Heat Magazine 20 Sexiest Celebrity Bodies - Readers Poll

[BadCoverVersion]

Laydeez

10: Catherine Zeta-Jones
9: Kelly Brook
8: Victoria Beckham
7: Angelina Jolie
6: Halle Berry
5: Cameron Diaz
4: Britney Spears
3: J-Lo
2: Beyonce
1: Kylie Minogue

Fella's

10: Eminem
9: Colin Farrell
8: Robbie Williams
7: Jude Law
6: Brad Pitt
5: Orlando Bloom
4: Nigel Harman
3: David Beckham
2: Will Young
1: Justin Timberlake


I disagree with Posh, she's clearly orange on a toothpick territory...Eminem's buff torso does absolutely NOTHING for me, and Robbie is a bit too hirsute for my liking.

Anyway, found these PICCY'S on another forum...here's the top two blokes...

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid97/p683c22c771665c189666a464621aaa46/fa0b71fa.jpghttp://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid97/p7e70a72b7261d086b55f410ac6ed01e0/fa0b7204.jpg

Yum for Will...Justin looks like a wee lad in comparison.

[James Logan]

Zeta deserves number one spot there. :) I don't know what Victoria Beckham does on the list (although I'd still do her), but the other ones pretty much deserve their spot, I guess. Kylie isn't the sexiest, though -- she's sexy, but she won 1st spot thanks to the publicity of the new album, methinks.

As for the lads...Eminem? Robbie Williams? Justin Timberlake? I thought it was the MEN'S category.

[PrettyInPink]

It must have been an honour to beat Mr Nigel Harman eh?

WTF is that all about BadGirl. The guy has become a heat legend.

Anyway thanks for the pic of the hot bod Will Young. I agree it's about time JT moved over and let the man take the title. I mean come on Man or Woman you can't deny the sexiness, smoothness and pure lust appeal about our Mr Young.

He can float my boat I tell ye!

I see they threw in a couple of mingers in the Laydeez round just to confuse us. I personally like Miss Jolie meself. She has a certain something about her that scares you and also lures you at the same time.

Strange!!!!:D


A couple more pics just for the hell of it.


http://www.will-youngonline.com/gallery/1069775787.jpg ;)

http://www.will-youngonline.com/gallery/1067956208.jpg

[Nate6]

Jesus...Kylie Minogue's only sexy if you get hot over a pencil with tits. Don't turn on your side, Kylie, you'll disappear!

Beyonce...yummy...

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Nate6
Jesus...Kylie Minogue's only sexy if you get hot over a pencil with tits. Don't turn on your side, Kylie, you'll disappear!

Beyonce...yummy...

To be fair...Kylie's NEVER been scrawny.

Petite, yup...the gal is 5ft and a whistle and it's highly likely a stong wind would send her under a fucking bus, but she's still got a smokin' body for a woman in her mid-30's.

http://www.kyliesplace.com/kylie%20gallery/temp_graphics/bodylanguage_800.jpg

Not to mention she's undeniably SEXY.

Oh, and here ya go PIP...

http://www.williamyoung.biz/gal17_att_08.jpg

http://www.williamyoung.biz/gal17_att_06.jpg

;)

[charliebobo]

10: Catherine Zeta-Jones - Yay
9: Kelly Brook -YAY!
8: Victoria Beckham - Nay
7: Angelina Jolie - YAY!
6: Halle Berry - Nay
5: Cameron Diaz - NAY NAY NAY!
4: Britney Spears - Yay
3: J-Lo - Nay
2: Beyonce - NAY!
1: Kylie Minogue - Yay, but not #1

[DoCk]

10: Catherine Zeta-Jones - very attractive face but needs more body but that face alone should put her in the top five :)

9: Kelly Brook - she's decent :rolleyes:

8: Victoria Beckham - she's aight :rolleyes:

7: Angelina Jolie - should be #1 or #2

6: Halle Berry - should be #1 or #2

5: Cameron Diaz - what the fu$#? man u ever seen her without makeup???

