's the expression the average American teen uses now to say "be high on drugs and alcohol", eh? It's good to know it if some day I visit your country :D