Nicole Kidman going to space?

[Nate6]

Thank GOD. I was worried the sun would burn out. With Kidman's blindingly bright-white, pale skin up there, who needs the sun?


Kidman Joins the Space Race
Nicole Kidman dreams of traveling to space, and is prepared to fight star-gazing stars John Travolta and Lance Bass to become the first celebrity astronaut. The Oscar-winner claims she's harbored astronautical ambitions since she was a small child - but insists she'd rather earn her place than become a space tourist. She says, "Ever since I first stared up at the stars, lying on my back in Australia. I've wanted to travel into space. "I don't know about paying exorbitant amounts of money to be one of those who goes into space that way. It's less romantic and slightly more distasteful."

(source: IMDb (http://www.imdb.com))

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by Nate6
Thank GOD. I was worried the sun would burn out. With Kidman's blindingly bright-white, pale skin up there, who needs the sun?

The sun isn't gonna burn out. But TWO suns? The Earth is gonna burn up, that's for sure.

And I want to be the first average Joe in space, doesn't mean I get on headlines.

[Briare Rabbit]

She should go to space and stay there. She should take Eminem, Hilary Duff, Ashton Kutcher, JLo and Britney and just leave us in peace.

[DoCk]

she can leave j-lo and britney over my crib mate... :)

[El Bracamonti]

you know, i've heard all this talk about celebs going to space, but i seriously doubt it's ever going to happen.

[outsyder]

Point that shuttle towards the Sun, please . . . . :D

[Buck Turgidson]

Sounds good to me.

Wait...they'd probably want her to come back...oh, well.

[Pain In Da Azz]

Originally posted by outsyder
Point that shuttle towards the Sun, please . . . . :D

i'd hit that pale butt, lol. :D

[Jerk Shapiro]

I bet zero-gravity sex with her would be quite kinky...

[Nate6]

Originally posted by Jerk Shapiro
I bet zero-gravity sex with her would be quite kinky...

Don't forget to wear sunglasses. :eek: ;)

[harpian]

There is NO WAY she could POSSIBLY pass the physical aptitude tests for that! I wanna see how many seconds she can hold out in one of those G-force machines without puking.
She looks so frail you could break her in half by pattin her on the shoulder! Just go watch Cold Mountain if you don't know what I'm talkin about... she needs some meat on her.

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by Jerk Shapiro
I bet zero-gravity sex with her would be quite kinky...

Right up until her osteoperosis-riddled bones break when she hits the bulkhead.

[Damned Martian]

Now which story is objectively more unbelievably ridiculous, my "Kidman to host the Oscars" or your "Kidman to become next Laika bitch"? This proves once again that reality is much more ridiculous than any fiction you could invent :)

[James Logan]

So she said she wanted to go to space as a kid. As a kid, I wanted to be a fireman who'd let victims die and shag their wives afterwards...people change.

And then some don't. ;)

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Nate6
"lying on my back in Australia.

So THAT'S how she gets her acting gigs.

Mystery solved.

[jeo4]

Originally posted by outsyder
Point that shuttle towards the Sun, please . . . . :D

My sentiments exactly.