4: Britney Spears - uh, decent cute face but should be right under j-lo

3: J-Lo - sexy and vulumptuos but should be like #6 or #7

2: Beyonce - sexy but not #2

1: Kylie Minogue - sexy but not #1

[paul calf]

well the girls list is probably the most obvious list,no suprises there,although posh is about as sexy as a twiglet with hair.
the mens is also pretty standard but who the fuck is nigel harman when he's at home,and was shocked to see jimmy hills secret love child at number 2.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by paul calf
who the fuck is nigel harman when he's at home,and was shocked to see jimmy hills secret love child at number 2.

Ya must be living under a ROCK man...Nigel Harman AKA Dennis Watts...he's the housewives favourite you know.

http://nhopics.5u.com/Scanned/Copy%20of%20Heat_2.jpg

As for Will...well, it was inevitable really.

[arby19]

No love for the A man??!?!

http://www.oakland.8k.com/images4/6th.jpg

and an older picture.......

http://digilander.libero.it/mrolympia/ga77.jpg

[BadCoverVersion]

Don't mean to piss on your parade, but I'd hedge my bets that the majority of females find Schwartz' pretty fucking grotesque.

That early PICCY is particularly hideous.

[BakeTheMooCow]

Brad Pitt should be number one on the guy's list instead of that fairy.

http://cinemaniacs.virtualave.net/fightclub/fightpp.jpg

The ladies list is all wrong too.

I like women who have natural healthy bodies.
Kylie Minogue? She probably runs around in the shower just to get wet.

[Buck Turgidson]

Laydeez

10: Catherine Zeta-Jones (after those topless w/ a burning butt paparazzi shots...no.)

8: Victoria Beckham (Bad, bad breasts. Look for the poolside shots if you doubt my veracity.)

5: Cameron Diaz (Anorexic skank)

1: Kylie Minogue (Looks like a chipmunk and is unplesantly thin)




All the others get my seal of approval.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion

1: Kylie Minogue

The perfect choice.

Kylie epitomizes sexy.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
1: Kylie Minogue (Looks like a chipmunk and is unplesantly thin)

Since when has Kylie been a bag of bones?

She's always looked a very healthy size IMO...just small in the chest region and petite overall.

http://www.porcellino.net/donne/kylie_minogue105.jpg

http://www.porcellino.net/donne/kylie_minogue149.jpg

http://www.porcellino.net/donne/kylie52.jpg

Hope that PICCY aint TOO risque Nate.

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
http://www.porcellino.net/donne/kylie_minogue105.jpg


OMFG. That is the greatest thing I've ever seen :eek:




Look at that fucking ass. It's amazing. I gotta go. Be back in five.

[Buck Turgidson]

Maybe it's a mass delusion. All of the Americans think she's too thin. She looks okay in these pics, except for the rodent part.

She's not going to claim she was hoodwinked into the nude pic again, is she?

[Damned Martian]

10: Catherine Zeta-Jones - not too fond on her, but OK

9: Kelly Brook - yay

8: Victoria Beckham - i'm going to puke

7: Angelina Jolie - YAY

6: Halle Berry - YAY

5: Cameron Diaz - don't know. She was hot back in The Mask days. Now she's meh

4: Britney Spears - not until she does a Playboy cover!

3: J-Lo - yay

2: Beyonce - YAY

1: Kylie Minogue - too skinny. Shaggable, but not for #1


BTW, I think that nude pic is a fake.

[Psychocandy]

Originally posted by Damned Martian
BTW, I think that nude pic is a fake.

It's not.

[James Logan]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion


http://www.porcellino.net/donne/kylie_minogue105.jpg


Bless you, Lady Version...bless you so very incredibly much! :D

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
She looks okay in these pics, except for the rodent part.

She's not going to claim she was hoodwinked into the nude pic again, is she?

I'll give you the "rodent" part...perfectly understandable.

Oooooh, are ya referring to the GQ tennis shoot? I'd forgotten all about that.

Oh, and the PICCY is very real lads...I assure you.

[Spidey]

Where the hell is Christian Bale in that list ?? I'm not gay , but I think he's waaaaaaaaaaaaay sexier then Eminem and the rest of those guys !

http://www.cinemaieti.com/especials/erotisme/erotisme_2000/nois/cbale01.jpg

[Raul Duke]

Blasphemy, Jessica Alba is the most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth.